Wow I can't fucking believe this. This is the last time

Tell them you crossdress.

Cut off the benis to save the hand, anon.

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>its was just a cheeky wankk

You did it wrong dude, You're supposed to steal used one from the laundry hamper, and this next part was super important and where you fucked up, you weren't supposed to get caught. I think I've huffed and cum in 5 of my 8 cousin's panties and it was amazing.

If you were caught you could have lied. When porn was on the family computer it was never me, because I don't fap. You know what it was? A fucking virus/pop-up/the dogs/anything that gets me out of trouble.

I don't care if I'm caught redhanded, I will never admit to shit. At that point what have you got to lose? Hail mary, full of grace.

>>26473532


This, I always cum on my mums used panties and she never noticed it, or she is too scared to ask.

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>it was just a cheeky wank
Good god.

10/10 please keep us updated

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At least you weren't caught with mouth mating fanfics

>>26473983
Greentext pls
Btw this is a oc comment

>>26473368
fckin lel, provide proof

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>>26473368
Holy shit OP that's rough
If it's any condolence, I laughed my ass off at "its was just a cheeky wankk".

>>26473983
>Age: 12 yrs

evry time

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>>26473368
> its was just a cheeky wank

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>"but mum it was just a cheeky wank"

>>26473368
Nothing for it but the hobo life now, anon.

Time to prove your dad wrong and survive TWO days. That'll show him.

masturbation is wrong

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Dear god, you have to post more. We need to know more about your cheeky wanks.

>>26473949
Op here.

My sister just entered my room with a sore face. She looked at me up and down while she said "anon... I wanted to tell you that what you did was really ewwwy" I remove my hands from my face meeting eyes with her, my eye twitches as I say "I just wanted to try". Her nose flares and eyebrows raise as she says "don't ever look me in the face again anon, I'm serious" I fall back on my bed as I say "ok im am very sorry bout that" and before I could finish she was already out of my room.

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>>26473368
>>26474399
You done fucked up hard Anon.

>>26474399
>I just wanted to try

My sides are gone, anon why do you say these things?

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>I wanted to tell you that what you did was really ewwwy
Is that just how she talks?

>>26473368
>>be me
Stopped reading. You deserve wherever bad thing happened

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>its was just a cheeky wankk
I can't fucking get over this. What in god's name were you thinking?

Iv read a lot of fucked up posts, but this one is the most fucked..

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>its was just a cheeky wank
This will never not be funny.

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Jesus christ.

Consider leaving that house ASAP

>>26474399
Just leave the house, at least try to get an apartment and stay at a hotel for a while, I couldn't live with the same people after that

>>26474525
Yea usually I do as well, but the replies saved this faggot an ignoring from me

>>26473368
"It was just a cheeky wank"

Bahahahahahahaha 10/10

I'm going to go down the obvious path and say it's not real

Still hilarious, and even imagining a not real person ever being that fucking retarded to get caught makes me shiver

You make up the most funniest stories, anon.

Hello this is Jason's mom. I am saddened to see him writing blogs about this to his friends. This past year he has really changed into a different person. I hope you guys have nothing to do with this. Jason is now grounded and without his laptop. I hope this is enough to change him. He will not be back for awhile so don't wait up for him.

>>26473368
there is only one advice that can really help you kill yourself

>>26474636
Ms. Catherine, would you please be so kind to allow Jason to have one last cheeky wank before grounding him?

>>26474399
>ewwwy
Wait, how old is your sister? This sounds a lot worse than it already does

wow i cant believe my life is so useless nice pasta op.

>>26473368
Run away and become jack the ripper.

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>>26474636
We can assure you Jason didn't mean anything sexual by it. He needs to be reached out to and listened to, try to see his side of things, even if it's just a boy being stupid. You won't accomplish anything by alienating him from the family like this.

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>>26474636
If OP doesn't reply again then this is legit and also fucking hilarious.

