Every morning I see two red/brownish birds flying to the lantern

Raise one as your own.

>>29124864
balut

>>29124864
OP, destroy that brown speckled one immediately, that is a cowbird egg, it is a parasitic nester that will kill all the other babies.

Either robins or sparrows, I have both nesting near my house but the sparrow was a fucking retard and built her nest right outside my front door so everytime I open it she flies the fuck away and just ditches her eggs. She laid like 6 and they all died because she hardly spent any time sitting on them. But the alpha robin nest is going good, 7 healthy kids hatched so far with more on the way, love seeing this badass niggas flying around my yard bullying the gay ass sparrows.

>>29124864
A bird made a nest in the hanging plant pot on my porch. It kept flying away since I go outside that way, so I believe it abandoned the eggs. Either that bird or another made a nest in a bush in front of my window as well. I believe there were 4 or 5 eggs in that one.

>>29124879
I raised 3 baby robins after their nest fell in a storm last year. The mother died sadly.

I know one still hangs around because his wing was broken and it skips around the yard.

>>29124909
I just googled it and I think he's right. Destroy that asshole egg. Throw it in a pond or something.

>>29124909
>cowbird egg
>Brown-headed cowbirds do not raise their own young, instead laying their eggs in the nests of other bird species. Because of this, cowbirds are not exposed to species-typical visual and auditory information like other birds. Despite this, cowbirds are able to develop species-typical singing, social, and breeding behaviors.[9]

Literally the niggers of birds

>>29125000
It looks like a robin nest, and robins have a high rejection rate for cowbird eggs, but OP can still help them out by doing it for them. I despise cowbirds, could instantly recognize their disgusting eggs.

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>>29125039
not robins, they look like this but more red on the top.

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>>29124864
EVERY MORNlNG

>>29125090
Hmm, looks a little big to be a finch nest. Not sure, man.

How big are the birds?

>>29124879
>>29124909
Combine the two, take the cowbird and raise it as your own, but teach it to be civilized.

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>>29124909
>>29125000
Yup. Can confirm.

>>29125155
>teaching a cowbird to be civilized

you'd have an easier time adopting a ghetto nigger

>>29124864

Wait till they hatch and pour bleach on them during feeding time.

Fuck birds.

Torture them.

>>29124946
yes robins are based. I prefer the company of cardinals though, theres been a family of them breeding in the vines for a decade along my fence.

>>29125127
they're same sized maybe taller. Not many flinches around, occasionally spot a yellow finch each year.

This board is never bored of exploring the infinite variations of cuckoldry.

>>29125210
>mommie look im being edgy on 4chan again, I bet everyone will think im a cool epic psychopath like patrick bateman xD

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OP get rid of that cowbird fucker and post pics of the aftermath.

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>>29125226
the only thing I can think of that looks like what you posted (a house finch) is the purple finch. im not the best with birds, but i know a little.

>>29124864
>>29124909

Reverse the scenario, fry the brown egg and feed it to the fledglings.

>>29125250
too much red, maybe at night I'll sneak a picture of them.

>>29124909
>cowbird egg
It seems that brown-headed cowbirds periodically check on their eggs and young after they have deposited them. Removal of the parasitic egg may trigger a retaliatory reaction termed "mafia behavior". According to a study by the Florida Museum of Natural History published in 1983, the cowbird returned to ransack the nests of a range of host species 56% of the time when their egg was removed. In addition, the cowbird also destroyed nests in a type of "farming behavior" to force the hosts to build new ones. The cowbirds then laid their eggs in the new nests 85% of the time

>>29125369
what an asshole bird

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They're sayin' I'm against illegal eggs... I mean, they're.. ILLEGAL! Really, I LOVE brown eggs. I have many cowbirds as friends. But their eggs are not THE BEST eggs, they are NOT YOU! These white eggs have to build a WALL and they have to build it QUICKLY! They'll vote me for president, because I am the GREATEST BUILDER of 'em all and they know the wall is going to be QUALITY.

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>>29125343
that photo is of a particularly vibrate specimen, get some photos if you can though.

posting more finches.

>>29124864
Nice job OP, you've encroached on the nest and scared the mommy bird away permenantly. You've doomed those eggs

>>29124864
fry em up op

natural eggs probably taste better or something

>>29125369
new plan op, lay in wait and capture the cowbird then beat it to death

Capture the parents and feast on the raw eggs in front of them.

>>29125369
It's either take the chance the cowbird gets upset, or guarantee the cowbird fledgling starves the host bird's fledglings. Take the chance.

>>29125423
but shes in the nest right now :p

>>29125407
lel

>>29125409
cute bird.

>>29125468
Incubators and cages are pretty cheap

how do birds even shit out eggs that size?

