fembot feels

There are no girls on the internet. Post tits + timestamp otherwise.

>>26494318
> Chad hasn't fucked my roast beef in two entire days :(

>>26494318
>image.jpg
is there a more reliable way of sniffing out a shitposter?
don't forget to sage

LOOK GUYS I HAVE A VAGINA

HEY I HAVE A VAGINA

HEY, BOARD FULL OF LONELY VIRGIN MALES AND VIRULENT MISOGYNISTS:
I HAVE A VAGINA I HAVE A VAGINA I HAVE A VAGINA

You are so dumb it's not even funny

>inb4 hurr i'm an trole!! xD
still a retarded shitpost either way.

>put nair between asscheeks
>ass is on fire and stings
>nice and smooth in the end


>also on period and cramps

>>26494318
wow a fembot feels thread you're so cool and original, anon.

>valentine's day
>laying on the couch in my long johns
>listening to music
>drinking
>by myself

>>26494364


put nair on your finger and finger your pussy and asshole pls

>>26494318
That's quite common for people who gain weight rapidly. Sorry you're fat.

>the only attention I get is from my 4 beta orbiters
>i'll be alone forever
Get the fuck out. You are the reson this board exists. And now you try and hijack it the moment it becomes "edgy" and "cool"?
Kill yourself. I'm not joking. The world would be infinitely better if you were not on it. Die.

>>26494318
girIs can't be robots.

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How about we start a general feels thread?
>relevant spongebob meme

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>tfw getting raped is the only way I could imagine having sex
>tfw shave just in case someone attacks you and forces you to have sex

These are bad feels

>>26494915
This is a relatable post. It's not even sad for me anymore, actually makes me laugh nowadays.

>>26494318
The reason male feels matter more than female feels is because we aren't emotional children. Our issues affect our life and dreams, yours are in relation to not banging Chad.

>inb4 Actual Robot female here

You are just that then, a robot. Fembots are an ungodly creation where stuck up bitches come to whine about non-issues.

Hey fembot,

Chad here. I'll post fembot feels for the girl I'm currently slamming.

> have a huge crush on Chad
> he's fucking hot but also so smart
> i always message him first
> he always distances himself
> find out he's fucking a Stacy with bigger tits and ass than me
> she doesn't even have her GED

>>26494915
>>26494975
Rate yourselves, i wanna know what so ugly i can only be raped tier is.

>>26494915
fucking relatable.
but also really fucking depressing

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>>26494318
>fembot
AAHHAHAAAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAA

>>26495038
i think the implication here is that they are too scared to have sex, not that they're too ugly for sex
because there is no such thing for women

>>26495026
get out narcissistic normie.

>>26495047
>>26494975
>>26494915
Feel free to hit up the dicklet thread anyday and hand out numbers.

>>26494915
ummmm sooo are you asking for it?

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These threads make me pissed off at the reactions they get. Just don't post itt nigger. Ignore the thread if you don't like it.

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>>26495155
>Can't handle the bantz, AT ALL!!!

>>26495207
What? It's not that it's just annoying to see you guys bitching all the time. Go outside.

Btw what bantz, I didn't even receive any bantz.

>>26495155
literally this.
just don't post in this thread and it won't bump to the top ?
fucking stupid robots.

>>26495234
>Banter in general you mong.

If you want a safe haven for women and white knights try cripple space or Tumblr.

This place is for FROGS!!!
FROGPOSTER WORLD!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26495038
I don't know, maybe like a 5-6 maximum out of 10. Most people tend to stay away from me because I look like a heroin junkie. And those that do approach me are put off by my confusion and spaghetti spillage.

But it probably doesn't even have much to do with how ugly you are alone. I'd think it has more to do with how vulnerable you look.

>>26495246
Or we try degrading them and driving them away so they have no space for their shitty threads. They keep bumping better thread off for this garbage.

>>26495266
Again, not what I said.

Can you read?

>>26494318
ooh ooh i've got one

>tuesday night
>cram my cottage cheese thighs into a pair of sweatpants
>laying in bed with my laptop
>get a text from a funny guy I know
>he wants to take me to dinner friday night
>he's fat so I ignore it and share feminist memes on facebook
>saturday night i''m going to go to a place he hangs out at and flirt with him all night to remind myself i've ''still got it''

>>26495287
In doing so you're posting and bumping the thread, fucking negroid.

>>26495290
Yes, I can also read between the lines.
I will continue to degrade these garbage threads until they are gone.

>>26494915
Where do you live? I'm gonna start serial raping in the hopes of getting you.

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>>26495325
Better than the alternative.

>>26495336
But they won't be gone if you keep bumping them, mongoloid. "Read between the lines" however you want, attempt to interpret something if you really want to I guess.

You're just wasting your time familia.

>>26495368
They will be gone when these threads serve no purpose. BECAUSE NO ONE WILL MAKE THEM.

>>26495409
And now this threads on the first page again. Way to go.

>>26495409
>>26495368
man, I just love fighting about how to get rid of a cancerous thread.

>>26495432
I'm not the only one. And this thread will eventually die. 90% SHITPOSTED

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>>26495076
>did this once out of boredom
>they dont like black fembots
>denied by dicklets
I'm a true bot

fembots, what's your lifestyle like? depressed college student? complete shut-in?

>>26495076
doing this causes everyone to call you an attention whore, degenerate female, ect.
I'd rather not, thanks.

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>>26495447
Topkek you did it again.

Man you really are retarded. I'm losing faith in humanity.

