>you sound just like my dad, anon! What do they mean by this?

Daddy molested them

It means that she wants you to molest her as a toddler

>>26424499
Women like men that remind them of their fathers, even if they were abusive. It means she wants the dick

>>26424499
Girl in OP's pic looks like girl I want to talk to but can't work up the courage to.

>>26424499
It means you have conservative values that clash with her liberal ideas.

fuxk me daddy thats what it meansyou fucking nigger

>>26424499
It means you aren't a braindead, retarded as fuck, normie.

>>26424499

I don't know, but you should follow it up with

>You'd better behave young lady, or else I'll have to set you straight

and hope some BDSM or daddydom fantasy comes out. If she's that kind of girl she'll take this as the beginning of a playful/flirtatious role where she acts like a little girl around you

>>26424499
it means they wanna fuck and they have daddy issues
trust me im like the 5% of this board thats not a virgin

>>26424499
>TFW girlfriend would call me mom or dad in a really insulting manor when she'd get upset with me
>Would still ask my opinion on things I'd obviously get upset about with her doing
I never understood it and if I wasn't brutally honest with her she'd feel like I was lying .

>>26424499
>They say you sound like their dad
>But only for Chad
>Do they cum so bad

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>>26424499
epic maymays lad this is something gr8

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>>26424641
>>26424710
They weren't even my gfs

I swear women keep saying "you dress like my dad" too

>>26425021

>They weren't even my gfs

Of course they weren't, because you missed a prime opportunity to flirt into their kink.

Now
>you dress like my dad
is a genuine insult. Unless you're from /fa/ and are familiar with what "dadcore" is. Tell me, it's Tuesday morning, 2PM and you're out doing whatever it is you would be doing on a work/schoolday. What are you wearing?

>>26424499
>tfw you'll never have a qt gf with an oversize sweater

Probably have a gruff voice or potentially anger issues.

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>>26424499
>It means I hate you faggot

>>26424573
>>26424554
>>26424641
>>26424742
>>26425085

>tfw former oneitis kept telling me I reminded her of her dad
>ask her out
>rejected

who /falsehope/ here?

>>26425085
Vans, navy blue jeans, and a polo shirt.

>>26424837
Savage desu.

If a woman calls you 'Dad' or compares you to her dad outside of sex it is bad.
>>26425021
Is that Crispy?

>>26425936
If she compares you to her dad during sex, that's pretty bad too.

Unless she's calling you "daddy" or "papi", etc

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>>26425955
That's what I meant nanodesu.

>>26425674

Ditch the polo, wear V-necks instead. Henleys if it's chilly out.

These jeans, are they by any chance from Old Navy? Sears? Kohl's?

Relaxed/Straight/Bootcut?

The vans can stay, but do look into getting a dressy boot. I recently copped a pair from Eastland shoes nothing fancy, they're just dirt cheap. The Sketcher's of the boot world really. Got a coupon code, want it?

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>>26424499
reminder that eliza is taken

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My girlfriend told me I looked just like her dad.

I fucked her and made her call me daddy.

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>>26426119
>>26426124
>>26426136
Go brag about this irl to get some perspective on who you are and what you're doing.

Means you sound like a dominant conservative pig, you don't respect her. She doesn't like the way you look at life.

>>26426077
Old navy. Relaxed.

No thanks for the code.

>>26424499
if she likes her dad? good

if she doesn't like her dad? bad

so complicated. women are impossible to understand :'(

>>26426077
hahaha dude you're just telling other people what to wear without seeing them?

your advice is predictable and trend-chasing. to attract the right kind of woman you just have to find a style that works for you and stick with it and evolve it. which maybe you have who knows. but not directing him to brooksbrothers.com was a mistake.

>>26426363

>Old navy. Relaxed.

Did I call that or what? Consider yourself lucky she didn't ask if your mom still picks out your clothes.

>>26426463

>your advice is predictable and trend-chasing

It's a good baseline, I think everyone who has arrived at a comfortable place with their dress started chasing some trend. V-neck shirts and better shoes are basic as fuck, and thus pretty hard to fuck up.

>not directing him to brooksbrothers.com

I don't want to scare him with $80+ dollar shirts, if he's here it probably means he's NEET. I know the most intimidating thing for me when overhauling my wardrobe was cost. Baby steps anon, baby steps.

but totally aspire to owning some quality stuff down the line OP. You'll need at least two white collared shirts for life as a professional/employeable male

>>26426136
>she's taken
>she calls you an "internet friend"

Cuck

>>26426077
I always like when people say kohl's. I'm sure they have autism brands, but they usually carry an alright selection of levi's.