/britfeel/

Blairites get OUT

anyone want to come to bangkok with me?

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>>34043152
first for the good doctor getting the quints he deserves

>>34043152
one lethal dose of morphine please.

actually w-wait... two lethal doses of morphine please.

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First for waifu posting lads.
Post them

>>34043159
I got up at 5PM today and went to bed at 4AM yesterday but couldn't sleep until 9AM.

I even tried to get drunken because I always only sleep 6-7 hours when I'm drunken, but it didn't work.
My internal clock always tells me to go fuck myself.
I don't know what to do anymore.

>>34043193
yeah alright. When?

[spolier]also will you judge me for picking up prostitutes and not even asking if they have a cock or not and just treating it like a nice little surprise either way?[/spoiler]

Just applied to be a firefighter.

Might go for a run to get in shape.

>>34043223
what a twat I am sometimes.

Any lads from East Midlands want a good bumming?

>>34043197
>Diana
>not Kagari
Pleb

So is getting over a grill even lossible for us ?

>>34043223
I will judge you for failing that spoiler.
I'll also judge you for the gay surprise prostitute shit you fucking faggot

>general election rolls around
>vote for Corbyn's Labour
>immediately move to New Zealand
>watch the chaos unfold
Devilish.

>>34043223
>he types his spoilers

I went to a recruitment thing at a betting shop today because I'm desperate for work and the fucking bigshot guy talking to us, who manages like 6 shops and whatever, had that greasy businessman look. Short, fat, sweaty chest hair sticking out of a shirt not buttoned enough, fat watch hanging loosely from his wrist, fucking chewing gum the whole time.
Made me feel fucking sick. How do these people get into positions of power?

I worked 2 years for CDS and met Chris Dawson enough times that he knew me by name, and he was the fucking same. Disgusting del boy wannabe cunt

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LADS LADS LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLjJ7us2byU

>>34043197
my way...

>>34043152

We warned them in 1998 that they were making the wrong decision, but they wouldn't listen. Now look what has happened as a result

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-38570960

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who voted libdem here back in the day?

>>34043299
Was it a known brand or a smaller thing?

>>34043266
judging me for a misspell is understandable.

judging me for liking a trappy dick in my mouth is a bit unfair lad.

>>34043291
I type everything. I'm trying really hard to increase my typing speed and practice helps.

>>34043223
when i was in japan, somewhere in uhh shinjuku backsteets some prostitutes tried to proposition me and my mate i was with, ngl only reason i didn't is he said no...

>>34043248
Well everyone is different but yeah, why not.

I've only ever really loved two girls ever, both took months to get over.

The girl I lost my virginity too is a weird situation. It was years ago but for some reason I still fap to her pictures. Don't even talk to her. I think the fact she was the first girl I ever loved has left some impression on what I find attractive in a girl. I think she's is insanely attractive even though she is a 6.5/10. I guess I will never really get over her if I keep thinking like this.

I rambled but yeah

Can i get recommendations for a jacket and trainers?

Understated and simple is my style, thanks lads.

>>34043324
Coral m8
He kept talking over us all as well, swearing and whatnot. Not very professional

>>34043319

I voted BNP from 2009, and UKIP from about 2013 onwards, never voted lib dem/labour/tory

>>34043308
>follow link
>boring story
>look at features column with new articles
>"soldiers in love"
>"how two men crossed the world to live together"
This country.

Got my hair cut too short today. No you can't have a pic. I'm an ugly fucker and short hair only exposes that. Trying to grow a beard to cover it but there's not working either. Fuck.

Made a fucking great steak dinner though. Glad I fell for the air fryer meme.

>>34043245
yes i fuckin do, where and when?

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>>34043197
Whomever end my suffering can have Karen as their waifu

>>34043368
Corals a bit shit anyway so he doesnt have much to be proud of.

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>>34043362

Something Iike this anon?

>>34043353
should have gone for it lad.

were they tasty?

>>34043393
maybe in another life, lad

>>34043319
LibTRAITORS in 2009, and Green waste in the last one.
Love chucking away my vote senpai

>>34043389
Don't think he was proud. Said he worked there 30 years and aint good for much else anymore.
Dawson though, he was proud and sure he had right to be but fuck was he a slimeball

>>34043308

>Targets not being met
>We may need to lower targets

That's the spirit guys

>>34043372
>Vote for Fascist Party
>Move to economically Neo-Liberal Party with a soft view on drugs
Is all you care about immigration?

Tomorrow is the day that Norway starts killing FM radio

>>34043299

He's not really in a position of any power. Betting shop managers earn in the low 20s so the next level up probably doesn't even break 30k.

