https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRH Cp9Wblro Alarm clock be

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>>26525414
Bump for quality

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>>26525459

i see you are enjoying your lavish lifestyle.

Do you have any investment tips for me?

Personally i spend not that much time taking care of my portfolio but i know many neets do.

>>26525414
That was pretty fire, Yung NEET.

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>>26525540
I've been into Disney stock lately, they are always on the rise. Funny what a few simple neetbux can turn into over time, I barely have room for all my cars and anime collectibles anymore.

Oh well, guess its just time to buy an EVEN bigger mansion this time! I'll have to spring for a parking garage as well, one with several levels for all my new toys.

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>>26525678

Thanks. Appreciate it.

I dont think i'll have that much time to invest but i can always ask my wagecuck servants to do it for me.

>>26525414
That video made me /comfy/

>>26525414

if i see this smug ass frog and thread one more time

>>26525540
I am a professional investment advisor. I can't help you though since your meager possessions from retardbux are nowhere near enough to build a portfolio.

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>>26526166

> your meager possessions from retardbux are nowhere near enough to build a portfolio

wageslaves are so cute

>>26526076
what will you do beat us? Now Mr. Shekelstein won't allow this if your behaviour is bad

>>26525678
i thought NEETs has transcended above material desires?

Oh dear, wagekeks are getting BTFO once again!

>>26526253
some do, we are just in baby years of our NEETdom

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>>26526253
I don't desire them, but my money has to go somewhere. What would I do with a billion dollars if I don't buy some luxuries here and there.

Hold on, the president is calling for my advice (as he does often). I'll get back to you in a second

>>26526215

Yeah you're right.

back to work I go, my boss has been eyeing his 8th sportscar so I have to pull a double shift tonight

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>>26526253

sometimes NEETs have to take a break from writing scientific papers or solving yet another mystery humanity has been wondering about for ages

>>26525414
Man I don't want to go in today.
Just feel like it's going to be a shitshow

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>>26526443
Let's be honest, it always is isn't it? I am glad I don't live the life of a slave, that's for sure.

>>26526486
some of us dont have the privilege of turning off life. you won the lottery yet you act like a dickshit making fun of others that didnt. youre worse than most normies.

plus, its not like even if i had the money to be a neet id be happy. the few months i was a neet were hell.

>>26526443

HEY

WAGIE

Get up and start working. Your boss and I depend on it. He's been wanting a new mansion for at least 2 years now, and I've been wanting to upgrade the quality of my Grand Piano that I play on - Don't keep us waiting!

>>26526522

hey hey .. that negative attitude won't get your boss his new sports car or that house at the beach he has his eyes on

put on a smile and make some profit

>>26526544
>my Grand Piano
this is sad. how do you live with yourself? youre not fooling anyone. do not even bother replying.

>>26526564

I'll admit it's old as fuck, but we get it tuned every ~4 years so it still sounds decent.

Hey, maybe I should play you a sad departure song before you slave away at work!

I've been up too long. My boss will write me up again if I'm late for work. You NEETs have it so nice. I wish I could live like that.

Alas, back to the office in 5 hours.

These are the best and most comfy threads.

But as a wagie, that have just made me want me be a neet, but a neet with money.

That's why I was supsorised to see the topic of portfolios brought up. As from working a long time in the financial industry, I feel this is the best way to have substantial money and a neet. Also you can work from your bed if you want.

How do you deal with the tax implications of your gains?

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>>26526522
>plus, its not like even if i had the money to be a neet id be happy. the few months i was a neet were hell.
Indoctrinated THIS hard. Never change, wagie.

>>26526333
mysteries like where's that half rotten smell in your bedroom coming from?

>>26526598

Well, if Bernie wins it isn't going to be so fun. A 0.5% tax on every transaction? Every investment now requires a certain amount to break even, and investing is even riskier than before if you are middle class. But hey, free college right? fucking normalfags

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>>26526653

NEETs vote trump!