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>>29124864
boil them and film the mama birds reaction when she sees you boiled her unborn children

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>>29125468
have another very original bird

>>29125468

Pour bleach over them faggot

>>29125483
I'm not disrupting their habitat.

found another nest on my ladder if you guys wanna see, it's prob empty though.

Monitor the cowbird egg. Once you hear hatchlings you can probably remove and kill the welfare queen, and the parents probably won't bother the hatchlings, maybe, I don't know about birds, or anything for that matter.
>Tfw birds won't be your friend, and I can't be like crowbro

Also make update threads.

>>29125369
I hope you are NEET, OP. Destroy that nigger egg and wait for the cowbird to come back and shoot it with a pellet gun or something.

>>29125559
pls do show

>>29125559
don't blame me when nigger birds destroy it then

>>29125489
How tall Tomoko is?

>>29124864
Free breakfast.
>>29125369
Boil the cowbird egg then and place it back.

OP needs to grow a big enough beard to house the eggs in until hatching time.

Just poke a hole in the nigger egg to make sure it dies off before hatching without alarming the mother.

>>29124909
There's a chance that the cowbird parent will destroy every egg in the nest after that, as a revenge.

Boil the crowfuckers egg,and then put it back in.
Bitch won't get crazy and the other burd stays happy.

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>>29125603
here

orioleginal

>>29125705
duh thats why he boils the egg before placing it back

>>29125232
> le cuck xd

Kill yourself my man

Pls boil the nigger egg and put it back.
Or kill the cowbird parent.

>>29125742
Careful with removing that. Some birds use whatever they can find to isolate and glue their nests together, including literal feces.

>>29125745
>stepbird mom finds missing egg is back
>rots after 2 days in the heat attracting critters

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>there is literally a type of bird that lays it's eggs in other birds nest so the cucked birds raise it as their own
>Mfw liberals are metaphorical cuck birds and thirdworlders are the invasive egg

>>29125788
I'm aware. I rip them out with baggies so the next bird starts fresh.

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>there is literally a niggerbird who cucks other birds and threatens them to raise their young or else all the young will be killed
Brutal

>>29125795
>t. damage controlling cowbird mother

>>29125773
do you need a kiss or something to make you feel better?

>>29125989
t. cucked fatherbird who built nest for my baby c:

>>29126052
>t. bird that sucks at pr so all the humans are on my side and will wipe you out within 20 years

>>29125499
das a nice birb mang

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How do you guys deal with stress?

>>29124864
>>29125369
op, you have to wait for the cowbird to check on it's egg, then catch it and snap it's neck. That's the worst bird I've ever heard of

>>29126122
exercise
doing work around the house
hitting myself

>all this discrimination against VERY important birds

cowbirds bring diversity to the aerial community and it is illegal to hurt them. please refrain from spreading misinfo about them, thank you.

>>29125631
This is literally pure evil. Do it, OP.

>>29124909
Ornithologist here. Can confirm.

>>29126172
ge I wonder who made this post..

>>29126172
t. CIDF pro

>>29126172
wew bird

>>29125210
Edgefest 2016 is that way, I would insult you but there's a 90% chance you're a virgin so that's punishment enough.

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What would happen if OP left the egg right outside of the nest? Not harmed, not anything, just laying next to the nest but outside? I doubt the cowbird could get it back in, and it'd die without warmth.

>>29125590
>shoot it with a pellet gun or something

>be american bird
>get shot

>>29126277
They're the niggers of birds. This guy is just an sjw for birds

>>29126498
moving the egg results in the cowbird sperging out. youtube vid says it'll eat the other eggs.

Just put a pinhole in the niggeregg. Like we used to do and Isreal still does with blacks is nuke the eggs so no more brown babies.

>>29126511
>eurocucks defending criminal leach birds just because they're a minority

>>29124909
Why not raise them separately then?

>>29126562
What if OP would disguise as cowbird male and trick her into making another egg?

>>29126601
fuck the bird in a birdsuit

>>29126584
do you have proof cowbirds are bad?

didn't think so, >>>/an/ pol general.

>>29126585
>leach

>>29125226
I tamed the Robins in my garden to eat off my hand. Feels good. Now it flies into the house if the doors are open.

Why hasn't anyone suggested moving the nest, but leaving the cuck egg behind in the original spot where the nest used to be?
Or getting that empty nest OP found, putting the cuck egg in there by itself, so that the cowbird thinks that all the OTHER eggs were removed?

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poke a small hole in a cowbird egg and pour out all contents. And just leave the hollow shell at the nest.

Stupid cowbird wont notice the difference

>all these wagecucklords getting angry at the cowbird and its egg

you're basically doing the alpha host bird that got to reproduce a favor, wanting OP to destroy the egg is basically being a whiteknight beta provider to a roastie and her and chad's kid

stay salty, cucks

>>29126807
disease spread?

