What do you think of /pol/s guide to a happy life with a happy wife?

>>34039981
Fuck /pol/

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>>34040013
>MFW I know you can't say the guide is wrong

>>34039981
It's accurate, I hope I can get a wife like this one day and raise beautiful aryan children

>>34040013
Fuck you

If you want to have a functional, happy marriage, all of the advice is legit. People go wrong by following some of the points but not others. Betas for instance, will follow the part about treating her like a queen, but they won't follow the parts about being in charge and having the final say in arguments, etc.

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>>34039981
>I told girls up front what my views are.
pic rel8

I doubt this applies if you have a small penis.

>>34040078
>It's accurate
...he writes while conceding that he hasn't done any of it yet

>>34040302
It's what any conservative religion will teach you, and what human society followed for millenia. Wife submits, husband is in charge, both love and sacrifice for each other. There you have it in a sentence.

>>34040322
...With society instilling and enforcing it.
forgot about that one huh?

>>34040362
There obviously still exist people who would like to follow it, men and women. They are a minority, of course, but it's the best you can do. Or you can do something else. It doesn't matter either way.

>>34040013
>Fuck /pol/
this

>>34040200
your sixfigure banksavings just happen to make your two inch penis simply wonderful to her

>be my friend
>wife is the canonical "daily tantrum" woman
>friend happens to accept foreign missions: moar money, and 10 to 15 days per month overseas
>daily tantrums reduced
>moar incoming money
>he gives some extra money to wife
>wife incredibly stops outputting tantrums

>be me, sometime a month ago
>help friend to buy lots of toys for his daughters
>some $600 (ouch!)
>wife sees all of that stuff
>wife even happier than daughters on Xmas, because she just realized that her saved money for presents are now hers

TL;DR: moar money, less tantrums

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>>34039981
>marriage
opinion discarded

CAN ALL THESE STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS LEAVE MY FUCKING BOARD? POL YOU HAVE YOUR OWN FUCKING BOARD, WHY THE FUCK YOU NEED TO DUMP YOU SHIT HERE

>>34039981
Fuck pol but when those Neanderthals are right, they're right. Sounds like an old school happy marriage right there, not some nu-age "we have an open relationship and we're letting our kids choose their gender" shit

>>34040200
You need a virgin then. She won't have another cock to compare it to. Just fuck her as best as best as you can.

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>>34040438

You named it.

>>34040463
>open relationship
This is where i'd put my autistic foot on.

>>34039981
>church

Lmfao

Opinion discarded

>>34040501
Open relationship always reduces to the wife fucking tons of men while the husband can't find anyone. And if he does then the wife will get mad and close the relationship again. It's just an excuse for whores to cheat.

>implying marriage is a sane option
with bullshit laws regarding alimony, it's the worst step for a well off person to take, even wives of priests are fucking them over in an era like this then what option do we have of having a stable marriage?

>>34039981
>you, the mn, are in charge

What an edgelord

Faaaaag

>>34040512
Females will never suggest having open relationship if they feel that you'll be able to find sex.

>>34040512
cont. If your woman ever asks you to open your relationship, DUMP HER IMMEDIATELY. Do not have a conversation about it, leave her immediately. She wants to cheat on you, nothing more. She probably already has, and if you say no she'll probably do it anyway. She wants to cheat on you so bad that she actually decided to ask you to let her do it. Don't be a cuck.

>>34039981
>2017
>7 years of healthy marriage
Nigger bull is fucking her confirmed

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>>34040508

being scared by a church is not that healthy, bro

>>34040516
>>implying marriage is a sane option

sometime around 40 every man realizes the marriage was the absolute sanest option

>>34040512
>just an excuse for whores to cheat

It's not cheating imbecile

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>>34040551
sounds like you watched too many interracial jewideos

>>34040552
>sometime around 40 every man realizes the marriage was the absolute sanest option
and then their wives leave them and take more than half of their belongings, their kids, and the pets that he bought and took care of specifically because wife was afraid of dogs

Sounds like hell full of repressed feelings, while outwardly playing "happinness" and "stoicism", I've seen families like these and they are hell for children.

