women on 4chan

I'd add self loathing camwhores..

not any more. I'm actually kinda nice desu. Probably fit most into the last category. But not 18 nd definitely not positive. I don't think you're all bad but the attitudes of some of you frustrate me. I had one of you, a perfectly normal looking young guy on kik crying about how he's not chad but mostly his rather horrible personality shone though. I eventually ghosted because I just couldnt get through to him at all. (i'm sorry)

Thankfully girls are literal whores and will suck cock in the coming Kosher fueled nightmare yet the robots would love it wouldn't they. Superior Jehova Hebrew men chosen by JEHOVA himself to cuck your women.

>>34047945

Lacks a category for females that are otherwise average but somewhat nerdy and dysfunctional to a varying degree. They often cause or get into all kinds of drama. This type somewhat crosses with "Eliza".

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my ex was le quirky memes + the eliza combined (not underage early 20's)

none of these is me

>>34047945
There's a fith type, the (male).

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>>34048499
Ah the inevitable one that only posts a sentence but still gets hit on.

How you doin?

omg who cares OP is a retard get over it cuck

>>34048757
spotted the nu-male

origuorou

>>34047945
What about the female grand wizard theoretically there must be at least 1 somewhere

>>34048717
nah im the mental one, don't need to explain myself

>>34047945
fembots arent special girls. you can make them crush on you fairly easily. however most are too ugly to be worth it. i did do lewd things with one that was good looking and in college. not sure what she was doing on r9k, dressed like a normie pseudo-stacie.

>>34048847
>you can make them crush on you fairly easily

share your secrets crypto-Chad

>>34047945
how about

the "fucking loser"
>in early/mid 20s
>failed out of university
>no motivation
>severly depressed
>ugly-average
>KHV
>too lazy to even be suicidal
>no friends
>roleplays as a guy on 4chan

>>34047945
>tfw mix of bored fembot and savior

>>34047945
So im a savior then
Sounds cool

>>34048867
i have already posted it a day or two ago in the oscar thread

>>34048958
How about you save me, fruitcake?

>>34048881
haha shit. Thats me. Except I have some friends scattered around the country who I never see..

>>34048682
this. i occasionally pretend like a fembot to get (yous)

>>34048881

yeah this is me. 'cept i'm underage and dropped out of high school (homeschool)

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What about the weeb fembot?
tfw no weeb fembot gf

>>34048881
>female is considered a loser because she is not successful

That's like me, as a male, saying I am a loser because I haven't given birth yet.

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>>34049060
delete this before mod-kun gets you

>>34049074
If she's a weeb she's probably of the first or third type listed in the OP

>>34047945
where is the creepy/stalker/yandere category op?

>>34049074
No such thing. At most, "weeb" """fembots""" have watched only entry level anime. They don't even read manga, I bet.

>>34049135
Borderline Stacy sluts need not apply.

>tfw bored NEET

you forgot the actual grand witches who are 0/10 virgins, although there's probably not more than a few

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>>34047945
i like le quirky memes and the savior

the bored femanon can die

>>34047945

Reminder that a woman cannot be a loser because nothing is expected of her. She's a winner purely for the fact that she was born with a vagina. A jobless, high school dropout woman is considered as successful as a college graduate male because she has a pussy.

She can be ugly too. All a woman needs to do to succeed is to marry a guy. That's it. She doesn't have to even lift a finger.

>>34047945
The faggot op
>Shitposts obvious information
>Either a pepe or wojak
>Occasionally digs up a nuclear

>>34048810
Pls be British. Come end the normies with me
>be in Devon

>>34049229

Whatever dude. I don't plan on ever getting married or having kids so what does that make me

>>34049328
But do you plan on getting a bf?

If you're perfectly fine being single and a khv you don't belong here

>>34049060
16 is legal in the Netherlands come over

What about the pathetic kissless virgin lesbians ;-;

>>34049328
why would you think that way?

you deserve to be kidnapped, chained in the basement and impregnated around 7-8 times

>>34049328
>I don't plan on ever getting married or having kids so what does that make me

The equivalent of men who are NEET by choice.