>>26495498
>>26495448
would either of you want a chad boyfriend? i'm here for you

>>26495467
>going to a community college nearby
>living with parents
>part time job at a diner
>when I don't work I stay at home posting on 4chan, playing vidya, or sleeping

my life is really boring tbqh.

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>>26495511
Nice dubs.

>>26495448
>tfw Black GF is my dream.
Feel free to leave picture of hand with E-mail.
Seattle
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just a reminder, don't date robots, they are not innocent victims.

>>26495498
because it's always trolling.
you're talking to dudes who's best interaction with a female involves some sort of prank. if anyone purporting to be female wanted to do anything beyond sharing snapchats i would dismiss it out of hand

>>26495518
>on /r9k/
>Chad

Pffft yeah right.

I just want to date pygma.

>>26495281
>I look like a heroin junkie
height/weight?
> I'd think it has more to do with how vulnerable you look
Sure as a rape target, but regular guys would only be avoidant if you were particularly sketchy.

>>26495591
We need femanons. The femanon is the holy grail.

>>26495591
I couldn't get Chad
>The Post

Roasties can either apply themselves and got to school and focus on work. Or be whores like always and not end up in business leads. Guess which one they always choose.

>>26495599
do I have I post a picture of myself with a timestamp every single time I want to prove I'm a girl though?
again, guys would start calling me an attention whore.

>>26495591
Not even a robot horror story
>>26495660
>Roasties can either apply themselves and got to school and focus on work. Or be whores like always and not end up in business leads
what does work and school have to do with that post?

>>26495610
5'7" and 84lbs as of some time last week.

But since when does a rapist care about how sketchy you act? If it's just a regular guy, he probably wouldn't be looking to rape. If it's just something as simple as taking advantage, that could be done in literally any casual/non-casual setting as long as you fit the qualities the guy likes.

>>26495684
Not really tbqh
Ahdjdbsjs

>>26495684
or maybe just put out an email or something and ask if anyone wants to talk.

cumonstepitup

kinda like this
snapchat: zubzib

>>26495694
>WAAAH MEN OWN BUSINESSES AND RELIGION

Whiny bitch is complaining about how men are busy producing all the shit in the world. She then complains about how men are forced to kill other men in far off countries like she is some sort of victim.

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>>26495684
> every single time I want to prove I'm a girl though
Not if:
1. you don't announce your gender
2. you post contact info
3. your story doesn't de-rail shit
4. you're not obnoxious (good luck)
5. your story is boring

>>26495467
I'm currently on anti-depressants/anxiety medication (about a week so far) Shut-in, but went to college and dropped out because I got super ill.
>>26495467
I'm currently on anti-depressants/anxiety medication (about a week so far) Shut-in, panic attacks when i go outside. I went to college for half a year and dropped out due to a sickness.

>>26495518
No because it's too much baggage for you. But you probably get off on damaged girls.

>>26495561
One punch man is awesome. Also im mentally challenged and cant keep someone until i get better

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>getting along with a new coworker
>"we should hangout outside of work"

why

>>26495748
>5'7
>84lbs
how are you even alive?

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>>26495831
Post fucked up didnt want to post two replies

>>26495748
be my anagf

>>26495748
>5'7" and 84lbs as of some time last week.
How long have you been a spooky skeleton? Why did you choose to go full spooky?
>But since when does a rapist care about how sketchy you act?
No rapist wants to get stabbed!
>could be done in literally any casual/non-casual setting as long as he can't get caught and is drunk and horny enough
FTFY

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>be virgin neet
>get a virgin neet bf
>give him a blowjob on valentines day
>no idea what i'm doing, all sexual stuff is alien to me
>blowjob is terrible
>he still loves me
>mfw i promised i'll give my best to be able to please him properly

is this the "men roleplay as women for attention" thread

>>26495953
here we go again..

abcd

SEATTLE
E
A
T
T
L
E

I will feed you, water you, and give you ATTENTION everyday.

>>26495859
Typo
>>26495882
>>26495893
Again, mistyped the 8, should be 9. Not an intentional skelly, I'm just an ectomorph that doesn't eat consistently at all. One day I will have 1-2 meals, another I just sleep all day.

>>26495748
>5'7" and 84lbs

Are you pale as fuck?
Do you live in the U.S. if so which part? (South, Northeast, West, etc)
On a scale of 1 to 10, what rate would you give your feet?
Would you ever have anal sex?

>>26495448
>tfw I don't care what race you are

w-would you be down for talking on Skype?

>inb4 you don't like blackbots either

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>no one has sent me a snap yet
oy vey

maybe all the robots should colonize some poor southeast asian country and blow dosh on ugly hookers

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>>26494318
on fucking valentine's day? really? you can't leave us alone for this one day out of the year?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>26496116
I honestly would if my snapchat was working.
sorry anon ):

>>26496064
White bot here.
Can I suck you dick. If so.
>Can I be in the middle of you two and have us make an Oreo?

>>26495448
>black girl
>big black vagina being satisfied with anything less than a huge 8+ inch dick

that's why
black women are overwhelmingly size queens and they didn't want to bother on some thot who was gonna reject them anyways

>>26496179

I'm satisfied with my arab boyfriend's 6.3 inch dick

>>26496163
>can I be in the middle of you two and have us make an Oreo?

I kek'd m8. I may as well take you up on your offer seeing as how the qt black fembot never replied. She's probably too busy being dick'd down by Chad and Brad. I don't even know why I even bother trying.

>>26496163
really hoping you're not this desperate man..

>>26496203
>6.3
>satisfied

so you would be less than satisfied with an average dick?