>>34043306
>serving it up for the dog
What is wrong with northerners? It's like a third world country up there.

>>34043362
Head over to ASOS my man

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>>34043197

>wake up at 1145
>work began at 0930

Maybe I'll be living the NEET life soon

>>34043427

Pretty much. I would still vote BNP, but UKIP were the only electorally credible one by 2013

>>34043428
>Norway
Ah yes, a country where improperly stacked wood is a national outrage.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2282337/Norway-split-middle-stack-firewood-following-programme-featuring-hour-live-shot-fireplace.html

>>34043429
Ah I thought what with managing a few shops it may have been better but that's just sad.

>>34043402
yes but honestly i think most of them were korean. Some were defo Japanese though.
>>34043433
I'm not sure but Kay and lee are to be respected and appreciated.

>>34043462
>After the four hours of programmes, looking at the importance and historical significance of firewood, the action moved to a live fireplace in a farmhouse in Bergen, which was filmed for eight hours
Scandinavians really are weird individuals

>>34043382
Tonight, my place, wear something nice

>>34043453

>immediately loses all credibility in conversation.

>>34043319

Voted libdem in 2010 (was in uni)
Voted ukip in 2015
Will probably vote for conservatives in 2020, assuming ukip does follow its current tradjectory and die

>>34043354
Different anon but same here lad, must be five years since i spoke to my first gf but ever since i have been chasing girls with the same weird eyebrows. I never even knew I found it attractive before her. Sometimes it gets me down because I think it has to be some kind of psychological complex that needs to be cured but all the advice (anecdotal and professional) i've been given hasnt helped.

>>34043319
I'm unironically voting libdem next election

I just want muh welfare net and muh privacy

I'm not really bothered with EU immigration

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>>34043197

Think I'm gonna treat myself to a reet big wank tonight lads

>>34043621
Instead of wanking why don't you put it in me instead

>>34043597
Your stupid NEET brain is too dumb to realise voting Labour is the better option for bennies.

Though once the coffers empty all you have left are 6 paki neighbours without welfare...

Decades away though, i'll give you that.

>>34043535

I was never trying to have credibility in your eyes anyway. This is an anonymous imageboard, it's not like anyone here is making an active effort to maintain a high reputation

>>34043319
>not voting NBU
Jews

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Lads, Can I request Ritalin (or a similar drug) from a GP?
I'm very sure that I have concentration problems (from my childhood) But I'm just not sure if it's ADD or something else. I want to try ritalin to see if it affects me.

>>34043635

Well I don't even know you anon. What if you have terrible taste in slice-of-life animes?

>>34043735
I don't watch much anime. I just love penis

>>34043754
you can have mine. It's pretty nice

>>34043590
Eyebrows? Fair enough.

I wouldn't seek help for it, it's probable that all men go through this.

On my part I feel I'm creepier. Just remembering a time when I fucked her gets me incredibly horny, there's just something about her (which probably ties into your psychological complex thingy). I'm quite autist and I fap to the same pictures and videos anyway, but regardless I still fap to her pictures 50% of the time.

>>34043695
it kind of sounds like you know that your views are based on idiocy and are wrong.

>>34043754
>>34043766
I have penis.
>>34043735
Ayano is objectively the best girl.

>>34043802
Can we have a threesome then? You can both put it in me

>>34043791

Not at all, there isn't a 'wrong' in politics anyway, some parties are better for some people, and other parties are better for others.

You cannot give me a reason why I should not have voted the way I did.

>>34043754
Will you at least indulge my autistic hobbies please.

>>34043802
>Ayano
You could be more wrong, but not by much.

>>34043859
I'm more than happy to watch anime. Only if you breed me afterwards though

>>34043827
I'm down.

im pretty considerate too. even give you a reach around

>>34043874
I'd like it if we can take turns with that please, I don't want to be tied down into one role

getting a bit gay here lads

I had a thought, its not gay to frot is it? there is no penetration and you don't have to kiss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5es4BUkUXUQ

medieval tavern music and background noise.

Official music of the thread today.

Jack Daniels in coffee or tea? which is best?

>all these homos possibly getting sex quite easily
>no skank for me because I'm straight
Fuck

>>34043353
Definitely a scam. They would have taken you to a club they work for and get some 'expensive' drinks, on the house.
Then, they get up to go to the toilet or whatever and then suddenly you have a bunch of beefy yakuzas asking you to pay up.

>>34043921
Just make sure the balls dont touch, thatd make it gay

>>34043924
In coffee always. Add a bit of cream and you've got an irish coffee

>>34043943
Also make sure to say no homo when you cum

How long can you smell smoke on someone with long ish hair?