I'm shitposting from work. I get paid a lot for it, while OP does it... for free.

>>26526669
Goodbye neetbux

Bernie or Trump, the NEET can't win

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>>26526688
Same here

110$ a day for shitposting

>>26526693

how so? The Donald will enable us to make free capital gains on the market.

Most NEETs will be able to take advantage of the situation because they dont rely on the hands that feeds them like a wagecuck.

I like my job
I GET PAID to do it
I like neets and happy to contribute to thier bux as they make might fine threads

Although I don't believe these neets are happy though, must just be a very good meme

>>26526713
>rely on the hands that feeds them
>what's neetbux?

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Could all the wagecuckies in this thread tone the fuck down and get back to work so I can concentrate on finishing this epic symphony I'm writing and start working on another groundbreaking philosophical novel ?
Hold on a second, the director of New York's Museum Of Modern Art is calling, he probably is gonna bug me again about buying my paintings.

>>26526732

oh wow .. you get them once and after that you are free to do what you want

Do you think NEETs waste them monthly? Didn't you read this thread or any other?

Sure there are bad apples that give us a bad name but most of us are able to multiply money in ways wageslaves can only dream of.

>>26526669
there is no NEET candidate worth voting for, all of them will fuck NEETs over

>>26526770

nobody can fuck a NEET over.

The NEET does what he wants and he has all the time in the world to adapt to any situation that can threaten his lavish lifestyle.

The only ones who cant escape are the wagecucks trapped in the wheel of slavery.

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>>26526828
you sure use a lot of energy trying to convince us about your perfect life. Didn't you have a symphony to write or a rocketship to build?

>>26526876

im waiting for the NYSE to open

>>26526898
the symphony ain't going to write itself, you know. get to it, you got plenty of time.

maybe your parents will be proud of you too, for once

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>>26526930

i personally do not care about what my parents have to say ... its more of a wagecuck thing to worry about what others think.

I am also not into classical music. Me personally i only care about myself 24 hrs and 7 days a week.

Very egocentric i know but at least i dont work for anyone else but myself.

One day you might catch me reading a book in the park .. the next you might see me working out in the gym and on the other days my friend i'll take all the free money i can get from wageslaves.

>>26526972
>Me personally i only care about myself 24 hrs and 7 days a week.

That's a really nice way of saying "I spend most of my time at home masturbrating"

>>26527009

whats bad about that?

im free to do that if i want to .. theres no downside for me

you spend 40 hrs /wk+ commute and more to be able to do the same lol

>>26527009

I've never seen a wagecuck this mad before. Is this a new record? Wagie ragie is delightful.

>>26525678
It's dropped almost $30/share since November.

>>26526638
Oh we solved that one, it was your girlfriend's vaginal discharge after the third consecutive orgasm.

Someone post the neet vs wage images for both sides good and bad

I think I understand this: In order to keep the NEET lifestyle, you gotta be self-employed. I'm not saying that it's easy. I'm not saying that it's a constant peril that the line between work and home can be blurred. But think of this: Working in your own home and no commuting at all!

ITT: Wagies troll wagies.

>REMOVE ALL WELFARE

WOW. GOOD JOB LADS. LETS REMOVE THAT THING YOUVE BEEN PAYING TAXES INTO SINCE YOU STARTED WORKING THAT WILL KEEP YOU HOUSED AND WARM WHEN YOU'RE DECREPID AND OLD.

Maybe we could spend it on foreign countries instead. OH, or bombs and shit. Fuuuck, why not just set up some sick incentivization for more giant megacorps. Lovely.