>>29126887
>applying human social roles to birds
female birds obviously aren't going to be as big of whores as female humans so the alpha/beta dichotomy doesn't hold. it's just a nice bird couple living an honest life we should all strive to emulate

>>29126887
>taking in a nigger bird that kills kawaii finches
>it chimps out about its chilluns not being taken care of by someone else

>>29126887
The poster count didn't change from 47 when you posted, so you've posted in this thread before and it isn't hard to guess which earlier post was you.

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I'm happy that so many people are now educated on the disgusting fiend that is the cowbird

>>29127078
Robin is garden bird masterrace

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destroy them all OP, birds are hideous.

>>29127078
god damn, at least cuckoos are kind of pretty

this thing is like a fucking cockroach in bird form

>>29127078
t. asshurt finch

waiting on smug pepe cowbird laying egg in cuckbird nest OC.

>>29127207
stand tall, proud bird

>>29127236
>Birds are hideous

Come on, man. Don't be a douche. I'm not gonna insult you with 4chan buzzwords, but the only birds worth calling ugly are pigeons.

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>>29127207
>>29127257

forgot my very original image

>>29127078
fucking hell it even looks like a nigger
it's not just the colour either, it's got angry nigger eyes

>>29125090
is it a cardinal perhaps?

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>>29127280
add blackbirds to your list

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>>29126833
This!
original senpai desu anime

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>spot the niggerbird

>>29127414
>pepe with a wojack hand

disgusting

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>>29127345
no, I'd know if it was. Ill try to find what species it is tonight.

nest from another angle.

>>29127236
no! birds are nice, my favorite birds are owls.

this is a very important and original thread

>>29126172
N E G R O
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>>29124909
Hollow out the cowbird egg, OP. That way, you won't get the rotting smell and effect that'll put the other eggs in danger AND it'll still look like the cowbird is in there if the mother comes back. Coat it with rat trap glue or something too that way when the mother comes to check on it, she gets stuck. What happens from there is up to you.

>>29125369
Damn those fuckers are smart.

Like someone said, wait for it to return and shoot it. But be careful your not just shooting the mom.

>>29124909
>>29125000
>>29126258

>Anthropomorphizing this hard

Brood parasitism is its reproductive strategy.

Why don't you guys go kill lions for murdering gazelles, or go kill horses for eating grass?

Oh right, because you attach "noble" anthropomorphization to those animals, but brood parasitism disgusts you because you project your human beliefs onto it.

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>>29124946
These are some of the Robin hatchlings from a few weeks ago, they keep popping out babies so there's about 10 flying around my yard at any time, robin's are bro tier.

>>29127619
niggerbird IDF in full force today

Am I the only one who thought he was going to make an omelette?

>>29127619
t. cowbird

>>29125369
drain the cow bird egg with a needle so it will look normal both wont hatch

>>29127640
cute ;-;

their necks look so weird

>>29126807
>>29126833

So far, these two are my favorite suggestions.

>>29124864
OP, This thread is bad advice. What would Attenborough do?

/an/ here.
Leave the nest alone you faggots, don't interfere with nature, let it run it course you shitheads.
Nature is cruel and merciless, you're not gonna gun down every predator you see.

>>29126807
>>29126833
>>29127728
>eggs leak like water

>>29127728

They're both stupid.

The sensible thing would be to leave the nest alone and let nature take its course without human interference.

Trying to interfere with the relationship between the robin and cowbird is no different than tearing apart a spider's nest to save a fly because IT'S ENTRAPMENT GUYS, THAT SPIDER SET A HONEYPOT.

>>29124864
Shoo shoo cowbird

>>29126833
Devilish

Do this, op

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>>29126833
Litterally this, OP

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when they hatch pour mtn dew (white out) in their mouths they will think its milk and it will be awesome.

dew it OP

>>29127701
This. Do this, OP
It's the same as this >>29126833
except it's much less noticeable
and equally devilish
teach that cowbird a lesson

>>29126833
lame, oh look theres no baby

dumb idea

>>29128054
good idea its more of an experiment to see how they react

>>29127954
but spiders are assholes so I'd rather kill the spider than save the fly.

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rig firecrackers around the nest and blow up the flying jews

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>all these anti-cowbird people
Ugh, I cannot even. Really? Unlike cis-scum birds, cowbird didn't get to have the same upbringing as priviliged birds who actually got to be raised up by their own parents. Cowbird lives matter, give them a chance to lie in your nest and you'll see not all cowbirds are the same.

>>29127619
>Brood parasitism is its reproductive strategy.
so?

>>29128126

>but spiders are assholes

No, they're predators that are an important part of the ecosystem.

>>29127812
nature is cruel and merciless and shouldn't expect to be babied by not having its eggs hollowed out

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>>29127619
literally five original minutes in paint

>>29128195

So there's nothing "wrong" with that any more than there's anything wrong with all the other stuff in nature that you don't think is cute.

We humans should stay out of the other animals' business, and this includes trying to "help" them by interfering in their relationships with other animals.

Bears catch salmon as the salmon are swimming upstream to spawn. In other words, they are the ultimate cock block. They kill and eat fish just trying to get laid.

Should we start shooting bears who are fishing in streams, so the salmon won't get cock blocked? No.

>>29124909
>it is a parasitic nester

Sounds familiar

>>29128291
Fuck off cidf

Needle the egg AND stake out the nest to shoot the cowbird, OP.

>>29128291
I'm human and thus part of nature, If I wanna kill a cowbird egg for the fun of it, I can. Plenty of animals kill babies for reasons other than feeding, why can't man be one?

>>29124909
>>29125369
Jesus christ what a shithead of a bird.

>tfw raging at birds you had no idea existed 10 minutes ago

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>>29127619
You're not fooling anyone, bub.

>>29128291
>So there's nothing "wrong" with that any more than there's anything wrong with all the other stuff in nature that you don't think is cute.
and there's nothing wrong with killing it. good talk

>>29128126
>but spiders are assholes so I'd rather kill the spider than save the fly.
>not knowing spiders are predators who feed on many insect species that are harmful or beneficial
>not wanting to kill the fly because they ruin everything with their maggots on a nice summer day
you can argue that a fly is a good decomposer in the ecosystem, but so is fungus, except fungus is less annoying

>>29128360

>I'm human and thus part of nature, If I wanna kill a cowbird egg for the fun of it, I can.

Legally you can't. You'd need a permit and odds are you wouldn't be granted one.

>Plenty of animals kill babies for reasons other than feeding, why can't man be one?

Man is a rational animal whose aim lies in the pursuit of knowledge and progress, not in sadism.

>>29128427
>Man is a rational animal whose aim lies in the pursuit of knowledge and progress

according to whom? other humans?

>>29128427
>muh nature
You can't stop him, bub.
OP, make a god damn cowbird omelette.

>>29128126
>flies aren't bigger assholes than spiders
what fucking planet do you live on

>>29128463

According to observation.

You have been working to pursue knowledge your whole life. You're doing it right now.

after two weeks of garbage /r9k/ made a good thread.

>>29128235
>>29128412
>>29128544
angry spider on computer.jpeg

stay mad 8 eyes.

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>>29128563
>wasn't here for the r9k tour bus

>>29124864
>garbage thread getting any attention at all

>>29128547
>According to observation.
by whom?

>You have been working to pursue knowledge your whole life. You're doing it right now.
just because I have high intelligence doesn't make me any better than every other form of life, down to the single cells. I am still just as much a part of nature as all of them. To think otherwise is a very vane, narcissistic mistake many humans make.

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>all these faggots hating on some fucking bird for supposedly being a dick of a creature whilst they all tuck into their processed burgers and tendies and such

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>>29127812
But, we're part of nature too, anon, fucking cowbird sould know that it can't leave its fucking parasite eggs wherever it wants to, nature is merciless

Why doesn't OP just remove the egg and wait for that faggot cowbird to come back and then gank that nigga

>>29125369
>mafia birds
And I thought that only existed in pokemon

>>29128701
op should sit in the nest and ambush the nigger.

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>>29126052
>>29126172
>>29126649
>>29127619
>>29127812
>>29128193
>>29128427
gee, I wonder who could possibly be behind this post?

>>29124864
take them and cook it

>>29128427
>Legally you can't.
B-but muh property! They made a nest on his land.
>tfw can kill human for tresspassing, but not a bird
>Man is a rational animal whose aim lies in the pursuit of knowledge and progress, not in sadism.
>not in sadism
>what is dominance instinct

>>29128701
>>29128774
this is truly a job for a neet

>>29128850
around cowbirds never relax

>>29127812

OP is part of nature you massive retard.

You're one of those cocksuckers that think humans arent part of it and dont have a choice?

Fuck off faggot. OP shall kill that niggerbird egg

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>saving a brood of murderous house sparrows
don't. House sparrows are a blight on all other bird species around them

This is damage done by house sparrows for the sole purpose of stealing the bluejay nest.

>>29129395
I dont want to kill any birds )=

>>29129435
>preferring to implicitly kill more birds

>>29129435

drill a hole on the niggerbird egg and let it die.

You sill save the rest of the birds and the niggerbird can fuck off and wont notice.

>>29129416
>bluejay nest.
that's a bluebird

also house sparrow eggs look nothing like OP, they are tan with brown speckles

>>29124864
Help the cowbird prosper under your guard.

>>29129435
Accidentally smash the egg and accidentally twist the parent's head too far. If you get in trouble, remind the bird police that it was just a prank. They'll understand and cover it up with bird media since it was a nigger bird.

>>29129478

The niggerbird mother will retaliate against the innocent eggs.

OP has to kill the egg and leave it be along with the rest so the niggerbird never notices it.

>>29128394
That image deserves a (You).

Just take the cowbird egg and be done with it.

>>29128850
Is cowbird going to become a new meme?

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>>29129435
It's like "The Trolleycar Problem" but with birds.

>>29129558
it is if /pol/ gets their hands on it, it's a literal shitskin bird

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>>29129464
>>29129474
>>29129484
I'm not touchinh the egg. If the niggerbaby attacks post hatch I'll have no choice but to segregate it.

>>29129615

You wont be there to stop him.

You wont arrive on time.

If you let the niggerbabby live, the other ones are automatically dead.

You have to kill the niggerbabby and leave the shell.

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>>29129615
KILL THE NIGGERBOOGER PYLE

>>29129615
>implying it won't wait until your guard is down and shove the other birds out of the nest
>implying the other babies won't be starving in the meantime because it steals all the food

>>29125369
BOIL IT AND PUT IT BACK

holy fuck i need to page >>>/lil/ before this dies brb

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>>29129558
i wonder whats going through ops mind.

a simple appreciation for nature began a new meme

>captcha

>>29129663
>>29129632
but if it doesn't hatch the mammy bird may kill them all

i didnt expect this thread to force me to pick between life and death..

>>29129578
it's only like that if one of the birds tied up 5 other birds then tied itself up on the other track

>>29129798
maybe you can construct some kind of box with an opening too small for cowbirds and put the nest in that

>OP makes innocent post sharing egg pics with his buds
>200 replies later we force him into murdering baby birds

>>29129957
singular baby bird. and he's still +4 in baby bird life

>>29129957
He must kill one or two nigger birds to save five other birds from being cucked.

So are cowbirds the NEETs or niggers of the animal world?

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whoever does the screencap include this, op was chosen as the decider of birds by the heron gods.

>>29130078
>invades other homes
>No dad in sight
>kills other birds when it's egg who dindu nuffin is killed
>expects other birds to take care of its babies
>babies steal food
Nigger birds.

>>29130106
Sure, I'll make sure you appear on the r/4chan screenshot :)

So glad I got to participate in this epic meme! xD

Kill the nigger bird you cuck

Cowbirds are not that important

>>29130078
maybe
>leaves kids with other parents
>barely takes care of it
>possibly chills watching anime like Eliot/fucking women like Tyrone
A BIG FAT NIGGER NEET

>>29129957
He has to man, beautiful finches don't deserve to be murdered by a filthy cowbird

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E G G
DELICIOUS E G G
DEE

OP here. I'll return tonight, keep the thread alive for me.

>>29130284
i love you OP you know your thread aint gonna last that long and is going to be archived

probably going to need to create a newone
also post your toes i want to fuck them

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Whatchu staring at white boird?

>>29130370
>anon is trying
>fighting a useless battle

just give up anon also post your qt toes

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HASHTAG COWBIRD LIVES MATTER, DEY DINDU NUFFIN DEY GOOD BOIRDS, DEY BIN GOING TO BIRDCHURCH ERRY SINGLE DAY

DAS RIGHT WE WUZ PTERODACTYLS N SHEIT

literal cucking birds, you can't make this stuff up

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>>29130458
I can't stop laughing. Please make a picture for this.

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>>29130430
>>29130370
how can white boirds compete?

>>29124864
Jizz on the eggs to see if the chicks gain super powers.

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Step 1: Picm up the cowbird egg
Step 2: proceed to stomp on it
Step 3: wait for the cowbird mother to arrive
Step 4: shoot it with a BB gun
Step 5: choke it to death
Step 6: throw the dead burn into a fire
Step 7: sit back and enjoy the bonfire while drinking a nice cup of coffee

There is literally nothing wrong with being a cowbird.

>>29124864
KIll the brown egg

>>29127293
I love robins so much!

they have hefty hops and dainty dashes

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>>29130591

We're onto you.

>>29124864
inject your semen in them and raise the resulting homunculus as your own

>>29130591
I swear on the day of the rope, you birds are the first

>>29129558
>>29129583
/pol/ here.
Will be spreading this to create the dankest meme yet.
Shitskin memebird will live.

>>29127812
Cowbirds are invasive and only detrimental to their habitat.
They are literally a parasite.
Any member of the USFWS will agree that you should kill them; theyre ruining the environment.

>>29125630
6'3 and she said she never dates below her height

>>29128291
Fishing is hard work. Sort of like building your own nest and raising your own young. If we're going to apply human values on these issues, it'd be nice to get the freeloaders out on their asses.

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Ok Ok there are alot of posts here telling you to kill the nigger bird but please do not lose sight of what is really important OP.

You need to jizz all over those eggs.

>>29130121
> living in another birds nest, can't get a fucking job like all the other birds because muh unstable homelife, muh anxiety
> throwing a tantrum when step-mummy doesn't give him wormies
> threatens to kill everyone
> actually kills everyone a la supreme gentlebird because he is confused and angry that he can't be Chad Thundercloaca and it doesn't come easy to him like it will for his "siblings"
Sounds like a NEET to me.

>>29130802
/pol/ op meme extraction confirmed. Commence Shitposting and spreading. Cowbirds=niggers.

>>29131294
>>29130802
fuck off memers

>>29128394
made me kek <3

>>29131236
except it's the step-mummy who throws the tantrum when her gentle giant good boy who dindu nuffin gets taken away by dem pigs, not the baby

>>29131371
Neck yourself cowbird-lover.

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jesus christ, this thread is great xD

>Daughters of parasitized mothers were more likely to use nestboxes that had
been parasitized by cowbirds in both the previous and current years.
http://www.eab.auckland.ac.nz/pdf/Hoover%26HauberJAE2007.pdf
>tfw contaminating the womenfolk

>>29131378
But even if his mummy doesn't chimp out, he still grows up to lash out at genetically successful birds. Cowbetas are the type be friends with a qt sparrow all the while talking shit trying to make himself not look like a beta bitch. In the end he still doesn't get any, and that's when he kills her and himself.

Please for the love of God OP, get rid of the cowbird egg. You don't have to kill it, just remove it from the nest. If you truly like birds so much then you have to do this, it's for the safety of the other eggs

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBPvE6cNbAs

Who /eggs/ here

>boil cowbird egg
>put it back
>???????

lot of flustered sparrows itt..

>>29128247
underrated post my niggabird

>>29131595
Shut up cowcuck, OP has a chance to save a nest of innocent baby birds.

>>29124879
Not OP but there's a bird nest in my backyard, you guys think if I did this, the mom would be pissed?

>>29131639
post pics

oreginlalal

>>29131639
what's she gonna do about it?

>>29131639
Do it and then do >>29128054
Science must know the effects of Mountain Dew on birbs

>>29131639
fyi if you get your smell over them the mother will reject them and let them die

Think guys

what would HowToBasic do?

>>29131679
I can't get a view of the eggs because it's literally right under my patio but I just saw a bird fly off from it right now so I know there's eggs in there
>>29131700
What? Really?

>>29131787
>What? Really?
yes. so be careful if you do anything.

>>29131787
Not all birbs abandon their eggs if they smell humie, but best to be careful anyway.

>>29131787
under? explain

>>29131700
that's just a meme idiot it doesn't actually happen in real life only in rugrats

>>29131787
>>29131803
not true succboi :)

>>29124909
how come mommy bird doesn't know that's not her egg
i mean she should remember she layed 5 not 6 eggs

ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION

C R O W S ARE BEST BIRDS

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>>29129615
You are a fucking Pussy.

>>29124909
It's illegal to kill a cowbird egg.

>>29131974
what shithole do you live in?

>>29131930
some birds have higher rejection rates than others

>>29131639
>>29131787
Just fucking do it already


Original comment

>>29131956
ok enjoy your dumb raven substitutes

>>29127619
Because those maintain the natural cycle of the environment.
Cow birds literally destroy the habitat around them and reduce any sort of genetic diversity. They are both invasive and holistically destructive.

You dont support other invasive species do you? Learn some ecology m8.

>>29132054
I will tommorow.
I've gotta get a step ladder first so I can get to the nest

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This fucker is literally born ready to fuck bird's nests up.

>>29132200
>that picture
Nope senpai, get me the nearest nuke in that things face.

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>>29132200
>Can LITERALLY fuck up an entire nest with his eyes closed
Holy shit

>>/pol/76453395

>>29132381
>>>/pol/76453395

dumb roach

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>>29128596
silly flycuck can fly through cracks into a building but can't provide a decent counter arguement
go get trapped in a house with a window wide open or something

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>>29125407
>They're sayin' I'm against illegal eggs... I mean, they're.. ILLEGAL! Really, I LOVE brown eggs. I have many cowbirds as friends. But their eggs are not THE BEST eggs, they are NOT YOU! These white eggs have to build a WALL and they have to build it QUICKLY! They'll vote me for president, because I am the GREATEST BUILDER of 'em all and they know the wall is going to be QUALITY.
TOP KEK

>>29127812
>/an/

Wow, so this exists.

