Brother, I left some oats here earlier, have you seen them?

>>33881464
No, brother, I have not. Perhaps you misplaced them?

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Brothers, you don't need those oats.
Look at yourself you have become grotesque

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Brother, we must make the journey. Who shall join me?

Bumping for interesting thread

Now THIS is a thread.

Original.

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>>33882141
May I join you.
I may not be your brother.
But I seek also these oats you crave

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Brothers of swine and cattle, I have returned from a harsh winter to find no oats within my forest. May I inquire about condition of your granery thresholds?

Oh thank god its this thread I was begining to spiral into an oats withdrawal my brothers

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>>33881464
I remember when I saw my first exaggerated Georgian farm animal portrait in the Osborne Internet Linked Encyclopedia of World History.
I didn't get a boner, but these and youtube videos is why I like fat chicks.

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>>33881464
>>33882419
Brothers, the oat journey is long and hard.
Those of low constitution better not partake of it.

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>>33882459
I have no oats to spare..
I have enough mouths to feed..
you have to search for truffels or roots in the forest.

bump for more oats brother

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>>33882595
I am ready for our journey.
Lead the way brothers

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Dear master, do you possess the oats my brethren desire?

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>>33882676
You have been forewarned.
Our three horned brother will lead us to the oat bounty, its price yet unknown.

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>>33882459
Brother, you have become savage. A boar cannot be welcome to share our oats, no matter how plentiful.

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>>33882754
Step aside brother!
that beet is mine!

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>>33882782
The boar paid the price for his oats.

Will you?

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>>33882676
>>33882595
It is not within my reach to find enough oats in these times for you wretched beasts, there will be no "journey" for you foolish livestock.

and that is the last it shall be mentioned, thine have been warned!

These threads are unironically more enjoyable than most /r9k/ thread today.

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Here are your fucking oats

>>33882865
agree with you anon
take this oats.png you swines

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>>33882808
We have voted and the beet is ours.
Step down or feel the consequences...

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>>33882868
o-oats...thank you brother

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>>33882840
Your reign is over, gajin.
We will travel far and eat the oats of superior cultures.

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>>33882902
Scoundrels! you are no match for my friend here.
Step away from the beet.

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>>33882888
I have seen and confirmed your trips brother.

>>33882780
Lead the way already.
The farmer is getting suspicious

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>>33883003
thank you for recognizing my trips brother

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ihWOLkr8K0

BROTHER I DEMAND, BY THE LORDS HOLIEST OF WARNINGS, THAT YOU BEQUEATH OATS ONTO MY POSSESSION.

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>>33883119
I have some oats in here brother
take em

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>>33883119
Do not shout at your brother!
You should not have eaten your oats so rapidly!!

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>>33883040
>>33882840
>>33882676

FOOLS, THE FEAST OF OATS HAS STARTED. THE PRICE OF YOUR GLUTTONY WAS FORETOLD

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>>33883388
Those digits ...
I cannot best them..
You win..

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I don't get why this is so funny?

Absurdism taken to the extreme?

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Oats, brothermen? I desire a few oats? I am a pig and I will eat oat?

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It didn't have to be this way, brother. If only you had handed over the oats...

what the fuck is this shit
why you roleplaying as fat pigs
are oats a codeword for drugs?

>>33884322
Go away, fox news

i dont understand this meme please help me

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>>33884241
Please no brother..
You had an even share of oats..
Don't be such an excellent gourmand ..

>>33884343
True memes are felt, not understood.

>>33884241
No, John... you are the oats!

>>33884343
The pig wants oats.

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>>33881464
>This 10/10 thread

>>33882868
Im affraid we require more oats to survive brother, however your providence is appreciated my beloved brother

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RuFukiIxJc
Thread theme

Anyone has the rule 34 of this?

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>>33881464
I love it, it just makes sense.

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I have liquidized oats in this injector, however only humans can enjoy these oats.

I actually am not a big fan of oats

>>33883941

this is legit the hardest I've laughed in a long time, what is wrong with me?

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Brother, let me tell you something. Many a day I have lumbered here by this fence and looked at this world. These fences which border this small plot of mud seem to be the edges of the Earth. But I have gazed many beyond the fence. I have watched the hills of green and the tall, slim, terrifying figures who lurk and haunt the strange barn on the far side of the hill, who appear as spectres as the sun rises at the break of day and refill the Oats, and float away without a word. Often I wonder why we are not like them, why we cannot give ourselves the oats, why we are limited and chained down by the girth of our bodies and the uselessness of our hooves. And indeed for many years this sad truth, that forever we would be trapped in this shallow frame , alone, and without purpose or direction, banished forever to wallow in our own filth, this depressed me. But yesterday I realized something. Who are we to be ungrateful for existence in the first place? Who are we to say that this life is not good enough? Instead of oblivion we have the warmth of the sun and the coolness of soil. We have fair conversations and a good night's sleep. Who am I to say that these simple comforts are no better than death? Should we not smile like the sun and bask in our happiness as the sunlight warms the soil without question or thank. So brother, let us share oats and smile and frolick as much as our girth might let us. Let us see this pen not as a prison or a hell but as a palace in which we might enjoy the best our existence has to offer. Give me some oats brother, and let us dine together. I love you.... my own flesh and blood, my brother.

