Imoutos: The return

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Hopefully our regulars will return soon!

Did they let old one die

>>34030637
No, it was shut down due to the pedo talk. Shits disgusting, I wish they'd fuck off back to Plebbit or Tumblrinaville with that shit

we need to keep a low profile... shhhhhh

If you have a sister, you can't be a robot. There's the door, failed norms.

>>34030748
What about elliot rogers?

Purest love bumperoni

desu

>>34030776
He's the prototypical failed norm.

Evening bump-su, onii-chan

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Here's the previous deleted thread in case anyone missed it
http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/34025993/

>>34030688
And just like that these threads lost any kind of value they could have had. This kind of cuddlefucky circlejerk can go fuck itself I've seen plenty of these. I think you should go back to said places with your own anti-shit

>>34031755
>qq no one likes my genuinely disgusting and horrible fantasies

Thanks for the bunp

>when your sister's door is halfway open and you get a peek of her getting dressed after the shower

Nice

Well everything's gone to shit I think, might be over
>Dad came in my room, said he needed to talk
>Told me my mother asked him if he wanted to see Rouge One with her (they used to tell me their first date was Return of the Jedi)
>He told her we already had plans
>Problem being, he also said "he heard it might be worth a second watch"
>He must've seen the mix of anger and disgust on my face
>"Anon, I'm going to go with her after we see it"
>I didn't know what to say
>Spurt out "she's just gonna hurt you again"
>"I don't care"
>I tried for a bit to explain that she was no good for him, that she was just gonna hurt him again and it'd be worse this time
>For the record, I don't hate my mom, I give her credit as a good mom, she was fair and there for me, but I still blame her for the most part for the divorce and think she was a bad wife to my father
>He told me not to talk about her like that
>At this point, I was rambling, just going on, trying anything, saying I love him
>He started to sound more assertive, still trying to be nice, but he was telling me what to and I had to listen
>He said I had to stop waiting for him, that I had to live my life
>"You wanted to kiss me and then what? Did you want to have sex? Where is that going to go? It's never gonna be me and you in some cabin in the middle of nowhere. You want a family, kids, stop waiting for me" or something close to that, I won't say that's verbatim
>He knew I was trying my hardest not to cry, he just pulled me close pet my hair
>I told him I just need to be alone for a bit and he left
It's really over isn't it? I promised I wouldn't let it affect our relationship, and I'm going to stick to that as best as I can
I just can't believe he's going back to her, she's gonna hurt him, I don't know if he thinks she's changed, I had this feeling he still loved her but it's not fair, I was taking care of him, he's happy here, it being just us
I don't know what to do, I guess this is game

>>34032203
I don't know what you expected.

You're dad isn't going to give you incest babies because he's a good dad.

>>34032203
>>Spurt out "she's just gonna hurt you again"
>>"I don't care"
Honestly I think the best thing you can do at this point is hope their date doesn't go well.
I hope things go well for you.

>>34032234
I already said didn't want babies with him, I said if it didn't work out with him (at that point I was optimistic) I'd go for babies
>>34032588
I don't want him to be miserable, I know if this "date" goes sour that's just what he'll be, and I honestly don't think even that would make him give up on her
I'll go to my father in a bit, tell him I'm not mad (I am), we're fine, and he's got nothing to worry about on my end
I don't think one more all or nothing hail Mary would work, it'd just make things worse, even if I just walked in naked and jumped on him, I think it's just not happening

>>34032203
all these hardships are just part of the drama, anon. and just affirms this story is not bullshit.

this'll be a legendary wincest story when all's said and done

>>34032203
C U C K E D
sorry

>>34032203
DAMM!!!
At this point your best bet is crossing your fingers for a horrible date and getting rebound sex.

>>34032771
Stop calling it wincest, it's over, the last 6-7 years of my romantic life built up to this moment and it falls flat
Where do I even go from here? Is there a guy out there that doesn't collect body parts in his basement that is willing to wait until marriage? And yes, I have standards, fucking shoot me
How am I supposed to stop loving him
>>34032834
Don't be sorry, I laughed, and I needed a good laugh, plus, some white guy just caught the game winning TD over Bama, so today's not all bad

I'm gonna go talk to him now, I just got worked up freaked out on him, I need to say what I think with a level head

>>34032965
>Is there a guy out there that doesn't collect body parts in his basement that is willing to wait until marriage?
Is that all you look for in a guy? Because if so I qualify.

>>34032965
>that is willing to wait until marriage?

pro-tip: this isnt a fairy tale; sex isn't worth the wait. its better to know you and your partner are sexually compatible as well as emotionally before settling down. the payoff has never been worth the frustration of waiting and yearning for a partner you put a stupid barrier in front of.

>>34033250
>sex isn't worth the wait.
false

I kept the talk brief, told him that I just got worked up, I love him, and I was going to hold up on my promise that we'd be okay
He seemed relieved, but I kind of lost my cool for a second and asked why no
"Anon, when I think 'you naked' I think you with shit on your ass that I have to wipe, you in the bath tub, and changing you after the countless times you vomited on yourself and me at the same time. Go find a guy you like who you haven't thrown up on"
I hugged him and buried my face in his chest, I was crying a little but tried my best to not let it show, he went back to petting my hair again until I got up and left
>>34033250
Or at least until I'm a little more committed to the person, what I'm trying to say is I want it to mean something
And is that really a thing "sexual compatibility"? I understand emotional compatibility, despite today I'm not a very emotional person, and I've heard people say "the sex isn't good" I'm sorry for the nieveity, but I assumed as long as he doesn't have a micro penis, shouldn't things be okay
Apparently >>34033268 thinks so, can I please (as dumb as this sounds) hear from someone who has actually had sex?
>Inb4 wrong board, not anymore, I know you're out there and there's not just one of you
>>34033113
No I'm sorry, I was exaggerating
I can't be blamed for having standards, you all have them too wether you admit it or not

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>>34030456
How's this guy doing? Previous update below
>>33980264

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>>34033497
actually, the prev. update might not be the same guy, but whatever.

>>34033487
Honestly I don't get sexual compatibility but as someone that had the choice of my first sexual partner taken when I was a little boy I wish I could have held out for someone important

>>34033657
I guess you want me to ask you to elaborate on the molestation. Go on then, I'm listening if you need to talk

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>>34033487
Guy perspective. In my teens and 20s, when hormones were nuts, sex was paramount. Then I started having it at 18. It feels amazing. But, it's not Hollywood or Porn. It's akward at times, rarely goes as you expect, it's messy, and most times, it's over super fast. Condoms are frustrating to use. Performance anxiety can make you too nervous to perform. Premature ejaculation is a motherfucker and can ruin whole nights.

As I got older, I realized that sex has another component. AFTER sex. The other person you just fucked can complicate shit badly. I'm in my 40s now. Is sex important? Sure. I the desire there for it? All the time. But I'd rather fuck a pocket pussy than a woman if shes not someone I trust 100 percent to not be nuts the morning after.


When your in your 20s I'd suggest avoiding sex, and DON'T EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT MARRIAGE. Im sure that's an unpopular opinion here...But there ya go.

Anal guy, out

>>34033752
>When your in your 20s I'd suggest avoiding sex, and DON'T EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT MARRIAGE.
That's fucking awful advice, women are going to have a hard as fuck time finding ANYONE to settle down with them in their thirties or forties.

>>34033752
DONT FUCKING LEAVE
SO WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WITH THE NEXT 10 YEARS OF MY LIFE?? I KNOE LIKE, 2 GUYS AND I CANT TALK TO THEM FOR MORE THAN 3 MINUTES WITHOUT WANTING TO BLOW MY BRAINS OUT

>>34033752
I'll never have kids with a woman past 30 because health risks with the child.