>>34043921
It's the only sex that necessarily involves at least two penises. Logically, it has to be the most gay of all.

>>34043933
good luck ever getting a happy gay relationship though

>work for small company
>cycle to work
>director throws random shitfits sometimes
>latest one = "PEOPLE KEEP LEAVING STUFF IN THE CLOAKROOM ALL OVER THE PLACE IT'S TOO MESSY, UR ONLY ALLOWED TO HANG COATS AND NOTHING ELSE. EVERYTHING ELSE MUST GO IN THE LOCKER."
>guess I'll put my soaking shorts and top in a scrunched up bundle when it's been raining so that they're cold and disgusting at the end of the day rather than hang them neatly out of the way to dry as I always have done

Swear it's just power play, they treat us like infants

>>34043942
likely hahaha, i was more interested at getting some nikuman from the local lawsons anyway.

>>34043957
Kissing would also be OK as long as you both say no homo before doing it

>>34043921
we've been through this guys. It's only gay if one of these is true -

>you have feelings for them
>you kiss
>your balls touch


But if you say no homo afterwards then it erases them anyway. But you only have 5 seconds after you cum to say it. after that it's extra gay.

>>34043982
It's only straight if you kiss him after sucking him off and then saying no homo

>>34043959
Until they shower and wash their clothes.

Nothing more fun than being heckled by a group of chavs for just walking along.

>>34043776
Knowing someone is attracted to you feels good I guess. Although they aren't any more, they were at one point. The fact that someone once found me hot enough to fuck 5 years ago is the only thing that gives me hope regarding sex

>>34043971
I never thought of it that way, you've broken new grounds in the field of Homosexual studies.

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>>34043197
Today turned out better than expected

>>34043621
Nice

>>34044026
>One half of my town has chavs the other side doesn't
>venture into chav side
>get beaten up after 20 minutes

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>tfw pooping

>gp tells me mental illness can take months to diagnose

fuck sake, i just to know whats wrong with me so i can get my neetbux

>>34044026
when I was 14 I was sexually molested by some fat 18yr old chavs on public transport

one of the most gross ones felt my arse as I walked passed

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>>34044106
>Today turned out better than expected
Lucky. I'm dealing with the opposite

>>34043319
Used to tell labour voters I know that I voted lib dems because it blew them the fuck out. My fault they fucking lost apparently.

>tfw you have a legitimate NEET, fat, stereotypical /r9k/ user fetish
>tfw you always check /britfeel/ threads for any dick pics because the amateur style of it gets you stiff as fuck fast

PLEASE post penis. I'm thirsty as fuck desu

help

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>>34043197
>tfw your waifu gets cucked and ends up with a FtM tranny

I shouldn't have finished this manga

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>>34043152
nice authenticity in the op image

>Always been an "anorexic" skinny lanklet my whole life
>Start eating a lot more for whatever reason
>Food has never been this delicious or necessary
>Gaining weight

How do I make it stop

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>>34043197
posting
>tfw no time travel gf to fix all my mistakes

>>34044201
>reading a manga
>have a possible waifu
>they end up with the worst person possible

>>34044207
I've never in my life been in a newsagent that sold porn.

I've only ever seen it in Only Fools and Horses.

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>>34043437
Did the exact same thing a few weeks back lad.

Meeting I was supposed to be in had already started by the time i woke up

>>34044264
Must be a 90s kid lad.

>>34044190
I'm sure someone will post junlads delicious penis

>>34044190
Do you want to see my hairy belly?

>>34044239
>Ino ended up with Sai
>The fucking Sasuke clone with even less depth

I haven't read many but I can't remember a single manga that ended satisfyingly.

>>34044190
>tfw you have quite a nice penis and would post it but don't want to shit up the thread.

>Warden from check yo self has a phat arse
Ohhhhh

Anyone booked an appointment in Brook Medical Centre

I just celebrated my fourth year on reddit

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>>34043197
posted getting to post her twice in 1 shift i'm happy with that
90 mins then i'm done with slavery and can go and get high, will even treat myself to a wank while i'm waiting for my tea to cook
didn't have 1 last night and am feeling the urge

The only suicide method available to me is slitting my wrists but I'm scared of the pain

>>34044571
>The only suicide method available to me

You're not being creative enough

>withdrew 300 quid at the cash machine just to see what it felt like

don't know what to do with it now lads
help

>>34044619
I can't hang myself because the only place that would support any weight is the public stairs and I can't drown myself because that takes far to long. Any suggestions?

>>34044335

>implying the thread and /britfeel/ in general is in a permanent state of being shitted up.