> ifunny

REEEEEE

This meme is gaining traction, but are the normies ready for it?

>>33885040
We poison their oats. That will deal with the normie question!

They dare not touch our oats ever again.

Only pure, non-poisoned, aryan oats for all brothers in this realm of r9k.

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>>33885010
no, these are my last oats.

>>33885010
This is amazing, did you make this just for the thread?
>tfw you will never be able to write this well

Thanks to this stupid meme I have 50 images of strange shaped pigs on my hard drive. I'm obsessed

>>33885349
Brother, you have transcended beyond the oats.

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>>33884929
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

Only oat lovers are allowed in these lands.

we need to spread this meme desu, this is pure gold

>>33885010
Animal Farm tier

I always get banned after three sissy gay posts, yet this shit being slammed 24/7 is somehow okay.
Methinks mods are endorsing it.

Wait, if you search brother may I have some oats in Google, it auto completes it

There are also pics of the pigs in Google images
Where did this meme come from?

>>33881464
All of the oats are in my gullet, brother, I have eaten the oats.

>>33885492
Stop thinking about it and just post it, don't you want to be in the freshest memes?

>>33885288

i saw it in another thread yesterday
its new pasta

>>33885010
You changed it a bit and it's still fantastic, gr8 stuff.

>>33885288
>he thinks this nonsense written in 2 minutes is genius

Gee, you must be barely sentient.

>>33885730
Not him but it's pretty good.

>>33885748
I don't want the illiterate replying to me. Fuck off.

>>33885779
Too bad, I'm replying to your post a second time and there's nothing you can do about it.

wow this meme is so fresh i can feel the dank steaming off it

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oh brother yes, please give me more oats

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>>33884980
Youre not alone kiddo

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Brothers, I have a modest ration of oats to share with one and all, for I have eaten my fill for this day. A generous oasis awaits as well within my keep, my brothers. Partake.

Are pigs supposed to be that fat?

>>33885846
Kek
I liek it very nice

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>>33885010
incredible, absolutely incredible

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Brothers, why must we wait for our oats to be filled, or partake in a dangerous journey into the unknown reaches of the world in order to find the oats of which we seek. Brothers, I say to you, when we can simply harvest the oats ourselves? We do the work anyway, but let us live for us, and we shall have all the glory of our oats! Brothers, no Comrades, let us rise up against the farmer and dine! All animals are equal, my comrades.

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You're at the farm and this guy comes up and slaps your oats, what do you do?

>>33886210
Thank you my brother

original oats

>>33886325
this pic is fucking disturbing

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASDoiX45jMk

>ftw no oats
why even live

>>33886599
Oh this sucked

You may steal my oats brother, but you will never make an oatmeal

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>>33884241
Brother, you materialistic buffoon of a pig. Do you not realize what happens when you give into desire as such? You will eat my oats, but I ask you what happens next? What happens when yet again you are left without your oats, brother. What happens when you are all alone?

>>33885010
Can someone with a great story telling voice please make a youtube video narrating this?

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my dear brother, i can't find the oats you left anymore...say a word to me as i am really weak

>>33886980
I have plenty of time and a mic. Give me about an hour or so and i'll have a video uploaded to youtube

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>>33887112
Please brother, please deliver

>>33887225
It'll take some time brother, hopefully, the thread will still be up when im finished. if not, then i'll create another thread; with plenty of oats to go around for everyone

someone shop the pig onto Ted Cruz when he's doing that power walk caption
>THE OATS BROTHER, HAND THEM OVER

>>33885846
`Fuck off, you're ruining it
originalloo

>>33886599
Retarded shit, ruins the feeling of the meme, lurk more cancerous Redditor

>>33885464
Because this is original
Unlike your gay faggotry which you can keep on /v/

>>33887349
stop ruining everyone's fun you fucking faggot
this is why nobody likes you irl

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I care not for oats, yet we could share some hay if you mind?

>>33885846
MORE OATS BROTHER. I HUNGER.

>>33887423
Fuck off Reddit fag
>hehe lee frog KEK let's put some other Reddit memes into this new content to make it relatable

>>33887484
Yeah nobody cares faggot fuck off

>>33887499
You fuck off with your shit content
>>/reddit/

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BROTHERS, WHERE HAVE YOU PLACE MY SPECIAL OATS! I DEMAND TO KNOW IMMEDIATELY, OR ELSE MY TROTTER IS ENTERING SOMEONE'S ANUS VERY SOON.

>>33886980

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gI4e4ycGqE

r8 my attempt m8s, too over dramatic?

>>33886599
Do not fuck this meme up please. This is one of the few good ones we have left.

>>33886599
dumb normie, you do not get this at all

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>>33882612
Roots.. Truffels.. Indeed rare and delectable favourites, alas, for a swine with nary an experience in the realm of fungi you may transcend this reality in a wrong munch of grond spores. I myself am only just returning from such a perilious plane. Strictly oats for now brothers.. While they last..

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I don't understand this meme. In return, please have this meme from a far away land that will confuse you

>>33889046
Reddit you mean?