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>>34049418
just get a cute feminine boy bf and all your problems will be solved you dumb femanon

i only notice one group

>I'm a girl on forchan and everyone needs to listen to ME
>no i won't show my boobs you pigs

basically

>>34049316
sadly i'm not in the uk

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A-any fembots here from Australia? It's hard enough to find new friends in this Chadtopia, let alone a femanon.

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>>34049382
That's literally the definition of a robot though.
>desiring close relationship(s) with others
Get a load of this failed normalfaggot

>>34049590
If you're fine by yourself you don't desire close relationships with others.

Therefore not a robot so fuck off.

>>34049661
>t. unoriginal failed normie

>>34049328

You say that now but sooner or later, all women want to have kids. You'll be living a life of great heartache if you deny yourself marriage and kids. Don't do that to yourself just because of depression or whatever, you can get a guy that will love you and make a family. A family makes everyone happy. It's what we all want.

>>34049773
>psshh.. whatever kid.. I don't want a f-family..

Get a load of this ribbit.

>in early/mid 20s
24.
>STEM student or works in that field
Bacterial genetics.
>either has a boyfriend who posts here or only occasionally lurks
I visit here about 3 times a week.
>aloof and grumpy
Unquestionably.

Pretty good job OP.

>>34049328
>I don't plan on ever getting married or having kids so what does that make me

my gf

>>34047945
i'm the eliza and the le quirky memes o___0

The Robot
>twentysomething
>knows that feel when no gf
>is here simply because there's "nothing better to do"
>unemployed or on disabilitybux

>>34049921
eggy is NOT a pedophile

>>34049921
First for more nudes or fuck off

>>34049921
oh, hi eliza, thanks for coming by

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>>34049921
Prove it memelord

>>34047945
Reminder "the savior" is not real

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>>34049999
check'd for truth

i never thought he was i just was autistic and went off topic in what i was saying

he's a douche but not a pedo i just was deriving too much entertainment from him calling me cute and then acting like i was a groupie in stream

someone posted the video and i was very mad at them.

>>34050041
originally why is it not real?

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>>34049921
listen kid, you're cute, you got the right stuff, I can tell you're pretty smart. get out of this place, stop talking to your orbiters, don't go back to jake, keep your head on straight and you will be a normal girl in college and get your life on track. there's no future for you in this place.

>>34049504
This dudes got it figured out

>>34048090

So you're upset because not all guys are extroverted little Chad dudebros? Cry me a river, cunt.

>>34047945
I fit the bored femanon...except I'm not in stem or anything I went to college to go on a cruise...

>>34050359
You went to classes by seasailing or something? I haven't heard of that before.

>>34050359

on a dick carnaval cruise?

>>34047945
Forgot the narcissistic, don't need anybody, everyone else can fuck off, but still lonely femanon. Or the "cat" type female

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tag yourself I'm le quirky savior

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>>34050457
*dibbs fedora :DDD*

end yourself desu senpai

>>34049921
please take care of you girl : ( <3

>>34048881
>>34047945
looks like you need to add an additional category OP

>>34049921
I love you Ciara

>>34050541
it wasn't made to be some king of guide, it's just about the types I met, there might be others as well of course

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Why the flying fuck do you guys give this girl (You)s and what not?

>>34050642
It's fun to feed her le cult of personality

What do female anons think of black guys?

>>34050720
are you really this naive?

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>>34049060
>>34049034
MODS HALP HALP HALP
MODS HALP FEMANONS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34050759
What are you implying anon? Hmmm?

>>34050642
what do you mean why? why not?

i want ciara to be happy and feel loved

>>34049229
so being a leech=success?
mental illness is not real either right

>>34050903
Do you know this girl in real life and does she talk to you at all?

>tfw have been here since I was thirteen
>create somewhat popular OC
>am frequently told I am too forgone for the normie world, will die a virgin, am "one of the few remaining robots"
>live in squalor
>mentally ill
>poltard
>old lady
Add hag class, there have to be others like me.

>>34051073
how old are you?

ultrabluk

>>34051105
25, but I feel haggard and wizened.