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i like my IT support monkey job, since i get lot of praises from qts in the bank

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>>26525414

Do people actually believe this shit? I'm a neet, I've been one for the last 16 years. My life is miserable. I don't read "fine literature" for the same reason I dropped out of school, it's too tasking. Fine dining? Waking up when you want to? What the fuck? My body is in an absolute horrid state. I wake up in pain. I feel sick, I don't even know why I wake up. When my eyes open I'm filled with dread. I don't have dreams just nightmare after nightmare after nightmare. Never ending life long nightmares. I eat boxed shit that's unhealthy as fuck in MASSIVE HEART FAILURE QUANTITIES to forget the pain of being alive. I sit at my computer or in the basement watching tv. I have 0 friends, gaming online requires friends.. So in other words gaming is no longer a venting utility for me. I can't take single player games because my depressive decaying mind cannot enjoy anything that takes too much thought. I fall back thinking "woah there buddy too serious" and quit within 5-10 minutes of any game. I gave Fallout 15 minutes and never went back to it. I lead a life of misery. I long for something more. I'm physically fucked in every way a man could be fucked physically. This isn't life, this isn't even surviving. This is denying reality. This is succumbing to all the negativity that the failure life of a neet is. I was unlucky as I come from a people who no longer exist and from a land that is now associated with sandniggers when I myself and my people never were and don't share any genetic makeup with those apes. Regardless, I was firmly ostracized in western culture. This isn't fucking comfy living. Fuck anyone who props this meme bullshit up any further. I FUCKING WISH I was a normie, but after all the years of mental abuse that the ostracizing and hermitting myself away from society has done.. There is no going back. 30y/o hkv. Hating every waking moment of my life.

^ That is neet.

>>26527298

false flagging wagecuck detected

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>>26525414
This song is golden.

>>26527298

nice try WIDF

Wagies getting their anus banged by NEETs once again. Hope Mr. Shekel won't cuck you too much wagie.

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>>26527309

This is exactly what I'm talking about. Crippling mental disabilities that make you incapable of perceiving reality as it is. I'm not a wagecuck. I haven't worked a single job in my fucking life. Well, actually there was one.I was a temp for all of 3 days at a packaging plant. Never went back because my body was unable to maintain the pressures that normie's body's were accustomed to. My point is... Any true neet is beyond fucked in the head and there's nothing to be proud of. All this meme bullshit about fine dining, fucking the normie's wife? LOL? As if having no luck with females before becoming a hermit wasn't bad enough, being a fucking retard with nothing going for you clearly puts you in the top spot for fucking a successful man's wife. Even if she's a whore you're too much of a loser to even say hello to her, let alone infiltrate her life and have any kind of relation. I can't believe how this PLIGHT has become a meme of pride... Absolutely retarded.

>>26527318

The fuck is WIDF?

>>26527441

Wagecuck Internet Defense Foce

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>>26527446

Sorry bud, just another loser. I wish you were right. I so fucking wish you were right. That I was lying about all of what I said.. What I'd give for all of it to be a lie.

>>26527392
So tell us what you accomplished last week, other than fapping to animu?

>>26527441

another day, another dollar wagie!

>>26527497

Crippling mental disabilities....

>>26527605

Working for pennies on the dollar......

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>>26527441
Neet of 3 years here. I cant imagine 15. I feel trapped. Going outside is really stressful and i want to gas myself. My fear of death is complete ly gone lol.

Fucking someones wife? Not a chance. Im going to watch porn and maybe just maybe get off on it. L8er fags

>>26527936

wagies .. stop pretending to be neets

when will they learn?

How the fuck do you even manage to be neet? Where does your money come from? Everyday I'm stressed to fuck over the fact I need to get a job so that I have dosh to spend, I wish I could just be neet mode but moneys a necessity

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Today I will remind them with originality and gusto

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>>26527083

roast of the damn millenium right here

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the grand connoisseur of comfiness reporting in. just few more years to finn basic income

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C8QXp5mIVo

>>26528761
Holy shit. Am I seeing something on /r9k/ described exactly the same way it works in real life?

Nothing is certain anymore.

>>26527298
I cant really comprehend what you are saying. But if its so hard, why dont you try to change it anyhow?

It sounds like your are on the absolute bottom of everything in life-no matter what you do, it would be better wouldnt it?