>>26496203
>black size queen
>proving me right
L O L
O
L

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>>26496211
Ebin

>>26496225
>Desperate
>Not just wanting to live out a fetish

>lazy-ass sick fembot
>18 yr old only been fucked by a guy nine years older than me who also has two kids
>degraded to piece of shit
inb4 the ree-ing

>>26494318
>can we get a fembot feels thread? I'll start.

No you can't start, femnons are not, and will never be Robots. You don't belong on this board. Fuck off and die you wretched hag.

>>26496024
Pale 'as fuck,' questionable
Pale, yes
Northeast US
I never understood the feet stuff, so I don't know good or bad qualities very well. Used to play vidya with a guy that was really into that stuff and it kind of sketched me out. I'd give myself a 5 or
6 because my pinky toes are bent weird and my soles get dry and crackly.
The thought of sex in general is intimidating and that seems like a step farther.

I don't like posting like this. It's fun to answer normal questions that people are curious about, but it always gets out of hand. When can we have a reasonable, relaxing thread where people can ask questions that don't involve sex?

>>26496211
SEATTLE
E
A
T
T
L
E

Still in this vicinity.

>>26496246
Wait you're a grill r-right?

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>>26496270
Why'd you fuck your stepdad?
Does your mom know?

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>>26494915
If you are a female I would honestly have sex with you desu

>>26496270
at least you're not a virgin like the rest of us.

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>>26496308
lol he was a co-worker now manager at my work. my mom has her string of boyfrnds off POF and thinks i havent even held hands with a guy

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>>26496306
No.
o.

Nada

>>26496331
i guess not. apparently i've reached whore status

>>26496271
>The real shut-ins, mentally deficient and/or NEET females can't be robots
Why

>Inb4 temporary sadness caused by Chad's disinterest

>>26496358
>was my coworker
>manager now
I feel for you, anon.

>>26496358
Slutty. Are you into being used?

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>>26496358
Are you a homewrecker?

>>26496292
I live in the Northeast, nowhere near Seattle.

>>26496383
I kinda had a feeling you weren't when you mentioned fetish. So what exactly is your fetish? Having a threesome with a black couple?

>>26496245

how did that prove you right m8?

>>26496244
5.8 if the girth is fat to 6.7 at most

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>>26496397
Yah. he just got promoted and i dont even live in the state anymore. it's kind of messy. he just used me for sex when i was there and now he wants to keep things going via text. before all of this i was some recent highschool graduate who had never been kissed/played runescape all the damn time

>>26496453
Yeah. I think it would be nice.

> schizo senpai smiles a lot at me
> he even howled after speaking to me, meaning I pleased him
> slowly worming my way into his life
I-I'm getting courage to ask him to watch a movie with me

>>26496474
does he constantly give you shit while you're working? I've heard of that happening to people a lot, it must really suck.

>>26496442
if i was in a relationship with him it would have been hot. but it just ended up hurting because all he did would come over before work, fuck, then i wouldnt see him for like five days. i highly recommend it for your first encounter with the opposite sex

>>26496506
When my work schedule overlapped his time off, he would get pissed. But I had more time off than him and I would be really sad that he never made an effort to see me. i also brought him a ton of gifts from my job (worked at a well-known candy store) . he brought me leftover food once.

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>>26496474
kek
Women really can NEVER EVER be robots.
Been on this purgatory board for most of seven years now and I can only be eternally amused by these developments.

>>26496486
Why specifically a black couple though? I don't think the sex would really be any different.

>>26496553
so you actually enjoy the relationship?

>>26496571
>O R E O
Cutie black garru.
Handsome Black boyo.

Oh well. gtg

>>26496560

I am a bot
>no relationships
>sperg
>asexual
>26 year old KHV
>not fat
>play vidya, basically a NEET

so yeah

>>26496502
I always find these developments warming, it's the highlight of these threads.

It's cute and sweet, hope it works out hapa-senpai.

>>26495207
There's no bantz ITT, only butthurt

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>>26496591
the only thing i enjoyed was the sex, and being attracted to him. it was pretty amazing and that seems to be one of the big reasons of him leaving our hometown and moving to where i am for college. but he never took me out on a date once, always came over to my place, and i paid for the lunch we got once lol. i love him but he's pretty much an airhead who works 40 hours in retail and has two kids, pays child support. etc. i was kind of hoping for something for valentines day, because a couple days ago he said he wasnt seeing anyone else and wanted to be with me. i got a "happy valentines day" text. so now i have to end it all

>>26496647
>asexual
Lucky bot trait.

>>26496715

I haven't had friends for 4 years

8 years if you discount online

>>26495448
L O N D O N
O
N
D
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le original comment

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>>26496474
>played runescape all the damn time
FUCK

>>26496681
man, I'm really sorry. Moving on seems like the only right solution though.
you'll find him someday, anon.

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>>26496729
What happened to your online friends?
>tfw you still miss people from maplestory
Fuck that game though.

>>26496760
hey anon thank you for the real feels. the last time this got brought up in a thread it went to shit. we'll see how it pans out.

>>26496553
>>26496514
I'm starting to see why this whole misogyny thing is a thing.

>tfw nobody wants to date you because you aren't a whore

Anal and oral are for faggots and whores, but for some reason guys expect it.

Wish I could just find an asexual cutie for some pure romance

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>>26496647
I was speaking about women, if that was not painfully apparent.

>>26496806
keep us updated. maybe make a thread about it someday, I genuinely want to know what happens.

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>>26496747
99 prayer based

>>26496821
this is actually adorable.

>>26496821
Are there any asexual women who would have sex in order to have children? That would be pretty great.

>>26496064
Not really since there is nothing to talk about. I don't have much of a life.