>>34051073
What are you looking for in a suitor, ma'lady?

>>34051073
I'm the same. 28 yo female and will die an ugly virgin

>>34051166
That they neither be three dee nor pee dee.
I'm saving my maidenhead for Kek.

>>34051159
I'm 24. Surely things will turn up. I'm not a woman though

Good luck!

>>34051196
niiiiice age!

>>34051159
I am 24 and mentally ill and make popular OC too (I'm a male)

>>34051196
>28 yo female
any proof?

>will die an ugly virgin

Do you want this? How high are your standards?

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>>34049074
same as the bored femanon, every weeb girl I know has a boyfriend

>>34051224
Keep it up, OC is the lifeblood of the site.
When it dies, we die.

I am a 23 year old femanon trust fund camwhore with a 'crippled' neet fetish, anyone want to trade kiks?

>>34051247
Are you a qt? no self-deprecating for the sake of just being on r9k - be honest.

>>34051293
Your guess is originally wrong

>>34047945
Whoever the fuck is donating to this bitch on Patreon is a fucking degenerate. How cucked do you have to be to give someone cash money for nothing? NOTHING. Anyone who is giving a single cent needs to locate the nearest bridge and jump the fuck off of it. I will pay whoever is donating her to stop donating to her. Eliza isn't even making funny videos, so why does her Patreon say that she is making funny videos? WRONG! I have not laughed or even smiled at a single video. They just make me love my life even more. My life is amazing and I don't need a Patreon to show it. What do people expect when they donate? Nothing all Eliza is going to do is go out and buy some more Polaroid film or whatever the fuck it's called. I did some calculations here. I did some calculations here, because I'm smart. She can currently buy 600 sheets of Polaroid film per month. That's a lot of Polaroid is all I'm saying. What I really mean is it just doesn't add up. What is she doing with the money? It can't all be going to Polaroid.My theory is there is some sort of Jewish person acting behind the scenes. Something that is bigger than all of us. And my guess is that Ciara doesn't know it. Some Jew is just controlling her to get money for her Polaroid camera, but that obviously can't happen because that's a lot of film. I think that the Jew is raising money but I'm not sure what for yet. If you donate to this bitches Patreon you are donating to the Jewish race.Just let that sink in for a second. The Jews control black lives matter too. That means you are indirectly fueling a racist hate group by donating to Ciara's Partreon. I don't know about you, but that's simply not okay with me. This needs to end, or something is going to crack and go insane. Now, I'm not saying I would kill anyone, but if I was forced to, I might. Ciara don't make me do it, is all I'm saying. There are some big Jewish people behind the scenes and they are clearly fueled by beta bucks.

>>34051342
You can put an end to this Jewish mystery by stopping donating to Eliza's Patreon. If you don't stop donating you're going to put me in a self defense situation, and things aren't going to be pretty. I might have to do something, and it won't be pretty. If you don't have adblocker already I would get it. I have it but only run it on Ciara's channel. The Jews aren't going to get a fucking single shekel out of me. NOT A SINGLE SHEKEL. Anyone who doesn't run adblocker on this bitch is a cuck. Is all I'm saying. Eliza is playing you guys, and you don't even know it. You're too much in the delusion in the bubble. Break the bubble boy. You have to break the bubble and realize. GET WOKE OR GET FOKED. WOKE. WOKE. Woking up is key to realizing the Jewish conspiracy behind Eliza, the sooner you get woke and break your bubble the sooner you will realize how donating to her Patreon is donating to black lives matter, which black lives don't matter so that's pretty funny. I do believe I have won this logic battle, and I should go and fight other people on the Internet, but I don't think I've done a very good conclusion. Ciara is cucking people into donating to her Patreon, then that money goes somewhat to Polaroid pictures, but that is a lot of Polaroid. The rest of the money has to be going somewhere. That money is going STRAIGHT TO THE TOP BABBY. Straight to the motherfucking top. I'm half Jewish and I can sniff out a scheme when there is one. And there is definitely some sort of money scheme. If you need some help laundering your money I can definitely help. (Not really, I'm just saying that but if the Police read this, then I can't because I is a good boy). Then the Jews use that money from her Patreon to fuel hate groups and promote the black race. As the black race rises civilization falls because white people do everything.If white people fall then society falls, so donating to Eliza is making society collapse.