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>>26526598

Wagecuck here. Love these threads, they are the best. Neets are trully funny. Makes my day desu.

I'm really inspired by these threads, i'm saving a lot of money so i can be a neet. Actually sometimes i wish i get fired.

But i'm on my way to be a neet.

Keep it up neets!

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>>26526721

"like"

Shut your stockholm syndrome up your ass

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>>26525414
>While the NEET is being a baller

Wow that was gay.

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>>26527298

It's your fault that you don't know how to be a neet. You are a disgrace. You have no idea how bad it is being a wagie. You crap on the beauty of life that is freedom and time.

GTFO

> Wagecuck here that supports neet life.

>>26529337
From what film is that? :3

>>26529931

Up In The Air with George Clooney

he fires wagecucks for a living in that movie

>>26529715
bro don't fall for the meme, im a happy go lucky normie who was never depressed, i had no job a full year after graduating and i was never so depressed and lazy in my life. back working now 2 months and im happy again,

>>26529945
Seems appropriate!

>>26527298
You have depression. Get on the jew pills, they increase serotonin.

In the years since I dropped out of college I taught myself math, physics, programming. All while I get free welfare money from the government. Dropping out of life was a good decision, I would have killed myself otherwise. I can't stand being around other people.

>>26529945
Ah, wait! Shouldn't the film be called "NEET in the air?" Because it's the NEET flying around to liberate wagecucks, right?

>>26530225

truuuuuuuu

changed it

What makes the neet so homo?

Like the idea of neetdom, but not the gay part.

Can you be a true neet without being gay and liking traps?

Actually not trolling or fishing here, I just seen alot of faggotry in neet posts

wagcucks btfod like usual

>>26530442
desperation and loneliness

>>26530262
Goody!

Do you want them to have swedish subs?

>>26531525

>swedish subs

come on most swedes speak english anyway lol

>>26531534
Why not? Even though I understand english pretty good, there was still a few things that I didn't really understand. E.g. what's the package? Is it a dismissal pay?

I can make time for that, despite my busy NEET schedule. And maybe some other NEET tags along.

>>26528761
This doesn't get posted enough

>>26531595

k ive enabled that viewers can contribute subtitles (for both videos) and shit but idk how it works

i wont have time to figure it all out because of my busy NEET Schedule

>>26531641
Thanks a lot! :3 Step by step we will spread the gospel of NEET.

>>26527083
Underrated post tee bee aitch

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>>26528656
BTFO

NEETS
B
T
F
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>>26525414
>tfw lost all right to NEETbux or autismbux

Think of me as you turn around in bed today, fellow brothers, I have fallen and had to become a wageslave to eat again.

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>>26527024
>whats bad about sitting at home masturbating all day

r u srs

>>26531875

why dont oyu tell me whats bad about it?

if someone enjoys doing it .. its good for him .. who are you 2 judge

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aS6ccvhgAg

The epic saga continues.

holy fuck are you people still at it ITT?! Where's your new written symphony or whatever the fuck you claim to spend your time on?

Do you NEETs do anything else than shitpost on /r9k/ and fap to chinese cartoons all day?

>Do you NEETs do anything else than shitpost on /r9k/ and fap to chinese cartoons all day?

>being this new here

wew lad

>>26532992
>2vids1day
Nice montage. But don't burn yourself out. Make the next vid a work of NEET art.

>>26533510

im gonna take a day or two off and enjoy some mediterranean food while working on my paper on dark matter & energy

Hey there NEETapoos! How's your day going? Masturbate to My Little Ponies yet or is it on the to do list?

>>26526443
Back from work. It was a good day actually, up for an award on some portfolio site for my last project. Time to play some SFV and kick back.

>>26525414
But working makes me so fulfilled. I also enjoy the fact that I'm wanted where I work, by my boss or the customers. People look to me for help. Feels nice to be tired at the end of the day sometimes. Because it shows how much of a hard worker I am.

Sorry NEETS.