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>>26460729
who cares. use a pen

>tfw don't care about valentines day and dont even know when it is

>>26460756
it's tomorrow. now you know

>>26460743
smart.
start preparing your suicide note asap op.

>the never had a valentine's date
And I tried. I was available, nobody wanted me.

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>>26460729
Got a plan right here for you.

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>>26460729

what's your type ???

what are you looking for in a bf??

>>26460853
fukken saved
i'moriginal

>>tfw broke up with gf a week ago
>>tfw shes spending v-day with chad
>>i'm posting pictures of frogs online and trying to find reasons to live

ask literally any living single guy you know and he will say yes


this is why """""""""""fem"""""""""""" """""""""""""bots"""""""""""""" are just a shit meme

>>26460904
>broke up
Why'd you do that? And so close to valentine's. Why not ruin her day?

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>>26460904
can't stop laughing, shit dude you got it bad

you deserve it, and there's no reason to live , not trying to be edgy it's just the truth

>>26460917
yeah but i guess the need for attention is too big.

these b8 threads are becoming so stale.

>>26460729
THIS
HURTS
ME
MORE THAN
IT
HURTS YOU
WOAAAHHHHOHHHH
YAYA

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>>26460729
>Obvious attempt to bait femanons out to ask them to be your gf
No matter how hard you try you won't get a date (internet or otherwise) for Valentine's day OP

>>26460729
I wish I could give my schizo senpai a love letter like in my chinese cartoons and we'd spend Valentine's day together and live happily ever after.
>tfw wanna shoot cupid in the dick

>>26460972
God damn I love that picture so much. It never fails to make me laugh.

I wish we had real (or just pretend, if they're good) fembots here. Those do tend to be the most interesting conversations. The 'REEE NORMIES' shit is so incredibly old now.

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>>26461180

there's plenty of camwhoring on soc senpai.

women can't be robots, (there's rare exceptions obviously )

but most of them are simply vile attention seeking vixens. True evil incarnated

>>26461223
They are scary though. The discussions on /soc/ (that I've seen) are just about how they're gonna meet and when. And people posting pictures of themselves and rating eachother. I can't handle that. I just want to feel like I'm talking to girls about things.

>>26461385
/soc/ is narcissism and filth turned up to the max dick rate, ass rate... it's so disgusting

then you're in the wrong place all together, see there's too much demand and too little supply. try /int/ but even then i don't think you will have to much luck

so you're in a bad situation anywhere you go.

>>26461438
Been to /int/ lots. The only girls I found there was in /svt/(Swedish thread). But they're all so incredibly normal it's like watching Facebook. And usually there's no real conversation as an effect.

>>26461534
sad.

like i said f_a_m it's too much dick and too little pussy, simple economics of sex.

>>26460729
>tfw i don't have a bf for valentines either so i wil spend the day cleaning to try to help keep my mind off of it

>>26461683
clean out your roastie, roastie

>>26461683
be my valentine's day e-gf

>>26461683
same.

I'm just going to lock myself in and shut myself off from all human contact tomorrow

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I got myself a graphic tablet, I'm just glad.
Imma keep myself occupied with it, and my imagination.
Perhaps lucid dream a bit, if I may.
If not for the rumors I wouldn't even know it's tomorrow.
I tought I already missed it out, haha..

>>26463254
I like your art. Give me some contact information so I can save it for when I might need art.

>>26463524
I don't think it's a good idea considering I'm bad with art, and it's my second day with the device.
I never did requests either..
I wouldn't even know how thtat would work.
I'm almost terrified.

>>26462732
Offering >>26461850 since the anon I replied to left

>>26463557
>terrified of an anon asking for art
kek

>>26463557
I just need an email address to put next to your art. It's so I remember and can later ask for a portfolio. Thing is that good artists are very expensive. But you show aptitude according to me.

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10s of millions of stupid bitches will be sulking tomorrow while I am out doing community work where kids get to build and test robots
I fucking hate women, how about you do something productive instead of sulking about how there is no cock creaming you

>>26460845

>making yourself available is "trying"

lmaoooooo

>>26463944
So what am I supposed to do? Go around bothering guys? I've done that too but it just got me insults and mean looks from girls.

>>26460729
I've never had Valentine's Day plans. Who the fuck cares?

>>26460729
Titts or GTFO

Original fuck youuuuu

>>26464083
>Go around bothering
This is literally what men are expected to do. so why is it so hard to believe?

>>26463672
>working for free
kekeke

So fembots
Should I text the new girl I work with about the valentines date I asked her out on Friday. I gave her my number but there was no time to get hers and she hasn't texted me. Should I use the log books of phone numbers from work to text her or would that be weird? I feel like I'm dying inside
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>>26466495
>not networking while you are still a student
JUST

>tfw HPD.

I hate the shit I get for having this disorder. No, I'm not shallow. That's just what people assume when they see me get bent out of shape about dumb shit and have mood swings.

I feel emotions just as strongly as anyone--stronger even. I just also experience them quickly. Do you have any idea what it feels like to suddenly feel like you're going to die out of nowhere for an hour and then have it just vanish? I live my entire life in a state of intense emotional whiplash! It's not shallow, it's deep and fast, which I get it, most people can't understand because they don't experience, but come on.

Also, If I hear someone call it "con slut personality disorder" one more fucking time.

>>26466783
Did you give her a time and place to meet you tomorrow?

Also, make sure not to put too much pressure on her. I'd suggest just showing up at the place, and if she's not there, she's not there.

>>26467008
No there wasn't time. I was hoping she'd text me and we could set up the detsils

>tfw no plans for Valentine's Day
>tfw parents sent my daughter to stay with me for the week so they can enjoy a vacation in Florida
>tfw feel bad for still hating her

>>26467043
then yeah, text her.

how else are you going to figure out the details for tomorrow?

>tfw no robot bf
>tfw afraid to have one because he will probably be secretly into cuckolding bbc or gentle femdom or some shit

>>26467092
Just texted her, sweating bullets

>>26460729
Boo fucking hoo you cunt

I just want my cute oneitis to want to speak with me
He's so adorable
But I'm just weird ha ha fug

Fuck off. At least you aren't a guy. You'll never know how it feels to be alone.

tfw my future bf is in jail until june
tfw no paper to write him a valentines day letter

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>>26460729
>fembot feels threads stilI unironically exist

Make.them.you.simpleton.

>>26460729
>tfw no plans for Valentine's Day
It's a good feeling, to me at least.

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>go on plebbook
>see pictures of couples
>read their plans for tomorrows
>log off and cry

>>26467288
Not all of us are sick fucks like that. Stop baiting.

>>26468751
you can be my valentine gf

>>26460729
To be honest, out of all the days to have a gf, Valentine's would probably be the most stressful. You have to smile and wish them a happy Valentine's and by them some shitty chocolate. Just seems like a hassle.

>>26468866
I know this feel. Holidays are the times I'm most grateful to be forever alone because they seem like a huge pain in the ass. It seems really insincere and dumb to be like, "Oh here I go you flowers because I was socially obligated to." Or you have to come up with some fucking amazing original heart smooshing display of affection. If I love someone, can't I just love them all the time?

On the other hand, the idea that my oneitis is spending the weekend with some fuckface who isn't me is driving me to drink even more than usual.

>>26466947
iktf. virgin though. Not for lack of trying.