Stop being INTP/INFP.

>>34049567
i wish ;_;

>tfw you will never be entp, intj, or entj

>>34049567
INTJ here, meow

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>infp

feels originally bad

I have had inconsistent results on the that test over a few years.

The only thing that ever remains consistent is the I being the first letter.

>>34049567
INFJ masterrace reporting in. I understand your feels gentlefolks.

>>34049684
Tests are shit.

Read up on jungian functions and type yourself via study and introspection.

>>34049684
its not very accurate since your self view varies

>>34049567
I never was varg

>>34049567

Stop being scandinavian

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>>34049567
>INFP
Cannot wait for the day of the sweet release.

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INTJ here, AMA
origami

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>>34049634
>>34049786
What's wrong with being INFP?

>>34049865
>F
Might as well be a woman.
Not even an original comment, so you know it's true.

>>34049865
The F part man.

It's something you wouldn't understand unless you have the F.

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>always get infp
>hormone tests my doctor did say I have far above average levels of testosterone for someone at my age
Literally no hope

>>34049567
I'll change to ENTP if I go hypomanic again. Really that small hope is the only thing keeping me going. Mania is a cheat code to turn you into Chad.

>>34049865
It's the beta personality type, my man. Literally the most feminine personality you can have. Works great if you're a girl. Fucked if you're a guy.

>>34049567
ESFJ reporting here, feels good to not be them

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>>34049567
>that feel when did the test multiple times and got INTP and INFP later
>that feel when friendless, NEET KV, sanctioned from benefits, black, british and manlet

what do friendbots?

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>Their weaknesses may include sensitivity to criticism, poor organization, and low assertiveness

I didn't ask to be born a fucking cuck

>>34050077
consider rerolling

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>>34049567
INTJ here. everyone's gay except for me.

>>34050105
Just get rid of the F part and you'll be fine.

>>34050144
How do you originally do it?

>>34049567
how do you other INFPs cope with not being born a lesbian woman?

becoming a trap is not an option

>>34050181
I transitioned into a straight woman.

>>34050106
and h-how do I go about that anon?

>>34050178
Start by not being a pussy and you'll get there.

>>34050007
All these famous INFP people are feminine
>Albert Camus
>George Orwell
>Jean-Jacques Rousseau
>John Kerry
>Antoine de Saint-Exupery
>William Blake
>Augustine
>Homer
>Jim Morrison
>David Lynch
>Hugh Laurie
>Marlon Brando
Just because you are prone into escapism and have strong morals, doesnt means that you're a wuss even if INFP's have negative stereotype.

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xSTP master race reporting in.

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>>34049567
not about to happen familam.

I was born this way.

>>34050144
>tfw you started as INTP, briefly became INTJ, and then became INFP for the past year

>>34050127
>INTJ
I'd rather not be friends with a person who shoves his opinion tactlessly and if criticized defends his opinion in autistic fashion.

>>34050230
>xSTP
You either ISTP or ESTP, not some hybrid.

>>34049567

Yeah nah, get fucked. There's absolutely nothing wrong with being INFP.

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>>34050298
except for the fact most days are like this

>>34050285
I meant that both are masterrace, how did you not get what was plainly stated?? Looks like you're Se is weak asf bro

>>34050007
>Literally the most feminine personality you can have

not true, there are more feminine types, in fact most XSFX and XXFJs with ISFJ probably being the most feminine type.
INFP is rather about having both masculine and feminine traits. >>34050223 these people are a good example of that

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>ISTP
>i... feel

>>34049567

Easy as fuck, just answer differently to the test.

>>34050387
So basically this?
>Inferior Fe (IXTP): I want to help you, but I'm not sure what to say to make you feel better. I feel protective of you, and I don't want to hurt your feelings, but sometimes I do. I would never admit it in a million years, but I care how you see me and I need your encouragement. The more I respect you, the more hurt I am if you ignore or belittle me. That being said I really don't understand why you're making such emotional decisions!