>>26496179
>thot
Pls no cringy degenerate speak and I don't have much of a sex drive on my meds.

>>26496852
>i-i don't want to have sex anon...

>but I'll do it for you


>and for our children...

>>26496818
Yeah. People were angry because I went with a guy who had a terrible history with women in the past, therefore I fell into the category of being a piece of crap for going along with it. Honestly, I understand. It does not paint you in a kind light when you're with a guy who doesn't treat you right yet you continue to put up with it because he's hot, is great in bed, and makes you feel attractive.

>>26496830
Maybe not here, lol.

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>>26496827

I saw you post your hand yesterday(?) but came into the thread too late. Didn't think you would see my "hi."

Hi, eeyaw.

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>>26496064
I went to go play dota you disgusting nigger. That black fembot was right about black guys. Nothing but coons.

>>26496895
it really sucks that most of the dumb fucks on the website prevent you from making an actual thread about actual robot problems.

>>26496895
nah im just bitter because i can never be that guy

>>26496895
I wouldn't say angry. Just a little sad about how the world is.

>>26496821
>tfw no asexual gf
p-pls be in kentucky

>snowblower doesn't work without considerable force
>driveway covered in snow
>can barely shovel the sidewalk for mailman tomorrow
>tfw no snowplowing bf

Why am I so weak

>>26496966
>making an actual thread about actual robot problems
Not even shit talking but how is dating a hot womanizer who's great in bed an actual robot problem?

>>26497011
tfw I know this feel.
usually just pay some neighbor kids to do it for me tbqh.

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>>26497011
id plow ur snow if you know what i mean

>>26496966
lol! some can't see past their self-pity. i appreciate all the help i can get. i had no experience prior to dealing with guys before meeting him, so its a little bit apparent he was able to take advantage in some regards. the one time i asked him to use a condom, it was "Oh, we're not gonna need that". yeah, okay. i was a virgin so no prior exposure to STI's. and i already took the pill in anticipation of it. but still. it shouldn't been brushed off like that because he felt like going raw

>>26497008
Ohio. What part of Kentucky do you live in

>move to nowhere
>everybody is only interested in partying or camping or other outdoors shit
>shitty uni doesn't have any clubs of value
>only two "nerdy" clubs are league (kek) and anime
>i don't watch that much animu
>can make small talk but nobody has anything of interest to say
>go days without having any social interaction with anyone outside, besides paying for food or whatever

I just want someone I can talk to.

FUCKING
NORMIES
GET
OUT
NOW!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26496852
That's the dream, famu

>>26496978
what do you see in him that would make you want to be like him?

>>26497085
Rural area near Frankfort

>>26497087
actually considering posting my kik for you anon.

>be really fat
>eat cheesecake and strawberries that I bought myself anyway
>fuck Tyrone because don't want to be lonely
Just kill me now

>>26497087
You could start your own club. Maybe there are more people like you, looking for a chance to connect?

>>26497125
he is attractive
he has a low stress job
he is capable of attracting women and treating them badly
he apparently doesn't feel bad for doing so

even one of those things would be nice to have

>>26497179
don't eat cheesecake and strawberries?
that would solve your first problem at least.

>>26497130
Leave me an email, that is a hours away but eh maybe we could talk>>26497125

>>26497164
It's fine, I don't have kik anyway. I downloaded it once and all I got were sex bot spam messages.

>>26497181
I've been here less than a year/two semesters, so I don't know how I'd even go about that. Not to mention I have no idea what club I'd want to make.

>>26496941
>plays mobas

And nothing of value was lost.

>>26497208
Where in Ohio are you? I'm moving back to Columbus in May.

>>26497210
Adding onto that, starting a club by myself and trying to get someone to join a club if I just sit at a table alone with a single sign up sheet sounds awful. People would just look at me with pity and walk away.

>>26497247
meetup.com
i've been regularly embarassing myself and creeping on women for over a year now thanks to this sitee

>>26497208
[email protected]
look forward to it

>>26497244
Oxford

>>26497220
I want a bf who plays mobas and not an insecure nig like you

>>26494318
>boyfriend works until 1am
>spending valentines alone but not actually alone
>still feels real bad

>haven't even touched a guy in years
>start to get worried thinking I'm pregnant
0/10

>>26497201
Sugar is herion

>>26497193
he isn't conventionally attractive, but yeah. he's had a string of gfs and got someone knocked up twice since 18. i've worked with him, the job is definitely not low-stress, but i get what you mean. he never finished college. i sometimes wonder if he understands the effect he's having. but im tired of his shitty excuses and not getting a response text for over 24 hours. im still a sucker for him, and even how angry i get when the moment comes to really tell how bitter i am, i cant stand the idea of not having him anymore.

>valentines sex didn't make me cum
>dick was stabbing at taint, then shoved in dry vagina so it bruised me up and I can't fap
>got him two gifts
>got zero

>>26496852
That would be me. In general I think I'd only have sex if my bf wanted to.

>>26497291
>implying I'm the original anon you were talking to

I'm just letting it be known nothing of value was lost because you play mobas. Maybe if you didn't have such shit taste you'd have a boyfriend by now nigress.

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>>26497351
>dick was stabbing at taint, then shoved in dry vagina

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>>26497351
Dump him.

>>26497363
That's the ideal sexuality. Is that fairly typical of people who are asexual, or are they generally 100% agianst sex?

>>26497260
Tried that, problem is the groups I'm interested are either:
1. Nobody actually attends anything or posts on the page
2. Everybody is significantly older than I am

Being in the middle of nowhere also makes it so that most of these groups are old niggers with their "spiritual" or "holistic" or "meditation" groups.

