>34 year old virgin >Family getting hostile with me because

>>26422297
Cause disarray to them using a modified version of the shit in tub ruse. Someone post cap

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>being a wizard and still not realizing octopus Kumiko is worst Kumiko

35 year old KV here. My mom has called me gay and selfish for not wanting kids. Told me I was ruining the family and I only think about myself.

Who else am I supposed to think of? It's my life.

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I suppose from a normie's perspective, getting married really is the single thing they feel is consistent and a validity of self acheivement.
When the idea of getting married is dismissed as openly as you are it shakes their fish bowl hard, almost taking it as an insult

>>26422455
>almost taking it as an insult
Are normie sensibilities this fragile?

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>>26422330
All Kumikos are best Kumikos.

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Tell the to eat shit OP.

>>26422330
You took the words out of my mouth.

>>26422297
19 year old virgin here. How did you reach that age without having sex?

>>26422297
Have you made it clear that you CAN'T get a gf? I mean you made it to your age without one, how can they blame you if it's not your fault? I'm simply being adamant that it won't happen. Even if I get a gf, I'm an antinatalist and if they attack me for that I will point to my brain and say
>"I have depression. I wish I was never born. In my opinion suffering outweighs joy in life. Therefore it is immoral to have children. You don't have to agree, but I simply won't force life onto anyone."

>>26422823
Nobody wants to have sex with them. You will most likely reach the same age, like me. At 19 I thought it was crazy, but I tried and gave up, tried and gave up, tried some more and eventually I was over 30.

>>26422823
by not having sex duhh

>Mom asks if I'm gay
>Tell her "no"
>She occasionally asks me
>One day get fed up
>Text her a video I shot of me fucking a whore at a brothel
>Mom doesn't talk to me anymore

>>26422861
I've never tried very hard... Girls have actually shown interest in me quite a few times over the last few years. Physically, I'm considered very attractive but I'm a very pessimistic, cynical person on the inside. I hardly have any interest in any girls I meet and if I think there's any possibility of me making a mistake, I don't try.

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>>26422297
I guess they just wanted the grandchildren they were expecting since when you were little.
Or maybe they even think you only like to fool around with girls but never settle.

>people actually make it to wizardhood
How?

>>26422297
Have you applied for autismbux yet?

>>26422958
I'm basically the same anon, except not very attractive, I just don't care

I thought I was going to end up like you guys because I never got any female attention and barely wanted any to begin with
Turns out I was gay all along so I was wrong, I'm going to end up just like you guys but gay

>>26423011
By being male.

>>26423011
If you have to ask that you shouldn't be here.

>>26423011
By being an undesirable, dysfunctional male.

If we were females we would all have experienced sex and reproduced.

100% of the evolutionary pressure is on the males.

>>26423193
Well fix yourself, you lazy waste of skin.

>>26423193
So basically by hating women and being unpleasant to be around

>>26423289
How?

>>26423381
No and no. I have friends and people generally like me, just never ever in a romantic/sexual way. It's funny how you will do anything to protect your just world fallacy going. A guy can't just be ugly, he has to be evil, yeah, that's why he doesn't have a gf! Meanwhile every murderer, rapist, pedophile, drug dealer to ever walk the earth had no trouble finding girlfriends and wives.

>>26423484
My statement was based on what you said, not your level of attractiveness

Face it, your attitude is a big factor in why women don't want to get that close to you.

>>26423289
I'm 4'10, you fucking nigger.

>>26423523
That explains why so much anger is built up in your fingers

>>26422297
Because to normies the only thing that's 'permanent' is continuing their line. It's just their biological instincts taking control. The point of life is to reproduce in order. To a lot of shitty people it's seen as a failure to know they're at a genetic dead end.

After all, that's what us real robots are. The weak links who can't even fulfill the one duty everyone was born to fulfill.

>>26423523
And? I know a guy who's 5'0 flat. He's the meanest, toughest bastard I've ever met. Has a qt wife and two boys.

>>26423517
>My statement was based on what you said
How exactly what I said would lead to the conclusion that I hate women and am unpleasant to be around? My attitude is maybe 20% of that, and only because of being introverted.