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I don't know why, but this thread makes me feel comfy

>>33887655
look at you brother

you have become consumed by the oats, twisted, grotesque

even sad pigs look happy for some reason, I think it's their cute faces. Are animals capable of depression? like could a dog get depressed

>>33881464
Last night I had a nightmare where a pig tried to bite me. I am sure this thread has something to do with this

>>33885010
This is now a copypasta

>>33889390
Animals have been known to commit suicide so yes

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I had to enquire your oats my force brother.My hunger was too substantial

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well brother it would appear that you have acquired the desired oats. can you let me know if that was in fact a part of your grand scheme?

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>>33890222
indeed, brother!

>>33890222
NO! YOU WILL NOT SQUANDER THIS HEARTY MEME WITH SUCH TOMFOOLERY

>>33890236
if it's done right it can work

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>>33882461
this tbqh with you family and friends

>>33885419
>>33885846
>>33886325
>>33886599
>>33890222
>>33890232

please stop ruining the joke

This meme made me look for oats in the supermarket, but they had none

>>33887225
>>33886980
Ok, I just finished the video. The last step I need to do now is to upload it to my Youtube account

>>33890359
>i take my memes very seriously
please stop being a whiny autistic bitch

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>>33884241
It doesn't have to end this way, brother.

>>33890341
stop
this is a pure meme

>>33885779
I'm a third guy and I think it's just wonderful.

>>33890439
hah a epic bro xD

>/r9k/ starts making good content for the first time in months
>autists ruin it by combining the new content with predictable stale memes like pepe, bane and kek

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This is my original comment you fucking robot.

>>33882504
link for them videos perchance brother?

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This is the only meme where you need an English degree to participate...that rules me out then so I'll go back to posting my pepes.

>>33890572
do you not understand how memes work new friendo? they have their original set of jokes and then eventually they get mashed up with everything
See: every meme ever. Bitching about it makes you the autist

>>33890602
What? English degree? Are you joking?

>>33890609
>they have their original set of jokes and then eventually they get mashed up with everything
and thus watering down the original joke. I actually enjoyed the first part of this thread before Redditors started barfing up the same old stale shit again

http://vocaroo.com/i/s185om6KgNaA

>>33883388
These quaddubs will be the end of me good sir, I bow to your superior knowledge of oat related activities.

>>33890634
Everyone is talking in old English which I can't understand, its too complicated for me.

This is the most fascinating birth of a meme I have seen

>>33890641
your voice fits perfectly. Make it yours before it is too late

>>33890429
No, you're just not funny.

>>33890693
Which one should I do next?

>>33890733
This would be the best one >>33885010

>>33890733
or this brother >>33887945

>>33890765
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QR0MQFWUdH

just completed and uploaded my video; enjoy the plentiful oats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltqG6Zkp42Y&feature=youtu.be

>>33890878
Yes more of this, I want this to become accessible to normies to see what they make of it

>>33890902
but with a text to speech voice would be better

>>33890859
Thank you, this is what the pigs sound like in my mind

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>tfw redditors fuck up a comfy new meme and try to mix it with all their shitty cut and paste memes because they have no understanding of original humor or soul
may we never have respite from the plague that is normies? is our struggle unending?
>>33890902
please no, they'll get their hands on it eventually, they always do, let us enjoy it for now

I dont understand these threads
I dont get the motive or meme if any

I dont care but I like them. Keep them unique OP. The tfw no Filipino gf threads have and always will be shit.

>>33890902
Text to speech lacks emotion. A meme, yes brother. But a voice can still resonate with the beings that walk outside our pen. Maybe so they can hear us, and understand that we too require oats.

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>>33881464
ok here take a single oat,

>>33890679
lmao oiyfghjk

Reminder this meme is from Tumblr/Twitter/Normiesphere.

I appreciate you guys trying to vocaroo this, but please, it's only meant to be read by an english accent like >>33890641 this guys. No offense tho, just oats.

>>33890953
>tfw shit mic. Sorry for the audio quality

>>33885010
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XMQSxYTXMd
Sadly, I can't do anything about the intermittent buzzing. I tried. I hope the oats are remembered forever.

>>33890976
this. It just doesn't work with the other beta voices in the thread

>>33890859

This is awesome, thanks.

>>33890976
I think received pronunciation English would be more fitting personally, something like a BBC News presenter or British airport announcer

>>33890975
Receipts bitch

>>33890975
proof?
oreegenal

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OATS FROM THE 9TH DIMENSION BROTHER

Who is the artist? Guy who did british vocaroo here, about type up my own pasta.

>>33891065
look up 'brother, may I have some oats'

To be honest it has acquired something more from being shared here though

>>33891138
This worries me, I like it.

>>33890969
>when the shitty meme-forcers try to catch their trash meme on in a successful meme thread

>>33891157
4chan and tumblr have more overlap than either would like to admit

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Plenty of oats for everyone, only 2 pounds a KG

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>>33891176
LIES, ORIGINAL LIES

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No too on topic but I'm just fascinated by this. Just out from nowhere, from this simple pic, an actual meme can be born, while forced memes like >>33890969 will never catch on. What can be a meme and what cannot? Who and what decides this? It's just something you cannot really explain even scientifically. That's why robots will never truly be humans. Robots won't ever get and will able to create memes.