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>>34050230
>ISTP
>got disqualified from ever being able to join the military

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>>34049567
>tfw to intelligent to understand personality types

Hi, this is ISTP checking in.
How do I commit sudoku?

>>34050240
No you didn't you fucking snowflake. You were retarded, then continued to be retarded.
>>34049567
>wanting to rid the world of the most logical, objective people there are.
If anything we need more INTPs, and less SJ types. The world has enough stupid/sheep as it is.

>tfw intj autist master race

>>34050484
>How do I commit sudoku?
So you've decided to commit seppuku. Now what? To help you with the task, here is a handy tutorial. Enjoy!

Step #1: Purchase a Sharp Sword!

A dull blade can lead to ragged cutting and the expenditure of much "elbow grease" during the ceremony. Therefore, it is important that the sword be razor-sharp.

Step #2: Find a Buddy!

One of the most important parts of seppuku is the kaishaku, or assistant. The kaishaku's task is to slice off your head after you have completed the ceremony, and should therefore be a close friend, family member, or crudely jilted ex-lover.

Step #3: Decide Where to Die!

You only die once, so the location of your seppuku ceremony should be as pleasant as possible. I suggest a sunny field, a well-tended garden, or the pleasantly air-conditioned lobby of an upscale office building.

Step #4: Go for It!

Kneel down in your chosen location and slowly insert the sword into your abdomen. The desired spot is about three inches left or right of your navel, depending on which hand you use. Once the sword is inserted, gently slice it across your stomach, then upward toward your chest. Remove sword when finished.

Step #5: Inspect Your Work!

If done properly, most of your internal organs should have spilled out across your lap. If no internal organs are visible, repeat act until the job has been done correctly. Once finished, your kaishaku should then lop off your head in one clean blow.

Good luck, and happy cutting!

>>34050261
Y...yo.....you too.

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>>34050476
joining the military would probably fix 75% of robots into normies but we are all so fucked up they would never accept us, we'd never pass the medical/mental exams

>>34050517
Thank you anon. What's your personality type?

>>34050552
>oining the military would probably fix 75% of robots into normies
Yeah, no. I dont want to be bullied by other failed Chads and sergeants.

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>>34050474
originally orange yes

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>>34050559
>What's your personality type?
ENTJ. Happy cutting!

but isn't it better to be a shy infp roastie instead of being a more partyslut/stacey type, varg?

>>34050576
sure no one wants to, but going through boot camp, getting into shape, the structured life and strict schedules, always being around other people, that would turn people like us into normies at least for the time being.

>>34049790
do you see other people as being one in the same as yourself, or simply as pawns for the strong

>>34049865
An INFP who has discovered Stirner can truly become a god amongst men.

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>>34050474
STOP IT

I don't WANT to try and integrate my Fe!

>>34050576
As long as you try to keep your powerlevels hidden and do your work, you'll be fine. Probably.

>>34050552
I definitely feel like I'd be in a much better position overall if I'd managed to get in. I'm trying to become a cop now but it seems like you already have to be a normie to become one and I just don't know where to start. Socially, at least.

>>34050667
Probably not, i'm physically strong and i'd get beaten by others if i'd fuck up.

>>34050700
Why would they beat you up for fucking up?

>>34050688
yeah, cops need to be ultra normie. a cop needs to be able to follow orders, basically the exact opposite of INXP.

>>34050724
Because i'd be serving in Eastern European army.

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>>34050737
So you can't actually be a Dirty Harry style ISTP cop?

>>34050773
probably still can out in the boonies or if you are in a cop family or have connections

liberal city, no way

>>34050755
What country though?
oginiral

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>>34049790
INTJ Master Race

Origami

>>34050755
I've heard the Russian army has some fucked up hazing. Are the other countries around there similar

>>34050948
>What country though?
The suicide one.