I remember when britfeel used to be good. Now theres too many waifufags and actual fags.

>>34044643
Deposit it into a bank so you're not walking around with 300 quid

>>34043223
i'm planning to leave in the next 2 weeks if you're up for it

>>34044552
I have no friends or connections so couldn't get weed even if I want to. Sounds pretty cosy though wageslave.

>>34044646
Waifu fags aren't awful not great mind.
The Actual poofs ruin it though

>>34044644
there is a certain bag that causes you to exit this life.....

>>34043306
does Lee actually post here?


we should have a britfeel meetup and have Kay doing the catering

>>34044571
appreantly you can die by drinking a bottle of soy sauce, don't do it though anon!

>>34044295
I'm not sure who that is, but hey more dicks

>>34044320
YES

>>34044335
Do it anon, you can spoiler it if you like

>>34044644
Jump of a thing
Run into traffic
Plastic bag over the face, Manhunt style

My personal preferences are train or charcoal suicide

>>34044682
waifu fags are gayer than actual fags.

This is coming from someone who has sucked a few dicks too.

>>34044697
the first two are awful ideas, its not always instant and could be messy as fuck.

if you run into traffic theres a great chance you won't even die but just end up crippled/a potato, don't do this

>>34044697

If I had to kill myself I'd take anti sickness tablets for a day or two and then consume a large amount of barbiturate.

>protip: it's dignitas's way of performing euthanasia.

>>34044722
Train on the other hand is foolproof because it's a fucking train. Plus you fuck up the driver's life and delay the passengers (which in London in strike-afflicted London could cause a riot, resulting in more deaths)

>>34044727
Slow death is for bitches

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>>34043152

I like the thought of someone going to Shipman for estrogen, and he replaces their hormones with morphine

>>34044746
>which in London in strike-afflicted London could cause a riot
I live in London. Should I do this and cause massive obstructions to the normies?

>>34044762
YES

If you're going to kill yourself, do it in Waterloo at rush hour.

Shut down the entire station and die knowing you momentarily fucked the most important city on earth

Could technically move out but it would leave me with barely any money.

I really want it though

>>34044786
I'm really fucking tempted now. I live about five stops from waterloo. I need to find a good stop that will be a blind spot though

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>>34044694
Junlad is some fag who posts Jun.
>>34044335
how nice?
>>34044295
thanks for watching.

>>34044646
Only prison-trans attention seekers bother me

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>>34043388
you can end your own suffering desu
Just fucking end it boy

>>34044820
I'm terrified of ending it now and then facing eternal judgment and hellfire. That's the last thing I want.

>>34044809
Train driver here. The stop you're looking for is Clapham Junction - Britain's busiest railway station.

>>34044812
>how nice?
pretty nice. Big, good shape, aesthetically pleasing. I rate it about a 7, others have told me it's ideal.

>>34044847
Imagine if someone had died in Clapham Junction yesterday with the crowding they had. Ultimate clusterfuck

>>34044847
Ho ho ho. If you're reading this and planning on using the rail service. FUCK YOU. I shall die before I ever create my magnum opus but I shall be happy knowing I have caused suffering to thousands

me mum wants to know "what the meaning of all these poo emojis you see everywhere" are

>>34043272

>general election rolls around
>vote for UKIP
>Build an underground bunker
>Listen to the chaos unfold on the surface
>Go out of your bunker after a year just to see a massive wasteland
>Fallout IRL just without the rad scorpions and shit

Tories are the way to go, but I fucking despise Theresa May.

>>34044954
mum, did you know that Indians poo in the street?

>>34044969
I hare both Cameron and May but strongly support the Tories. I can't stand those two

>>34043839

UKIP/BNP isn't right for anyone.
They will cripple the UK economy (which is heavily focused on migration)

How do you pronounce "lmao" when you need to say it IRL? Is it "luh-may-oh" or "luh-mow" (rhymes with cow)

>>34045129
get out normie and take your normie problems with you

>>34043435
damn, i've never done online clothes shopping before the selection is amazing.

but knowing my luck it'll probably not fit when it arrives

>>34045129
Rhymes with cow, or chariman Mao.

>>34045129
I say it like a spastic on purpose so el-mayo or luh-ma-yu

Can I come live with someone in exchange for regular use of my boy hole?

>>34045114

Corbyn, pls leave.

>>34045214
you passable lass?

>>34045129
>when you NEED to say it IRL (in real life)

actually lmaoing @ your life

>>34045129
Just laugh for real, lmao only got invented because there is a spectrum of laughter which is hard to portray online.

>>34045202
That made me chortle matey.