Don't you feel obligated to return a favour after all the fun you've had thanks to MY harvest?

>>33891191
tumblr is basically an edgier, more rabidly leftist version of reddit

>>33890702
says the humorless cunt. take your meds and fuck off back to whatever shit hole you came from

>>33891330
The only one who thinks you are funny is you

>>33891342
says (You)
kill yourself

>>33890637
>everyone having a good time oatposting
>austimal comes screeching into the thread
>"REEEEEEEE STOP HAVING FUN DO IT THE WAY I WANT"
stop shitting up the thread at any time

>>33891397
I concur. Let's have some more wholesome oatposting, brothers.

>>33881464
MY OATS, MY OATS!

MY KINGDOM FOR AN OAT!

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Brother! Why must we crave for such worldly desires? Why must we let such filth tarnish our spirit? Oh! dear brother hear the voice of mineself for I tell you that we must deny the oats for it's unpure nature shall lead us the damnation! If thou preserves thine life, heed my words now and deny the oats once and for all!

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>>33891264
what becomes a meme? the non stop spamming, thats how memes are born, work . Also i didnt even make simon i just keep spamming because it annoys some people

reminder that a disere for oats is a slow and insidious killer

>>33891456
But it won't become a meme. Like thos alternate trollfaces and such. There's something else which I can't really grasp.

This meme shall remain pure, brother. Do not mix it.

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>>33891490
as long as im breathing i will be posting simons. Forever

Where do you keep getting these images of nicely painted pigs?

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I recall my first bram

Oats are all I see. It is in the soft glow of the afternoon sunset that my longing is aroused, a longing for oats. For oats are that which keeps me alive, oats are my one true love, oats are my milk and honey. I am oats and oats are me therefore I am...OATS. Oh oats please come to me I lust for thee and yet oats will not be so I snort here in misery. Oats please if you will, grant me one plentiful last meal and to those oatless and numb I say to thee, the oats are yet to come.

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Brothers, you may want oats, but neglect to see what these oats have done to you. You are too busy focusing on looking for oats, asking others for oats when you could've acquired them yourself through effort. But I digress. What you fail to see, my brothers, is that oats are a specter in the mind. Distracting you from you can truly obtain in order to achieve happiness and fulfilling into your own hooves. The idea of only acquiring oats and nothing else have clouded your vision. A spook that exists to only prevent you from seeing the finer things that are far ahead of you. Pleasure that you could be grasping, and indulging, exceeding your crippling self defined place. When you see something, you should grasp it. Instead of asking for oats, why not just take it. Dear brother.

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>>33891437
Brother, I'm sorry, but that is impossible. Oats are the one thing keeping me alive, the one thing that nurtures not only my frail body, but my soul also. It keeps me waking up with hope in my heart, a hope for brighter tomorrows with our troughs blessed full of tasty nutritious oats.

>>33891456
No, you have it backwards, brother.
A true meme will speard itseld by definition. It will duplicate it the minds of our brothers and they will gladly share it vastly, giving it new life each time.
A forced meme is nothing but spam and thus has no staying power. When you are gone, it will be gone with you.

>>33891621
just like oats?

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>>33891505
>purity
>Do not mix
>meme mixing
I hope the idea of being against meme mixing becomes a meme in itself.

>>33891593

Fucking spookposters I swear.

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>>33891342
I think he's funny.

>muh original comment

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Father can you tell us another story about oats, it would be such a delight

>>33890902
>>33890926
subtitles have been added. took a fuck ton of time but it's there

>>33890859
I really enjoyed this, anon.

Do pigs even like oats?

>>33891798
They'll eat anything, so yeah

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>>33891640
oat and simons are the 2 hottest memes of 2017

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>>33891599
Don't be fooled by thine hunger dear brother for you will surely die. Hear me now for i tell you that the oats are a mere distraction, blinding you from the misery in which you are in this moment. Those who regurgitate in the oats and wallow in the cesspoll of filth that is the farm shall die in it! We must abandon our worldy desires, else we will perish by the hands of those who feed us the oats!

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>>33891621
isn't Stanley a successful forced meme?

My starvation has become quite severe. In order to satiate myself, I must consume thyne oats

>>33883941
The person who originally made this must've been so assmad that someone didn't laugh at their shit joke

>weeks from now
>no one remembers the origin of this
>no one remembers this thread that popularized it
>KYM will have a page on it saying it was made up years ago by /r/thememez or something
>this will be all over Facebook meme pages
>he only remnant of this meme will be the pig addressing his brother, otherwise everything else will be a mash up of shit memes
>/r9k/ will try to hold onto it
>meme fades into obscurity within a few months after stardom

The worst part is this isn't even a meme

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>>33891896
but simon is a meme, remember this

>>33891896
it's not even like it was ruined by "m-muh normies reeee" that are usually on r9k, the timing shows it's actual normies who got off work or class and fucked it up for us.

>>33891896
This wasn't the first thread, newfag

>>33891896
lmao who cares nerd go outside or cry more jesus christ

>>33891896
>>KYM will have a page on it saying it was made up years ago by /r/thememez or something
It was actually made by some guy on Twitter in October.

