>fifth night in a row I dreamed I had a gf

why don't you just get a girlfriend then?

>>26433996
Oh, I hadn't thought about that
Thanks, I have a gf now

Try to make it a regular thing, then its just like having a gf if you can dream about her every night

>>26434010
Yeah, but the problem is that shes always different, I don't want a harem

>>26433978
ayy what if you have a gf and dream of a different girl? guilty nigger amirite

>>26434024
Maybe shes just a shape shifter gf, you lucky dog you

>>26433978
>tfw yesterday I dreamed my girlfriend was male and he had to say something to me but was too shy about it
What does this mean?

>>26433978
Why don t you smoke weed to make those nightmares stop?

>Dreamed I was eating out my gf and she squeezed my dick between her feet
>as I started thrusting she pulled them apart and laughed at me
>sandwiched my cock again
>teased me again
>Eventually I just grabbed hold of them and started thrusting away

>she laughed a lot and told me, "I'm not going to help you"

>started to pant lewdly and said, "It's a little cute how pathetically desperate you are"

And then I woke up alone in my bed.

I haven't had a gf dream in months, but I did dream I was sucking on some fat tits the other night.

It was amazing, but I'm confused. How do I know this feeling? How do I know a lot of feelings in my dreams, getting shot fucking hurts but that's never happened in real life. Death feels like a choking drain like your soul is literally being dragged out your body. But I've obviously never died.

So where does it come from?

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>be me
>at Tame Impala concert last night
>nearly every girl is a fucking cute trendy looking teen
>grill sat in front of me is shirt and cute as fuck
>she keeps having these cute excited reactions when a song she knew came on
>she would dance to all the songs and it sunk in how making music like Tame Impala makes people move and show joy
>tfw I will never be in a famous band and make cute grills dance and bop their heads in musical bliss
>tfw will never have a cute music gf

>>26435387
>Tame Impala
Holy kekers.

>>26435387
>grill sat in front of me is shirt and cute as fuck

short*

I can't do anything right

>>26435398
They were fucking cash, nigga

>>26433978
>dream about this nerdy girl at uni kissing me
>feels funny
>wake up in piss and semen

JUST

How can I dream more or remember what I dream? I rarely dream.

>>26435291

PLEASE RESPOND HOLY SHIT

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