Record that shit please. I could do with a good laugh. It's my birthday soon, we can count it as my pressie.

>>34043942
>you have a bunch of beefy yakuzas asking you to pay up.

This isn't the 80s

The Yakuza have been cucked to fuck. They don't touch tourists because they know they'd be in even bigger shit than they currently are

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>>34043152

Broke my New Year's resolution of no gambling, up 22 bong though

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did anyone get screencaps of all the Dr Shipman and Kathleen Grundy memes?Please share them here

>>34045214
Fucking pathetic tbqh

Your stinky shitty hole would get boring after a week and I'd destroyed it

>>34045379

You do realise Shipposting has been going on for about a year?

>>34045315

Finish your sentence, mate. "For now" is what you're looking for.

You reset the clock, but you've still got 350-odd days left to rebuild the streak.

House always wins, lad.
They've given you a free blowie, but you're still paying to get fucked in the end.

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my sides are completely gone lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJmTIIpUvDQ

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>want to talk to steam friends
>don't want to always message first

why am I so pathetic

>>34045244
I'm not trans
>>34045398
How dare you insinuate that my hole is anything like that. It's immaculate

>>34045461
you can come live with me if you'll be my loyal robot bf

>>34045457
why?
what's wrong with messaging first? genuinely don't get it

>>34045461
thats not what i asked fag

>>34045271
>Just laugh for real

Recently I've developed this thing where instead of laughing I just say "that's really funny actually" in a deadpan voice, so far I only do it when I'm alone but I'm worried that one day it will happen when there are people around

>>34045504
>Recently I've developed this thing where instead of laughing I just say "that's really funny actually" in a deadpan voice, so far I only do it when I'm alone
thats really funny actually

>7 year old murdered by 15 year old girl
>tfw these homicidal girls will never be 18 or over
>they will never be local
>will never browse r9k
>will never meet and go on a spree

WHY THE FUCK THIS HELL REE

>>34045483
Sure thing but only if you top

>>34045556
>rentboy thinking he gets to dictate terms

I can see you're new at this

>>34045556
ehhhhhh I'm not really that way inclined but I'll give it a go. I'd rather just cuddle and make out and do mouth stuff than be analing all the time desu

>>34045504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ1B3yQRhXY

>>34045457
I always add people then never want to talk. Also fuck being bullied into playing shit with them

>>34045226

Ayy, they're facts
UKIP wants to deport anyone that wasn't born in Britain. Which will destroy the UK workforce, cause businesses to downscale. Crippling the economy.

>>34045455
>Up your arse
Fucking British comedy at its finest here lad

>>34045632
>UKIP wants to deport anyone that wasn't born in Britain.
hahaha funny bait.

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>>34044190
I'm not fat but here you go

One of my nuts starts to hurt when I'm about to cum lads, should I be concerned? Its doesn't hurt otherwise.

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>>34043197
>How do you lads cope with the fact of knowing you'll never have her

>>34045687
>tfw already had this dickpic but don't remember where I saved it

>>34045687

How is the hair so neat? Do you shave the surrounding area?

Asking for a friend

>>34045688
you are too far gone, just enjoy the time you've got left

>>34045688
Id say any pain involving your precious balls is worth a trip to the GP

>>34045577
>implying I can get hard without something in me
>>34045586
I'd love cuddling and kissing. i'm just referrung to sex
>>34045687
Tasty

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Guys whats the deal with converse shoes? I bought a pair 2 years ago, wore them for like a month then never touched them again. Bought comfy nikeys after.

Feels like you're walking with a piece of cardboard separating you and the pavement, they let so much air in it feels cold, plus the stitching and rubber coming apart where the feet bends.

Is it a circlejerk or do people really enjoy these types of shoes?

>>34045714
I masturbate. A lot. Actually I'm a bit worried lads my dick is not getting hard as often as it used to.
Am I past my prime as a male?

>>34045724
I don't shave anything, it's just like that naturally

>>34045730
>>34045731
hmm problem is my mum drives me everywhere and I don't want to admit to masturbating. I've never had sex either.

>>34045769
>Feels like you're walking with a piece of cardboard separating you and the pavement

you get used to it, stop being a girl

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>asked the RAF about eyesight requirements for RPAS
>will probably go for it if they say I'm eligible
Wish me luck, boys.

>>34045769
If you're going to buy skate shoes, buy Vans.

>>34045687
>>34045789
you should shave desu

>>34045769
>>34045813

Yeah, pretty much. I like the feeling, to be honest, feels more natural.

And I drive most places now, so they're decent for pretty accurate pedal movement/feel.

>>34045808
>won't get a bus then walk a bit to get checked out
Your mum doesn't have to drive you everywhere.