>>34033837
I'm gonna call bullshit on that, but more importantly, I didn't say you couldn't live with someone. But marriage is a fucking scam. And a scam that really fucks young people who jump into it too quickly then get divorced

>>34033837
>>34033863
I want to have kids while I'm young, for both health reasons and I want to keep up with them
I guess if I'm really going to start moving on from the whole thing with my dad, I'll just stop posting in this thread once it gets active again, I guess for now we're all just bumping

>>34033863
Umm 30s is prime age dude. It's after 40s that the risk goes up

>>34033954
Good, have all the kids when you're young.

Have a dozen for good measure.

>>34033850
Date people. Enjoy your younger years. Just don't make dumb choices that can dictate the rest of your life. And most guys are just walking penises anyway, so don't sweat that you can't talk to many of them. Most just want to out peene in veegee

>>34033707
All I'll say is not all incest is wincest my scars are mine,and my point is rushing into something after that kind of rejection is a bad idea

>>34033837
I think finding someone that your willing to commit to, that you want to wake up every day and see and share a life with could be found in your 20s but you would have to work pretty damn hard to make it work

>>34033945
You mean fucks young men, specifically.

>>34034061
Yes. But women can be fucked by it also. It's less common, but I can happen

>>34033978
I'm gonna assume this is sarcasm, but I want like 2-3, and I'm willing to spend my youth on kids, like I said, strong desire to nurture
>>34033996
I know this is a dumb question, but where do I find guys who aren't gonna hear "stay at home mom" and think "dumb with no aspirations", and stop wanting to spend any time with me after I basically say sex is off the table for a good amount of time?
>>34034025
Good luck with your shit, and that's what I want, and that's how I've always looked at my father, but by the end of the week chances are that's off the table and like I said, I can't have my dad and kids of my own

>>34034163
>but I want like 2-3
NOT ENOUGH.

Go for five.

>>34034163
You'd be surprised hun. I know a lot of guys who'd like to have a stay at home wife. In my job, I see it on credit applications a lot, too. The toughest part isn't finding a guy that wants it, it's finding a career and home to afford that lifestyle. Shit, I wish I could have my wife be a stay at home. I feel like less of a man because my job only pays 19 an hour, and I can't support all of us on that.

Now in regards to finding a guy like that? Can't help there. That's like asking how to find a perfect dog, or a comfy coat you'll cherish wearing for years. There isn't a good answer to that.

I CAN say though, if stay at home is your goal, you might want to avoid looking in costal states. The people there have a more feminist attitude towards that lifestyle

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>>34033967
30s is getting really late, its best to do it before

>>34033967
Nigga the prime age for children is teens to late twenties.

>>34034163
>where do I find guys who aren't gonna hear "stay at home mom" and think "dumb with no aspirations"
Any conservative or traditional guy wants this. Its kind of re-emerging as I notice a growing number of our generation are getting sick of how unnatural the idea of both parents working is. I'd love the idea of a woman who takes care of the kids at home (because I was raised often in daycre or nannies and it hurt). Problem is I need a better job. By the way are you white? I noticed a comment in one of your posts that makes me question it. Just wondering

>>34034163
First of all, just about any guy that's not going to parties or clubs to fuck a half dozen women a night.

Secondly, why would sex be off the table now?

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Well this thread went a little weird. I don't really have any input, my own thoughts on sex and marriage were confusing even before I boned my sister.

Em basically woke up from her couch nap, showered, and went back to bed. She's intent on going back to work tomorrow for some reason. Probably a shit idea, she felt worse than I did and I'm not even at 100% yet, but whatever. I need to sleep too.

>>34034441
Pregnancy fucking pic Pat? Fruedian slip?

>>34034178
I'd start forgetting names, and favorite foods, etc. 3 sounds good I know people on this board especially care, I'm white and want white babies
>>34034267
>Hun
I'm sorry, I know you're trying to be nice and probably using the term because of the age gap, but you triggered a fucking Nam flashback to middle school, I pinched some bitch in the face because I should called me hun for a bit, I asked her to stop, and she then she did it out of spite
I did read your post though, I know my mother wouldn't like the idea, she only worked because she wanted to, and I think she'd be against me not working, but she'd still support me, my dad already likes the idea (apparently not enough)
We live in Boston and I like it here, I couldn't stand moving to some town in the Midwest far away from my parents, I still love them, there are some suburbs pretty close, I just want to be close enough that visiting once a week or 2 isn't a problem
As for money, I know that's the real issue, I don't care what my husband is if it pays the bills and doesn't kill him
My father's a cop and always made enough to pay bills and put food on the table, but I'm an only child
I guess I better start getting out more

>>34034473
I'm sleepy and just clicked one at random, fuck.

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>>34034496
>I'd start forgetting names, and favorite foods, etc
Somehow I doubt that, but fine. It's your uterus I guess.

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>>34032203
>cucked by your mom for your dad

Anyone heard anything of or from CC/Lucy? I haven't seen one of her threads in a while.

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>>34034496
Apologies. Didn't mean to trigger. Good luck

>>34034336
See, someone wanted to know
What made you think I wasn't white?
Thanks too, that's nice to hear
>>34034352
I'm saying I'm not going to have sex early in a relationship, so if the first 3 dates go really well, I'm still not gonna fuck him and I want to be upfront about that so I don't waste his time
>>34034516
Again, exaggerating, if we spaced them out it'd be better, but I wouldn't want to have kids too late
>>34034526
Jokes on you, I can laugh if the jokes on me, it soothes the pain
I've really never felt this low and this much emotional pain though, I can almost feel it, I'd give up my dream of a big family for my innawoods dream with him any day

>>34034700
>I'm saying I'm not going to have sex early in a relationship, so if the first 3 dates go really well, I'm still not gonna fuck him and I want to be upfront about that so I don't waste his time
Oh, well that's fine then. As long as you don't have a past of putting out at the drop of a hat for other guys.

>>34034661
I posted in here earlier. I'm just trying to take in this whole discussion. It's kind of difficult. That and watch videos.

i wish i had an imouto :(

>>34034708
Like I said, never touched a penis in my life, I'm 19 going on 20
>>34034679
Who's she? Cute nose
Yea, she was such a bitch, she knew I was really timid and it took a lot for me to politely ask her to not call me that cause it bothered me, then she just did it go be a bitch. My parents one rule about fighting was that they didn't care what happened if I didn't swing first, and given I had sucker punched a girl and she was crying, and didn't even swing back, I got the shit slapped out of me
Worth it, so fucking worth it to this day ahhh what a bitch
Also, I don't think I'm sleeping tonight, or I'll pass out in 2 hours, I have work tomorrow though, so that sucks

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>>34034787
No idea, snagged the image from another anon.

And call in sick. You're quitting anyway, so fuck em

>>34034770
Can you please use your trip so I can stop worrying about you?

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>>34034770
Good to know you're still around Lucy. Hope you're doing well

>>34034816
Nah I'm not an asshole and I'm fucking petrified of burning that bridge
The first time I ever quit a summer job for school, my boss thought I'd be working over the school year, I gave a notice, but still had stress dreams/nightmares about it for like 7 months

>>34034821
I don't want to thought because I feel like people are going to bother me about it like they do pat and beardudeguyman

>>34034829
I'm doing okay I guess

>>34034847
May I ask what it is you do? I figured it's retail of some kind

>>34034851
>I feel like people are going to bother me about it like they do pat and
Ignore them, they have no power over you. At least use it once so I know that it's really you and not an impostor.

>>34034903
Yeah that's probably a good idea. Sorry for being difficult

>>34034892
Cashier, it's fucking pain, people always try and talk to me, I'd try stocking or something more subtle, but I don't think I'm tall or strong enough at the end of the day

>>34034916
It's fine, I just wanted to know that you were okay
>>34034944
>Cashier, it's fucking pain, people always try and talk to me
That's... part of the job. Probably not a good job for a girl with an adorable stutter, but I'm not here to judge you or tell you what to do with your life.

