/r9k/ what do you think of going to the club? or parties? or

>>26457047
Getting drunk is more fun when you're not alone, everything else about it is shit.

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Club...no
Parties... yes

You can go to parties as a robot, but it's better to go to smaller, more chill ones. Clubs can be hectic and ruthless, prefer quieter bars personally.

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It gets boring when you hit 30

Avoid, avoid, avoid. That's all that comes to mind.

Now at nearly 30 years old I basically never have to worry about this because people realized I don't like leaving my safe space.

I had to goto my brothers wedding though, that was the only social gathering Ive been too. I basically spent the entire night pretending to look after my grandfather whose nearly 100.

yeah would like to go to a expensive club with decent ladies with my squad and fuck the shit out of the girls in the toilett, especially when the girls are taller than me, but my friends are all betafags like me who just go into bars to play chess, smoke and drink some beer so they wont come with me, and i feel bad about my macrophilia which makes it hard to aproach to women

>>26457047

Clubs are fucking horrible. Tried 3 times and despised it. Even got approached by girls and I just felt disgusted by everything in there. I don't see how people can get that excited about such shitty music. I just go back to the bar and drink.

Both are fucking shit, clubs are the most degenerate place you'll ever visit. Don't touch the women there even with a 10foot stick.

If one tries to chat you up, watch yourself. They are legitimate skanks.

>willingly attending a social gathering
NORMREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>>26457047

>at party being robot
>sit on couch alone towards end of party
>random QT out of my league comes and sits down next to me
>start making out

happened twice

>shit music
>shit people
>hate dancing
>don't drink much

what's the point

Never been to a club and the parties I went to were always 90% male so only the hottest guys got laid. I missed out on those wild college parties and I'm too inexperienced to even enjoy it if I managed to get the chance.

Party tip for robots: Bring cigs to party and hang out with the smokers. You will look 80% less awkward and meet people.

also... "if she smokes, she pokes"