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>>26441579
Chad doesn't cum on your face :(

>>26441579
Sounds like the poor guy is insecure about his masculinity and is trying to improve himself and is gay because he no longer turns you on.

>>26441579
sounds like he didn't get the girl he wanted and realized women only go for confident men

>>26441602
I tried to act more macho for a while because everyone thought I was gay. It was terrible. It's so much effort to try to appear macho to everyone. Not even worth it.

>>26441579
>when your newest facebook profile picture only gets 78 likes

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>>26441579
Oh shit
Looks like me

>>26441651
Feminine submissiveness my friend. The cardinal trait of the beta-male. Embrace it with pride. We are the ladies men. The chads may mount our backs, and so we come equipped with rape-proof condoms. We are the real power players!

>tfw talking about my exes upsets my boyfriend

>>26441730
Keep jerking off while posting on channel four
C
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>>26441791
If you are a girl I will literally rape you.

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>Females
>Having feelings

>>26441771
>tfw want to talk with girlfriend about her exes but feel it gets a bit awkward for her

>>26441771
why should he commit to a woman who had another man's cum on her face?

non-virgins arent worth commitment

>>26441962
why should she commit to a man who had his dick in another woman's pussy?

non-virgins arent worth commitment

>tfw no 5'11+ mixed race boyfriend with green or blue eyes to love
why live?

>>26441579
I only got 400$ from my female video game stream today. Why do us fembots have to be so oppressed?

>>26442057
>tfw you're standards are too high
these person is literally george costanza

>>26442057
>5'11+ mixed race
Oh I'm right h-
>blue or green eyes
O-Ok.

>>26442179
by mixed race I mean black and some other race, not like asian and white or something

>>26442202
Yes, that's me. Black and white.

>>26441579
Love him back hard. Tell him you're onto him and don't like it. W-ham. Whipped.

>>26442057
>tfw she doesn't care for caucasians
>tfw she wants to lynch blacks

but girls don't want nice guys

>>26442226
oh, why don't you guys approach me in real life?

me
>5'8
>mixed black and white
>curly hair
>115lbs

i get approached by mixed or light skin guys my height but never taller guys, the only taller guys that talk to me irl are dark skins

>>26442312
>that height

Might as well be a man.

>>26442312
Because I'm socially inept and struggle talk to girls in real life.

Also, pls be in Texas or give contact info.

>>26442287
Actually the full story is when girls are looking for sex they don't want nice guys. When girls are looking for reliable partners they don't prefer badboys.

>>26441579

>>26441579

Yep. Women and fags can act like sunshine and rainbows all they want.

But men can't get away with being nice all the time.

know what happened? he wizened up.

anyways, I wouldn't worry. Despite whatever may offend your delicate sensibilities, being masculine is a good thing.

He was probably having a bad day too.

>>26441579

at least he will be getting pussy now. nice guys finish last

>>26442354
>get your sluthole fucked by 6 million chads
>grow up
>nobody wants you anymore
>"Why doesn't any nice guy want me anymore? I'm just looking for a reliable partner!"

>>26442312
My opinion isn't worth much but yes. I'm 5' 9'' (177cm). That's not enough I presume.

>>26442373
That's hyperbolic but yeah it happens.

>>26442346
the struggle , most of the cutest guys are shorter than me
>>26442348
im in arizona
>>26442384
its not that im shallow, im not like that i just *hate* being tall and feeling tall

>>26442400
>that's hyperbolic

no, it is not.

>>26442409
Well, even if you are far away, you can have my kik/skype if you're interested
Kik: InVelvetDreams
Skype: andhewasafriend

>>26442420
6 million?
Muh ho-locaust

>>26442446
never forget the 6 million chads

>>26442409
>its not that im shallow, im not like that i just *hate* being tall and feeling tall
It is shallow. But there's nothing wrong with that. It's a thing you can't get past because it would drive you insane right? There's nothing wrong with that. You don't have to tell everyone but accept it for yourself.

>>26441579

sounds like you want to fuck him now, funny how that works

>>26442445
how tall are you ?
>>26442462
not really , id date someone my height or shorter if i didnt feel bad about being wonder woman

>>26442493
6'0. Not too tall, but I fit your requirement of 5'11+

>>26441579
open a "fembot feels" thread on r9k is like opening "nigga pride" on pol

>>26442480
females just want to fuck as men do, they just don't admit it to others/themselves, so they get that horrible unsatisfiable attitude

>>26442493
>id date someone my height or shorter
>IF i didn't feel bad about being wonder woman
It's a dealbreaker right?