>>26423517
>MUH ATTITUDE
every
fucking
time

I've treated roasties nicely whole life which led to:

>having three girls shove dirt into my mouth in high school then get beat up by chad and his troupe after I fought back
>having a girl come into the boy's bathroom and take a picture of me pissing then distribute them around the school
>had a girl pretend to be my girlfriend for two weeks then told me I'm an ugly shortie and laughed at me with all her friends
And some others, but worst of all
>had my 9 year old dog poisoned, likely by them

No, I didn't incite them or anything. I just existed. I wasn't a total beta piece of shit either since I had worse and worse shit happen to me for fighting back

Eat shit you fucking kike. Of course I'm bitter, hateful now, but I treated them just like any other person. Kill yourself

>>26422958
You'll end up an old virgin eventually. I was the same way and now I'm 24 and still a virgin, with no expectation that it'll change. It's really not a big deal, my sex drive peaked at 14 or so and has been pretty much dead for awhile now. I think I'm better off than if I were obsessed with succubi, t b h.

>>26423562
Yeah, thanks for finally understanding that no amount of exercise or money will change how women look at me.

>>26423662
He's not 4'10 and I'm certain he's getting cucked.

>toughest bastard you've ever met
Manlets and midgets can't be manly, you retard.

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>>26422297

Nope.

Been ackward anti-social wierdo for as long as anyone remembers, so I'm sure they've come to terms with it.

My normalfag brother got married a while ago and will probably have kids soon. There's no point in wasting energy on me.

>>26423686
>be desperate and 'nice'
>people are put off by this, they react like people tend to do
>don't fix personality, just became jaded and hateful

Yeah, you sound fantastic

>>26423662
>I know a guy
I know a guy who won $100 million at the lottery, what's your excuse?
I know a guy who jumped from the 50th floor of his building and miraculously survived, what's your excuse?
Notice how you know one guy. Did you even notice the existence of the hundreds of 5'0 sexless loveless dudes you saw in your life, Probably not.

"I know a guy" is a meme at this point.

I know a guy who got shot 12 times and survived, what's your excuse mang.

>>26423765

>victim blaming

It's OK though, that poster seems to be a white male.

>>26423765
>>just like people tend to do
>they sic their chads on me and force me to drink piss
Thanks, you fucking spic

>>26423766
It must be nice to have such watertight reasons for why you can't possibly improve yourself

Does it help you?

Just do this.

>Wait till they're shouting at you again
>Start to act noticeably flustered and a little angry
>But out "Look, I got tested and I'm infertile, alright!"

They'll all say how sorry they are and ask why you didn't say before, you just say you didn't want to hurt them.

Bam, all done.

They might ask WHY you got tested, just say you felt a lump and some pain in a ball, went down the docs and it was just something you were asked to do.

Also congrats on finding inner peace, man.

>>26423728
>cucked

Nope. I would know, 100%, if he was. Our workplace was like thay. Ironically, our coworker, a 6' something lanklet, was getting cucked by a 5'10 Mexican. As for not being manly, he was one of the two investigators (equal rank as a detective) at the SO I worked at. I saw him absolutely destroy everyone who tried to go up against him

>>26423824
Improving yourself is a stupid fucking meme that delusional failed normies like to spout in order to make themselves feel better. Do you think you can get smarter, too? Do you actually think hard work matters?

You're in for a rude awakening.

>>26423692
I'm not planning to live that long... well, I guess 19 is already too old to be a virgin. If I'm still a virgin on my 21st birthday then that does it.

>>26423766
>sexless, loveless

These people don't exist except at the fringes of society. They also tend to be tall and fat.

>>26423824
Improvement is nice but won't get me a mate.

>>26423758
Wow. This image is giving me such fucking nostalgia. It's from an old vhs called the mind's eye, I remember there being some deep shit in there like whether an artist's creations can ever have free will.

The image you posted is about a male fish doing everything he can to break the barrier between him and this pink fish so that they can be together. I feel like you're trying to get a hidden message across right now that contradicts what your post said.

>>26423873
Does being angry and bitter on the internet help you? Does it make you feel better that you're not living in delusion like me?

>>26423904
Maybe it won't, but maybe it will make your life better in some ways. You're clearly very unhappy with how things are, what's the risk in trying the stupid advice idiots like me give out?