>>34051038
That really doesn't narrow it down, anon.

>>34051034
It's not that uncommon to fuck physically weaker guys as hazing there.

>>34050633
This
Stirner is the messiah of INFP's

Thing about INFP's is that they have tremendous potential stored. Once they discover a way to use the said potential they become unstopable

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>>34051093
I heard the conditions have been improved a lot. Especially since they cut the service time.

>>34051102
What do you mean? Like INTP, only capable of understanding and interacting with emotions like a human being?

>>34049567
there is nothing wrong with being intp
it's the endgame
infp is just gay intp
i have nothing against gays and manchildren

>>34051038
Estonia? Japan?
My best guesses.

>>34051183
two countries below Estonia.

>>34051191
but, but

you are so good at basketball, mate
what gives
not in a position to judge, i am from southeastern europe, we kind of kill people based on their religion.

>>34051266
>i am from southeastern europe
Balkans?

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Anyone wants to try different approach to MBTI?
https://youtopiaproject.com/youtopia-16-assessment/

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>>34050552
>Tfw too weak to join military

>>34051298
yeah. the only relevant country. hitler of the late 20. century.

>>34050627
Neither, I see them as unique individuals with their strengths and weaknesses, I like and hate humanity as a whole desu

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Can I get a what-what from my ENTP bois out there? I know you're lurking.

Which types prefer boobs over butts and vice versa?

>>34051577
nobody wants to debate you. be gone.

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>>34050633
why would that be, anon?

INTP here. Is this how it feels to be an ISTP?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYGz5Ea7vzk

>>34049588
I wish I were literally anything EN**, all probably better than INFP

>>34050474
What's dominant Fi like?

>>34051639
I'm INFP and I like butts over boobs but a cute face, kind personality and nice smile can take my heart regardless of general body type.

>>34053603
I don't have it, but I suspect it's like Ti, but instead of thinking constantly about The Everyting, you just feel like a mess all the time, and the single little thing affecting you is enough to ruin your day, which you solves by going home and listening to sad songs all night.

>>34049567
never was
but became and left mr varg

>>34049567
>get ISTP
>see description of it
>am literally nothing like it

These tests are fucking stupid desu

>>34053808
The problem for me is that I see a lot of myself in several personality types which makes me wonder if these tests are accurate or scientific at all.

>>34053869
Same Anon, it seems to me it's purely entertainment.

>>34053869
>>34053808
Read about the theory behind it all, don't just read the paragraph of generalizations they throw at you when you finish the test. Read about the cognitive functions, read about what every letter usually represents in relation to its opposite.

There is more to MBTI than horoscope bullshit, because it is always about polarity. Yes, not every xxTx is a cold rational machine, and not every Ixxx is a shutin autist. But if you read a lot on a particular particularity, and really examine each aspect usually associated with each side, you'll know where you belong. Although, if you are quite young, or still in your teenage years, I guess it can be hard to recognize yourself, since a lot is changing rapidly in your psychology.

>>34053977
Where do I look more in depth for that?

>>34054005
Nowhere in particular, there are plenty of sources, there are forums, some content is shit, other is on point. Use search engines, like everything else.

>>34053667
>you just feel like a mess all the time, and the single little thing affecting you is enough to ruin your day, which you solves by going home and listening to sad songs all night.
I consistently get INFP on tests and whenever I try to type myself and you nailed it.

Sad folk/rock is my meth since I've gone to college and started to actually have to put up with and meet people (was home schooled)

>>34049567
I can't. This world is wrong and no one else seems to see it.

This guy is the anti-persona of this board

Can someone explain Ni vs Ne?

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>>34050999
>Believing anyone would notice you compared to the glory and splendor of the unhinged ENTJ
>Believing that you can be as influential as ENTJ

Just face it ENTJ is truly the master Marionettist, you are but a mere servant.

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>>34055440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_7DpbJ1xFg