If I said "oh man I'm so sick of these women with no tits, simply can't date em. Why can't i find a woman with good tits and a nice personality?" Then clearly I care about them tits right? You can't just strip away those emotions you got. If I did that I could literally consider anything my romantic partner, objects even.
It's part of your standard.

Unless you could cope well, but you hated it so probably not right?

>>26442582
no not really , disliking some for the size of their boobs is just like has nothing to do with anything . like no one looks at a guy with his girlfriend and says "her boobs are smaller than average" at least not out loud whereas people actually notice and care about if there's a height difference between a guy and girl

i just don't think its comparable, girls say stuff like "oh what are you going to do when you have to wear heels?" and stuff like that

>>26442622
I see. But that's also the case among guys. Their girlfriends are rated between them very often. At least so I'm told from media and TV. There every shallow measure tends to matter to some degree.
>not out loud.
I see that as fairly irrelevant. If I dated someone who was actually terribly repulsive (elephant lady) the guys wouldn't say shit to me. But I'd know they're all thinking it. She's just in it for the money.

>>26442622
They are both preferences so they are the same thing, the only difference is what you think your friends are thinking, it's not up to them, it's up to you...

>>26442521
>>26442493
I'll take the lack of a response as a sign that you lost interest. Oh well.

>>26442778
its not really about my friends but how i feel, i feel bad when i tower over a guy and its a million times worse when my friends bring it up

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>>26441579
>have another neet loser fall in love with you
>love him but he does retarded shit all the time
>nonstop triggering every possible autistic thing in you
>literally a helpless child in many aspects
>makes you feel like his neet mommy
>feel like youre the leader of the retards

>meet another neet-y guy whos totally in charge of his life
>has goals, ambition, skills but completely zero confidence
>feel like an immense failure around him all the time yet he looks up to you
>literally fail around him constantly embarassing yourself nonstop
>cant help him in any way

>implying women want a nice or macho guy

They'll take either if he's good looking, or maybe accept nice beta provider if he's ugly.

>>26442533
Guaranteed replies though.

>>26442202
>>26442057
>wanting a 5'11"+ black mix with green/blue eyes
how demanding can you get

>>26441771
Obviously. No man wants to imagine some random schmuck slapping their dick across his gf's face.

Even if you talk about them negatively the thought comes to mind, just don't mention your past relationships you whore.

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>>26441579
>tfw a orbiter stops responding to you
reee

>>26442057
>tfw mixed race 6'2 boy with gray eyes
Just fuck my shit up, fembots only want chad with blue eyes

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>>26445864
Take that you teasing heather!

>>26441579
>tfw you only have 3 holes to fill

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>tfw other guys compliment you but you feel nothing because they're not your schizo oneitis
>tfw incapable of being attracted to guys who aren't mentally damaged

>>26446162

schzio oneitis eh?

I'm a really headfucked guy my last 3 gfs reported me to the police.

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>>26441579
>did you thought we were a thing?

>>26446162
>tfw other guys like you but they're nothing like your perfect oneitis
>oneitis doesn't even message me first

>>26446191
Why's that anon? You seem interesting

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>>26441867
These guys are really cool to watch, I went to the Ripley's aquarium in Toronto and saw a few.
Can't find the picture(s) though so have a shark instead.

>>26441579
>you literally can't act manly if you're not chad

>>26442020
i'm ok with this deal

>tfw Tyrone beats me and our son but I still love him

>>26446340
>our son
>his
ayy, that's a spicy meme

>>26442698
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*nasally breath*
*Sniff*

>>26443756
This post hurts me. So much.

>>26446225
The first one said I was a danger to myself and others. The second one it was because I was a violent raging maniac who owned a knife. And the last one because I said I was going to blow my head off with a shotgun and told her the blood would go everywhere and my brains would be spattered all over the wall.

I've had psychotic episodes and such but I don't know what mental illness I have but I think I'm perfectly normal. It's other people not me.

>>26442698
>the guys wouldn't say shit to me
Then you've got fucking shit friends, if I was dating some slag my mates'd bust my chops.

>>26446422
They sound like weaklings anon, good riddance.
>>26446206
Same, oneitis hasn't talked to me in a week.

>>26442020
That's not how it works. Otherwise Chads would not be popular with ladies.

