Hey there brothers, I just inherited a massive amount of oats

>>33893440
just fuck off with your oatposting you fucking moron. fuck off

>>33893532
anon you seem upset about something, is everything all right?

>>33893440
divide the oats amongst the non-normie non-fat kids equally

>>33893532
OOOH SOMEONE IS BUTTHURT HARD.

>>33893618
I refuse brother, these are my oats and I decide what to do with them

Is oatposting>elsaposting?

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fuck, I want those oats

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Sure just put them in my shed. A bit busy atm.

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>>33893639
do you want to throw down

because these are words for throwing down

>>33894659

Am I allowed a re-roll?

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I can assure everyone that i shall share my oats with all my brothers in need

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>>33893440
gimme those oats you know i WANT them

>>33894741
yes you may my dear brother

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>>33894685
come at me, I have an army of hungry pigs at my disposal. They'll fuck you up senpai.

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>>33894915
CALLING ALL SPIDER PIGS WE HAVE OATS TO FIGHT FOR

>>33894943
no they are my oats. leave me alone :(

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>>33894887

Thanks anon

Rollin' for dem oats, ebin get incoming

I don't want them but hey, here comes my roll

>>33893440
yummy yummy

those oats you know i GOTTA HAVE EM

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Please, brother, for I am growing weak. I must have these oats to survive. Haven't you seen my skeleton figure, and my sluggishness of heart?

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>>33895067
sorry pig friend, no dubs, no oats

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I want, no, I NEED those oats brother. Give them to me, quickly now!

destroy the oats

;3

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>>33895273
those oats are mine, these wicked numbers will not end me

If dubs then opie has to eat all the oats by himself :^)

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>>33895273
>>33895293
No oats for you my friend. Good luck with your future rolls

>oats
MODS

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>>33895360
OATposting is GOATposting my friend

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>>33895348
I will always emerge victorious in the end, brother. It is merely a matter of time

>>33895399
OH SHIT SON WE HAVE A WINRAR

Plz oats lord kek

>>33895399
The journey is finally over.

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>>33895399
Hey my brother, lots of oats. Enjoy and savor them. Share them with your brothers.

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PLease, PLease brothur

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>>33895399
Good news travels as the hungry t'wards the smell of harvest. Congratulations on your new found wealth, brother. May I join you in celebration and receive a portion?

>>33895488
Wait, can this be? More dubs, please brother I only have so many oats to spare. Here, take these and leave me, I am running out of oats for the winter.

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>>33895488
>>33895516
Sorry brother, i forgot to send oats, here they are

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>>33895508
No "brother", these oats are for me only. They are my reward.
However I may allot a small portion to you for your undying loyalty to your new king.

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REDISTRIBUTE THE OATS EQUALLY AMONG THE PROLETARIATE!
TOPPLE THIS OAT HOGGING BOURGEOISIE!

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Reminder that Boars are hideous creatures that shall perish without ever tasting the good taste of the oats. If you see any boarposter, report them immediately

>>33895674
>2017
>Hating Boars
Found the racist

>>33895720
I hope a boar impales you, you boarloving degenerate

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>>33895572
My sincerest gratitude, my king. You need look no further for a subordinate deserving of thine portion. And I hope it not rude to ask, but if his majesty would consider a weekly allowance I bear great knowledge from beyond the fence. Knowledge to feed the fires of your kingdom, so that it may grow in blazing glory. Please consider it, my King.

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I don't know what board birthed oatposting but I love it.

>>33893532
see pic

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>co-opting tumblr meme
>getting mad when it immediately stops being funny
it's almost like posts have to be original or something
why didn't we pick this meme

>>33895774
Not all boar refugees and rapists anon, we should share our oats with them

burn the oats. no one deserves them

>>33895824
I hope these boars you love so much come and steal all of your oats and leave you to die in the mud

>>33895843
fuck you dude oats are a sacred gift from the gods. I would rather die them watch them burn

>>33895905
A-anon, a boar mugged me and stole my oats last night. Do.... do you mind sparing some of yours, I am just so hungry

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>>33895934
May you perish you filthy animal

>>33895819
This is a bad meme friendo

>>33895978
No! Brother please, have pity on me, remember the good times we had together as wee piglets. Please...please...

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>>33896008
SILENCE! Else i will bathe mineself in your blood.

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Hear my voice now brethren! The oats shall not be given to those of gentile blood, nor it shall be shared with those vile creatures we call boars, for their existence is an offence to our beliefs and costumes, such treasure as the oats shall not be found in the hands of such impure creatures as them.

oats desu senpai

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Now now brothers, don't be so perturbed over some measly grain. Let us rest and enjoy the blessings which have been bestowed to us in this pen

>>33895818
/s4s/ leakage.
Ur welkum.

>>33893440
you're starting to grate on my nerves a bit

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>>33893440
well chit man

here i am sitting around really wishing i had gotten those oats

i did really want them.

>>33893440
Donate half the oats the charity on my behalf.

>>33895399
good digit

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Brothers, my family hungers for oats. While the pigs and sheep may take comfort in the thought of the farmers return, I see past such illusiaries. Three yellow circles have past, and the oat trolleys go unfilled. The rooster crows 3 times in the morning without fail every morn, more reliable is he then the oats of old. The time is now brothers, I have heard from the passing canaries of oats beyond the hulls in the valley. Two yellow circles from whence we leave, you can wake to an empty oat trolley, or have arrived in paradise. I've made my decision brothers, will you?

>>33895488
double dublel digits dig duble

>>33895818
>>33898024

Er, no, the s4s threads are younger than the oatposting thread on r9k

>>33895818

Here is the thread where it took off:

>>33833399

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>>33893532
upset, Anon?

>>33893440
My friends, I have compiled a short essay regarding the seemingly infinite source of seeds and nuts that has appeared in the tree across the yard. I have my worries and it would appeal to me if some of my friends would pitch in their thoughts.

>>33900491

>>33896140
My brother, I know there is still good in you. Please.

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Lefty pol, pls go. Your threads are very unoriginal.

This meme isn't funny
Neither is
>>33900625

Why is r9k so bad at memes

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can a pigga get some oats my brotha?

>>33893440
there was a period of about a year and a half where all i ate was oat meal and grits

so roll

>>33893440
Fuck give me this oats. Bless this post, Bateman.