>>34035038
How'd you know I stutter a lot at work? I don't have a speech impediment, but I get nervous when people talk to me and stutter
Seriously what kind of witchcraft

>>34035038
Do you mean like you want to know I'm okay for real or just fake being polite stuff. It won't hurt my feelings if it's the second one.

>>34035038
he's probobly thinking of CC >>34034916 who does have a pretty serious stutter. speech impediments are a bitch, especially for people in customer service positions that require clear and concise communication.

>mfw my new girlfriend is a cashier with a slight speech impediment

she always brags about how fast she is compared to the other cashiers but i think its because she avoids talking to people as much and just works them through the line while saying as little as possible.

>>34035132
Holy shit I was terrified, yea, I'm not CC, different girl
Holy shit I shot up out of my chair and got really paranoid really quickly

>>34035167
I know where you live.

captcha a shit

>>34035132
Fuck you're right I screwed up somewhere. I thought something was weird.
>>34035094
See that's what I meant, I thought you used your trip once for verification then stopped. To answer you question, I never fake caring for something because I see that as deception. I genuinely wish you well, and I hope you're happy. I missed you when you stopped posting.
>>34035167
Sorry, I'm "see the future occasionally" psychic, not "I know who every Anon is" psychic

>>34035208
See, I'm pretty sure you're joking, but I'm still nervous, I already said Boston so I can't ask and get some wrong answer from you
Really I'm trying to sleep, please reassure me you're joking

>>34035242
Thank you for missing me.

Nothing is okay, everything is actually really bad and I don't know what to do with myself.

>>34035255
You won't be waiting too long 4 me bby ;)

>>34035255
They're joking, >>34035208 is not me.
>>34035038
>>34035242
is me
I don't know how to spoiler
>>34035266
What's wrong?

>>34035272
What's up? I know I'm Capt. Obvious here, but you seem stressed
>>34035266
I'm just gonna ignore that best I can

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>>34035317
>I know I'm Capt. Obvious here, but you seem stressed
wot

>>34035301
My girlfriend hit me on Sunday. She apologized a whole bunch and I'm trying to act like everything is normal but I don't know. I have just been hiding out in my room because I don't know what do about anything.

>>34035329
They got the numbers backwards

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>>34035338
Milo was right about domestic violence in lesbian relationships...

>>34035338
oh shit why did she hit you?

>>34035255
>tfw stuck in New Bedford
h-h-help

>>34035338
I already didn't like your girlfriend from how aggressively sexual you described her a few threads ago, but hitting you is unforgivable. Physical abuse is rarely a one-time thing. I don't know the full details, but from what I've heard I think you should leave her, you don't deserve abuse. Have you told your sister/family about it? Also the circumstances surrounding her hitting you would be helpful to know, if it isn't too painful for you to share.

>>34035363
And apparently everyone that posts on r9k too

>>34035366
I don't know she was in a horrible mood and we were hanging out in her room. I accidentally knocked a drink over and she hit me in the head a bunch of times. Like four or five. I should have been more careful I wasn't paying attention.

>>34035409
kek
sound like a battered housewife

>>34035409
that wasn't your fault at all! everyone makes mistakes. it was just a simple accident.
if she hit you for something so small, i think she'll do it again. even if she was just "in a horrible mood" this time.
i really think you should break up with her, like >>34035408 said.
you don't deserve that at all. you deserve someone who will treat you kindly, even if they are in a horrible mood.
please be careful.

>>34035409
NO, don't blame yourself, you didn't do anything wrong. Everybody makes mistakes. That was a MAJOR overreaction on her end. How forceful was it? Like full-on punching? I'm not going to make decisions for you, but if I was in your shoes, I'd leave her, and possibly report it to police.

>>34035473
I don't really know how she hit me, it was hard though.

It hurt really bad. I remember the feeling of getting hit in the face and then I tried to cover myself and she hit the back of my head a few times and then she hit me once in the side. I felt sort of light headed and my head was pulsing.

I don't know

>>34035409
That sounds super abusive dude, for your own sake get out of there, that is not normal at all.
You are only going to harbour resentment for her anyway, just leave before you get way too attached.

>>34035534
That's not okay. Again, not forcing you, but I strongly suggest you leave her and press charges. You deserve happiness, not abuse. You've done nothing wrong. Have you told your family?

>>34035534
hoping this is bait. this legit makes me angry

Lucy are you still here? I'm too upset and stressed out to sleep tonight, so feel free to talk things over with me/us. I want to help you through this.

>thread is now the eternal suffering of the cycled daughter and some random dyke
Reeeeeeeee

>>34036262
Cucked*
Oregano

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>>34030748
>tfw my madness is causing my sister to lose it
I should have took Folie a Deux more seriously.

>tfw no onee-San to comfort me
Why fucking exist? W H Y?

>>34035534
That is not something you do to someone you care about.
pretend for a moment and look at it like this.

Imagine you were her and your sister is you.
if your sister knocked something over would your first instinct/reaction be to cause her harm?

That's your answer.

you dont hurt someone you care about physically or mentally.

>>34036262
hello welcome to 3 weeks ago!

thanks for showing how caught up you are but mostly thanks for the bump!

>>34036865
Reeeee yesterday was mostly about the fag with the definitely not preggo sister and the guy refusing his sisters advances

a dumb shit is in need of some help over here...

>>34036375
>>34036375
>>34036375

>>34036889
please keep your bumps more well timed to ensure maximum thread life.

bumping for the emperor onii-sama!

>>34036922
Make me. Oregano original

Bumperino bumperino give me the bumperino.

>>34035534
Hitting you multiple times in the head is a bit of a problem, I'd seriously consider leaving
Maybe it's fair to give her another shot, but who knows what she'll do with that shot
I don't know, it's up to you in the end and you're not stupid, just remember if you want to leave you can
>>34035329
I posted that like 5 minutes before I finally fell asleep

>>34035534
if it were a man that had done that to you, would you be as forgiving?

>>34038073
Not important, don't be a dickhead right now

>>34038395
I wasn't trying to be a dickhead I was making a valid point.
Male or female abuse is abuse.

>>34038489
Oh, thought you meant something else, sorry for attacking you

>>34038516
no worries
original comment

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Maybe I'm an idiot for doing this but I've never told my cousin how I felt about her all this time. I already how she feels about me but that doesn't mean that it had stayed that way all this time, and I think that somehow she's expecting to hear something from me..

I'm starting to feel disgusted with myself for seizing the chance of lewding her even though I knew it was wrong for the both of us. I'm not deserving to be called her Onii-chan.

>>34038745
How was it wrong for both of you? Age gap?
If you know how she feels what are you worried about?

>Dad not home
>Really Horny
>Usually I'd take his boxer out of the hamper and masturbate with them in my face
>Gonna have to stop that now aren't I?

>>34038966
Yes, daughteru-chan, it's better for you if you do stop doing that.

>>34039307
I guess, this is gonna suck ain't it?
I'm not really ready to let go

>>34039616
come live with me and we can roleplay

>>34039773
I rather not roleplay, either it or it isn't, and him being my father isn't why I love him, that's just coincidence, a shitty one, but a coincidence
I'm gonna shoot for a normal life from here on
Anyways, I gotta get going, I'll be back a little after 4

>>34039616
>I guess, this is gonna suck ain't it?
Yeah, it will. We're here for you to vent to and I'm sure your dad will be fine if you want to talk to him about anything.

i don't have an imouto but i want a bf who can act as my big brother and take care of me. i'm pathetic lmao

>>34039831
i'd take a fantasy over the grim reality of normalcy.