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>>26423923

>hidden meaning

Nah, bro, I was just watching them on youtube last week having a nostalgic moment.

Good on you for knowing where it was from though.

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>>26422297
are there lotsa women in the bay area?

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>>26423923
>>26423952

Also it was about a bird and a fish in some wierd space dome, but you remembered more than most people probably would.

>>26423873

This is the stupidest thing I've ever read. Sure, some people have more disadvantages than others. A lot of times shit happens for no reason, and life is horrobly unfair. But to suggest no one is capable of improving themselves? That hard work is completely meaningless? Kill yourself. I mean it. With that worldview, life is absolutely pointless.

>>26422297
>33 year old virgin
>family very slowly ceasing to be hostile to me for not giving them enough attention
>doesn't come up that often with the "family"
>the faggot hive around me is very eager to get on my case for not being with shit and craves to fix me

Why is it so important to them? Why can't they just be happy that I'm miserable?

>>26423947
Yes.
Yes.

>>26423991
Don't worry. I'm planning to, you filthy normie. One day you'll understand.

>>26423826
this sounds sensible

>>26422297
Are you self sufficient? Yes? Then who gives a fuck? Tell them to deal with it or fuck off.

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>19 yr old kv
>subtly hint at possibility of being a monk at some point
>mother gets furious
Don't think I'm that unattractive, but I am autistic, so I just don't think I'm going to make it. If I make it to 35 never having had a relationship, I will join a monastery. Maybe sooner, Idk. The only thing I can forsee that would interfere with this plan would be succumbing to alcoholism in my 20's.

It's hard to believe there are people whose parents get pissed because of a completely personal decision.

>>26424430
normies will use any excuse to make you as miserable as they are

>>26422823
36 years old and a wizard.

Not because I'm shy or awkard. Not due to missed chances. Not because I'm some radical MGTOW.

It's because no woman wants to have sex with me and resorting to prostitutes would be such a blow (heh) to my self-esteem, suicide would follow close behind.

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>>26424347
>considered monkhood or joining the priesthood
>never said anything because my Protestant mother begged me not to be a priest

>>26423991
What if he's right? Is life really pointless just because you can't have more more more better better better? Why does it matter? Just learn to accept your fate and you'll be a lot happier.

>>26424450
>resorting to prostitutes would be such a blow (heh) to my self-esteem, suicide would follow close behind.
surely knowing this know means you can't disappoint yourself so you might as well do it and you won't want to die afterwards

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>>26424464
My mom's a Lutheran, and she wasn't terribly thrilled by my joining of the Orthodox Church, but it is honestly the only thing that has stopped me from killing myself.

>>26422297
Man, seriously, get a Katana, commit seppeku. 34 years old and never having anyone like you enough to even let you casually slip it in them. What the fuck.

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>>26424587
>My mom's a Lutheran
I envy you anon
Lutherans are fairly orthodox (little 'o' intentional) as far as Protestants go

>>26424585
Not following you. Resorting to a prostitute would be finally coming to terms with the fact I'm so repulsive no woman will touch me without being paid. I understand I'm radically disgusting, but as long as I don't take that last step, well, I can continue to sustain myself on a shadow of false hope.

>29 year old virgin
>no one in my family has turned it into a big deal
>parents have said they want grandchildren, but are happy as long as my brother and I are happy
>still sad I'm too much of a sperglord to attract a girl

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>34 year old virgin

Seriously how?

Did you not go out to meet girls or anything and sit at home and complain about how the perfect girl didn't fall into your lap like it does in the animes?

>>26424986
>meeting girls
How does that even happen? Not him, I'm the 19 yr kv.

>>26424347
>mother gets furious

Why would she be mad about that?

>>26424986
Some people aren't blessed with the ability to talk to girls (or anyone else) beyond the superficial "Hi how are you" type of deal

It's less avoiding contact with girls and more never figuring out how to get in contact with them

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>>26425071

>it doesn't come naturally so I don't do it

What a pussy move, if you don't try you won't get any better at it

>>26423765
Lmao stop trying you got blown the fuck out

>>26425059
Because monks can't have kids.