>>26446506
easy for you to say good riddance you aren't the one whose dying alone you know it all slut.

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>>26442057
>mixed race
>green or blue eyes

Pick one. If you want white traits you want a white person.

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get off of this site you fucking whore. OP this place isnt for "fembots" or whatever the fuck you want to call a subpar "person" with a filthy fucking hole between their legs that makes them bitch a lot. This is a place where we come to talk you down and hate you. I hate you. Many people hate you. And I hope you kill yourself. Women dont have feelings. Fuck off, eat shit and die. Jesus christ why are you everywhere you fucking vermin, everywhere i love you just have to come in and ruin it. STOP TAKING EVERYTHING FROM ME LEAVE ME ALONE. YOU THINK YOU CAN REEEEE? YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A ROBOT YOU PUTRID CUNT. You cant ever know because everyone will leap to defend you and how fucking presious everyone thinks you are. I hate you so much. I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you. I hate you. I dont fault most women for being horrible, noones ever beaten them down and now its what their used to. But this is our place. This is my place and you can get the fuck out. Or at least post some goddamn tits. And if you dont like those options then you can kill yourself on a livestream and it better be fucking entertaining you useless sack of shit. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26446595
How ignorant and isolated from the world are you?

>>26446742
What, are you going to bust out a folder of "mixed people with light eyes" because it's rare enough to warrant a collection?
It's recessive.

>>26445793
>spend the rest of your life with someone you're not attracted to
>demanding
nah
>>26446595
nope, i know two boys with light colored eyes that are mixed black. im not into white boys

>>26446773
You're talking like they don't exist when there's plenty of them and it's not rare at all

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>>26442057
>5'11+ mixed race boyfriend with green
Heh, I fell into this category. Too bad my eyes turned brown...

>>26441579
wow you don't say
it is almost like guys are human beings with feelings and emotions
ever consider what happens when they have a bad day or others are not nice to nice guys? they dont stay nice for ever

>>26447010
it's so artificial
it's so clear he's trying too hard

>tfw no 30's+ nordic banker who wants you to smother his face with your fat pussy and be your sub bitch

I should probably move to Sweden or lower my standards.

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>>26442057
sounds like an ultra rare pepe to me

>>26447144
She wants Chad shiny holographic card edition

and is sad because she cant find 1 of 10,000 people to date her, never mind the the thousands of others who like her though because theyre not the right ones :)

Fucking hell

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>>26447144
omg so hotttt! ^o^

>>26447246
>just lower your standards
I could say the same to you

>>26447246
>>26447144

Let her look forever.
Once she has wasted her years looking for perfection, she'll realize she is a saggy old whore and Chad wont take care of her.

>>26447074
yeah keep telling yourself that
we are what we do- pushing him is just going to make him act less receptive but since you already admitted you're a femanon i imagine like most females you spend most of your time/effort on trying to piss off one specific person as much as possible

maybe you should consider being nice wasnt a total act but not something they do to everyone and you fucked up and aint going to get that nice guy back

>>26447144
Brown people often seem to equate brown with green. As in if their eye isn't pure black then it's green.

>>26441579

>Be a nice guy
>Eventually realise that everyone only likes you because you bend over backwards for them.
>No one is able to describe your personality as anything but "nice" or "kind" or "sweet"
>Girls either think of you as a eunuch that only exists to serve their whims or a brother
>Men think of you as a doormat or a non-sexually threatening male they can trust around their women.
>No one is ever attracted to you EVER.

>Decide to finally tell everyone to fuck themselves and become a macho asshole who doesn't hide their thoughts and opinions.
>Everyone likes you because you're "funny or interesting or charismatic.
>Suddenly everyone is able to describe your personality
>Girls start showing an interest in you because you assert yourself.
>Men want to be your bros.
>At least a few more girls will be interested in you.

Yeah, no, fuck you.

I spent years and years being "nice" before I realised that the whole "nice guy" archetype only exists so chads and stacys can trick people they don't want to fuck into non-threatening social slaves.

Thank god I finally broke free.

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>>26441579
>Fembot

GET OUT

Uber original content

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>these threads stilI unironicaIly exist

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>people
>real people
>post in fembot threads

>>26449457
>using filthy frank images
back to ifunny my friend
also, do us a favor and drink windex op

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>>26449661
> buttmad /fembotfeels/ poster
> has to ad hominem to justify being this buttmad