>go in imoutos room
>shes drawing our family i think
>i hug her
>she smiles and becomes wet
>i take affirmative action and unzip my fly
>father storms in
>he unzips his fly and blinks to me
>we fill both her holes and splurt genetics in her stretched holes
>high five dad as we telepathically cum together
>family fun
>dad says "only faggots dont incest their own families"
>i realise i have his cock in my mouth and i am crying
>what is happening
>realise i dont have a sister
>tfw anal prolapse from uncle ramming me
>i was sister
>it escapismening
>i fart blood and cum and cry hysterically
>still ptsd 20 years later

>>34038818
Well, for one thing, I lewded her. What started as something so small as just sticking to each other eventually escalated to us secretly having lewded encounters whenever we get the chance. She's 6 years younger than me, so I think that would also be a legit reason for me to feel disgusted with myself.

>If you know how she feels what are you worried about?
That's the thing Anon, I've come to genuinely love her as a woman, not just as a cousin anymore. The problem is most of the time we keep crossing a line shouldn't even be crossed, with the knowledge that what we're engaged in will absolutely cause a severe backlash for the both of us.

Maybe it's too late to say this but she should do these things with the person who deserves her the most, not some degenerate Onii-chan of hers who is only embarrassment to his relatives and family.

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>>34040470
love is never an embarrassment it's only considered wrong because of subjective morality and maybe the genetic defect thing with breeding.
other than that i don't see expressing love between two consenting relatives is wrong at all.

Morning coffee bumper car

>>34035534
Lucy, you need to tell someone about this. If only so you have a safety line should things end up going really badly again.
I'd simply ask her if she's done it before and if she'll do it again. That may seem obvious, but currently she's apologising, not explaining.

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>tfw 3 oneesans but no imoutos
>tfw none of them live at home anyway

How do you anons take your coffee, anyway?

>>34042084
The opposite of how I like my women :^)

>>34042208
White and sweet?

>>34042293
That's how I like my women, coffee is better black.

>>34042392
Black coffee matters

I told my sister this morning. She was sitting in my room talking to me about stuff and I changed shirts and I forgot I had a little bit of bruising on my side and she asked about it. I started crying the moment she asked and I told her. She didn't tell our parents yet. I just don't know what to do with myself. I thought things were going to work out for me. I found someone and like now this happens and I feel like I'm just destined to be alone.

>>34042972
First: you're not alone. Stop thinking that way. You have a sister and family who love you.

Second: Lucy, what would have happened if she had broken your rib? Cut you? Burned you? I'm asking because violence doesn't just "go away". People who hit will escalate the abuse. You've seen the warning sign before it's too late. You are better than this. Don't settle for anyone who would lay a finger on you Lucy. You're too sweet and good to wind up hurt, or dead

>>34042972
Please listen to this >>34043055 Lucy. You need to get out of there as soon as you can. You're worth so, so much more than what she treats you like.

>>34042972
Well Lucy, you might want to ask her some questions over some form of long range communication. How exactly did your sister react? I can't exactly imagine well, considering she told her how fragile you are.

If things do become worse, lots of us here will gladly help you. Even if it's not in these threads. You deserve the happy ending, remember.

Guess we lost a lot of people again

Something horridly embarrassing happened to me a few hours ago and I figured you pervs might get a kick out of it so here you go:

> Its 3am and I am sitting at Nii-chan's feet while he plays vidya (Final Fantasy XV lol) when I decide juice is in order.
> As I return from the kitchen I notice Nii-chan has paused and has a grumpy expression.
> "Its been raining lately so I've let it go, but what the fuck do you think you're doing wearing clothes without permission, Anon?"
> I've been trying to hide myself since the jeans incident. Stammer an apology.
> He orders me to undress.
> I blush and shake my head vigorously.
> "What has gotten into you? Off with the clothes or off with my belt, woman."
> I comply shyly and get down on my knees at his feet. I cross my arms at the wrist and place them on my lap to show my submission.
> He takes me by the wrist and pulls me into his lap. He rests his scruffy chin on my shoulder. The scruff feels good on my skin.
> "I can see I have been spoiling you lately. It seems some discipline is in order. Go fetch my grey hoodie."
> Uh oh. I'm in trouble. He's got that look. That predatory smile that turns me on and fills me with apprehension.
> I fetch it quickly, he rises.
> He puts it on my otherwise naked body and zips it. The sleeves go way past my fingertips but the rest of it just barely covers my ass.
> Nii-chan puts on his shoes and grabs my leash. He clips it to my collar announcing that we're going for a walk, but first he leads me to the bathroom.
> In the full length mirror on the back of the door I can see the results of his little wardrobe choice and I am appalled and horrified.
> You can PLAINLY see I am naked under it. Its tight across the chest and hips and my ginormous fucking thighs are completely exposed. Ye Gods!
> I can see Nii-chan in the mirror behind me looking gleeful. He can smell my embarrassment like animals smell fear.
>Queue his Laharal-style Bad Guy Cackle (tm)
> "C'mon. We're going."

>>34044492
>Its freezing out and when I step up or off a curb I feel a very disconcerting draft.
> Wet vagina in a chill wind at 3 am is an odd sensation, lads.
> As we leave our complex I note the streets are blessedly empty... Ah fuck headlights.
> Car visibly slows. I am squealing in mortification. He is laughing.
> "They can seeeee meeee!"
>"That was rather the point."
>"They can see EVERYTHING!"
>"I don't care how much they can see. If I could I would parade you around completely naked forevermore, little sister. Be thankful society has all those trifling indecent exposure laws."
>"I might get arrested anyway. This leaves nothing to the imagination. I'll go on a registry! What will mom and dad think?! I'll never work in this town again!"
> "Stop being melodramatic. You've never worked in any town."
> "And what if I decide I want to?"
> "That'd be a shame considering you're not allowed" he sticks out his tongue at me.
> I suddenly realize he's headed toward civilization.
> "We're not going to the fucking convince store are we?!"
> "I want ice cream."
> My teeth are chattering and my feet are numb and he wants ice cream. I protest that I might die of hypothermia.
>He just puts my hand on his boner and says "I know." The letcher.

>>34044529
>Get to the AMPM and breathe a sigh of relief. No customers and the dude on shift smokes blunts with us on his breaks sometimes.
> His eyes go wide and he grins but he's used to seeing "the weird cat that walks his girlfriend on a leash"
> "Chilly out tonight" he remarks staring at my nipples protruding through my Nii-chan's jacket
> I squeak and jump behind a shelf
> Nii-chan and AMPM Dude share a hearty chuckle and shoot the shit a bit while I fetch our usual ice cream. Strawberry for Nii-chan and cafe for me.
> AMPM dude remarks on my lack of shoes in this weather but doesn't kick me out because we live in a beach town.
>Words will never convey my mortal embarrassment. Longest check-out of my life.
> We go outside, unwrap our popsicles, and resume walking. From the direction we're headed I know that we're going to the wilderness next to the river via the busiest section of our neighborhood.
> I can't stop shaking in the frigid air. That's his fetish. I can see his massive erection through his jeans.
> Cars pass, I wail
> We reach a secluded spot out in wilds alive with the chorus of nightbirds and crickets. I must be blue by now. Mud is caked between my toes and spattered on my calves.
>"I was going to make you strip and do a few things but I will be merciful since you're frozen.
> Grabs me roughly by the hair, turns me around, hikes his hoodie over my hips, and takes me savagely.
> We head home without incident until we bump into our neighbor heading out for work.
> Literally double takes. Fuck I am never going outside again.

>>34044705
Sounds like a really unhealthy relationship

>>34044492
>>34044529
>>34044705
JESUS CHRIST!!
>Notice your Nii-san has a boner.
>Doesn't immediately start blowing him.
You deserve this, bad imouto.