>>26425110
you didnt understand him, it has nothing to do with things not coming naturally
he just doesent meet girls or estabilish connections with them
example:
made few friends in elementary, if any
nothing but acquaintances in highschool
didnt go to college
lousy job with maybe a few, if any, shitty girls
and when you sum up that persons life, he never really got into contact with many women, he has no idea how to deal with it or where to go to find them (secretly he knows its clubs and such places but finds them repulsive)
virgins 101

>>26423686
>girl pretending to be your gf as a joke

Is there anything more cruel that can be done to another human being?

>>26422297
I have had to deal with it. It may take them a wile parents get over it eventually. I'd be happy to find a like minded wife but I think they are rare.

>Look on dating site
>Age: 42
>Has no children
>Definitely wants children
Sigh

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>>26424986
You must be new here friend. Let me show you the door.

>>26425250
not him but whats that pic about?

>>26422520
>Are normie sensibilities this fragile?

Of course.

Not him but..
It's the same with politics and religion.

I'm a conservative Christian, but I manage to piss off muslims, Christians, atheists, democrats, republicans and everybody else simply due to being honest. Normies are a cancer to this society.

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>>26425173

The exact same comment applies, he's just too much of a pussy to try anything new so he sits in his comfort zone i.e. His room and then whinges on the internet about it

>>26425352
>I'm a conservative Christian
>Christians
I sincerely hope you aren't calling liberal "christians" Christian

>>26425361
No it doesent, avoiding clubs and bars is a perfectly rational decision, its full of bottom feeder scum
it has nothing to do with his comfort zone, the mistake he made was not moving further up in society so he could avoid the people in clubs while still interacting with someone
he could have done it by getting a better job instead of giving up

>>26422297
Same age as you OP. I moved to another state when I was 27 because I got tired of the kind crap you mentioned from my family. Now I only visit 2 or 3 times a year and if they give me any crap I wait at least a year until they beg me to visit.

I told my dad when I was 19 that I didn't want to get married. He told me "Yeah we're all like that when we're your age." I told him again when I was 25 and he said "One day you'll find the right girl and she'll change your mind." Told him again when I was 35 and he was very angry and told me it's my job to have kids and continue the family and told me I needed to grow up.

I'll tell you one thing, I won't be sad at his funeral.

>>26424656
What's so hard to believe about it?

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>>26425312
Joseph Goebbels had his picture taken during a League of Nations conference in 1933 by Jewish American photojournalist Alfred Eisenstaedt.

Lol. I would have the same reaction to this disgusting Jew.

>>26424656
>why normal scum deserve to be slaughtered by deranged gunmen.

>>26425633
God damn that face

>>26425352
>conservative Christian
Into the trash your posts go

Also you probably aren't truly a conservative Christian and are just being edgy

>>26423968

I'm curious... what animu is this?

>>26423765
2 hours later i am completely astounded by your complete autism

>>26425059

The whole point of the huge expenses of having/rearing a child is that they'll give you grandkids someday, granting you genetic immortality.

>>26425110
>if you don't try you won't get any better at it
and if you do try, you still won't, because nobody has any patience for it if you're not the age they were when learning it

>>26425187

Yes? That kind of thing only hurts you if you let it. And you shouldn't be in that situation in the first place. If you're calling a girl your "gf", you should've at least made out with her by then.

Not trying to talk down from you. Just giving my 2 cents.

38 year old virgin here. I stopped talking to my parents years ago because of this. I've been much happier.

>>26425933
Not the other guy, but I flatly refuse to be anybody's genetic investment. Kids don't come with a guarantee, my folks should have read the fine print.

>>26425566
He's just scared that his legacy will die shortly after he does.

>>26425933
>genetic immortality
>caring about this
>any era

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>you will always be the scum of the scum
>you will always be completely undesirable to anyone else

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>>26426488
>you are destined to be a bitter person
>there is nothing you can do to stop it

>>26422297
Have you tried being an asshole? Women don't like good and decent people. They love assholes. I lost my virginity a year ago when I finally snapped and stopped being a good person and just became a cynical asshole. Stopped taking bullshit from my boss(female) at the office. She took me into her office one time for it and we ended up fucking right then and there. Been fucking her on a weekly basis now outside work. