>5'10 180cm >green eyes >full head of hair, black

Post pic senp

>>26487418

5'10
face 7/10
body 6/10
confidence 5/10

i can talk to grills, but i just spill the spaghetti at the crucial moment of asking them out

>>26487418
>5'10
>Blue eyes
>Well kept black hair and stubble.
>Extremely high confidence with lots of friends who I do activities with.
>Also ottermode

We are very similar OP. I am kv though so I don't know about you.

>6'0
>Brown eyes
>Full head of hair
>Confidence good normally
>Body looks good when I'm clothed, muscular
>Take off my clothes and I have the body type of sad bread
>wide hips
>big-ish nipples
>huge lower body compared to upper from sports
>virgin at 19
Literally the only thing keeping me from being confident and getting intimate famalam.

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>>26487481
you only get picture of my /eyes/ sorry, they look better in sunlight
>>26487545
i have kissed, but still a virgin

>>26487418

>women will walk up to you and hit on you

>>26487705
but they don't, no woman has ever done such a thing

>>26487701
You look turbonormie even from that pic. Act less gay and you should be drowning in pussy

>>26487953
Thanks, how do I act less gay?

It isn't about looks. You have to have that special touch.

>>26488155
Them special chad pheromones bro?? How do I acquire them, cold showers? I have a special chad aftershave called "Versace" my dude

>near ottermode
Prove

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I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
I CAN'T FEEL YOU THEREEEE

Just fuck my whole life up

>>26488258
Fuck outta here negro.
>>>back to /thehood/
Originalracistcontent

>>26488298
Go back to normieville Chadling.

>>26488252
I am not willing to go into the mirror and pose like a nonce after all this isn't /soc/. I have a v-shaped torso, back muscles and shoulder way larger than my hips and six pack of sausage rolls, I need to work on my pectorial muscles for true ottermode status

>black hair

cant imagine how bad this must suck

>>26488258

you look good but have no swagger/confidence. You look like a virgin ass nigga...

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>>26487418
whats your workout schedule like m8
im not getting any gains whatsoever

>>26488258
teenage mutant nigger turtles

>3/10 face
>4/10 body (skinnyfat)
>9/10 teeth


>1/10 skin color (MIXED)
WHY EVEN TRY?

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>>26487701
>i have kissed, but still a virgin
I can't believe I'll have to REEE again

>>26488364
Monday - 5km on bike (gym is also a 1 and a1/2 mile walk), biceps, triceps and lats 3 sets of 12.
Wednesday - Deadlifts, smith machine, 5km bike (i always do 5km bike first), pull ups
Thursday or Friday - Whatever I fancy, mostly chest or legs from time to time. I also try and do forearms

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>not even lifting will get me a gf
>tfw 180lbs and 6' tall
>girls still hate me
JUST

>>26488469
its that small bulge bro, mine is massive. stuff a sock down there my light skinned nigger

>>26487418
you're single because you're the king of fucking manlets.

>>26488480
I may be insecure about the rest of me, but not benis. Try again.

>>26488524
I wish femanons would contact me t b h

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>be under 5ft tall
>actually have a wife but she's 5'11
>don't have sex frequently
>have sex today for V-day
>she finally admits I have the body of a middle schooler, my dick is a couple of inches too short for her to really "go to town" like she could with previous men, and that I don't have the mass to take her from behind how she likes
>okay
>"don't be upset, I'm not with you because your hot"
>"I'm with you because your cute"

>>26488659
What's the difference between hot and cute? I get cute more often than hot

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>works full time while I stay home as her househusband
>always out with her chad co-workers
>go out with them once and they tease me in front of her when they find out I stand on my tiptoes to use the urinal
>goddamnit

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>>26488679

I asked my wife this and was told that the generic, over 6 foot, broad shoulder, muscled, big dicked jock was hot.

Because I'm shorter then 5 feet tall I can only be "cute" or "adorable". Never hot. She said because I'm 4'9 I'm literally the same size as a middle schooler.

>"Are middle schoolers hot?"
>There's your answer
>Never let's me go out alone and doesn't even let me drive since I can't reach the pedals
>forever a passenger

>>26488679
hot = intimidating
cute = welcoming

>>26488731
Mate, at least you're getting sex. I can imagine thousands of hundreds of people who are over 5 ft and don't get sex.

>>26487794
That s what he meant... Women don t come you have to go to them

>>26488822
fuck that, women can come to me!!!!

>>26487701
are you from the usa?
i know that's not an original comment

>>26488900
fellow UKer my yankie friend, why do you ask

>>26488911
>TFW no UK femanon pussy for you to enjoy, poor OP

>>26487701
People with Green eyes are known to be very intelligent people and have a great passion towards their lives.They are very good speakers .These intellectual people with green eyes are known to easily employ serious concentration even in highly distracting environments. Green eyed people are highly intellectual and are gifted with razor sharp mind which can easily assess each situation in life. They are gifted to think differently than others and have the ability to process and learn information more rapidly. They have inborn sensitivity and awareness of life. They have the ability to reach their goal or developmental milestone faster than others. They have a great ability to assess through their life through using their inherent and effective skills. Green eyed people are smart and can hold a valuable conversation. They are open minded. Green eyed people pride themselves on their opinion. They do not allow distractions and focus on a singular path without any distractions or mental unrest.

