A big FUCK YOU to the robot who told me buying a whore was easy.
Apparently the backpage adult section just got shut down and all the hookers on craigslist are ugly sheboons who don't accept bitcoin.
I tried the male escort section too but they're all big hairy guys, no twinks in sight.
I'm 29 so wizard status is rapidly approaching. At this rate I'll just try to get my dog to fuck my ass and say it counts.
>>34048928
Well anon, where do you live? If prostitution is illegal where you live I can't help you but here in germany you got brothels at every fucking corner.
We're basically the Thailand of europe.
>>34049017
I'm a burger so it's illegal everywhere.
I guess I could fly out to nevada since it's legal there but that's a big change I'd have to awkwardly explain to my mom.
find websites dedicated to escort services, craigslist is always shady.
recently lost my virginity to an escort that was within walking distance of me, i live in a very populated area so that probably contributed
>>34049048
Hm, well maybe there is some sort of street prostitution around, where you live? Other then that, you could try dating, I guess?
Good luck with that though... since you know we're robots and stuff like that...
>>34048928
>decides to use dog to lose v
>lets dog fuck him
>>34049182
i'm not gonna traumatize my dog by raping it you cruel motherfucker.
That's funny. Still working in Canada.
Not relevant to me since I refuse to buy a hooker.
http://toronto.backpage.ca/FemaleEscorts/?layout=gallery
>>34049137
>street prostitution
>ever
I lost my v to an escort from adultwork.com at the age of 22 i think. Sadly I dont think that website exists in USA. What's even more sad that soon after I got my first gf and now have sex regulary for over a year. I sugguest to just find a girl to take it from you from 4chan like how I found my gf from 4chan too
>>34049137
>street prostitution
>try dating
Anon, no. Just no.
you can literally just go to the women looking for men section and the same escorts are advertising themselves there now
dumbass
>>34048928
>who don't accept bitcoin.
>>34049017
I live near switzerland and there's an amazing brothel. A lot of clean and beautiful girls ready to fuck you, completely legal.
>>34049048
>29
>still have to explain things to your mom