Sorry, btw. Did he at least fuck your brains out when you returned?

>>34044863
You're not into BDSM, Anon? I reeeaallly am.

>>34045036
BDSM aside, walking in the cold like that is dangerous due to potential for frost bite. And that's ignoring the indecency arrest if caught

>>34044892
Nah he washed me in the shower and gave me a massage before he fell asleep though.

>>34045076
Can't get hypothermia in sunny Commiefornia and people wear less to the beach, but I appreciate the concern.

>>34045181
What else does he force you to do?

>>34045238
Its more of an order than forcing. I love serving him. I guess we're kind of freakish even amongst the brother/sister incest crowd on /r9k/. Wew.

>>34045364
Not really. There used to be a poster with the handle "X" who had a Dom/sub relationship with his sister too

>>34045364
Well what else does he order you to do?

>>34045629
Everything from deviant sex acts to domestic chores. I'm not allowed clothes unless we go out (he gives me blankets though). I wear a collar at all times (heart shaped tag that says "<Nii-chan's name>'s") that only he can take off of me. My nights (we're nocturnal) are very regimented and I follow a routine. Its starts with exercise, making coffee and breakfast, and waking Nii-chan up with a massage and letting him choose which of my holes he wants to cum in. Its like heaven in a one bedroom apartment.

Hoping Lucy's feeling better bump

>>34044705
>> We reach a secluded spot out in wilds alive with the chorus of nightbirds and crickets. I must be blue by now. Mud is caked between my toes and spattered on my calves.
>>"I was going to make you strip and do a few things but I will be merciful since you're frozen.
>> Grabs me roughly by the hair, turns me around, hikes his hoodie over my hips, and takes me savagely.
God damn, that's hot.

I'm seeing a whole lot of blog posting and a very real lack of people talking about fucking their sisters

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>"Do you want a hug?
>"Yes anon!."
>hugged for maybe 4-5 seconds
>she's back to watching MLP
She's five.

I got back from work not too long ago, took a shower and like, a 15 minute or so nap, the movie starts around 7, it better be fucking good
I just want to thank you guys for being there for me even though it's probably not going to be the ending anyone's hoping for
>>34040114
I can't just stay in my room and live out a fantasy that won't happen
>>34040470
I get where you're coming form about the whole "not looking at them like family" thing, I guess just go for it if you're sure of yours and her feelings, I don't think I have enough experience to give advice though
>>34042972
I'm sorry but that girl sounds no good for you, like the others said, it's just gonna escalate, you should get out of it now

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>Be working
>H: Yo, you don't talk much anymore, what's your girlfriend like?
>Why did I tell her I have a girlfriend
>P: Oh, she's amazing
>H: Hah, what does she do?
>P: Uh, she works at *insert restaurant here*
>H: Oh cool, I wanna try that place, I'll head over there when I get off
>P: Y-yeah

And now I'm sitting here thinking of all the ways that things could go horribly wrong. How's it going with you guys?

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>>34048362
Gonna have to start calling you Brendan, too

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>>34044492
>>34044529
>>34044705
>>34045364
>>34046060
Thanks for the furious fap, you slimy obese neckbeard. I'm copying your pasta though, I hope you don't mind.

>>34048384
I wouldn't blame you. If anything it fits me more, he doesn't seem like an anxious trashbag of a human.

>>34048485
Why do you think so lowly of yourself?

>>34048362
Holy kek! This is gonna be good.

>>34046060
Fucking hot!! Living the fucking dream.

>tfw no cutie Onee-sama to make me her pet.

My sister told my parents. She came home and cuddled with me some and I fell asleep at some point. When I got up she was gone and I went into the living room and my parents talked to me about it. They told me it's over. My dad took my keys away and told me that I'm on house arrest until we can sort it out. They don't seem like they're confident that I can just end it and the problems will go away. My dad is even making me go to work with him for a while so he knows I'm okay. I'm not looking forward to it but they probably know better than me.

>>34048533
Force of habit more than anything. Objectively speaking I think I'm doing pretty well these days, but I still find myself feeling like a socially inept self-hating lazy asshole sometimes.

>>34048672
Pat, quit that shit man. You seem like a cool dude. I mean, we're all robots, but I'd go shooting with you, same as I would Bearguy

>>34048660
Your sister and parents are doing the right thing Lucy

>Tfw no gf to wake you up and ask, "which hole would you like to cum in this morning?"

>>34048693
I know, I'm doing better, having Em back in my life on a daily basis helps.

Honestly the social inept-ness is mostly in my head, I can talk to most anyone if I don't think about it too hard. Except not thinking leads to telling random women about my illegal girlfriend, so that's kinda bad.

>>34048660
>My dad took my keys away and told me that I'm on house arrest until we can sort it out.

admittedly, i don't know anything about dealing with abuse victims but i don't get this at all. they're responding to you getting abused by taking away your freedom and treating you like a naughty child?

seems fucked up to me. wouldn't you want to encourage your kid to be stronger instead of just being passive and controlled by the person/people around her?

>>34048880
They don't want me to see her and they said that she could probably convince me to go see her pretty easily. They're probably right, I have a really hard time saying no. My dad said it was protect me when I gave them to him.

>>34048880
Not if the person I question has already admitted to forgiveness/returning to the person who abused them. Also, the abuser is ALREADY leaving bruises, this short into a relationship.

Taking away the keys is to protect her from herself. Many abuse victims dont realize the abuse when they're experiencing it. They rationalize it, or ignore it

>>34048660
Your family is doing they right thing, they sound like good people, I wish you luck
>>34048672
Don't get down on yourself, you seem like a good guy
Also, was your sister the girl in the picture with the black hoodie? She's cute

>>34049121
I've never posted a picture of her, I dunno who you're talking about.

>>34049276
Whoops, my bad
Original comment
>>34048969
I think it should help, and whatever you do, don't go back to her, you seem like a sweet girl and you don't deserve that

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>>34048362
Some client owes us around $10,000 and his work order has been sitting around longer than I have been employed. Keeps dodging my calls and each invoice we send him is a waste of paper. My dad didn't work today, so it's normal sibling act time with my sister. It's going alright.

Also, don't be so down on yourself, man. It's already hard seeing CC go through what she's going through.

Goddamn guys, I'm doing just fine, I'm literally the happiest I've ever been. Save your uplifting comments for CC.

>>34048969
And speaking of her, I didn't chime in because I'm a little late, but you really, really shouldn't stay with your girlfriend anymore. It's just not a good scene, I've seen her type before and I doubt she'll ever get much better. How about you just lay low for a while and chill with your sister, there's no reason to jump into anything quickly. Is the sister-route off the table for good now? I genuinely think that sounded good for you, even if you just keep it casual and familylike.

>>34049550
What's your job? That sounds like a lot of money being moved around

>>34042972
Have you considered not being a lesbian.

>>34049858
Rather not get too specific, but I'm just an office worker for a hauling company. Pretty comfy and I get my own little office to screw around in.

>>34050113
Do you keep figures in your office?

I keep a Dolan on my desk

>>34050113
Your own office? Sounds comfy as fuck
You have a good chair? I'm getting comfy as fuck

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>>34050145
I just keep a little Zaku on my desk. I got a nice surprise from my boss when he told me he builds model kits too, but he goes for military vehicles.

>>34050154
Just a nice mesh chair. Does the job of getting me through the week. Hope you stay comfy as fuck.

>>34044492
>>34044529
>>34044705
sorry senpai
i aint buying it but nice fiction

>>34050533
Hmmmmm I am comfy getting tired even
It's been a long week already, might take a nap

>>34048969
I'm very sorry that this has happened to you. Just carry on being a great person as you always have.

