https://www.theguardian.com/lifeand style/2016/aug/02/less-s

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What's the point in having sex when you can just get a daughteru?

>>30678074
Wow, must suck being straight.

Comfy gayfag here, I get all the dick I want.

>>30678074
Nows the best time in human history to be asexual

Maybe if you are actively trying for it. There's plenty of shame in trying and failing. That's what motivates us to be better.

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Better start considering your specialization now lads.

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I helped a little, just for accuracy

>>30678121
Can I be a snow and also a night mage?

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>>30678121
>somebody - probably unironically - took the time to draw this

>>30678074

It's cus you youngbots born in the 90s don't have personality, just memes.

>>30678121
Dibs on Necromancer

>>30678109
Are you asexual tho?

>>30678169
normie pls get out from here

I guess the 3 at the bottom are MGTOWs
Also rolling for frost mage

how many more articles like this do i need to read where the author very subtly says something along the lines of this:
>well, yeah, hooking up and dating is complete fucking shit
>porn, video games, smoking weed, sitting at home naked farting is much easier and hassle free so people do this instead

who writes this shit?? the second coming of Sherlock Holmes or what? Dick Tracy?
yes, no fucking shit, the reason we don't get laid is because we're enjoying ourselves in our nice, safe, non-judgemental, non-critical environment.
sorry not everyone wants to join the wave of extroverts and simply fuck just for the sake of fucking.
women have everyone on strings with their pussy, it's fucking hilarious and sad, like anytime you hear the phrase, "oh you just need to get out there and experience life", they literally mean, "you just need to get out there so you can get some pussy"

>>30678202
yeah right
they """"""""chose"""""""" not to have sex with women

>>30678074
Aside from robots I think more guys are realizing how little modern women have to offer. Almost none of them can cook or clean, in college they study useless crap, most are entitled as fuck and boring. The only thing most offer is a wet hole. They don't even offer love any more, because instead of waiting to marry the right guy they just fuck whoever they think they like at the time, and then make it out to be no big deal, and normal. I'm not even saying men are much better, but it's obvious why so many don't bother with women.

>>30678352
I want to believe this isn't true but deep down i know it is.

>>30678352
I completely get this sentiment. Though I think the particulars of it go a little deeper and are more complex; not a criticism, just an acknowledgment that three lines of text can't sum up the exact zeitgeist of newer generations.

I'm incredibly lucky in that I actually have a gf that isn't utter shit-tier in the way that almost the majority come across, either IRL, on tv, in movies, books etc. Honestly I think the issues lie with the decline of christian values. Now, don't get me wrong I'm not some kind of trendy christfag who converted because I'm sick of degeneracy, I'm an atheist through and through and I can't imagine anything convincing me that a religion is valid beyond a genuine religious experience; but I absolutely recognise that the christian view of marriage is the cornerstone for society, like it or not.

I don't think religion should have influence over legislation, and I'm not going to demonise people who have safe, consensual sex outside of marriage, but marriage as an institution has lost a huge amount of its value.

My gf is christian and, while he have had sex and aren't married, we are utterly committed to our relationship being the only one we both have. Hell, if all goes well I'm planning on proposing early next year.

The bottom line is people need to take relationships more seriously, have committed, monogamous family units, and not have such a superficial and empty view of sex, relationships and marriage. Sorry if this comes across fairly rambly, I'm trying to convey a lot of my thoughts at once.

>>30678706
This.

10/10 post, normie

>>30678836
Thanks bud, but I'm really more of a cyborg - 99% or normie stuff disgusts me, I just happened to land a decent relationship somehow.

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>>30678074
REMINDER THIS IS WHAT THE AVERAGE AMERICAN FEMALE LOOKS LIKE

IS IT REALLY ANY SURPRISE NO MAN WILL HIT IT?

Lol it's 2016 how can you not get fucking laid lmfao

>>30679515
lol right, chad?

just lmao @ these losers browsing some japanese anime board compalinin about no girlfriend.

>>30678706
This is it. You also have to know the decline of Christian values AND marriage is someone's wish.

>>30678121
>leaving any of the chads alive

No. We will just get a repeat in a millennia. They all gotta go.

Wow, crazy millennials. Choosing to have less sex. Choosing to not buy homes. Choosing to get lower wages. Crazy, crazy millenials :^)

>>30678106
Have fun with the aids treatment!

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The age of western hikikomori and herbivore men will soon be upon us.

>>30678121
I'll take pyromancer. Fucking normies must burn

>>30678121
I call affliction, i wanna see those normies suffer

>>30679873
I will!

I get to stay skinny without trying, people give me sympathy, medicaid pays for treatment, and I get to live as long as everyone else.

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Oh, that makes it so much less soul-crushing.

>>30678706
seemingly your gf doesnt seem to give a damn about christian values

everything that comes after "we have sex outside of marriage but" is irrelevant in christian terms

its also sinful to marry a nonchristian biblically

so youre gf is a heretic

youre a normie too and need to get out too by the way

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28 years old wizard apprentice here.

>>30678121
Something with nature. Green magic?

>>30680564
Her theological views are that marriage is a bond before god. In her eyes we are essentially already married, the ceremony and signing of a certificate are just abstract formalities grounded in human society, ultimately not having meaning beyond tradition if you already consider yourself married. You'd have to talk to her for the specifics, but basically she's okay with sex before a ceremony so long as you are going to spend the rest of your life (in as much as that is possible) with your partner.

Moreover when I said christian values I suppose I should've said their attitudes towards things like relationships i.e. monogamous and long-term, which describes our relationship perfectly and describes the opposite of most millennials' relationships.

As for it being sinful, we have talked a lot about our beliefs obviously and while I don't have a problem with her being christian she admittedly does have an issue with me being atheist. The issue isn't that she doesn't want to marry me, the issue is that she thinks it'll cause us big problems down the line. I disagree, but that's all just speculation for the time being. Ultimately she has said that she loves me, wants to be with me and believes that everything happens for a reason. Her argument is that why would god create her soulmate and put us together if he didn't want us to marry?

Think of it what you will, but at the end of the day it's our decision, and to say she doesn't seem to give a damn about christian values is outright incorrect, it's a massive part of her life.

As for being a normie, well I know I won't be able to convince you on a Laotian claymation forum, but I'm really not, as I said earlier I'm definitely cyborg.

>>30680780
>Her argument is that why would god create her soulmate and put us together if he didn't want us to marry?
Why are women such retarded theologians?

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>>30678121
MAKE MAGNOSTATD GREAT AGAIN

>>30678106
Good for you. Also, more girls for me to get rejected by.

>>30680780
dont you think her "interpretations" are motivated by her personal interest, so that its not the bible which guides her life but the circumstancial lense through which she views it ?

it really seems like her arguments are 100% post-fact rationalizations to fit her behaviour

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>>30678074
The article and study seems to suggest that millenials are just less interested in hooking up. I didn't see anything about more virgin men than girls

>>30678121
Shapeshifting druid

>>30680923
Yes I do think they are to some degree, however she espoused these views before we were in a relationship, so I don't think they are tailored specifically to us.

I firmly believe that the majority of religious people have preconceived notions and ideals that they wrap scripture/ideology around to make them comfortable/happy.

>>30678074
1 in 4 dying a virgin is one thing, but I'm pretty sure 3 in 4 will die childlessly.

>>30680962
That just means they're incapable of truly sticking to their convictions.

>>30681063
Very few people, religious or not, are capable.