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>>29131236
>chad thundercloaca

>>29131956
>crows
holy shit am I glad that birds only fuck with other birds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Taxaxd9ohEk

What's wrong with the cowbird? They're kind of magic in a way (better than pigeons for instance), and it's just how they evolved to reproduce. It's not any more fair to kill the egg than to kill anything else. Let it live OP, please.

>>29133739
>It's not fair to kill one ugly, cruel bird to save the lives of five beautiful birds.

>>29133739
It can live if it can survive boiling water and possibly a hammer.

>>29133739
magic should be majestic, obviously

>>29133783
>It's not fair to stomp on one ugly, cruel neet to cushion the lives of five beautiful normies

rly maks u timk

>>29134081
Not a neet but a nigger. Remember, all niggers are neets, but not all neets are niggers.

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>>29125369
>>29127701
Even better, insert your semen into it via needle and transform it into devil-spawn.

>>29132134

>Because those maintain the natural cycle of the environment.

So do cowbirds. They evolved to be part of the ecosystem.

>They are both invasive

Cowbirds are a native American bird species. They're not invasive.

>>29125369

God fucking damn OP you've stumbled on a tense bird diplomatic situation.

It's like walking in on the Soviets arming the Cubans and not realising or some shit.

Take the cowbird egg and boil it for a few minutes then put it back.

The general rule when dealing with nature is "don't touch a fuckin thing". Loggerhead sea turtle for example, she lays her eggs on the beach and most hatchlings won't even make it to the water but people aren't allowed to go near nesting areas and it's forbidden to help any of the hatchlings because it messes with the ecosystem in various ways. You just let nature do her thing. So OP, if you're not some edgefag, don't touch a fuckin thing.

>>29131450

>xD

kys

>>29134995

The dead boiled egg will then begin to rot and could kill all the baby robins with infection.

>>29135285
>robins

>>29135003

u wot m8? just gonna sit on your arse all day?

>>29135285

what do you propose then?

you could cover it in plextol or something

>>29125631
Ahahahahahahaha OP hard boil that bitch.

>removal of cowbirds from a site may create an unintended consequence of increasing cowbird productivity on that site, because with fewer cowbirds, fewer parasitized nests are deserted, resulting in greater nest success for cowbirds
The more you put in jail the more vulnerable your house is to being robbed. They cannot be stopped.

Eat the eggs. They are your property now.

>>29129689
YES THIS BOIL THE FUCKING THING OP THE STUPID BIRD WONT FUCKING KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

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>you will never dedicate your life to protect innocent birds from evil cow birds

I think I've found my life calling. I will single handedly hunt the cow bird to extinction.

>>29136172
GAS THE COWBIRDS
AVIAN WAR NOW

>>29136221
>not species war

Fry them up and then put them back in the nest sunny side up

>>29136041

>>29136041

Actually they're not, and tampering with the eggs, nest, or fledglings of any native bird species without official permission is a federal offense.

>>29137040
Who the fuck is even gonna find out? Is there a dedicated bird nest task force that will burst out of the shadows to bust OP? Will the neighboring birds call up the police?

>>29137239
the feds are in the cowbirds' pocket and the cowbirds pretend like this matters because everyone realizes they're total dicks

>>29137239
They are backtracing him this INSTANT for planning a terrorist attack on a poor nest.

>>29137262
Aviary International Defense Squadron forward command here, our Rapid Response team has already been deployed.

>>29137295
>yes mr. eggstein, we've alerted law enforcement
>don't mention it, thank you for the campaign contribution

>>29128303
Seriously underrated post

pottery 2bh

>>29135048
no u B)

OP, where are the results?

OP you don't even have to drill a hole, just shake the egg violently and put it back. That leaves its survival up to chance.

>>29134995
Na fuck that.

He should poke a little hole in it and let the inside spill out and then put it back

>>29132200
>The greater honeyguide is known to guide people to the nests of wild bees.
>Guiding is unpredictable and is more common among immatures and females than adult males. A guiding bird attracts a person's attention with wavering, chattering "'tya' notes compounded with peeps or pipes",[3] sounds it also gives in aggression. The guiding bird flies toward an occupied nest (greater honeyguides know the sites of many bees' nests in their territories) and then stops and calls again. As in other situations, it spreads its tail, showing the white spots, and has a "bounding, upward flight to a perch", which make it conspicuous. If the followers are native honey-hunters, when they reach the nest they incapacitate the adult bees with smoke and open the nest with axes or pangas (machetes). After they take the honey, the honeyguide eats whatever is left.

brobird

So what will you do OP?