How are you feeling about the situation / future currently?
It's likely that you want to be left alone for a while, but do you know how your parents are going to deal with the situation?

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>>34050533
Say hi to Dolan. My little anal guy buddy

It's early, we already resorting to bumps? Anyone have updated? Bear, Pat, Hungry, Cuck girl?
I won't ask anything more from CC, she's a sweet girl who's had a rough time lately, she needs a break. Unless you want to talk, we're all ears, I feel so bad that bad things are happening to you

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No crisis's for the time being, Em said she was in the kitchen around dinnertime and didn't see anyone matching H's description. She gave me an appropriate amount of shit for the whole thing, but she doesn't actually seem too bothered and insists H won't figure anything out. How is this woman so optimistic.

Just a second ago she offhandedly said "I think it's time to wax tonight". Oh boy.

>>34051437
Offer to help, Brendan

>>34051599
Already tried, got a "fuck no" in response.

>>34051674
Try some BDSM shit and order her?

>>34051690
Not really into that, and if anyone's gonna be the dom in this relationship, it's her.

I was gonna try busting in in the middle of it just for fun, I know how to unlock the bathroom from the outside. Just gotta hope she doesn't toss hot wax at me.

Still waiting for IC to greentext...

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>tfw imouto's bf won't stop kissing her in front of you then giving you the smug

>>34051835
You'll have a shorter wait, waiting for Icyhot-chan to finish his story

>>34051835
Still waiting for WI to greentext...

>>34051878
Jerk off on her panties, and leave them on her bed

WORRIED IMOUTO!

GIVE US AN UPDATE!!!!!

>>34051750
Did you break in? If so, how'd it go?

>>34052357
Oh, she wasn't gonna do it immediately, she ate something and is just getting in the shower.

>>34051885
You know he confirmed he was fake right? Couple threads back he said he was dragging it along to eventually do a "everybody walk the dinosaur"

>>34052546
No shit? No, I missed that. Explains why he disappeared at least

>>34052546
Holy shit, that's fucking hilarious, Jesus Christ

>>34052546
>>34052683
>>34052837

that was the souls guy...

>>34052837
your selective memory is whats hilarious...

>>34052928
It's not selective memory, it's not memory at all, I'm relatively new to these threads

>>34052928
Was he X, too?

>>34052467
If anyone wants a play-by-play, she came out, microwaved a container of what I assume is wax, and went back to the bathroom.

Is she really supposed to just slather that on her pussy and rip it off with tape? That seems awful harsh for down there.

>>34053168
It's all worth it in the end, as you'll soon find out. Maybe don't burst in there, you might make her burn herself.

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>>34050783
Fucking adorable. I used to have a small Poogie plush on my desk, but I've lost it. His memory lives on in key chain form.

>Went out to the convenience store with my sister
>Dad joined us
>While on the drive, he brought up the age old question: When am I going to finally get a woman
>As he goes drones on about this, I could hear my sister failing at holding in her laughter
>Dad snapped at her to take this serious
>"You've done nothing but good for us, even going as far as to stay here with us until (Insert sis here) graduates."
>Said he'll try to put a word in for me to this one bank teller I went to high school with
>She's a qt, but I haven't been interested in anyone for a long time besides my sister
>I just wanted to go get some Mellow Yellow

Boring. Uneventful. Sorry about that.

>>34053235
How old is sister? Is she legal to lewd? When are you finally going to lewd her? Are you 100% sure she wants to be with you as a couple? What are your long-term plans about being with her? How do you think your parents are going to react when they find out?

>>34053421
Pretty sure she referred to herself as his girlfriend the other day, and "after she graduates" may imply not legal, but let's leave it at that so the mods don't shit their pants
Where's Cuck girl? Did she give up her dad peener chase?

>>34053168
tl;dr Ended up going in there after hearing her yelp and swear a few times, door wasn't even locked, watched her rip the last of the strips off, she's tearing up a little and red as fuck down there, she rubbed on some kind of moisturizer and had me carry her to the bed, now my naked sister is laying in bed eating ice cream with a bag of ice between her legs. Life's weird.

>>34053476
where the fuck are you that 16 year olds cant consent

>>34053926
It's probably easier to have someone else rip it off, than to willingly inflict pain on yourself repeatedly. Next time be a good nii-san and wax your imouto's pussy for her.

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>>34053421
>How old is sister?
17
>Is she legal to lewd?
In our state age wise? Yes, but then there is that whole brother and sister thing which is illegal here.
>When are you finally going to lewd her?
Fully? Maybe tomorrow, next week, next month, or next year. I don't know.
>Are you 100% sure she wants to be with you as a couple?
I'm sure. We had a big talk when I finally fessed up last month. I was going through a heavy slump for a few years when these feelings for her became more apparent with no signs of going away, and I came to find out she was in the same boat.
>What are your long-term plans about being with her?
I want her to graduate high school, that's the first thing. The university she's looking into is not far off from where I work, so if we continue this, I guess the next step would be to move in together.
>How do you think your parents are going to react when they find out?
I'm not holding out for a positive reaction. We really need to talk with each other how we'll handle this with our friends and family.

>>34054062
Can confirm. Harder to get the correct angle when waxing yourself. Also more painful

>>34053476
>Cuck girl
Well, I guess that's me, and I guess this is rock bottom eh? I get it, it's banter, but it's accurate and that's shitty
>>34053926
Yea, life's weird, but no one gets to chose much in life, you and your sister sound cute though. So she was trying to wax? Any particular reason?

I haven't posted in a while because we were watching the movie, which was actually really good, and got Taco Bell afterwards
We talked in the car for a bit, a apologized for making these last few days as difficult as they could be
And no, I haven't completely given up, it's just slowly settling in that this isn't going to happen, regardless of my feelings
I love him, but I think him and my mother will always love each other, 6 years and I've never heard either of them talk about relationships, though I wouldn't know too much about my mom since we don't talk too often, they started talking casually maybe 2 years ago and they always mention each other
They did this cute thing when my dad moved out, my dad's a Pats fan and my mom likes the Jets (they actually met because my mom used to brag that the Jets had a Superbowl, and when they were young the Pats had none), so we always had a mix things in the house, especially cups, my mom kept one of our Pats cups and my dad kept one of the Jets ones
I guess they're just meant to be, and as much as that hurts I think I'm gonna have to come to terms with that
Thanks again for being here, I can talk to my dad about some of this, but not the shit like the boxer smelling
Also, sorry to disappoint, I gave it a shot, I haven't given up yet, but it's probably not happening

>>34054062
>>34054588
I guess I'll insist harder next time.

She's doing fine now, I assume any lewd actions should be saved for tomorrow at the earliest.

>>34054649
Yeah, it's mostly my fault. Some of these guys got the idea of waxing in my head, I asked her about it and for some reason she was determined to make it happen even though I said she didn't need to.

>my dad's a Pats fan
I spent a good second wondering why the fuck you're showing my posts to your dad

>>34054649
Feel free to keep posting. I, for one, enjoy hearing from you

>>34054766
>I spent a good second wondering why the fuck you're showing my posts to your dad
It took me a second to get that, holy shit Pat, I'm trying to laugh quietly, but fucking hell
Don't get down on yourself about the waxing thing, but tell me how it feels compared to shaving, I'd like to know for future reference
>>34054772
Thanks, that's nice to hear

>>34054069
Hope it goes well for you two senpai :)

Imoutos are cute

>>34055224
Late, but better than nothing. and thanks for that, man. I'm hoping for the best as well and will try to be less of a Brendan.

>>34055904
Don't worry, Cuck girl is Brenda now

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>>34055946
Her name is Brenda? That's way better than hun

>>34030688
>pedo talk. Shits disgusting, I wish they'd fuck off back to Plebbit or Tumblrinaville with that shit

Oh, so are you better than me because you're not a pedo? You're a loser browsing /r9k/ just like me.