His daughter will probably be a filthy whore, while the wife will probably commit suicide by the age of 50 unless she is already a barely functioning zombie who takes a shitload of pills every dat.

>>34040552
>Ignoring opinion bc some dumbass thinks church is a good way to spend time

>ur scared bro lol

Oooohyou really hit me right in the maaculinity there!

>>34040579
Not to forget most of them cheat on you while you work

>>34039981
This assumes you're some normie who wants to get married and have children in the first place. This is only what your ego wants, if you think about it logically there's no reason to bring more humans into the world and getting married in 2017 is a surefire way to end up divorced unless you get lucky like he did.

>>34039981
This is the cringiest shit I have read so far in this mew year

>>34040588
Yeah, it basically works if girl has no personality of her own.

I think its wrong and bad

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>>34040579
oh, I forgot you're an ameritard.

As long as divorced over 40 womyn can settle, your society is definitely wrecked.

>>34040588
True this

His daughters will play little angels until they develop Tits & asses then they will be riding and sucking the dick of every older man they can find

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>>34040588
>>34040645

sounds like you're both Jehowas' Witnesses describing the effects of your cult

>>34040602
/pol/fags don't realize that alimony laws will always fuck men over in 99% of cases and children go to women in 85% of cases.

>>34040645
>His daughters will play little angels until they develop Tits & asses then they will be riding and sucking the dick of every older man they can find
How would theoretically raise a daughter while avoid it?

>>34039981

Cheat code for life: only date people who's parents are still married. Haven't had a single argument in 7 years from utilizing this top secret lifehack.

>>34040200

Women don't give a shit what size a guys dick is and you just think they do from watching fake as fuck porn.

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>>34040640
>amerilard

Europeans also divorce 1/3 of the time, and live unhappy together as roomates 1/3 of the time because poverty.
Chances are your marriage sucks.

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>>34040695
>tfw friends from dysfunctional families are slaying pussies while my parents are still married and i'm 24 khv neet.
Yeahh.

>>34039981
As long as there is not enough social pressure, slut shaming & laws that support giving half of what you earn to a total bitch, successful marriage is not possible

>>34040682
Not being a controlling overbearing jackass.

Give them some freedom with boundaries.

>>34040676
Just the effects of this type of upbringing in general, it's pretty bad and OP is in grand self delusion. Though he probably knows how bad it actually is, and he cries at night.

Why would a healthy family man even visit 4chan.

>>34040737
>Give them some freedom with boundaries.
But where to put boundaries that's the real question.

>>34039981
seems pretty sensible honestly but I robots are stuck on the "actually finding a woman to date" hurdle so this entire post is redundant.

>>34040782
Let her have boys over and go on dates and shit when she is in school. Stuff like that. If she drinks a few wine coolers at a girlfriend sleepover it's not the end of the world.

Obviously you don't let them run off to a festival to do X in panties. But if you are the MUH LITTLE GIRL cringelord dad she'll just do worse than you imagine when your back is turned.

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>>34039981
>12/15/13

And this is probably him today. Women are faithful and nice, until they aren't.

>>34040853
>MUH LITTLE GIRL cringelord dad
Yeah, it basically turns into revenge.

something like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0_UbNzh39U

>>34041246
Exactly. By handcuffing them when they're in their early teens and really can't get into big trouble anyway, you make it waaaay worse when they finally rebel at 17-20 and have access to hard drugs, black men, and parties.

Why do you even care about your potential gf's political leanings so much? Also I don't get this Christian wife meme, but whatever.
As long as she's not some batshit crazy extremist, I don't really care.

>>34039981

Sounds like the rantings of a newlywed. Give me an update in 5 years when he's posting on /r9k/ about how his wife left him, he can afford child support, and needs advice on how to tie a noose properly.

>>34039981
Cute little fantasy of a teenage boy who seeks acceptance

>>34039981
>What do you think of /pol/s guide to a happy life with a happy wife?