I found a robot here that goes to my campus the other day but he hasn't been online since our short conversation. I think I'm destined to be lonely as fuck for as long as I live here.

>>26496852
There was the girl looking for a robot to start a loveless marriage with and have some kids.

>>26497351
http://imgur.com/QZ1z4WB

Every time I see these threads all the fembots are American

>tfw no britbong fembot gf

>>26497368
Dota is amazing and league gives mobas a bad reputation. You can't convince me my tastes are shit.

>>26497433
>complaining about all the >fembots being American when all the trannies and traps are in the UK

>>26497326
apparently he can drive you crazy
no ones ever felt like that for me

i recognize i am human trash yet it doesn't make me feel better

>>26497408
I still want love. I just don't need a woman who is super into sex.

>>26497399
I don't really care enough.
And after throwing out four years, I'd just end up with somebody else with a hidden flaw, like they raped their baby cousin or they have crab hands.
Bad at sex and presents is a relatively small flaw.

>>26497475
Have you gotten your test levels checked?

>>26497510
I have completely normal sex drive, but I'd rather just masturbate than be cucked. And I've had sex before and I thought it felt dirty. Felt like I needed washed afterwards.

>>26497469
the big thing was that i knew him for a year and saw him pretty much every day at work before we got together. that gave me plenty of time to become attracted to him. it wasnt instant. it was the same on his part and that's what made the sex unbelievable. and other physical factors

since i hadnt kissed anyone before him, never got myself off, i found it really reassuring i could have a reaction like i did. so when you are in that alone state your drive kind of turns off

>>26497466
I'm not gay otherwise it'd be great

>>26497551
You were probably molested and have repressed memories

>>26497400
It really depends on how the person feels about sex, but I get the sense that most don't have sex at all.

>>26497697
Man I don't know if I could be in a relationship with an asexual. I think that the only thing worse than being a kissless virgin would be to love a qt woman that you could never touch, yet still have to pretend to have a functional marraige with

>>26497783
You wouldn't have to pretend. It could still be functional.

>>26497783
My mom is in a relationship with a guy who has lost his testisicles. He can't even get a boner.
>shes not asexual
>she wants to marry him and loves him
wat. Who would do this.

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>>26497818
sleeping in separate rooms is not functional

pretending to be in love is not functional

>>26497852
>a man with literally no testicles is better with women than I am.


welp that's it.
i'm blowing my brains out right now

>>26497892
But you can have love without sex, right? And have affection without sex.

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>>26496895
sincerely hope you are raped by a pack of niggers and murdered by method of skullfucking. would suit a subhuman abortion reject like yourself ^_^

>>26497087
I was around some people discussing vidya the other night and LoL was brought up. I helped out because the guy couldn't remember what the genre (moba) was called so I informed him. I didn't mention ASSFAGGOTS but I thought about it. ^_^

>>26497852
What is a testisicle? Is that a new-fangled type of ice cream?

>>26494318
>tfw acne on my mound
>tfw compulsively pop and pick at them.
pls kil

>>26497892
I seriously don't understand. Shes not even 50 yet. Who wants to stop having sex forever!? It wasn't even his choice too and a horse injuried his nuts btw. I even asked if he used sex toys with her and she said no. I dont know why shes settling for this. Inb4 money or something

>>26497852
>He can't even get a boner.
He can probably still do things to your mother and enjoy it, and she can probably do things with his prostate.
Even if they don't do anything sexual she can always take care of herself.

>>26497852
they probably both like gettin at dat prostate boi

I had a great valentine's alone.
I feel content.
I wish I could spread my good feels to y'all who need them. You deserve happiness too.

>>26497931
romantic love without sex is fucked up desu famiglia

i could not handle being in that type of relationship. if she let me have sex with her to make me feel better it would be even worse because then i;m pretty much a rapist

>>26497988
Fill my good vibes spirit bomb.

>>26497944
pics of that mound anon

>>26497966
My mom said masturbation is disgusting but I found her sex toys. I don't think she knows how to use them and admitted it the other day when i was having a convo about sex toys between my sis and I. I'm not even sure if she had a clitoral orgasm. I feel bad for her for being so ignorant and settling for a guy with no balls. Id doubt shed finger her ass. I may try to convince her to try and learn how to use them

>>26498058
no thank anon. thanks for the (You) though

>>26497962
he may have a good oral game

>>26498064
Also after my parents divorce shed date crappy guys but found a good guy with no fucking nuts. I dont even...and one turned out to be on the news with cp on his pc.

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>>26498079
why not anon,you said it now post it

>>26498087
I even asked if he did that to her and she said no. My mom is NOT asexual. Shes just settling for him because hes nice to her. There are tons of nice guys but sex in a relationship is important too. Unless shes fucking menopausal now

Hey, ladies-I'll let you in on a secret.

Ready?

you can't be robots. Fuck off, you daft cunts.

>>26494398
This tbqh females. I'm sick of your fucking bullshit

>>26495660
>Roasties can either apply themselves and got to school and focus on work. Or be whores like always and not end up in business leads.
How is this different from what most young men do?

>>26496966
>actual robot problems.
You're an actual idiot. Listen to this guy >>26497025

>>26498158
They have been also dating for a year. How is this ever possible? I need my mom to stop being so delusional. Help me

>>26494997
I agree totally

>>26494318
>kissless virgin
>having touched a guy in years

Nobody saw the b8? Tbh I still always will blame the loser that feels the need to beat up on virgins on a virgin board on valentines day. Good work OP.

>>26498131
What am I looking at?