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>>34055904
>I'm hoping for the best as well and will try to be less of a Brendan.
Good luck with that.
Remember to be assertive.

>>34055946
>>34055991
Fuck you I'm not Brenda, I was assertive and made moves and tried
And my name is not actually Brenda, it's Laura
Don't fucking "hun" me, I'll take Cuck girl over either of those

>>34056136

I won't hun you Laura, calm the fuck down.

>>34056176
Sorry, I just hate that shit, it's so patronizing, that bitch was the same age as me. Like what the fuck made her think she was someone that could call me honey like she was a grown adult?

>>34056399
>Sorry, I just hate that shit, it's so patronizing, that bitch was the same age as me.

Your maturity says otherwise.

>Like what the fuck made her think she was someone that could call me honey like she was a grown adult?

Because you're a beta, lol

>>34030688
I stopped reading these a while ago. What was "the pedo talk"?

Movie nigjt with my family happened tonight. We haven't had one for a long time. We watched emporers new groove which is always great. My dad broke out my old nick name. My sister wants to sleep with me tonight which is cool. I'll tell you guys if anything crazy happens. I doubt much will though. I've just been doing a bunch of wall and ceiling staring.

>>34056517
>My sister wants to sleep with me tonight which is cool. I'll tell you guys if anything crazy happens.

Um, well here's your answer >>34056494

>>34056443
I just said not to "hun" me, I'm a pretty calm person, it just brought back an old memory
And I could say so myself, punching her in face was pretty alpha, I was cool for like 3 days after that

>>34056548
I don't get it, what is my answer?

>>34056566
>it just brought back an old memory

Like what?

>>34056581
>what is my answer?

Guy wants us to know that his sister is just sleeping with him tonight, he'll tell us if anything "crazy" happens. What do you think that means?

>>34056517
Out of curiosity, where does your father work? What does he expect you to do while you're there with him?

>>34056581
>>34056566
He's just a troll. Ignore him. We get them from time to time

>>34056635
ur so mad it's funny.

>>34056548
My sister's going to be 18 in like a week though :l

>>34056626
He's some sort of manager or something at a factory. I'm not sure exactly what he does. He used to do actual factory work himself. I know he gets paid more now.

I'll probably just sit around and do nothing. I'm okay with it I guess. It's not like I'm going to say no.

>>34056686
>My sister's going to be 18 in like a week though
How do we know that you're not lying, pedo.

>>34056686
Is this Lucy?

>>34056610
That's a bit light, anon.

>>34056700
Yes, check the tripcode.
>>34056686
Do you have a smartphone or something to play on while you're there? Also, ignore the troll and it'll leave eventually.

>>34056735
Yeah I'll be able to entertain myself. I'm just going to sitting around in an office. It will be fine, just boring.

>>34056735
>ignore the troll
poor wittle beta

>>34056808
If you want to talk to someone while you're stuck in the office, we'll be here for you. Be sure to get up and stretch out every half hour or so while you're there.

I'm gonna go to my dad's bed, try and get a good night sleep for the first time in a while
Don't expect anything spectacular, I'll try and see if I can get a funny story of him being groggy for the morning

>>34057215
Good luck Laura

Bumpage for bumpage about bump-su

Is friendly advice imouto still here? Has anyone emailed her for help?

>>34058791
yes, i'm here. no one has emailed me to my knowledge.

haven't posted today because i got here late, and all good advice had already been given.

My sister drooled in my hair. I'm just sitting in the bathroom I'm not sure if I want to go back to her room. I just feel really distant from everything. It's a weird feeling. I don't feel attached at all. It's like I became so excited about things turning around that now that it's obviously not I just don't know what to do. I think I might make a bath, it sounds really nice right now.

>>34059191
cuddle her close and make your dick's presence known against her back/chest.

>>34059243
I don't have a penis. I don't see how that would solve my problem if I did.

>>34059191
a bath would probably help you relax.
i got how you're feeling though. but in the first place, it's not like everything is going to change for the better just because you got a girlfriend.
you've realized you're a lesbian, you've found a place to rant without being (too harshly) judged, you tried to go the sister route. don't you feel like things have already "turned around", if only a bit?
things change because you make them change.
all you can do is grow from this experience. don't be too down, there's always tomorrow. you can always find a new girlfriend.
best of luck!

>>34059243
that's lucy, she's a female

>>34059277
Just keep moving forward. Take a week to relax. Don't worry about what did or might happen. Don't think about anything that will stress you out. Do what you think will make you happy. Listen to your favorite song, play your favorite game, ask your parents to make your favorite food for dinner. Try drawing something while you're at your dad's work. If you need someone to talk to, we'll always be here for you. Never forget that you have people that love you and care about you. We want you to be happy. Things will get better for you.

Final bump for me. This snow is getting deep

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>>34040525
>>34048223
Well, at the very least I know that someone in my own family genuinely cares for me. It's just that it's been a long time ever since I've last had any sort of deep connection with someone, even with my own blood and kin, so it's sort of a refreshing experience. I just hope that things would go out well for both of us

a morning bump
this an original bump

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Imoutos need love!

>>34061461
>>34061462
Great minds sure do think alike

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>>34061462

Headpat the imouto (or vice versa)!

>>34054069
>>34054069
>We had a big talk when I finally fessed up last month.

WHOA! you never told us this faggot!

post conversation to the best of your memory!

>>34054766
how is your hair situation?
are you shaved? does Em like hair/no hair?
ask her.

Also give her ass another tongue cleaning today

>>34057276
Like I said, nothing spectacular, but it was nice to catch up on sleep. Waking up next to him always feels really good
Sorry if I'm boring you all, I wish there was more going on to tell you
Him and my mom are going out tomorrow, so I guess that's the moment of truth right?

>>34062774
Literally stop posting about how you came to the conclusion that since no one wanted that you had to fuck your dad.

>>34063437
Stop being rude.
>>34062774
Any update you give is appreciated, ignore this faggot talking shit.

>>34063652
Nah, he's kind of right, I've got nothing going on really, I'm just clogging up the thread
I'll slow down my posts if any

>>34063718
Well if nothing else, just think of your updates as interesting bumps rather than clogging the thread.

>>34063803
I guess, threads pretty slow right now and when everyone goes to sleep I'm still up most nights
I'll keep to that then
Thanks anon

Used to enjoy these threads a lot until it became filled with roleplaying faggots
To anyone still unsure: NO ONE IN THIS THREAD HAS FUCKED THEIR SISTER

>>34064658
I'm knew to these threads, what did they used to look like? Just people hugging their sisters?

>>34064687
I imagine there has always been an element of fantasy to a lot of the stories here but they've fallen to a point now where they're mostly ridiculous.
They pretty much used to be discussions about peoples relationships with sisters, and short stories about what happened when they hugged them etc. As someone without a sister I enjoyed reading them, and there has always been a definite incest undertone but now the whole thread is just poorly written jerk off material.

>>34064780
There are some I just flat out don't believe, but I do believe CC, and I'm sad a believe her because she doesn't deserve what she was getting from that girl, she seems to have a nice family though

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>>34040124
Okay... I think I might need some brain-bleaching session on this one

>>34065515
Yea, I read that one, hoped it was a joke
If not, this is why people say not to touch kids, for all the pedos that say kids can consent

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I had an interesting encounter with my imouto the other day.