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>"its was just a cheeky wankk"

Thanks this made my fucking week

>>26474636
Holy shit if this is real I am going to shit my pants.

>>26474636
This proves the whole thing is b&

Oh well, it was still a good laugh

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>>26474636
I WANT TO BELlEVE

>>26474715
>>26474724
please tell me you new faggots are not this gullible.

>>26474740
>the whole thing is ban
Wdhmbt

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>>26474636
If this is legit.. Wow

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>>26474636
You're a sick fuck for hitting your kid and so is your husband. I really hope that slap changed him for the better because you're fucked

>>26474709
This exactly. Everyone makes mistakes, I know I have, but my family has helped me through it because they know what it's like to make mistakes and we're closer because of it.

It may seem like a lot to take in right now, but I'm sure Jason is just lonely or frustrated and has no proper outlet.

>>26474636
Your sons development obviously fucked up at some point in time and now you can either make an effort to 'fix' him or forfeit him.

You're a piece of shit if you chose the latter.

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>>26473368
>its was just a cheeky wankk
>>26474399
>I just wanted to try

Good job anon

>>26474636
You need to understand that no one here is Jason's friend, probably.

I certainly don't know Jason and I'm only one out of a couple hundred on here. Many people post messed up things on here; it's kind of a toxic influence on impressionable people, so I would encourage you to check these dubs.

>>26474636
>writing blogs
>blogs
>s

holy fuck you are some kind of special

>>26474636
Wow holy shit this thread is fucking nuts

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>>26473983
>ontherun.jpg
What happened to him?

>>26474757
I meant b8. I am tired.

>>26474399
>what you did was really ewwwy
are you going to prison?

>>26474923
He got tired of RPing

>>26473368
>stealing panties
How fucking old are you?

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>all these fucking newfags ITT
This is what we call a 'bait thread' or 'RP thread'.
None of this actually happened.
If this post >>26474636 didn't make that clear to you, there is a chance you have dyslexia.
I would like all of you to leave now.

Fake and gay


Still laughed tho

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>>26475017
Why can't you just let us dream?

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>>26474636
>>26474636

Jason is my bro, it was me who convinced him. He hasn't been getting pussy and so I told him this would help him get it. I'm sorry.

Hello this is Jason's girlfriend. I am saddened to see him spreading anus in front of his friends. These past 3 years have been really challenging for his sexual identity. I hope you guys like prepping the bull. Jason is now knee deep in a snake pit of bad decisions. Poor guy doesn't even have his laptop. I hope this is enough to dispel this fiction once and for all. He will not be back until next winter so don't wait up for him.

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>>26473368
>This is the last time I take advice from the internet.
>read a 4chan thread about stealing underwear

>>26475217
Raven > Starfire

>>26474715
>what is an elaborate ruse

>>26475042
I think it was too well written to be fake. All those details make me think it really happened.

>>26475049
faggots dreams god bend reality

>>26474636
Ms. Catherine, Jason is a dear friend to us, it would mean a lot if you at least let him have one last cheeky wank.

>>26474399
JUST

An original comment

>>26474399
You should have told her it was just a cheeky wankk, she's not like mum, she'd understand

>>26474399
Now see if you were chad your mom and sister would of woken you up by sucking your dick.

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>>26473368
>it was just a cheeky wank

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>>26475343

I like starfire because she is cute + she hung out with Red Hood. I honestly am sad broski that it's another year as a khv, I wish I had better things to do then post on 4chan ;-;

>its was just a cheeky wank

Anon wow

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>its was just a cheeky wankk
oh god this is gonna become a meme isn't it
this is how memes are started

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>>26475962
I think you're right anon. Get it while its hot.

>>26476028

>Its was just a cheeky wank

Original meme bloxx

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>>26476070
Forgot pic bloxxxcs

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>>26473368
>>I think to my self that I can cum in them and have a cheeky wank

Why do you cum in them first than wank afterwards? Also why did you not take used panties?

