Why the fuck aren't you using Tinder to get laid right now?

>>34049849
>He uses Normiebook


original as fuck

Dont have room on my phone for the app.

>>34049892
Get an iPhone you poorfag

>>34049905
IPhones are consumist shit

>take a girl back to my shitty apartment which only has a twin bed and clothes/junk food wrappers all over the floor

>>34049930
I don't even have a bed but that hasn't stopped me from slaying countless thirsty hos on my couch

Because I don't want to "get laid".

I want a committed relationship, and I doubt that Tinder is the place to find that.

Do you still need Facebook to use it? If so, I "deleted" my account a year ago and haven't looked back.

I don't take pictures of myself nor have other people take them of me, it'll never work.

>>34049961
80% of the women I've slain would be down for a relationship

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Just do it you faggots

>>34049973
I don't want a relationship with a woman who has been "slain" from Twitter.

>>34049965
Yes, you still have to use KikeBook to use it. It's a shit app and you're better off finding a girl in real life.

>>34049905
Only hipsterfags use iphones. Should just call them ifuckinghavenorealthoughtsofmyown.

>>34049849
>>34049991
This literally only works if you're Chad

>>34049965
This desu famalamadingdongdoodleday

>>34050005
*tips very originally*

>>34049849

I'm not attractive and don't have my own place.

I also hate myself and life, and think sex abd relationships are disgusting and they make me angry.

>>34050022
>Works if you're Chad
This anon gets it. Go back to /b/ with your normalfag shit.

>>34050022
I'm no Chad

I'm 5'8''

>>34050033
>don't think a girl who has casual sex with random men on Twitter will be a good wife and mother to my children

>HUE HUE LE MEME HAT

>>34050043
>sex abd relationships are disgusting and they make me angry.
Next Elliot Rodger when?

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>>34049924
>consumist
I think you meant consumerist anon

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>>34050069
>implying causal sex is bad

Mohammed please go

>>34049849

You can only get away with saying something like that if you are Chad, retard OP.

>>34050136
He's not implying it's bad, just that it doesn't work for him. Same as logic doesn't work with you.

>>34049849

Because I'm ugly and 5'6. Simple.

>>34049849
because im 5'4 and very original

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>>34050228
>>34050238
I'm 5'8'' stop making excuses

What do I do if I'm fairly attractive with very good career prospects but i have a small dick which kills my confidence

>>34050265
>5'8
>anywhere near as bad as 5'4
fuck off you entitled piece of shit

All these Tinder screenshot threads need to include a screenshot of OP's profile.

>>34050265
>I'm better than you, stop making excuses

Fuck off man. I'm 3/10 and 5'6, it just isn't gonna work for me.

>>34050265
What the fuck? Did you list your height on your profile?? No way these roasties would knowingly talk to someone your height.

>>34049849
Because I have herpes :'(

>>34050384
HSV-2 is nbd

90% of ppl don't care, it's the most overblown disease out there

Just take valtrex and wear a rubber - your chance of transmission is like 1/5000

>>34050344
>2017
>still falling for the manlet meme

All women want is an alpha to give them some good dick and validation

>>34050431
Thanks for the encouragement, anon :')

SomethingOriginal

>>34049849
because i'm a crumb bum

>>34049991
Nice opener anon

Because I'm a virgin so I have no idea how to stumble through conversations with girls and hit all the right notes.

>>34050787
haha when my dad gets back im gonna call her and tell here you posted that pic on 4chan

ive saved the pic btw so dont bother deleting

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>>34050748
you are so fukt now
hope your lil fun and games were worth it son

>>34050787
sick uncensored number bro

>>34050063
Post pic, kiddo

>>34049849
Tinder is for faggits with no mates who can only meet girls through their phone

>>34050878
>8182811107
feeling devilish anyone?

>>34049849
>living with my parents in the room of my 14 year old self
>illness that's preventing me from doing a lot of fun things
>no hobbies left and only little social life due to the above
>I'm physically in shit state and in an even worse mood
>casual sex does nothing for me that my hand couldn't do
>what I want is to have a life worth sharing with someone
>and someone worth sharing my life with

>>34050912
>>34050878
>>34050844
Jej
>>34050964
Nah bruh I'm good

>>34050878
>8182811107
Has to be a personal army request.

>>34050063
Short Chads exist, stop playing the height card.

>>34049849
I'm not a Chad so I am not in tinders demographic.

>>34049849
Because I don't have a car or flattering pictures

>>34051549
Just ask your parents for a car dummy

>>34051632
How do I tastefully show off my car in a tinder picture?

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I don't have nice pictures
I don't have my own place
I don't own a car
I have social anxiety

>>34051632
I did throughout college. They hemmed and hawed, until at which point I actually needed it, the car had become a maintenance nightmare and had written it off.

>>34051244
You need doggo. Women are worthless companions

>>34049849
honestly, i'm too scared.
if i'm stressed as fuck then i won't enjoy it
also i need to lift weights.
then we'll see.
i don't really like an aspect of casual sex but maybe that's because i had it when i was in a much more depressed state

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>>34050431
>"herpes is no big deal!!!!1" t. average tinder plague rat