It's great, except it doesn't work if you're not Chad.

>>34041340
>political leanings
it just basically gives a higher chance of success - /pol/ people treat marriage as equation where once you set, you can never change in thousand years.

>>34041340
I think it's mainly because the girls who lean right wing tend to be more traditional, but I think a lot of it is also about being insecure and basing a lot of self worth on your epic 4chan debating skills and not wanting your wife to challenge that. Reminds me of the fags that would always talk about wanting a gamer gf.

>>34041452
Girls who lean right tend to be lazy NEETs.
Being a "traditional wife" is essentially that.
Low expectations, low effort, all you have to do is stay home and watch TV, and do some light work around the house while listening to music, have your girlfriends over, and so on.

>>34039981
This only works for Chads living in small conservative towns.

I've been searching for 25 years and haven't even succeed in finding a gf let alone a wife.

And who looks for a wife at the grocery store? What an odd place to suggest.

>>34041560
Are you 25 years old? Or are you like 40?

>>34041506
It depends really, even with modern appliances it takes a lot of effort to keep a house truly spotless and look after young children. I don't want some cunty career girl who always wants to talk finance and how hard her boss was riding her, I'd rather come home to a spotless home with some nice food waiting for me.

>>34040512
Reminds me of that one pic where a girl suggested having an open relationship before going on a European vacation and she couldn't get any while her bf fucked someone while she was away. She was butthurt when she got back and wanted to close it again.

I want to get married but the process of getting to know a man is really difficult. I've dated a couple different men and they always hide weird shit until you are years into knowing them.

>one watches strange hentai, masturbates with his door open, talks to camgirls, wants to piss on you, etc., this all appears after a 3 year relationship.
>next one i dated for a couple months, he's a giant sperg. doesn't seem to understand how to control his muscles, constantly gets too rough. constantly lies in bed and cries about how "bad" his life is and how hard it is to work. resents you for wanting to have children and stay home. has nervous habits like pulling his own hair out. knew him for 2 years, dated for several months.

>>34041573
I'm 25 so maybe 10 but still.

>>34041665
>wants to piss on you
watersports is common fetish tho.

>>34041665
Just go for a nice girl desu. Lesbians are the best

>>34040554
Well cucking. Whatever term you like.

>getting married
>ever
Who would ever willingly submit themselves to such a prison?

>>34041665
Stop meeting your boyfriends on 4chan.

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>>34039981
>tfw none of this interests me

I don't even know what I want anymore. I'd imagine his wife isn't very attractive, too. This just doesn't appeal to me.

>meet girls at grocery store

It makes sense. I never see any girls my age there, though. As for church, where I live, all the girls there are huge sluts pretending that they dindu nuffin. By huge, I mean they're also fatasses.

>bros before hoes is bullshit

I don't think I'd ever choose a woman over my friends. On one hands, a woman is just a boring hole, on the other, are my friends I've known since I was seven years old and know everything about me and hang out with me despite my shortcomings.

>I have to pull my wife aside sometimes and correct her

It's literally like raising an overgrown kid.

Whatever.

>>34040711
>> Huh, Ireland and Italy clearly are combo breakers here.

>>34042076
Why so little divorce in Ireland? social stigma?

>>34039981
Chad giving advice for wife shopping... I'm sure this translates perfectly for robots.

>>34041367
and indeed finds it

>>34042049
....whatever

philly willy originally

>>34043046

bro!!

you were just awarded the "Gay Bait of The Week" prize!

>>34040508
>tips
Church btfo!

>>34039981
/pol/ is filled with a bunch of degenerates.

>>34041450
"Success"

Some marriages NEED to fucking end but people like poltards treat it like it's this entity whose continued existence supersedes the desires of either spouse

>>34039981
i mean, im sure this is great and all but HOW THE FUCK DO I FIND A WOMAN TO BEGIN WITH?

>>34041577
>I'd rather come home to my mommy who sleeps with me and agrees with anything I say than a life partner