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Corpse-eating Staffordshire bull terrier gets execution reprieve

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-38572237

what curry should i get lads?

indian btw

>>34045687
is this considered an avarage sized willy? im slightly bigger in length but about the same in girth and iv always been paranoid that im below average, maybe its all the thundercocks iv seen in porn thats skewed my thoughts

>>34045855
She does, she's my legal guardian and has to be present in case I try something again.

>>34045898
We invented this thing called a Chicken Tikka Massala

Try it, it'll count as extra credit on your Life In Britain exam

>>34045908
last time I measured it was 5.6 inches which is average

>>34045908
Same, length is 8 inches but girth wise I'm quite thin.

>>34045897
if I had a doggo and died I'd be happy he ate me, I'd do the same to him if I was locked in somewhere starving

>>34045908
I like this one more than the junposters

>>34046007
>Massala
>scottish

>>34046037
how thin?? got the pencil dick lad? pics?

>>34046059
Why are scots so bitter

>>34045898
Vindaloo lad, it's not that hot really

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>>34046059
Was invented in Birmingham, not Glasgow

>>34046085
Maybe a few inches max, I'm the guy with painful balls so I'm going to resist getting hard again for at least a week and see if the pain goes away.

>>34045822
Hope your Daddy is an Officer or you're an ethic minority, because if not, you ain't flying anything

seeing as we are talking about cocks and stuff, Is anyone obsessed with their balls? I love the way they hang and they way they feel, I constantly fondle them

>>34045822
>tfw colourblind
so many cool things im not eligible for

>>34046220
I put my hands down there to keep warm sometimes, the inside of a foreskin can really warm a cold finger up.

>>34046220
I love it when they're especially warm and hang really low. I'd love to have a boyfriend with huge balls that I could put in my mouth

>>34046254
yeah same, when they are nice a loose it feels amazing. I sleep naked and when they rub against the bed sheets I have to be careful not to get a boner

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>>34046229
that sucks mate

original ommento

>>34046244
This has made me laugh uncontrollably. Just imagining some anon warming up his fingers, one at a time by sticking it in his foreskin.

>>34046299
Jokes on you homo I can see that, different sort of colurblind, I find it really difficult to tell yellow and green apart

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>>34045687
I shall copy you! Woo lad
Not fat either tbhl

>>34046229
and these days you can't even get shippmaned

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>>34046380
That better be real. That's a hot looking penis

>>34046380
>boney arms

>>34046380
i imagine thats what steve buschemi's penis looks like

>>34046388
I can't wait till time travel is invented and I can travel back in time and be euthanised by the one and only.

>>34046380
That pose isn't really flattering it's just making your bent cock look silly

>>34046323
Its the evolution of comfy, soon we'll have people crawling up inside their own anuses whilst they heckle the wagies walking past.

>>34046469
Are you joking? It looks hot to me, I want to suck on that cock

>>34046380
you look good but why would you take a half-flaccid cock pic I don't know

>>34045734
Well like I say lad I don't mind now and then and I'll finger you all you want, fucking just doesn't do much for me.

Now when can you move in?

>>34046492
looks like a fucking faucet mate

>>34046229
You should train to be bomb defusal.

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>>34046394
nothing wrong with being skinny mate

>>34046580
Didn't say there was

But boney arms with his body just looks weird

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>>34046573
original colourblind post

Any boipucci in Newcastle city centre right now?

>>34046580
That's a cute cock and I'd like to suck it

Take the gay hookup cockposting to /soc/ please, I can't bear seeing one more pencil

>>34046628

There might be some in the suburbs, and that won't do?

>>34046517
>Now when can you move in?
As soon as possible. Having some nice thick fingers playing with my hole would be lovely

>>34046658
>>34046658
Which ones lad matey

>>34045769
I don't understand why anyone would flat soled shoes.
do they all have flat feet?
feet are not flat.
shoes are meant to have arch support.

>>34046670
Nice, I look forward to it. Where you at?

>Junlad/Azulad return
>gayposting levels go from occasional to disruptive again

Really makes me think.

>>34046721
The awful city of london. Don't worry. I'm white

say goodbye to a veteran britfeeler, cant handle this shit anymore. thought all you fagposters would get bored and fuck off so we could have out threads back but it turns out you just pushed out all the decent posters and created a fucking homo general.

goodbye faggots

>>34046727
>implying it's not just me getting drunk and making a mess

>>34046737
I'm in the midlands senpai, I hope that's not too far for you. What's your general stats lad?

>>34046727
DOES BRITFEEL NEED A HERO AGAIN?

