What other robots out there got their girlfriends sweet gifts

>robots
>their girlfriends
REEEEEEEEEEEE

white hands and a brown face, what sorcery is this.

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>>26459878
>having a girlfriend
Worst choice you can ever make

>>26459927
Kek do those really llook like white hands to you?

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>>26459927
My condition is indeed strange m8

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>>26459878
that ring is so goddamn ugly... jesus man have some taste goddamn

tacky AF

>>26459979

Are your feet the same as well?
You seem like a weird mix of cultures.

Got my boyfriend a weed pipe bigger than his dick.
Let's see him break THIS one.

But man, opals are best when just allowed to be complex and radiant by their selves, that is garish.

>>26460006
Nah it's actually really gorgeous, at least to a gril. Plus opals and topaz are her favorite gem stones. Personally I think all rings are tacky. Then again, I'm a man so my job is just to get gifts that are enjoyed so I can get rewarded with blow jobs and anal sex afterwards.

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>>26460198
not talking about the gems, talking about the composition jesus christ tapping asses.

Like... what was going trough your brain

Also what the fuck are you here for?? Humble bragging??

Can't wait for you to get cucked... i can already smell it

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I told her mom that it was an engagement ring. She started crying tears of joy. Then I kek'd and told her that I was just pulling her leg.

Scary thing is, I've been friends with this chick since middle school and I'm in grad school now. We've been dating for years. Commitment day is coming... I'm shitting bricks.

>>26460272
>I told her mom that it was an engagement ring. She started crying tears of joy. Then I kek'd and told her that I was just pulling her leg.
Way to fuck with the parental trust man.

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>>26460272
killyourselffam

mutedforbeingsooriginal

>>26460255
I'm a 6'2 black man. I'm pretty sure I'm the one who does the cucking. Don't be rude man

>>26460327
>black man
You're about as black as Drake.

I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND I LOST HER BECAUSE I'M AN ALCOHOLIC FUCK

>>26460296
Nah it's all good. Her family knows I have a pretty warped since of humor. They're the same way. Afterwards I told them them that I would ask them for her hand in marriage wayyyy before I even purchased a ring.

How much that ring set you back? I got a 70$ for my girl shit but the sex.

>>26460346
Both of my parents are I'm partially Egyptian and Native American. Only a small portion though. The vast majority of my biological makeup is African American though.

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>>26460327
oh don't worry it's gonna happen

bragging trip fag

is this how you boost your ego?? why aren't you fucking her right now??

>>26460369
just get an alcoholic gf.

>>26460462
I'm about to. She wanted to take a shower first. I'd post nude pics of her but I respect her too much.

>>26460490
no, your true solution should have been to tell him to kill himself.

Alcoholics are scum

>>26460120
>mix of cultures
Are you fucking stupid? Don't you mean races/ethnicities? Goddamn you Americans are dumb as hell. I bet you fucks even think Spanish means Mexicans or Latin American, and not from Spain.

>>26460369
Damn man... how much of an alcoholic?? My gf and I drink a lot but mostly just in the evening and night. Why not just get a chick who enjoys drinking.

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>>26460513

>respect her too much

kek

i'm sure she would love to know you talk about your relationship with her on a korean bike rental website.

>>26460538
I've given up on using proper terminology with the general population. Part of being a neuroscientist involves realizing that a lot of people are just plain dumb.

>>26460622
Not talking about you op, I'm talking about the anon who said that. Plus to me you look to be black mixed with white.

>>26459878
>>26459878
GTFO FUCKING NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26460733
dude nice post /b/ro XDDD

post more pics of gf cuz I can't really tell if she's a qt or not

>>26460772
naahh he respects her too much

>>26460745
although i don't express it in the same way, he has no place here... he is just posting for ego . Literally black tall faggot.... with a gf . it's just so stupid to not call him on his dogshit thread ....

>>26460543
>>26460490

THEY BETRAY YOU BECAUSE THE SAME SITUATION IN WHICH YOU GOT TOGETHER IS THE SAME AS WHAT WILL TEAR YOU APART.

>>26459878
>>26459979
Moss? It's Roy, get your ass back to IT or Jens gonna be pissed.

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>>26459878
God? Is that you??

Guys I didn't get my girlfriend something because I thought she wasn't getting me anything

what is something I can get her on short notice. I'll give it to her tomorrow

>>26460990
dick in a box

kill yourself

>>26460327
guy i knew got cucked(no child just cheated) by a 50 year guy and he is 6'2 and looks like a body builder his wife was a gold digger but the guy fooled her into thinking he had more money when he didnt.