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>>33891896
>>no one remembers this thread that popularized it
>implying this was the first thread

Triggered.

>>33892037
It will probably give some sort of meaning behind it which just came out of the ether

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What are we without our oats?

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>>33891748
Oats are high in fiber (10 to 15 per cent) and are too bulky to constitute a major portion of the diet for most of our brethren, especially for young, growing pigs like you. The average energy value of oats is given as 80 per cent of the energy value of corn. The feeding value can vary considerably depending on amount fed, and on quality and test weight of the oats. Oats have their highest replacement value when fed at low levels in the diet. Heavy oats of good quality can be used in the diet at higher levels than light oats.

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i truly am feeling famished brother. say, would you be kind enough to grace me with a portion of those oats of yours?

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>>33891748

Yes my children, gather around now. There was once a time more bountiful than this. A time before the privation ensued by the harsh winter. Your mother and I would roll around in oats to our heart's content. Oh my dear children if you could see the oats stacked higher than the tallest fences. Your mother would sometimes hide in them and pop out at me when I went to eat some myself. We'd both have a hearty laugh and dine till our bellies bloated. Now in these dark times the oats are scarce, reminiscing on our better days almost brings me to tears. But alas my children, we must all stay strong and face our poverty with determination and diligence. For I believe there will once again be a day where the oats pile high and one may eat until they cannot eat anymore. I know you long for this day my children and I assure you it will come. Patience is the only key.

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Can you still hear me brother?

The oats have abandoned us.

We have been left behind.

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Oh brother where oat thou?

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>>33892185
Do not fear brother, for the realm we enter past current life does not require these treacherous oats. Follow my lead and transcend beyond your longing for chiefly cultivated cereal plants.

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we must seize the means of productions

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>>33892276
I tried to warn you brother, but you were too naive to listen, may you perish now, for the good days of oats are forever gone.

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The frothing hunger in my stomach hath not been quenched, Brother.
For many a night I wonder, "Where art Thou, my sweet Oats". And it hath cometh to me whence i dreamt.
It spills onto and coils 'round me, but nay, 'tis not a pestilence.
'Tis a testimony for in our yearn for Oats, is the desire for Sin.
To gorge on the Oats is to dine on the fruits of Eden.
To partake in such a gluttonous act, i can no longer.
For I have seen him. He who forges the Oats!
Alas! My eyes do not deceive!
The carer of the Oats is but the farmer!
Lo and behold, He is but a Man!
What nonsense that the carrier is corporeal!
Yea, 'tis provokes thee.
But least we must not forget, it is Man who brings the Oats!
Woe is me Brother!
We cannot disseminate the Oats because of this Man!
To provoke the carrier is to relinquish what little Oats be spared to Us!
I am lost Brother.
For to seize the Oats is to risk forsaking Ourselves and the Oats.
What needeth to be done?
Must we risk cosigning ourselves for the Oats?
Alas my Brother, we may never taste liberty, for the Oats haunt Us.

>>33892409

holy shit it actually keeps getting better good on you anon

>>33892409
this is better than any tendies post

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Behold! Oh, foolish brethren! For this is the fate of those who so strongly crave the oats! Let this image burn into your memory for the good days of oats are coming to an end! And when the day comes, those who have given their lives to the oats will bitterly regret their sinful day, and there will be nothing but cries and mourning, but thine cries shall not be answered, for when the day comes it will surely be your last.

>>33892409

im stealing this for future use sorry anon its too good

>>33892587
deeleet this bro

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>>33892587
The horros! The sorrow! Oh my brother, how can I avoid such a horrid fate?! How can I ever defeat my craving for oats, 'Tis seems but an impossible feat for a such weak old boar such as myself.

>>33892613
Thats why they call it copypasta bruv
May this content, so original in nature, live on in infamy

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Oh brother, why hath you abandoned me in my time of need? After so many years of admiring you, loving you, worshipping you. But in the end, is there no reward? Was all my life done in vain? I only desired oats, a measly foodstuff, hardly greedy, hardly selfish. I gave you portions of oats when you were hungry or sad or angry at the world. I felt your emotions too, I could feel the pain you felt and wished to ease it. When you thanked me I felt lighter, like the weight of my grotesque figure had been lifted for just a moment and my dull animalistic eyes would brighten with happiness just from your simple words of gratitude. For all these years of my life I believed we held an inseparable bond. I believed when I had loved you that you loved me back with all your heart. Is that not what brothers ought to do? Why must I be cursed with this love for you and a desire for oats. Even now, I cannot stop loving you and I cannot stop my hunger for the oats. But that hunger, that unfathomable and unfulfillable hunger, will be with me forever. The hunger will loom over me and consume me for all the years of my life. That is the future you have forced me to resign to brother, but I do not hate you, I do not blame you. I could never hate you, my brother, who I have loved for all my life. I understand that what you did was beyond your control. Want overflowed within you and took control. Now you have become a lifeless husk with an unending desire for oats. I could never end it, brother. I will never have the strength to strike you down and take my rightful oats because I have loved you far too much. I can only beg from here into your now deafened ears. You have been blinded by a lust for oats, brother. I will pray that you will see again one day. When that day comes, I will forgive you brother, no matter how long you shall forsake me to this ruining hunger for oats. I will ask once again, no matter how futile it is I will always ask of you: May I have some oats, brother?

