Shit normies say >Sorry not sorry

>>26422466
no offense

>I'm just saying

>>26422466
>just kidding
its original

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>>26422466
>Long story short

>Take responsibility.


You can have any number of serious problems on your hands and be asking for help and a normie will come up with "take responsibility" as some supposed cure-all. As if that's not what you've been trying to do all along...

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>[read book at lunch while eating]

"What is wrong with you?!"

>get out your comfort zone

It never gets better.

>I'm your friend

>just be yourself

it's that simple, guys.

>>26422466
I wont go to the oscars

>you just need to gain confidence

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>What's that guy's name again? Anon? Hey Anon can I borrow a pen?

>>26422667
Thats because you never actually did it

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>>26422814
stfu normie you don't know shit

>"It's nice to get out of the house every now and again."

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'bruh'


orgnal coment

"Your past doesn't matter"

Well you told me that in the past so evidently you telling me that doesn't matter. Checkmate

>>26422466
>Ummmmmmmmm,
Followed by either "no" or "okay"

>>26422491
>>26422506
>>26422536

i say these things

>>26423419
then fucking LEAVE normie

>>26422491
But...

Llllllllllll

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>Just sayin'
>No offense

>it was just a joke bro.

Normally after doing something unnecessarily cruel to someone, and after that someone gets mad.

Literally remember being in school, asking someone the time, and getting booted in the nuts for it. Hard.
I got mad, but apparently that isn't the right reaction to getting hit in a sensitive area for no reason... because "it was just a joke...".

Shit like this makes me want to knee-cap them and make them watch as their entire families die then just go "Why u mad tho... it was just a joke?".

Yeah, I know, edgy, don't need to say it. But god it'd be so nice to see that happen to one of the douche-bags that do this. Like, someone doin' something way over the top to them then going "just a joke" just to put things into perspective for them.

Guess I deserved it though, for being an outcast robot.

>>26422699
aye ;___; FeelsBad

>>26422623
Blondie second from the right smiles at you for about 2 seconds, she is the target.

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>don't worry be happy

It almost make me feel pity for them

>>26422699
This is the worst
Fucking idiots

>"Gets a life"

Heh

>that's wrong
>you're wrong
>that's not right

proceeded by no explanation whatsoever as to the logic behind that opinion. The people who say this will walk away satisfied with their non-contribution to the conversation and the world, and will go to sleep and wake up satisfied with the bullshit they spouted the day before. Then they will do that today and the following day and repeat until they eventually die, still telling themselves their trying to indoctrinate randoms is good.

I don't know if this is just a thing with girls where I live, but a lot of them, even the ones that I think are pretty smart, say "just kidding!' after they say something stupid or if they answer a question incorrectly in class.

"My boyfriend/girlfriend"

>>26422569
I've only heard take responsibility in hentai when they cum inside

>>26422466
The funny thing is, calling people "normies" comes from a Family Guy episode which is the most normie show there is.

>dude, thats messed up

IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE

>>26425808
Its the same over here too.

>>26423380
I'm not even a robot, and every single person who has said that has a bunch of old cum where their brain used to be

>>26423380

Wew. Whenever a normie texts like that, I'm for sure triggered.

>>26425576
it'd actually be decent advise if that was how humans worked
>>26425691
nobody says "get a life" past 6th grade and does anything memorable with theirs

>>26422814
daily reminder that no matter how hard you try you will just end up right where you started

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>You can't judge a book by its cover

>>26426032
>but the cover says "this book is shit"

sorry not sorry
but its (the current year)
nowadays
JUSTsayin
namaste

can't they just not stop saying all these annoying as fuck phrases??

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>>26422466
>I'm not racist but...

Just own up to being racist just jesus christ.
Say whatever the fuck you want why are you cucking your own statement before you even start it, FUCK.

>we'll just have to agree to disagree

>/sarcasm
>you win the internet
>unironic emoticons
I known it doesn't fit super well with the rest of the thread but when normalfags anywhere on the internet at large pull this shit it makes me want to reach through the screen and choke the life out of them

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>epic
epic
>epic
epic
>epic
epic

THAT WAS EPIC BRO. DUDE THAT NEW STAR WRS MOVIE, EPIC. THIS BURGER IS EPIC MAN. WOW EBIN EBIINNn

EBIINNNNNN

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>>26423009
>mfw I say 'bruh' a lot

>>26426083
>Dumb comment. Crying laughter emoticon.
Triggers me every time

>>26423018
>Well you told me that in the past so evidently you telling me that doesn't matter. Checkmate

did you tell them that or do you only get witty 10 years after the fact

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>>26426146
Dumb comment. Crying laughter emoticon.

>>26424078

It's JUST A PRANK BRO

KISSING PRANKS (GONE SEXUAL)

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>Not saying anything but... (Proceeds to talk shite)
>Overuse of 'Like', Y'know or 'Literally' and 'Basically'

The 'Like' thing has fucked me in the arse right and proper. I'm so tuned into it and hearing people use it so much annoys me to no end.

>Well he was saying, like, that he didn't like want to go there so like, we can just do it ourselves I mean like, no big deal.

>>26425995
Only if you suck

>>26422466
>shit normies say


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26426146
Crying laughing emoji is honestly so retarded it gives me a chuckle a lot of the time. It's so silly-looking.

>>26422667
Well actually...it kind of does, it just takes a lot of balls to do so but it never gets completely fixed but to does get better.

It worked for me in some ways although in the back of your head, you'll still be thinking 'Shit, am I doing this?' because inside you'll still be a fag.

>>26426268
>tfw socal
I slip into this shit the same way ex-southerners slip into their accents.

>''''Fag Celeb"'' Ladies and Gentlemen!
>You win the internet!
>Worst/Best 'Thing' EVAR!

Jesus I hate memey internet culture.

>you know that feel?
>my face when XDDD

>>26426083
>>26426146
>horrifically misspelled twitter/ Facebook comment
>crying emoticon xDDD

>I'm not school smart, but I'm smart in real life
>I'm smart, but lazy

>>26422623
>tfw i can open one of my books and be hit with the smell of engine oil and tuna, the soot-covered pages serving as a ghastly reminder of days spent in wageslavery

>yaas

You ate moment yes door DVD