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>>26487418
>you will never have green eyes

lol i only found this the other day im usually on /sp/, i love these memes theyre so funny XD
But why does every1on this board pretend to be virgins? everyone i know were at most 17 before getting the puss.

>>26488911
If you lived in the US I would have gave you my skype

>>26489536
top kek, you may as well die

>180cm
>green eyes
>nigh perfect hair (parents aren't balding even hitting 80)
>tonne of external confidence
>good looking
>kissless virgin

I've been hit on by several girls, every time I play too hard to get and they think I'm rejecting them.

I-I swear next time will be different

>>26489994
hahahaha, top kek. you sound like me! you win my sides!

>>26487418
>looks arnt all that matters.
>women want average with a good personality
you arnt getting any pussy with that vein attitude.

>>26490069
that's bullshit. girls want chad thundercock 7ft tall green blue eyes poper ripped big 8 inch dick

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>>26490103
My wife basically confirmed that.

>the ass I'm literally too small to handle

>>26490143
can I cuck you?

>>26490103
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8. dont want to h8 m8 ;)

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>>26490169

I'm probably already a cuck and I don't even know it.

>be 4'9 tall
>wife is almost 6ft

>>26490143
well sex isnt all about the dickin ya know. if you cant handle that sweet voluptuous ass, consume and adapt that pussy senpai.

>>26490227
Does your GF have skype?

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>>26490235
Trust me, I eat that puss... usually while she watches some rom com chick flick.

But it's not going to be the same for her as a hard dicking. She's straight up admitted that I'm too small to really move her during sex.

The best I could do is fucking eat her out.

>>26490293
fuck you're seriously making me laugh right now

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>>26490326

I know. Jokes on me right? Probably one of the few guys on this board that has a girl but to her I'm no better physically then a middle schooler.

>>26490293
You know she's going to cheat on you, right? If might not be in a week, month, or even a year, but it IS going to happen sooner or later.

How can you stand being such a cucklord?

>>26490372
>your girl is a pedo for middle schoolers

i bet you could knack a middle schooler though surely?

>>26490387

What's the alternative? She literally threatens to kick my ass herself if I mouth off or even try to leave the house alone.

On top of that, even though she's bigger and stronger then me, she also says she has several chad white knights on speed dial that would love to "step on me" if she asks them to.

>>26490464
she'd get me off like

>>26490372
>>26490293
>>26490227
look you cant get any taller and if you dont like that shes bigger than you maybe start working out and try bulking.

I am assuming youre skinny right?

>>26490639
probably world's fastest midget

>>26490639
>>26490665

I'm 4'9 tall and 98lbs.

>>26490717
youre kidding right? this is a joke right?

>>26490717
post a picture of your face

>tfw eggman isn't alone on valentine's day
what am I doing wrong? what does that cuck have that I don't

>5'6
>8-9/10 face
>brown hair
>slimfit body
>18, failing highschool
>gonna be late graduate

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>>26490746
you and i just don't have a face as good as eggmans.

>>26490779
forgot to add i still cant find a girl i dont fucking hate, it doesn't get easier boys settle for what can make you cum.

>inb4 reeeeeautism

>>26490806
super cute/10

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Is this an eyes-posting thread now?

>>26491080
Blue eyes can't beat green eyes. Impossible

>>26491131
I think it depends on the person. The way I see it, it's

Black<Brown<Hazel<<<<<<Green=Blue

Blue and green are far superior to everything else

>>26491241
Mine are mainly green and have blue egdes, haha! Beat! Beat! Beetroot!

>>26489536
Blue eyes are superior

>>26491415
uh no green are faggot

>>26487418
>188cm
>green eye
>maintained brown curls
>decent confidence
>big legs from sport

i could work out and be chad if i was so compelled, but its not really who i am.

>>26491623
green eye! lol you blind bro!

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>>26491241
>mfw when I'm a sand nigger with green eyes

Of course, I'm still ugly senpai

>>26489341
>tfw green eyes but basically a zombie mode
you lied to me anon that is unforgivable

>>26491860
post a pic heretic

>>26490293
So you're saying you like to "go up" on her?

>>26491867
im in a dark room and btw i dont have a phone on me now

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>>26487418
>5'4
>blackish brownish hair
>hazel eyes
>considered skinny
>still no bf

why must I suffer /r9k/?

>>26491943
you are ugly and a child, even OP beats you

>>26491978
true

this comment is extremely original

>>26492015
tfw cucked from god

>>26491241
is there a such thing as black eyes? I always thought it was just dark brown.

>>26492278
nope you have to be some sort of retard to believe in "black eyes" rofl

>>26491762
That acne is p. bad f a m