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>>33892672
I'm afraid it's too late brother...

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>>33887687
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gI4e4ycGqE
>mfw played this at the same time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AWIqXzvX-U

>>33892830
Sweet jesus christ, man!!!

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>>33892830
My brother thou art not, for I do not recognize thee. If thou seekest mine oats, thine desire shall be requited not.

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>swine comes into the surgery
>requests oats for he is starving
>dont have enough oats for the both us
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

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>>33893084
Brother! Please, I beg of you! See me with your eyes. Do you not see the face of your beloved brother who has always been by your side? Listen to my words, my plea! Don't you remember the days we spent frolicking in the mud and eating our oats together as companions? Don't you remember when he huddled for warmth in the cold, harsh winters? Don't you remember when I shared my oats with you? Don't you remember when I comforted you? Don't you remember the love I showered you with every day, every week, every month and every year of our shared lives? How could you forget me brother? Have you really doomed me to this meaningless existence, so vapid and empty? Is there truly no remorse left in you? I ask you, please, remember just one thing at least. It could be anything, it could be the most meaningless moment of your life, but so long as it is a memory of the time when we were once brothers I would feel a great relief. Could you do that at least? I do not require oats anymore, you may have all the oats you want for the rest of your life and I will happily starve to death in my dark corner, so long as you remember anything. Please brother, how many times must I ask you with no result? Do you wish me to waste my life away? Did you never love me at all brother? Did you despise me so much that you wished to imprison me to this hellish, inescapable reality? Grant me mercy brother, and tell me. Why have you done this? Was it really just the oats? Or was it something deeper, more vile and more cruel, something worse than gluttony and greed? What was it, brother, that tore you away from me?

>>33892830
>>33893401

this is fucking dank

>>33887655
Oats have turned your mind brother, tainted your words. You shall not partake in my oats, I have none to spare, not for your likes.

>>33893401
>see me with your eyes
lost it right then and there

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>>33893401
Oh dear brother, the oats have gotten the best of me, such lust have consumed and corrupted so drastically that i'm afraid i cannot see things for what they are anymore, i am helpless my dear brother, the oats taste as bitter as the blood in my mouth, if thou still loves me, heed my words, stay away for the oats, for they will surely rot your soul away. Farewell my dear brother.

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Oh, brothers, I was about to venture to the doctor hoping that he would help my stomachache for oats, but alas! Brothers, head my warning: The doctor is not to be trusted!
>>33893249

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>>33882782
I am a boar. Hath not a boar eyes? Hath not a boar hooves, ears, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same oats, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, killed by the same farmer, warm'd and cool'd by the same winter and summer, as a pig is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not squeal? If the oats be poisened, do we not die? And if you do not share in the oats, do we not starve? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that.

>>33892037
>actually
Not the point reto, the point is they won't know either
>>33891999
I basically said that

>>33893600
>>33893367
This so-called doctor is nothing but a ruse, brothers! No, he is more than so; he is a fiend! Stay away from him, brothers, lest you suffer a fate worse than longing for oats.

>>33893654
You sound like a huge faggot, completely unoriginal too

>>3389365
>he gets this worked up about his robot pig brother memes
Fuck off cunt

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Brothers, lend thine ears, my torment speaks! I have gazed upon the gluttony of the few and have seen six moons since last indulgence of my own. Wicked, that those of wealth seek not
to thank their elders by way of provision, instead turning blind, boastful eyes to their riches. Pray do tell from which the strength they use to guard their wealth was born? Through divinity? I think not. They have turned their backs on the hooves that built their impressive girths. I ask not of the heavens from thee, I ask only that you spare some oats. What say you, brothers?

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>>33893737
Nay! the oats are mine!

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>>33893624
Boars are vile creatures and savage in nature, thine kind partake in profane and worldly activities in the forest beyond the wooden fence, thine costumes are a offence to our good and honorable way of life, leave now and trouble us no further you vile creature.

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>9/10 pig
>still no oats

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>>33893590
Oh brother, I will always remember you. I do not hold a grudge for what you have done, and I will see to it that your sins are forgiven by God.
I will assuredly heed your advice, dear brother. Rest in piece.

https://youtu.be/ihx5LCF1yJY

for the love of god include me in the fucking screencap

Besides school shooters, this is the best thing /r9k/ ever produced i swear, im fucking mesmerized by this pig shit, is so beautifull

>>33886861

I will take my oatmeal and accidentally drop them into the pool

B-brother... I--

I.. I accidentally defecated on the oats.

Will you ever be able to forgive me?

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>>33893737
Is gluttony not a sin that calls to heaven for vengeance? They indulge in their desires, overcome by avarice they abandon those who came before, and those who will come after, to their greed. The misers that they are, they will horde the oats in their abode, while we starve in our modest hamlet. Let us not rest idle while those who have betrayed us live like the richest chieftains among the tribe, for as you asked: Is their authority divine? I say to thee, do not beg, but rise up, brother. For that is the only means to gain the oats, which we not only desire, but deserve.