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Had a poo lads, but it wasn't in the loo!

>>34046746
Cough syrup turned me gay desu

Also. Lock up your daughters because fucking hell.

>>34046738
How many people are normally in these threads anyway? I thought it was at least 20+ but now I'm sure it's less

Are there really girls in here or are all the cock suckers gay?

>>34046760
Your services may be required once more.

>>34046780
Both origaboo

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>>34046493
Because it's better than a completely flaccid pic and better than a boner

>>34046768
DESIGNATED

SHITTTING
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post isnt spame, pelase mr rrobbition

>>34046738
Lol later faggot

>>34046778
>now I'm sure it's less

*fewer

Literally had to stop myself throwing up after reading your post, you illiterate swine

>>34046778
Lets find out, poll time!

http://www.strawpoll.me/12078253

>>34046780
wasn't there a girl who wanted to be eaten out for a kebab?

>>34046813
Common usage you cunt.
If you're going to be autistic then at least be correct.

>>34046569
>faucet
Fucking American infiltrator detected get out

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>Sissy britboys

wow color me surprised

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>>34046727
I have literally done nothing wrong. almost all of my posts have been kayposting- blame all the other lewd lads here...

>>34046805
saying that though... looking good lad.

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Got a memory foam matress, lads. That should help me have cool yumes.
>tfw no Mado gf to share it with

>>34046823
>girls trading sex for free shit

Wouldn't surprise me senpai.

>>34046875
Nice. I sleep on the sofa or floor if the sofa is in use.

>>34046854
You're all part of the same outside gay anime clique steam groups. Could you not just take at least some of it there?

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If you had to eat one Kay meal what would it be
rules:
only one anon can claim each dish, no repeats

claiming yorkshire pudding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV5KFgNgKNc

>thick, lush hair on back and sides
>10 wispy stragglers on top

End my life

>>34046778
fuck knows, but its a shit thread now anyway. was decent when we could get decent discussions going but thats literally impossible now since we have about 20 regulars 10 of which are the same gigantic faggots who contribute 75% of every post in these threads

>>34046902
crisp sandwich

>>34046902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaPdEPl5gdI

HER WAY

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>>34046823
WHERE CAN I FIND HER?

>>34046902
Chicken Tenders if she ever gets around to making the video.

>>34046805
you're not even a britbong

we don't have cut peepees here

>>34046822
>13 votes

We are certainly an unlucky crew of misfits.

>tfw i really enjoy making coffee
>usually make really good coffee, i dont know why i enjoy it so much
>apply to be a barrista at several coffee shops
>wont hire me because im not normie enough
>never even give me the chance to make coffee to prove im good at it
>tfw coffee robot

>>34046974
How did you not get hired? I managed to get a job in a coffee shop.

>>34046974
h..hi anon d..do you want to m..make me some coffee ill try p..please

>>34046994
the ones around here are "trendy" hipster places in gentrified neighbourhoods, they wouldnt dream of hiring an ugly robot to sperg at regulars and shit up the appearance of their stacy tier establishments

>>34046902
>>34046918

Ooh you jammy git, get in at the ground floor, eh?

I'd have to go with "Hot Dogs", she uses the shite tin hotdogs but uses no spread on the bread, so at least I won't have a heart attack right after.

>>34047009
tell them you're being a sperg ironically

>>34046999
sure anon, what do you want?

I've had my just over 400mg and it's all a little shit desu. Might have spaced it out too much but was expecting funky shit.

This is just general disorientation.

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>>34047031
Your big dick inside of me

>>34047024
the crisp sandwich is the most like (((food))) of her creations

>>34045455
>dat acting when he's talking about torturing a fly

amazing

>>34046902
chips... no wait, chips with cheese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7LGQ2tJOfc

>>34047036
400mg of dxm via cough syrup. It's turned me into more of a fuck up than usual.

>>34046755
I'm 6'0", 145lbs and have a cock that is 6"x5"

>>34047042
;_; caramel latte it is anon l-lewd over indulgent helping of caramel

>mix up some rum and coke, accidentally drown the rum
>it's okay i can add some more
>fucking overdo it
>EVERY TIME

I want to get tasty drunk not fucking shitmouth drunk

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>bite in to sammich
>it ejeculates mayo all over my monitor
>thanks sammich

pic unrelated

my gp put me on 50mg of sertraline last week and I don't feel any different. I had some side effects like headache and nausea but that went after about 3 days. how do I ask for a bigger dose?

>>34047042
have you a nice and tight boy poo chee?

