why not start off with a /cgl/ practice valentine, /r9k/?

>>26435944
/cgl/ only fucks Chad, even the landwhales prefer to fuck a drunk Chad once a year than date a robot.

they are by far the worst form of attention seeking whores on the planet

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>>26436105

she got my attention desu

>>26435944
They're giant whores who only go for chads and hate robots like every other roastie.

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are you calling ME a Chad?

You're a fucking idiot if you think any of us here could get a "practice" gf. The female hypergamy has come so far that even this land whale probably has 3 chads she fucks whenever she feels like in their "open relationship". Trust me I've tried with girls who look worse than OPs pic both online and in real life and their only reaction was disgust. I'm not horrifically ugly either, these landwhales are now entitled to chad cock.

>>26437196
more like
>me and my bf.jpg

>>26437196
Are you calling THAT a girl?

>>26435944
They are the closest thing to actual female 4chan.
They are fucking disgusting not to mention they are mentally unstsble.

>>26438097

it's just for practice, anon. nobody starts stable, don't you remember when you had to use training wheels on your first bike?

>>26437196
I envy you so much, anon

>>26435944

because the first thing they'll ask for is your credit card number so they can buy more brandu

>>26438097
I think I'd like to have a cgl gf. Any girl would do at this point.

/cgl/ is the nastiest board around

>>26437196
Your name is Sam R, i thought you had a fat gf but i guess you went gay instead. Had a feeling you were a fagball

>>26438391
The board is right there.
Go for it anon, good luck with getting past the hordes of thirsty fucks that lurk there.

>>26438598
Nah, that's a lot of work.

>>26437196
Ban this happy guy plz

>>26435944
damn she is hot as hell

>>26437196

seems kinda low test desu

>>26435944

> practice valentine
> that high test waifu body

You're doing it wrong

>>26437196
>dating 10 year olds
wew

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>tfw i'll never get a qt robot bf who prefers lolita over cosplay

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>>26438980

I'd gladly be your bf but you already knew that, you piece of shit. Thanks for making me feel sad again.

I would fuck OP's picture in a second, but I wouldn't have a shot because I guarantee this bitch's ego is through the roof. despite her chub she thinks she's a 10/10 because she has an army of orbiters like all other girls who do cosplay.

>>26439354
Either that, or her self-conscious anxiety is 10/10 and she's really easy but all her orbiters are afraid to make a decisive move. It's really one or the other with these womanchildren.

>>26438980
>not preferring cosplay over lolita
but waifus

>>26439554
i suppose that's possible. and not overly difficult to figure out which is which. i have enough confidence to try and enough self respect to walk away if necessary

>>26439269
Then why am I still single you fucking liar?

>>26439666
but cute girls in frilly dresses

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/cgl/ wants nothing to do with anyone outside of /fa/ and maybe /fit/ while no one here SHOULD want anything to do with them.
/cgl/ is everything /r9k/ hates condensed into human form

>>26435944
>tfw no meme gf

>>26437196
Expensive hobbies require sugar daddies, anon. (not that you're in that pic)

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i have dibs on this one

>>26440795
Anon Y. Mous, surely you understand that's a boy?

>>26440795
Anon Y. Mous, surely you understand that's a nigger?

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am I this boards luckiest femanon to call this my valentine?

>>26440898
looks pretty ugly m9