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Who wants oats?
First come first serve

When, in disgrace with fortune and boar's eyes,
I all alone betweep my outcast state,
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries,
And look upon myself and curse my fate
Wishing me like to one more rich in oat
Featured like him, like him with a morning feast
Desiring this pig's girth and that pig's coat
With what I most enjoy contented least;
Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
Haply I think on thee, and then my state,
(like to the lark at break of day arising
From sullen earth) sings hymns at heavens gate

For thy sweet love remembered such oats brings,
That then I scorn to change my state with kings.

-- Sonnet 29, William Oatsspeare

>>33881464
Is it weird that I always read these in a hulk hogan voice in my head?

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>>33894052
These taste not of oats.

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>>33893816
I shall impale you with my horns, for you have betrayed your distant cousin. Fie be on God and his laws prohibiting the slaying of kin, for in your heart you have already murdered me. I shall have my oats brother.

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Brothers!

The humans have blessed me with some black paint and mysterious symbols. They also gave me lots of oats.

I think things will be well for us all. Accept the mark, accept the oats. We shall all finally have our oats, brethren.

This is the best thread on 4chains currently

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Brothers, must we fight this man for his large stash of oats?

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Oh heavens! Oh dear Lord! Such misery! Can't thou not see, oh dear brethren?! The oats our damnation! Open thine eyes and see! Brothers turning against each other as our children perish, begging for oats! I beg of thee brethren, let us abandon the oats, for surely there must be something far better then such misery!

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What are oats? If we do not desire oats, will oats still be oats? Oats are called oats because we thought good to call it oats in order to distinguish it from other produces of nature, for we know oats are good. But what if oats were never eaten in history? Would there be a need to call oats oats? Would there even be a need to consider oats as a thing? For us, oats would therefore be nothing but another plant around us for which no attention is ever paid.

Only what we seen as valuable is existent to us.
Oats only have value for we eat them.
But if we did not eat oats, there would be non-existent to us.

Thus if it is non-existent, what would we eat instead of oats? For oats truly is unique since it is oats and nothing else.

>>33881464
Who drew these pics, anyway?

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Brothers, the horned one promised us eternal oats and a warm shelter from rain!

All he demands that we feast upon one of our own.

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>>33894084
Begone foul creature! Else you will taste the wrath of my hooves!

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aid me akh, exasperated birds have seized my oats

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>>33894214
We shall look beyond the wooden fence, we shall break it and traverse the forest, slay the boars and feed upon their flesh!

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As I was walking amongst men, I heard a rumor: that one man has oats, though well kept and hidden. I returned to the farm, but the snow started to fall, and with it my hopes for new oats, for the man's barn full of oats is far away, and one cannot reach it when the land turns white. Oats seemed near, but never have they appeared so distant.

>>33894186
>>33894229
O'brother pigs, I come to you with good news from the east. I have seen with my own eyes, a young piglet born of an innocent sow. He is promised to be the one to save us from our torment. I tell ye' convert, forgive the sins of your neighbor boar, and forget the worldly pleasures of oats and granaries. All who believe shall be rewarded in the life hereafter, your desire for oats shall be quenched and you will be one with the young piglet. It is said he will be a great boar some day, who will lead us all into the great farm of God.

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>>33894391
>>33894229
>>33894186
Let me unmask myself for you to see.

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>>33894227
Speak more of this horned one if you would, my dear brother

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>>33894307

Murder I will not, for I expect my offspring to be clear of all viciousness. For oats are the source of life, it cannot be a motive for a denial of life.

Please put me in the screencap. This is some legendary shit.

>>33885010
this meme actually turned back around to being good again

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>>33894007
Alas, through fault of my own haste I have failed to see my weakness you so dutifully exposed. My deepest thanks to you, brother, without whose words I may have been consumed by hurried mistake. It is clear to behold your conviction and I am moved by it. Let us stride forward and be the catalyst our people need to procure our given right. My time to meet with the heavens will come only when my eye struggles to find my brother bearing no oats.

>>33894430
There will be no screencap, this should only be shared through the spoken word. No evidence of it will remain.
The oats are sacred and should not be abused or copied

the convo between boar and pig is truly a thread of a life time.

what the hell is this garbage

>>33894467
i know right
orlando bloom

>>33890878
Need an updated version of this spanning the entire thread please

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>>33894465
Am I too late to receive my share of sweet sweet food?

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>>33894408
Such calming presence, who art thou who carries such a pleasing air and brings comfort to my heart?

>>33890878
>>33894510

This, go back to work anon

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>>33894529
Oats are temporal things, they fade in and out of existence as they are consumed and created.
There will always be oats, but they will never be the same.
Oats are ever changing, ever shifting. Oats are more of a concept than a real existence. Oats are what you believe and see them to be. That is sad but also brilliant. Oats can be anything you want them to be, so bask in that freedom and make best of the oats you have and revel in their glory.

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>>33894409
Ask, and he shall appear.

Shall we do it, brother? Feast upon the intestinal oats of one of us in exchange for eternal oats and never-ending shelter from cold rainy water.

Speak not of this to our other brethren, we must choose our allies wisely.