>>34051226
>any proof?
No proof
>Do you want this?
I don't know anymore but I'd rather not be ugly of course.
>How high are your standards?
What standards?

>>34051403
>>How high are your standards?
>What standards?

S-so, you will marry me?

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>>34051449
Jumping the gun already, are we?

>>34051342
Fux sake, you ever use paragraphs when ranting?
Lost interest where the 1st one should have ended.

>>34051509
>>What standards?

This soon in our relationship, and you are already lying :(

Im just kidding though (not about potentially relationing with you, if you are really femanon), and I am sorry for being frankly so frank

I want to have sex with a woman.
Nah, I'm pretty much content with my hand. I'm a borderline sociopath and I'm normie on with my """friends""". That's all the social interaction I could ever tolerate.

>>34051877
I'm not her dude lol

>>34051509
He just wants to pump and dump her.
>>34051948
You can just buy a hooker you know?

>>34051968
welp, you are now babe

>>34051992
>You can just buy a hooker you know?
its illegal, and you could get arrested.

Cops that have intervened in human trafficking scenarios, fucking good on ya mate.

2 people interacting in free enterprise. World is a fuck

>>34051992
>hooker
Why?

>>34047945
I'm none of those. Am I a bad female?

>>34052245
No. It simply just means you don't fit a stereotype. What are you like, then?

>>34052279
Failed normalfag/robot?
>KHV
>crippling depression and anxiety
>studying meme humanities degree
>shut-in
>daddy issues

>>34052569
Just about. If it weren't for the daddy issues :^)

>>34052569
Pls be my gf.
Original oregano.

>>34052693
No, you can't have her

because she's mine :^)

I just found this site through tumblr and am very disturbed with what i see

>>34052569
would you call me daddy while i fuck you?

>>34052772
why did you come to r9k? 4chan is more famous for /b/

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>>34052772
Leave if you still can, there's nothing good to find here

>>34052796
And you wonder why you don't have a girlfriend and girls aren't "pure"

>>34052644
I figured. Do robots have mommy issues?

>>34052693
Really? Nothing I listed was gf material though.

>>34052796
Unfortunately I do have a daddy kink now, so yes. Daddy.

>>34052877
Yeah, pls be my gf. I want a shy virgin fembot gf.

>>34052877
Your self-deprecating attitude only makes you more attractive, at least to me. And yeah I guess most robots have mommy issues

>>34052877
No, I don''t. I do have a fondness for boobs and lactation though.

>>34052877
>Really? Nothing I listed was gf material though.
lurk moar

>>34052877
This is some very good bait. Post ya kik.

>>34047945
no such thing. Only LARPers and traps exist here. STOP THIS DEGENERACY

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>>34047945

I'm not sure about 4chan as a whole, girls definitely conglomerate more on certain boards (/tg/, /co/, /soc/, obviously /cgl/, a fair few are on /v/ and /fit/) than others (/tv/, /pol/, /int/, /his/, /sp/). You can take guesses as to why with each board, I think it's fairly obvious why there are more girls on /co/ than /tv/, for instance.

I definitely know that most "female 4channers" are /b/tards that never migrate off of /b/, however. Mostly because the novelty of /b/ is enough for them to stay and never really be apart of the """""community""""" that the other boards offer. I think for a lot of men, /b/ gets fucking boring within maybe a month or less.

I've spoken with a fair few women who I know go on 4chan and they're all super obnoxious /b/tards that kind of act like a parody version of what somebody here is actually like. Because 4chan IS such an overwhelmingly male atmosphere, to imagine those types of attitudes and ways of speaking seeping into the brain of a young, maybe slightly naive girl definitely isn't a good thing.

For girls who come to /r9k/ specifically, a lot of them are either tourists, /b/-tards that are maybe a bit depressed, or semi-mainstays. There are definitely quite a few underage girls here, as well. Most of them are also horny to some degree and get some kind of weird pleasure out of being in a male dominated space, even if they find the men repulsive on an individual basis.

