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>tfw 13th day of nopoop
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>>34041467
B..But...Y tho? Y do dis?
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>Tfw nopoop becomes the new nofap
>Tfw autists take it seriously and spend all day talking about how much not shitting has benefited their life.
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>>34041467
>tfw 13th day of no heartbeatings
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>>34041591
>Buying in to the toilet jew
Not a chance
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>>34041619
>Spending money on toilet paper
They got you tricked good, goy.
Think about it. Does your dog wipe its ass? Exactly. Anus's are self cleaning.
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>tfw day 30 of NoFun
>tfw depression is cured
If there's nothing fun in your life unfun things become fun
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>day 11 of noair
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Just pushed out 2 giant turds after 3 days of nopoop. Smh I just forgot I also have to poop.
Felt like being reverse ass fucked.
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>>34041467
you''re gonna have to webm that shit when you give in my friend
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>tfw 13th day of JUST
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>>34041591
Honestly though, it's totally changed my view on toilets. I no longer see them as just a tool, or something I use to fulfill my primitive own urges. I've risen above all that, and now I appreciate then for what they are, I see the craftsmanship and care that makes toilets inherently valuable. Each one is unique, and each one is deserving of fair treatment for what it is.
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>>34041591
Today's top "scientists" claim that sewage is an "integral" part of maintaining public health. And yet, somehow, Neanderthals didn't use toilets and were able to evolve into Homo Sapiens, the most intelligent species on Earth.
The ancient Egyptians never used toilets, but they managed to build pyramids. Maybe they had enough time and effort to build those pyramids because they weren't wasting so much time worrying about the cost of toilet paper, or the $10,000 monthly toilet maintenance bill they have to pay to Goldberg Plumbing. Just saying, maybe we should all be able to challenge our preconceptions.
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>>34041905
>toilet maintenance
explain
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>>34041591
cute piggo
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>>34041905
Ancient humans lived on the move and shat in forests where the excrement was recycled into the ecosystem
That is completely different to modern humans shitting in their homes or in cities. Even animals only do that if there's no other option.
You've gone full retard
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>Go for a walk
>Drink coffee
>Smoke a cigarette
If that fails take a laxative. U don't need to live like this.
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>>34042441
This. When my dog is in its kennel, he won't poop or pee, because animals, humans included, prefer cleanliness over filthiness. Depressed animals don't care, however, and will shit themselves and neglect grooming themselves.
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>>34041467
wtf you'll die Pham
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>>34041467
>Be doing nofap
>Start doing nopoop
>Hold poop for a week
>So much prostate pressure you cum buckets
>Didn't break nofap and then take best shit ever
OP is the man with the plan
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>>34042367
How else do you get the shit out?
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