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>>34047099
>sammich

>>34047056
>6'
>submissive

I'm out

>>34047078
>tfw drinking Carling

I fucking hate this

I like getting drunk but I end up wanting to sleep after 5 cans with a shit taste in my mouth

Spirits are too expensive

>>34047110
sorry *sammidge

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>>34046945
Check your fucking eyes m8.
I'm not fucking cut

>>34047120
>>6'
>>submissive
>I'm out
Oh, okay

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>>34047076
I love caramel, thank you very much!

>>34047135
>Spirits are too expensive

What about meths?

>>34047135
>not getting cunted on a litre of vodka

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtTsky80XmQ

>>34047191

Where's the drop?

>>34047135
Get some fruity ciders lad, that'll be better

>>34047214
At the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sB3Fjw3Uvc

>>34047172
Meths?
>>34047183
Thats what I usually do but the price tag puts me off so much

>>34047056
I don't know who >>34047120 is but I'm the guy who's been replying to you and I'm not out, as long as you don't mind me being 2 inches shorter and a kilogram heavier ;_; how old are you, I'm 23

>>34047135

>Carling

It's all about Kronenbourg, m5. Don't get me started, though, as I'm a recovering alcoholic.

Vodka is fucking rank unless it's Zubrowka

>>34047285
Methylated spirit, it makes you go blind when used regularly

>>34047300
I'm 20. I'm not to fussed about you stats. I'm actually really into short heavier guys

>>34047353
>I'm actually really into short heavier guys
this is where I realise that I may be being mocked

>>34047368
You're not being mocked. I assure you, I've been into them ever since my first guy crush.

>>34047387
who was that, if I might ask?

>>34047078
Just use whiskey and coke, follow the 2 parts coke 1 part whiskey rule and you'll be tasty drunk in no time. It kills the burn of the whiskey too, goes down smooth.

>>34047368
>>34047387
Maybe take this to emails if you're going to get all personal?

Just a suggestion

>>34047318
>Methylated spirit, it makes you go blind when used regularly

Yeah but it gets you properly fucked up if you can ignore the taste of the bittering agent

>>34047403
A friend of mine who I knew for 4 years. He was a rugby player who was four inches shorter and twenty pounds heavier than me. He also had a hot beard.

Lads, does anyone else here remember hedge porn in the days before the internet? Where did it come from? Who left it there?

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>tfw found a folder of memes I don't remember saving/making

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>work has a couple of nigs which i'm alright with
>they're basicall tyrones and talk to me a lot about normie shit
>whenever I make a comment thats slightly smug or sarcastic in conversations they go ""OHHHH ANONS DROPPING THEM BARS"
Why are they doing this?

>>34047435
I have terrible facial hair genetics and can definitely not grow a 'hot beard'

also >>34047419 is probably right, you got a contact you fancy sharing?

>>34047452
It's a compliment.

They're like "oh shit sick burn". It's a nigger thing.

>>34047452
That happens at my school but not to me.
Whenever anyone says any kind of sarcastic comment a whole class of people shout. Why do normies think that making lots of noise is comedy? Gives me fucking headaches.

who esle here is /terraced/ housing? fucking hate hearing my neighbours walking around

>>34047452

Just to be clear we're talking Mars Bars here? Because Snickers ain't no good for no Nikkers.

>>34047452
u got a problem with it my guy?

>>34047452
your not a disgusting racist are you lad? i hate racists.

I have a toothache. And no money. And no passport. What to do?

Three bottles of cough syrup next time, lads. Three bottles.

>>34047557
get a syrian passport

basically a master key for benefits

>>34047496
No. But I am /downstairsflat/ and my upstairs neighbor is a huge fat slag. Her bedroom is directly above mine and I have to listen to 20 stone of slut shag desperate chavs in rigger boots even though they haven't worked a day in years.

>>34047496
I live in a flat but my next door neighbour is african and he has a really loud voice

He's always on the phone to someone and has a really annoying laugh

Can make out what he's saying occasionally but can never understand what he's actually talking about

I assume he's african but I've actually only ever heard him speak english he may just have a weird voice

>living in a city
kek. you fucking normies

>>34047605
How. I have like 1000 quid. And i do not want to gamble really. And I am whitetoo white to be syrian.

>>34047444
nice trips
i was on work experience at school, way back in the day and didn't know of internet porn. i was working at a joiners and they had loads of porn mags in the toilet. on the last day i nicked it all and took it home.

>>34047612
Sounds like hell m8y

>>34047612
Have you at least had a cheeky ine to it?

>>34047699
Did you leave any of it in a hedge for fellow bots?

>tfw no weird trans gf
Reeeeeeeeee

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>>34047784
I can hook you up with a few I know, what kind are you looking for?