Monkey Pow

I wish OP was not a faggot.

>>34046488
Granted, now OP is fucking your mom

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>>34046452
POW, you're out!

I wish I was a real girl

>>34046545
Granted, you still look like yourself however

>>34046584
Then what's the catch?

I wish 3 million United States of America legal tender 100 dollar bills manifested on the table in front of me

>>34046597
You will still go bald

>>34046622
Hormone therapy completely prevents male pattern baldness, that's why women don't get it even though they carry the genes for it, testosterone activates it

>>34046605
Granted, dollar goes down and they're worth about 10 euro cents
>>34046638
He's not on hormone therapy, (s)he is a real girl, with testosterone problems looks like

>>34046662
Money is money

>>34046662
>300 million dollars will have that much of an effect on the currency

>>34046662
Women with testosterone problems don't get male pattern badlness, their hair just gets a little thinner. Women produce a decent amount of estrogen, little testosterone, men produce a little amount of estrogen and metric fuck tons of testosterone, female body can't produce anywhere near that level no matter what disorder you have

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>>34046452
I wish for absolute immortality

>>34048002
Granted but your eyes hears and everything will fail anyway leaving you in a dark senseless eternal existence

End my life right now

>>34048107
Granted, everyone you loved commits Sudoku though

My arms become so long i can stretch all over the world and grab whatever i want and make a hammock out of my arms and wipe my ass with my hands because they are so long you wouldn't be able to see the shit because they are huge, and i can give myself a handjob from the other side of the globe and my hands are soft and generally just really good hands

I wish that all wishes, starting after this one, from now on will never be granted

I wish for his wish to be granted^

>>34046452
Make me fucking die from orgasm while fucking 2d nekochan

>>34048509
Granted, but every wish isn't granted regardless of it's asked to the Monkey Paw or not, including yours

>>34048629
I specifically stated that it would begin after i made the original wish

>>34048708
I meant, whatever you will ever wish after that

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>>34048708
KEK he FUKT UP HISGAME

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I wish that 33% of women became 8~ foot tall big-dicked amazon futas with incredibly powerful sex drives

I wish for an asteroid to end all life on earth.

>>34046452
if dubs all wishes in this thread will never come true

>>34048795

Odds are very high that it will, eventually.

>>34046452
Give me blue eyes please

>>34046662
bruh that's still 300k euros, you could live comforatably in most places with that much.

>>34046452
I wish I had never acted mean-sprited to my classmates and school staff in grades 7th to 11th

I'll wait

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>>34046452
I wish that someone would solve the current Jew problem that has since spiraled out of control.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvthNcsV6xA

>>34046452
Give me a turkey sandwich

>>34049133
>Not available in your country (Italy)
So... this is the power of freedom of speech.... thanks partigiani

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>>34049291
Is that so? Well here you go, Anon:
https://mega.nz/#!BYF3zbCJ!rjg-5hRopAGfODIxHJk2lQsQyN5_L4TDKuOJjXBt4Cs

Make her love me please