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Its was just a cheeky wankk

Cheeky wank bloxxxxxxxx

>>26474206
Fuck you, don't make up your own shitquote.

>>26474511
OP is unfortunate of having a prude family. Not that any family would approve but they are making it harder. They're not at all understanding.

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Its was just a cheeky wankk
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>>26474677
What advice do you have for him killing himself?

>>26474511
>that gif

I cried of laughter, I have tears rolling down my face

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was it Thursday?

>>26473368
>it was just a cheeky wankk
holy mother of keks

>>26473368

>advice
>4chin

You dun goofed fuccboi

>>26474399
hello my old friend autismo

>take advice from 4chan
What's it like to be 14 years old? Seriously how fucking gullible do you have to be? Even at 14 I would never do what strangers on an anonymous imageboard told me to do.

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I thought your dad would be proud of you

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This one was a good one

I still can't believe this happened

>>26473368
survival of the fittest. GG m8

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Finish the story OP

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>"It was just a cheeky wank"
10 out of fucking 10 anon.

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>it was just a cheeky wank

Holy fuck, Jason you are the asbestos madman

Jason if your reading this thread from your Nintendo dsi please say something.

Damn holy shit I wish I was here when the thread began.

>>26474511
His sister is under 10 at least

U refuse to belive he's mom posted when I was a newfag to 4chan it literally made oak me two weeks to figure out how this site worked and how to even post, and I graduated as a engineer mind you.

>>26477589
>U refuse
I refuse

Sorry I'm on mobile

>>26477589
>announcing to the whole board that you're retarded

Hello this is Jason's dog. I am saddened to see him writing blogs about this to humans. This past dog month he has really changed into a different person. I hope you guys have nothing to do with this. Jason is now grounded and without his laptop. I hope this is enough to change him. He will not be back for awhile so don't wait up for him.

>>26477715
10/10 doggo, brilliant

I like that it didn't finish in everybody walk the dinosaur after you got on the floor

posting in cheeky wankk

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eeni beani chilli meani

>>26475017
A single post doesn't invalidate shit. Any old shmuck can jump in and pretend to be OPs mom.

>>26476083
>not "it was just a wanky cheek"

>>26474636
Your husband is a violent nigger, and you're a cunt for allowing that treatment in your own home.

>>26477817
This.

That's what I was expecting

>>26473368
>it was just a cheeky wank

You haven't fucked up yet anon, just tell him that you're interested only in the panties, not your sister. Even if it's a lie it can be believable because surprisingly enough it's true (that is, some people fap to women underwear just because they're women's underwear, regardless of incest)

>>26477941
Aren't dinosaurs extinct tho?

>>26478030
Jason, don't sneak on the laptop, you know you aren't allowed.

At that point Id just tie up my parents, rape my sisters and give my dad an ass kicking he won't forget when I send him to hell and follow soon after

U fukt up

>>26474636

If you can even read this, he probably has no attraction to the child.

GLORIOUS
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>>26477715
Hide underwear tight pupper

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>>26473368
>wank 4 more times

>>26475017
So you mean I shouldn't post this to r/4chan and r/greentext?

>>26474678
Top kek. Classic.

>>26473368

Why the fuck would you even want to masturbate over your sister's underwear you sick fuck?

Also it didn't occur to you at all to hide the evidence before falling asleep? You just came all over several pairs of your sister's underwear and decided to just fall asleep right next to them?

You're a fucking mong and deserve everything you're getting. Good luck because you just fucked up for life.

>>26475386
The more details and explaining there is to the story, it's more likely that it's fake.

>>26473368
Was it worth it?
>cheeky wanker

MFW this thread was revealed as fake like ages ago by the whole "I'm anons mum just casually posting on the site about this and I know how to/can be bothered use the name feature" I mean I was doubtful of the legitimacy before that because this is 4chan but after that it was obvious yet still people keep falling for it