>muted after doing three captchas

HOLY FUCK MOOT
I just want to jerk over how sad and worthless I am, not write a damn essay every thirty fucking seconds

>>26498064
was she ever into sex outside of making babies

>>26495070
This tbqfh
Gggggg

>>26498131
if i say youre a faggot that walks around with a dildo up his ass all day long does that mean youre going to post that?

>>26498271
That picture is a vagina with an enlarged clit a prolapsed anus and some sort of infecton.

>>26498222
>I need my mom to stop being so delusional
She's happy, it may not make sense but it's fine.
Don't try to give your mom a dildo tutorial, and chill out, a woman's sex drive drops in her middle age anyways.

>>26498271
>MOOT
well isnt that cute BUT IT"'S WRONG

>>26498301
of course
you think /r9k/ would refuse a request anon?

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>>26498271
hidradenitis suppurativa, now show that puss puss

>>26498330
yes i do think that.

>>26497311
Oh my god I'm so sorry for you
You miserable whore

>>26498348
It is interesting how it spreads but does not touch the actual genitalia or asshole. Most infections or diseases affect the actual genitalia.

>>26498279
Yes, she had a fling with some guy upstairs and said they messed around a lot but stopped. So yeah plenty of boyfriends after my Dad (shes a milf). So finally she found a really caring guy without a nutsac. Shes so dumb thinking he's the only nice guy. Gonna have to have a talk with her about sex toys if she is really planing on having a sexless relationship.

>>26498397
Can you not come back to this board?

>>26498316
My mom isn't some saggy ass looking woman. She's beautiful and looks great for her age. I can try to be more understanding but i still feel obliged to teach her how to use a vib or something.

>>26498412
>he thinks im going to leave just because he wants me to
Not sure if serious or stupid

>>26498222
She's fucking middle aged, stop trying to force your mother to have sex you degenerate. Most people are not whores like you.

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>>26498420
do you want to fuck your mom anon?

>>26498449
>posts on a board for friendless virgins about sex and talking to people
>does not realize they are wasting their time

>>26496852
Me. Although I am not certain i want children. I did not masturbate or have any desire for sex prior to meeting my bf. I still am not very into it, but have tried to familiarize myself with it and associate it positively because I believe it would bring him joy. He does somewhat want kids and I've considered the idea of losing my virginity to him when and if we do try for children.

>>26498463
I havent had sex but i know how to use sex toys. I just don't think its normal for a person like her to be in a sexless relationship.

>>26498470
I dont have a penis. I justcare for my mom

>>26498520
No what's not normal is inbreds like you trying to force their parents to do what you like in their free time because you think it's better. Your mom is happy, leave her alone you scum

>>26498488
You're an idiot if you think every single person here is a khv. Fuck off with your butthurt.

>>26498548
I'm not forcing her to do anything. I just find her ignorance annoying and maybe they can use sex toys in the bed room. Why should my mom be denied her orgasm.

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>>26498520
you don't need a dick ,for lesbian sex with your mom

>>26498597
>I just find her ignorance annoying
Get over it you fat cunt

>>26498597
you do know most women don't have an orgasm with piv sex

>>26498629
My mom is sacred to me. I'd never think about her that way.

>>26498639
>he secretly wants me to prove im not fat so he can masturbate to my pictures
You're actually turning me on now. Stop

>>26498688
>You're actually turning me on now. Stop
Just leave your mom alone you disgusting landwhale

>>26495155
this. christ, you guys whinge about having no gf, and the moment a girl appears you crucify her.

do go on ladies.

>>26498675
Yes but when I use a dildo my vagina twitches sometimes. My friend talks about not wanting a guy if he can't make her cum (clitoral i guess).

>>26498688
it just pure lesbian love between two adult women

>>26498718
My mom and I are close and can talk to each other about anything. Im sorry you'll never have a bond like that between your family.

>>26498739
finger in bitch tongue on clit

>>26498775
If you were close you'd realize she's happy and leave her alone.
Now post those pics for fap purposes :^)

>>26498814
I didn't even nag her about it. You also don't deserve anything. I bet you're a khv and your suffering also turns me on.

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>>26498158
your mom slut days are over anon

>>26498895
>I bet you're a khv
Just v, but still miserable
>You also don't deserve anything.
Never said I did fatty

>>26495831
>No because it's too much baggage for you. But you probably get off on damaged girls.
not that guy, but people here called me 'chad' when i posted a pic. out of interest, would you fuck me if i offered you a pity fuck? would you be embarrassed if people found out? is sex important enough to you that you'd fuck a complete stranger? would you ever hire a male escort?
all fembot responses welcome, women still confuse me to some extent and i think always will, but still interested to learn more about you mysterious folk

>>26498924
oh and meant to add... yeah damaged girls turn me on no-end. feels nice knowing that i'll never be physically violent, always treat women with respect, do my best to be romantic, whereas their ex's have typically beaten and abused them. makes me feel nice, just being nice to a girl who's not used to it.

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>>26498895
are you a sub slut like most girls

>>26498909
Perhaps. She just told me today about him not having any balls and it shocked me. I guess she really loves him and I'm happy for her either way.

>>26498921
>miserable and taking his frustrations out on me
It's almost midnight but the everyone on my floor would hear me laughing right now.

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>>26495684
>everytime I want to prove Im a girl

But why would you need to prove you're a girl. The only reason its pertinent is when you are attention whoring. This place isnt about attention seeking. If you were actually anon youde know that but you're a dumb slut.

Now get out.

