>tfw find out autism isn't just a 4chan meme and that

>tfw you realise that 4chan has been using the autism meme to decrease the pain felt by people which suffer from autism through humor

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I get 13/20
Post your scores, rowboats

>>26442439
>tfw just realized autistic
you're in the right place atleast. Welcome home.

>>26442504
17/20. autistic master race here.

>>26442504
Lost it at "Sometimes doesn't like to be hugged or touched".

if you actually had autism you wouldnt even be able to type a coherent sentence, you'd most likely be either banging your head on shit or doing some action obsessively, incapable of the self-reflection and social patterning you just showed in your post.

>>26442439
>create tumblr blog
>you can now be popular1

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>>26442567
>all autists are low functioning

>>26442557
you lead your dad's hand to your butthole? ass burglar

>>26442504

OP here. All of them apply to me.

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>>26442856
>all of them
I am not worthy, most glorious king of autism

>>26442567
You're talking about Kanner Autism, OP probably means Asperger's.

>>26442567
>doing some action obsessively, incapable of the self-reflection and social patterning you just showed in your post.
That's the obsessive action. coming here to post.

>>26442567
>can't comprehend that Autism is a Spectrum
>thinks every Autistic person is low functioning
Go Kill Your Self.

>>26442504
>tfw 3/20
Feelsgoodman

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>>26442504
>sometimes doesn't like to be hugged or touched

I was diagnosed with aspergers at 5 and all I want is the intimacy and cuddles that all the normies get. Feels bad man.

>>26442504
I never knew insensitivity to pain was an autist thing. I know I'm mildly autistic but I just thought I was insensitive to pain cuz I'm an og nigga :(

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>>26445933
>tfw wish I had hugs all the time

>>26442504
14/20 not as bad as you think. It's the next step in human evolution

>>26445933
Im 19, Completely straight. I was kicked out at 16 by my Whore of a Mother just a few days after my 16th birthday. I have Aspergers.

I'm currently living with a 50 year old gay man and i hug him constantly.

>>26442439
read up on the symptoms for nearly anything and you'll probably think it describes you

who gives a shit. it isn't treatable, anyway

>>26446129
Treatable...Well oh Dear.

>>26442504
15/20 Feels Spedcial man.

>>26445696
4/20 over here
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>>26442439
I really want to get tested, just to spite me mother. Thinking mental illnesses arent real....

>>26446087
That's debatable. I'm kinda autistic, but I think autism is a result of evolution, but not necessarily the next step

If you think of the human brain like a computer or a machine, the human brain's "wiring and circuitry" has grown more complex throughout human history. The more complex a machine is the more that can go wrong. That's why I think autists can be potentially extremely skilled in certain things while sacrificing the social aspect of the brain

>>26442504
6/20

Guess I'm just weird and socially awkward. It's a good thing for me I guess since I'm studying Animation and I'm surrounded by turbo autists and weird fucks to the point I question if I'm a failed normie and not a robot

>>26442439
>self diagnosing yourself with autism

No, go to a fucking professional, autism is not ''LOL DUDE I'M SO AWKWARD AND LONELY''

>>26445933
>>26446010
>>26446110
I think it's just more selective for autists. I hate being touched by people I don't like while I love being intimate with people I do like

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>tfw constantly having only rage and sorrow
>feel like some people get enjoyment out of making others feel this way

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>>26446129
>tfw not diagnosed until 19
>tfw too late to get any behavioral therapy that would have any hope of being effective
This is it, guys, I'm really not gonna make it.

I found out I had autist tendencies thanks to 4chan.

I always knew I was a bit different, but my parents dont believe in mental disorders.

>>26446333
at least you got triples

>>26442504
>echoes words and phrases

Fuck. I do this alot when watching TV shows and movies. I repeat lines that the actor had just said a moment ago.
I catch myself doing it and hate it. It's annoying.

My dad also does this.

>>26446338
autism is imaginary. you can make it in whatever capacity you want to make it

if that means watching anime and shitposting on 4chan for the rest of your life, then by all means, enjoy

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>>26446349
>praise kek
The thing is that it's only people that make me angry. They make me so angry I just don't want to go out into public.

>>26446391
The biggest one for me is spinning objects
I don't know why I do it but it's super satisfying

Yet, Japs make me so happy. It seems like they don't have many opportunities to be enraged. The working aspect of it and the poor economy sounds harsh but the people are generally nicer than in the US

>>26446414
Bullshit, I have been like this since fucking birth. My parents just didn't want to believe that I had a mental condition because they thought I would internalize it, and now it is too late to actually help it.

>>26442439
>tfw 2/20

Not sure whether I should keep browsing R9K or not... Doesn't keep me from being at least half-robot though.

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>work at outpatient clinic
>have to do two review assessments
>both diagnosed autistic
>first one comes in
>so bad off his father has to pretty much answer all the questions
>prompt guy to say "yes" if he's telling the truth, "no" if not
>"YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
>"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
>Finish assessment
>Second guy comes in
>Start asking questions
>Answers them normally
>Only splergs a bit.
>Start to ask specific questions aimed towards fakers
>He answers them all to indicate he's faking
>Get to social support
>Ask if he gets any support
>Gets disability
>Finish up assessment
>Change diagnosis to factitious d/o
>Call up disability
>They do personal evaluation
>They confirm it
>Guy gets arrested for fraud
>Gets sentenced to 10 years in jail
Autism is legit shit--not this stupid shit that you guys think it is. None of you guys have autism. You're just eccentric. Eccentric =/= autistic.

>>26446491
recognizing that and blaming autism for all your problems isn't going to help you. be the best you you can be in spite of it. or don't, it really doesn't matter. I wasn't being spiteful - I, too, am a shitposting hikki loser

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>>26442504
>Literally every single symptom

>>26446508
see >>26445657

sdfsodfioaije

>>26446508
What are some examples of faker questions? Sounds interesting.

>>26446309
>tfw I used to get hugs at church as a teenager
>tfw crush on older girl that gives me hugs
>tfw hugging her so much people make fun of me
but I don't like being touched in general. just hugs. I'm not sure I'd even like sex.

>>26446508
What kind of braindamage makes you think that a personality trait can be put on a similar level as a developmental disorder? Not that most people here actually have autism. Probably far more schizoids and schizotypals together with AvPD and more basic shit like depression and various anxiety disorders.

>>26442504
0/20

i guess you could say i have "difficulty mixing and playing with other children" but thats just because when i was a kid i had selective mutism not autism

wait, is selective mutism autism?

>>26447066
alot of people say so, so yeah.

>>26447066
pretty much brosephus.

>>26446762
I know what you mean. Sex was cool to experience for me but I also had so many insecurities and anxieies that it's not really worth it. Like if it happens it happens, but I'm not going to seek it out or anything

Also it's way better if it's someone you feel comfortable around

>>26448912
I've hated sex every time I've had it. Masturbating is seriously better.

Unless you're in love with the person or something maybe. I have no idea what that's like.

>>26442504
4/20 but most of them fall in the obvuis spectrum of autism

>>26442504
lol my girlfriend's sister is autistic

Yeah like at this point essentially anyone who picks up any emotional snags and has trouble letting go of them within the confines of human interaction is autistic

>>26449560
the word "autistic" doesn't mean anything at all on 4chan

that said it doesn't mean much in real life either

>>26442504
02/20
>Avoids eye contact
>Likes sameness in everyday routine
I'd say i'm pretty normal

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>>26442439
>tfw failed normie 2/20

>>26447295
>>26448196
>no proof

im definitely not just gonna take your word for it lol

>>26450373
but i do have anxiety problems, especially when speaking in front of a class