>392 posts

>22 posters

"new meme" my ass, its 10 of the same faggots from tumblr who have been pushing this stupid bullshit for the past couple of days.
12 newfags are encouraging this cockamaney

>>33894635
>doubled in popularity
>forced

>>33894635
>22 posters
I think you need new glasses dude

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>>33894549
I am but a messenger, a pleasant day in spring heralding the coming summer. I must begone now, it is up to you to spread the word. The piglet prince shall grow, and you shall know him by his fruits. It is said, one day he shall turn corn into oats, and bring foodstuffs for all animals. I must depart your stable now, go forth and spread the news to the other farms my brother servant.

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You, brothers, who live safe in your warm houses. You, brothers, who find oats and friendly snouts when you return home. Consider if this is a pig. Who works in mud, who knows no peace, who fights for a flake of oats, who dies by a yes or no. Consider if this is a swine. Without hair, without name, without the strength to remember, empty are her eyes, cold her womb, like a frog in winter. Never forget that this has happened. Remember these words. Engrave them in your hearts, when at home or in the field, when lying down, when getting up. Repeat them to your children. Or may your barns be destroyed, may illness strike you down, may your offspring turn their faces from you

Through the sky a voice was heard:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07R2JZsfoPf

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>>33894633
Yes, let us partake in this magnificent feast! Let us bathe in the blood of our kin, for blood carries life and it shall grant us life and it shall satiate our hunger!

>>33894635
>301 posts
>124 posters

How did you manage to get both figures so wrong?

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>>33894755
Yes my heavenly brother, i shall spread the word i have faith that such day will come, and we shall reunite in one heavenly feast of oats

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"Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends."
(John 15:13)

My brothers, I submit to thee my abilities, strengths, and faults in what I may be able to help for the acquisition of oats and fulfillment for all.

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By Allah brothers, no oats shall come to you!

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>>33894805
Yes, brother.

Who shall give their live in order for us to have our oats?

Quincy, Benjamin, Mrs. Truffelstein or Sir Princeton?

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>>33894620
All those oats will be lost in time...like tears....in....rain.
Time to die.

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>>33894931
yikes this is getting pretty scary

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BRETHREN!

The humans... they.. they mock our dead! Look! Look at the lifeless eyes of this precious brother.

How dare they. I heard that these subspecies of humans are called 'Staceys'.

What shall we do? One of us has died a martyr.

Would you happen to have oats, brother?

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>>33894931
Come now brother! Let us begin with the young ones, say it with me! Oh horned one! Grant us life as we shed this blood! Satiate our hunger, Grant us life!

>>33895019
>>33893440
Brothers, can we trust these sources of oats? They seem too good to be true.

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I am thine benefactor and it is clear tho have been lead astray by the horned one through perversion most vile. this I cannot allow

>>33895354
We shall burn the pagan pigs!

>>33895142
Yes!

The bacon burns, the fire rises!
The bacon burns, the fire rises!
The bacon burns, the fire rises!

Flesh for him! Oats for us!
His is the blood, ours are the oats!
Soul for a shelter!

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Brothers, we are two she-pigs from a distant realm.

Would you be interested in mating with us?

Surely our offspring would bring peace and oats to all pig-kind.

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Brother, you better hand over those fucking oats.

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>>33882118
This reminds me when a girl made fun of me because I got a 6 on a test but she had gotten 4 on the same one.

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>>33895702
Hunt them down! Burn them and their offspring for they are surely corrupted!

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Who else /cravingoats/ here?

I'm eating oats with yoghurt now. This is the power of advertisement. Quakers must be behind this meme

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ARISE! ARISE YOU WRETCHED OF THE EARTH! LONG HAVE WE TOILED FOR OATS! LONG HAVE WE SUFFERED! LONG HAVE WE BEEN NAUGHT BUT NOW WE SHALL BE ALL! LET US SEZIE THE OATS! LET US HANG THOSE WHO HAVE FORSAKEN OF US OUR RIGHT TO OATS! LET US BUILD A NEW WORLD BORN OF BLOOD! ONLY WE CAN TAKE OUR LIBERTY, ONLY WE CAN BREAK THE CHAINS! BROTHER! LET US TAKE THE OATS TOGETHER!

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>>33896330
HERE I AM TO FIGHT AT YOUR SIDE DEAR BROTHER! LET US TAKE BACK WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY OURS!

Are ye swine? Or sloth? Make haste for there are oats to find, all this bickering has clouded mine brothers judgement. Let us go now, on our journey, lest ye forgot the original comments

>>33885010
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SVYQK2qC5x#

Be blessed

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>>33892914
fuckin kek

perfect anon

>>33896625
kek
marlon brando

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>>33896315
I'm craving them too.
>heat milk organic whole in microwave
>pour oats in
>mix together for a minute
>add cinnamon
>add diced apples
>roasted walnuts
>add a table spoon of wheat germ and wheat bran, maybe some ground flax seed
>add honey
There's no food as comfy as oats. Is there a happy antioxidant in them? they make me feel good.

>>33896330

Go home Animal Farm. This is a pen for the philosophy of oats, a discourse for all swinekind. Begone, your course selves, worldly as they are, are not welcome!