>>26498982
>It's almost midnight but the everyone on my floor would hear me laughing right now.
Not sure what you're saying tbqh
post pics slut

>>26498964
No. I don't give my pictures to men, they give them to me and masturbate for me. But i occasionally i swap nudes online. I cant really be a slut if im not being fucked

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He doesn't like me back
I messed things up
Am I an autist or what

>>26499015
You're pitiful and it's funny. I don't know how you couldn't understand that. Also i think you attack fems in other threads too

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>>26499032
you re internet slut

>>26499099
>You're pitiful and it's funny
welcome to /r9k/
>Also i think you attack fems in other threads too
only cunts

>>26499105
I'm not anymore. It's something I used to do but it's a bit boring now. I just get myself off and go on with my day.

>>26499125
You have problems and I cant take you serious when it comes to your opinion but if harassing people makes you feel better then so be it.

>>26499203
>You have problems
This coming from the one that gets off on suffering and feels a compulsive need to turn her mother into a slut

>>26496821
>Wish I could just find an asexual cutie for some pure romance
i would treat you like a queen. i would open doors, lay my coat in puddles, pay for everything, give you the comfiest pillow, fan you when you're too hot, spoon you when you're too cold, wake you with breakfast in bed and surprise you with little trinkets and treats at random times for no reason, give you foot massages, read you bedtime stories, give you my coat when it rains, tell you i love you, hurt anyone who hurts you, tell you that while you're with me you needn't worry about ANYthing - just be you and everything else will be taken care of, work my fingers to the bone while you stay at home or do chores - your choice, write you poems on valentines day, buy your fave cake on your birthday, cook you delicious meals every evening and drink merlot by candlelight, snuggle up by the fireplace with you and flick through holiday brochures deciding on which warm cosy country we'll retire to when we're old, i will never ask you to do anything sexual with which you're uncomfortable, but if you do want sex i'll do anything from making love to you for hours at a time, to fucking you hard and deep - whichever is your preference, i'll love you, i'll hug you, i will be YOUR man.
all you have to do is wear a mask with a pic of my ex's face on it 24/7.

>>26499220
I never implied I was normal but not pitiful like you. Also my mom should know how to orgasm by herself. It's also healthy to masturbate.
>its the best thing ever besides eating your favorite food

>>26499293
You're posting on /r9k/
You're just as pathetic as everyone else

>>26499303
On a different level, sure. You're way down there though.
>mfw he's so lonely hes resorts to arguing with people online to get attention
lmaoroflayylmao

>tfw I want to get a good dickng
>tfw hate the idea of one-night stands but will never have a bf
>tfw kissless virgin forever

>>26499443
where you from lass :^)

>>26499443
I-Iocation?
interests?

I DEMAND one of you fembots become my gf NOW

>>26499379
I post quality b8 when I want (You)'s actually
Gets a lot more
I just want some pics to fap to right now :^)

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>>26499491
Ok here is me. Fatty and juicy for you babe

>>26499517
sad thing is she could be a 6 or 7 if she wasnt fat af

>>26499517
the tragic thing is her face has real potential, she could probably have been pretty hot.
>>26499539
hivemind, this appeared just before i hit post.

>>26499539
That's the case for most fatties. Especially men. What a lost cause...

>>26499517
kek
she's probably got a nicer pussy than you if nothing else

>>26499479
now that's not the way to do it anon.
ask nicely.

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This threads still going? fucking christ...

>>26499572
I DEMAND that you be my gf please

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Why do women stop talking to men once they get bored of them? Life is unfair.

>>26499570
You'd never know so let your imagination go wild.
rofl

>the only relationship i can see myself in is an incredibly toxic, co-dependent one
>because being treated like shit would give me an excuse to treat the other person like shit right back

I think I've internalized r9k's soggy knees, if you want to confirm all women want to be treated like shit you may

>>26499611
>tfw no gf to call a pathetic piece of trash and then hatefuck
Sounds fun tbqh

>>26495155
Just ignore the posts if they bother you, nigger.
Funny hwo you give advice to people but you are not able of following that advice yourself.

>>26499597
you tried qt3.14

>>26499727
I wasn't even the first anon :^)

>>26499745
nice.

originaall post

>>26499776
pIs be my qt gf to love

>>26499801
you seem really nice and I would actually give you my snapchat or something if you were genuinely interested
sadly I'm scared of creepy anons snapchating me :(

>>26499469
>>26499472
Connecticut, but I'm only here for school. I like TV/film, vidya (>casual), cooking/baking, foreign languages, music, and reading.

>>26499856
>tfw I don't even have snapchat
[email protected]
you can at least email my throwaway

>>26499873
>one state away from me
What fims and games? What kind of things do you like to cook?

I want to hug all fembots.

>>26499896
You look like you have cancer.

>>26499873
pretty far sorry lass, but you sound like qt/gf/mother of my children material, where are you from originally

>>26500003
>I want to hug all fembots.
same, any girl who's desperate enough to post here deserves some love.

>>26500003
Kek someone post the deleted photo

>>26500110
lol, "fembots" don't deserve anything. I know I'm cancer, but I still post here and scroll past posts telling me I am cancer for possessing certain body parts.

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>>26499745
>>26499901
PIECE OF SHIT GF THIEF POST HIJACK I CANT EVEN GET A GF HERE

do fembots enjoy swallowing cum

>>26500213
No.
orginal comment

>>26500202
If it makes you feel any better she never emailed me anon

>>26500213
I do, but i'm not a female so there's that.