>>29138896
Bumping fir this

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>>29132200
Jesus christ that's horrifying. I just want to stomp the living shit out of it

>>29125014
lol saw this on r/4chan

Holy shit
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SO1WccH2_YM

>>29130591
Nice try

original cowbird comment

>>29134694
They are invasive to the entire East Coast.
Cowbirds evolved for the Southwest.
The USFWS and USFS is doing everything it can to stop them.


t. Conservation Biologist

>>29126833
>>29128106
Better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUXAeSL-qh0

Do this, this will basically kill whatever is inside, without breaking the shell, so the cowbird can't even notice the shell leaked.

mcniggertendies testpost

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OP with update:

The plan at getting a picture of the mother lastnight failed, as you can can see she fled.

>>29139078
I'm not intervening unless mammy niggerbird comes back and starts shit.

Crows and ravens are the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbSu2PXOTOc

>>29129798
It kind of did. Cowbirds may be assholes, but it's not like their chick's gonna feed itself

>>29128394
Nice job, anon.
oregano.

>>29131593
Op, do this. For the sake of science.

You have to inject the nigger bird egg with your semen op

>>29124909
Consider an alternative option OP. Read up on the parasitic response (revenge) on wiki: "It seems that brown-headed cowbirds periodically check on their eggs and young after they have deposited them. Removal of the parasitic egg may trigger a retaliatory reaction termed "mafia behavior""

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown-headed_cowbird

>>29140879
and cover it in a coat of wax in case it rotts

>>29140694
boil the egg fagetron

>>29140901
yes, that is why I'm not touching the egg.

>>29140968
Man, just shake the egg as hard as you can, so the fucker is born dead.
Make it so the egg is dead inside just like us

>>29140968
thats why you
a) boil it
b) drain egg then inject a filler of some sort into it so mother bird wont crush it
c)>>29140994

>>29141012
>>29140994
and what if the egg is half way to hatch?

that plan wouldn't work for OP.

>>29141025
If he shakes it hard enough, he could even kill the bird.
Shaking is the solution.>>29140994

>>29141025
If it's halfway the embryo is still using yolk for nutrients, drain it and you starve it.

>>29141060
hehehe...

yolk

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Goddamn it OP. Do you have any idea what you've gotten yourself into? Take a deep breath and a step back. Then assess the situation accordingly. I hope for the sake of those baby birds that you make the right decision.

Stop anthropomorphising birds. The parasitic nigger doesn't mean to do harm, it's just the way its brain is programmed. Its life is no less valuable than the lives of other birds.

Besides, you don't know what messing with the nest would do. It's why the nature observers don't interfere. Nigger birds are actually smarter than non nigger birds, which is how they get away with their shit. The mother might figure out that her egg is dead when she sees that it didn't hatch and chimp out on the other mother and her chicks. Better to let nature take its course. The non parasitic bird will probably have better luck next year. Also, it being the retarded one, it will be content to feed and care for the little nigglet, not suspecting that it's not her own chick. Why rock the boat?

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>>29141190
t. cownigger

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It's your choice, Op.
I'd shake the thing.

>>29141190
CIDF is in full force I see

>>29141190
>Being this bad at pretending.
Shut up cowbird.

>>29141190
You're not fooling anyone little birdy

>>29141245
this one is easy
>bigger bird is more powerful and you want to become it's friend in order to be benefited by it's power and companionship

>>29141190
>Its just the way the brain is programmed.
By this logic humans can never meam harm either.

Look at it from a fucking ecological perspective as has been said before. The bird is a damaging creature that puts a net loss on the ecosystem.

Not only that, but why are you placing intrinsic value on something because its natural anyway?

>>29127812
We are nature.

Literally how dumb can you be?

You can shine a flashlight through the egg and see how well it's developed. Cowniggers develop faster than other birds. I think shaking the fuck out of it will work. It'll be funny too.

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>>29141330
>cowbird things he's subtle

>>29141083
>Do you have any idea what you've gotten yourself into?

i really didn't expect this, new cuckmemes and reddit.

be back later.

>>29141234
>>29141295
>>29141321
Look, even if I was a bird of color, and I'm not saying that I am, the point still stands. Nature is a bitch, they're a part of the ecosystem, the nest building mother bird will live to breed again, and tampering with the nest in any way might cause the cowbird to kill the chicks anyway, along with their mother. Just let her get cuck'd. She won't know the difference and she'll breed again next year.

>>29141336
Humans have the ability to reason and to ponder morality. Birds do not. Cowbirds literally can't reproduce in any other way. No more than humans can fly without help from technology. That doesn't make them bad, it's just how they work.

>>29141245
you couldn't have made a png? now look what you did.

Cowbirds will be the first to hang on the day of the rope

Those eggs look pretty tasty, OP.

>>29141468
>Implying cuckuroos wouldn't be able to raise their own babies if they tried/wanted to

Just stop mate. They're lazy and don't want to go through the effort of building their own nest.