>Be 26, imouto is 23 as well as a single mom.
>We still ive with our parents because she can't afford her own place and take care of her son.
>And I'm just a fucking NEET.
>Mom and imouto are in the living room watching nephew.
>I'm reading through a new Cabelas catalog we got in the mail.
>Feel the urge to shit come upon me.
>"Hey, I'll be right back, gotta use the bathroom."
>Go into bathroom, feels warm and cozy because mom put a mini heater in there.
>Slide my pants down and assume the position.
>Ahhhhh~
>Instant relief.
>Decide to smoke while I'm in here, since I either have to go outside to smoke in the snowy weather or smoke in here, since mom doesn't want cigarette smoke around the baby.
>Hear the baby gate squeak outside the door.
>Probably mom going to fold some clothes as the laundry room is right outside the bathroom.
>Hear the bathroom doorknob jingle.
>About to say "I'm in here."
>Door opens.
>Imouto appears.
>I'm sitting there with a cig in one hand, with my semi-flaccid dick hanging out.
>Lock eyes.
>Her eyes glance at my crotch.
>"Uh, sorry!"
>She shuts the door and apologizes again from behind the door.
>I'm not really embarrassed though, at least I can die happy knowing one female has seem my dick.
>Decide to be cheeky.
>"Welcome to McDonanld's, how may I take your order?"
>Hear her burst out laughing, as she opens the baby gate again.
>Finish my cigarette and exit the bathroom.
>Mom and sis are laughing about the whole thing.
>Sis is red in the face.
>Decide to talk lewdly to my imouto.
>"Oh, don't worry. I'll walk in on you sometime this week as payback."
>Mom is laughing up a storm.
>Sis goes tsundere "Try it and I'll punch you in the dick."

I think she liked it though.

>>34066273
Sounds funny, innocent family experience, just an accident

>>34066305
True, but I have a sister fetish so I'm going to uses it as fap material for the next few weeks.
She did pop the lock to get in though, maybe I should peek on her pooping in a day or two hehe.

>>34066423
As a joke, right anon?

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>>34066474
A joke would be the official story, but I wouldn't pass up a chance to glace at her naked pussy and butt if it was available.
Seriously, I've had more-than-brotherly feelings about her since I was 16. 10 years of unrequited love is a heavy load to bear.

>>34066273
>Cabela
>No mention of a father
>Single mom
>Slowly creeping into incest territory
Ah the Midwest

>>34066683
>Cabela
What? I go hunting with my dad a lot
>No mention of a father
I have a dad, he and my mom have been happily married for 28 years.
>Single mom
My sister's naive and got taken advantage of by her ex husband (who is a shitlord).
>Slowly creeping into incest territory
>Slowly
There's no slow speed on the incest train my friend, only death or glory.
And for the record, I live east of the Missisippi river.

>>34064658
>NO ONE IN THIS THREAD HAS FUCKED THEIR SISTER
Don't be too sure about that...

Saving from the deep.
You had my bump inside your thread.
And i saved it like a NEET..

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My extremely cute imouto kissed me!

>>34068295
She's 3, anon.

>>34068295
will you be lewding in a say... 12years?

>>34069170
She's almost five

>>34069675
Only time will tell
oreimo

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Frankly, couldn't care less about the overall topic of these shitty rp threads, but it seems to be one of the few weeb threads alive now and I'm a little sister. Anyway, I'm studying abroad in Tokyo this Summer and just want general tips on how best to satisfy my weebness (Maid cafes, buying cheap merch, Comiket, etc.).

>>34070251
You won't get a serious answer from lurkers aside from people telling you to lewd your brother. The tripfags might be helpful though.

t. Thread regular

>>34070251
Approach every large black man and take him on every offer he gives.

>>34070251
Don't do any of that stuff unless you're with a friend that's been there before. You'll end up lost, broke, or kidnapped.

>>34070251
Fug your nii-nii

>>34070372
This, tourism alone isn't safe, especially if you're a presumably young girl in Japan

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>>34070333
Why does everyone assume older brother? Do older sisters not get love in these threads?
jk I have 1 older sis and 1 older bro anyway
>>34070372
Lost and broke I can understand, but kidnapped? Is there a high demand for tiny shitskin girls?

>>34070429
my cock demands you.

but tourism in japan has a big problem with cons of all kinds.
people will try and con you for anything.

>>34070429
the OP clearly says imoutos

>>34070482
>>34070408
>>34070372
I'll definitely be on guard, but I'm reluctant to disclose exactly how depraved I am with others in the program and have them come along, guess I'll just have to guage others power levels once there.
Also, how would one bring questionable doujin back to America?

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>>34070429
Go join /jp/ for Comiket. I heard they're a cool and crazy bunch. They have to be since they're nice enough to keep sharing any Tokyo Active NEETs stuff.

>>34070582
imotou= little sister, nothing about the gender of the older sibling

>>34070610
I've been lurking /jp/ comiket threads for quite a few years. Even though I would love to meetup with fellow autists (whether its /cgl/, /a/, /jp/, etc.) I get really nervous to actually do anything.
I chickened out at the last Otakon meetup, for example

>>34070585
Ya know what, I hear doujin all the time, I have no idea what it means, if it's something with laws, I might be able to help a little bit

>>34070585
>>34070585

IF you want some real advice go to /jp/
>>>/jp/
>>>/jp/

remember that /r9k/ is basically the home of NEETs that have barely been as far as the front door.

>>34070610
NIGGA RESPOND TO THIS!

>>34062207
>>34062207
>>34062207
>>34062207

>>34070685
Doujin= fan made comics, usually of the hentai kind. The thing is loli is kinda a sketchy topic in US, and I don't want to be accused of being a pedo

>>34070749
Put it in a fucking bag and don't show anyone, you don't need to sneak it

>>34070664
Stop being a pussy and join. I met with some /jp/ansies at last year's Anime Expo. I'm sure you're no more of a weirdo than anyone else.

>>34070721
Damn, calm down. I'll do it when I get back home.

>>34071325
>Brendan calling someone else a pussy

>>34071325
I actually bought a ticket for AX this year. Be honest, how many grills were there
Is pink shirt guy real?

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>>34071665
I only went with a few boobs I had on my Steam friend list, so no girls in my group. There was one cool Latino though.

>>34071495
I stand by what I say.

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>Be working again
>H: So I went to that restaurant, was your girlfriend that small girl in the back? How old is she?
>fuc
>Suddenly I have an idea
>P: Oh, that was probably my sister, she works there too
>H: Oooh, gotcha. You should've told me, what's her name?
>P: Emma
>H: And what's your girlfriend's name?
>P: ...P-Paula
>There was less spaghetti in the pasta aisle at that moment
>H: Gotcha. It won't be weird if I go say hi right?
>P: Sure, I guess not

I think I made the situation worse.

>>34055054
I haven't gotten a good look yet, let alone felt anything down there, but what I saw looked smooth as fuck.

>>34062415
I'm kinda hairy I guess. Em doesn't seem to care, one time she said I should shave my chest but she never brought it up again.

Okay.

>>34072416
Well at least he's not gonna think your gf and your sister are the same person

>>34072416
pat, u dumb

>>34072416
When she can't find a Paula, just apologize and admit you made up having a girlfriend.

>>34072595
Dammit you're fucking right, but that's gonna be embarrassing as shit. Fuck me.

>>34072553
He's not dumb, he's dug him self a hole
>That's my sister, she works there too
Smooth

Speaking of smooth, I'll be waiting for that update when you find out more

>>34072735
You should wax your butthole so it's not as messy when Em pegs you.

Did you guys know that they have earplug dispensers in factories? I feel like I went on a field trip. There were so many just huge machines. There were also a bunch of big manly men, it was definitely an environment I wasn't familiar with, they were nice to me though.

I also did a lot of sleeping. My dad had an air mattress which I guess I figured out where he sleeps when he needs to stay overnight during emergencies.

>>34073083
I'd rather my imouto stay away from my anus, thanks.

>>34073094
Did you have fun? Did you wander around or just stay in one spot?

>>34073094
I didn't know about that actually.
Did they have canteens and stuff like that?