Every female archetype on /r9k/ is god-awful, I certainly know that much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nbKCvmhEs8

>>34052922
I'm shy and a virgin but I have lewd thoughts often. I don't think I fit the bill completely.

>>34052927
You like girls with self-esteem issues? But, why? Pardon me for having a hard time believing you, but I think you can understand why.

>>34052933
I also have a fondness for boobs and lactation.

>>34053025
Girls like me are practice gf fodder, you guys see, to want Stacey for the most part.

>>34053236
>a shut in, having social media
And I'm not baiting, just talking about my mediocre life at the moment.

>>34053543
You like what I like? Cool. Let's be more than friends ;)

Wanna chat more about it somewhere else?

>>34053543
You fit the bill perfectly, we can have lewd thoughts together and more ;). HMU [email protected]

>>34053543
>Girls like me are practice gf fodder, you guys see, to want Stacey for the most part.

You are a trap, or a 18-50 year old man.

If not, dont tell the 50s-100s of relatively entirely unique individuals what they want, especially if its the opposite of what occurs primarily on this board: complaining and hating stacy, and desperate people who would marry a doorknob

>>34049200
All femanons can die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7wKtmJlOb0

>>34053543
I mean you can keep posting stuff like this but it make you look like a faggot rper. Do you have any proof you are a real female and not some faggot or a tranny? But hey some robots want anything that gets their dick wet just don't trick anyone mate.

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>>34047945
This thread just proves this picture is still relevant, even today. You're all fucking newfaggots

There are no fucking women on the internet

>>34049229
All lies. I got shit on constantly for living that neet lyfe.

>>34047945
In advertisement Hiromoot says 4chan is 30% female but i dont believe it

>>34050434
You memeing but my cat is awesome. He the only friend I need.

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>>34053543
>random person comes in
>"hey guys im a weird WACKY gurl"
>hordes of beta orbiters give you's
I'm disappointed at this community

>>34050245
Reach more anon. I'm not upset. I'm mildly perturbed by why some of you are genuinely repulsive people. Well, I know why. But lol. Blame Chad for everything. Keep dreaming of your 7/10 virgins you couldn't possibly deserve.

>>34054368
Cats are the shit anon my is just sleeping on my lap right now. All I need in my life really.

>>34055249
Also forgot to say I was hardly expecting "Chad" I'm not his type. Realistically I would date a robot in terms of looks, interests, issues but I can't get over how horrible you mostly are so.. Idk. I tried once

>>34049510
I show mine any time someone asks, though I'm a (male)

>>34047945
you left out the mid 30s reddit housewife that browses /r9k/ to give "advice" and /ck/ to do whatever.

>>34055298
Preach. My cat always snuggling up to me and keeping me company. He always there for me when things seem bad.

>>34048881
Fuck why do you know me?
>tfw talking about myself or my experiences I always usw male pronouns to not stand out while shitposting

>>34055346
Tits or gtfo boi

>>34055418
k e k #roastied

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>>34055425
Sure thing
Boi boobs coming up

im not one of those can you add pathetic old NEET ladies who wasted their youth and are still wasting their adult life to that list

>>34055614
pathetic? nah.
old? maybe!

either way, you just need a little adjustment.

>>34055482
Nice gyno and girly waist.

>>34055482
Surprisingly aesthetic.

>>34055482

Small Boobs, but workable.

>>34047945
pretty spot-0n for me --> bored femanon

>>34055960
I only started hormones last May so they're gonna get bigger.

>>34055822
Tyty I looked like a faggot even before meme pills

>>34055830
Queer

I've met your "bored femanon." Except she also was collecting beta orbiters just not openly and even deluded herself that she wasn't. I don't understand the "women mature faster" meme, because most girls are pretty dumb. Maybe they're purposefully dumb so they can delude themselves they're not doing something so obvious. Like some sort of defense-mechanism-induced mental disorder.

>>34048971
What's the oscar thread? I need something to work off I can look up in archive.

Can you aussieposters kill yourselves? Thank you kindly.