>>26500239
It doesn't, I want us all to be happy to be honest

>turn 30 later this year
>alone
>bulimic, can't stop eating

In the past 48 hours, since getting off work on Friday, this is just what I can remember eating:

-2 frozen macaroni & cheese frozen meals
-A giant bag of tostito lime chips
-12 Johnsonville bratwursts (two packages) on buns w/ yellow mustard
-An entire pound of pasta made into some pasta salad type thing with tuna, balsamic vinegar, olive oil
-A package of pillsbury cinnamon rolls w/ icing
-Two medium dominos pizzas
-A pint of Friendly's mint chocolate chip ice cream
-Half a mini carvel ice cream cake
-Two bacon egg & cheese croissants from Dunkin Donuts
-Eggs benedict from ihop
-Two packages of ramen

I think I'm missing a couple things. But there is no place I'd rather be than alone, in my own apartment, with a kitchen full of food, and a toilet all to myself for a great 3 day long weekend to scarf and barf to my little heart's desire.

>>26500195
but girls are the greatest thing in the known universe bar nothing, anon. i don't care how many people this post will piss off, i don't care if people think i'm trolling/lying. girls are fucking great, compared to girls, we're hopeless. they deserve so much more respect than they receive here or, well, anywhere for that matter.

which would you prefer? for your own 10/10 to actually be deeply in love with you and faithfully stay with you for the rest of your life, or to be a billionaire who drives ferraris, lives in a mansion, eats only supreme quality food, and fucks ten 18yo's a day, none of whom love you?

if for even a moment you're tempted by the latter option, i suggest you give it some serious thought, and furthermore i believe that you've never been in love. i would go for the loving relationship in a heartbeat.

>>26500293
well we can both be sad and lonely together anon

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>>26500332
>wasting delicious food like that
What the flying fuck.

>>26496289
>When can we have a reasonable, relaxing thread where people can ask questions that don't involve sex?
when are you useful for anything aside from sex?

>>26500344
fuck off white knight

>captcha
>STACIE S

>>26500332
honestly don't even know how it's physically possible to fit this much food inside you. at 6ft3 and with a tendency to walk through countryside/on beaches for a few miles most weekends, most days i'll have 1 meal and maybe snack on fruit/nuts here and there if i'm peckish. i could still lose a couple of pounds. today i ate 3 slices of bacon and 2 fried eggs, a smoothie and a prawn curry, and i feel bloated. jesus man don't you get fuckin' bored with eating?

>>26500453
just telling it how it is, bruh. luvs me sum wimminz,

>>26499283
Damn son, OP here and that hit me hard
>>26499293
Disgusting whore.

>>26500517
You either have a micro penis or can't get it up and will never truly understand pure bliss.

>>26500480
I eat until it feels like my stomach is about to explode, until I have a headache and it's hard to breathe, and then I chug about 16 ounces of water and it all comes up really easy. After that, it's time for round two.

I can go a few rounds over the course of a couple of hours. Then my body is really exhausted and my throat and esophagus feel like they're on fire. At that point I take a xanax and sit down for a nap. Then I wake up and I start salivating about what else I can eat next and the cycle starts all over again.

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>>26500332
>>26500587
t-that's so hot
i shouldn't think this is hot

>>26500344
I'm tempted to walk in front of a train.

A loving relationship won't fix how broken i am.

I'd prefer to just feel like a normal person again rather than anything else.

>>26500587
please don't kill yourself anon. find a new obsession?
become this guy. while clearly at least as insane as you, his psychosis isn't gonna kill him...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g32F6nSSkE8
channel the energy somewhere less harmful? gotta be something mang.

>>26500627
>not taking medication for his stupid fucking unbalanced brain
Go away

>>26500587
That's awful, how do you afford to do that all the time?

>>26500192
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/26494318/#26499896

>>26500645
Son i wouldn't be at this stop in the road if hadn't taken that path already. Anti-depressants are a very slippery road to tread on to begin, they just didn't work for me.

>>26500627
>A loving relationship won't fix how broken i am.
i dunno man, they're pretty awesome and life-changing.

>>26500686
You keep trying until you find something that works. It can also take a month or more for them to work and just sitting around doing fuck all doesn't help you become a happy person too while on medication. They give you a crutch but you have to fucking try.

Is the oxford Ohio girl still here?

>>26500656
I have a very good normie salaried job and I restrict my cals during the work week. Usually I cap around 350-400. I will eat a carton of yogurt for dinner, a carton of yogurt for breakfast, and black coffee in between. When people get off at work at 5PM on Friday and they have a drink or a glass of wine, I start eating the minute I get into my car. Usually I will have a bag in my trunk that I can immediately start on while I stock up on other stuff.

I've had this extracurricular activity since I was 16, but the last year or so it's gotten really bad. It's all I think about. I don't try making friends and I definitely, never ever ever, go on a date because the food will always take precedence and I will always choose the food over another person. And also I don't know how to go out with people and eat "socially" whatever that means.

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>>26500642
Thanks anon. Maybe someday I will get my shit together.

>>26500835
there was a shut-in who lived near me who was so fat, that one day when he became so ill that he needed to get to hospital, the fire brigade had to come around, chop a hole in the roof of his house, use a crane to lift him out, then wheel him away on a motorized cart, and loaded him into a lorry because he wouldn't fit in an ambulance. he hadn't been able to get out of his bedroom door for the last 15 years. he died in hospital soon after arriving.

wonder if he used to come here

>>26500750
>You keep trying until you find something that works

Depression doesn't work like that, you either get lucky or you don't.It's the mental version of cancer. Whether the person is capable of enduring it for the entirety of their life is a different story.

>>26500689
Well, I've given up actively looking for a long time.

I'm not depressed anon over there. Just tired of having to play social niceties with normies. Last week I was at one of my worst points.

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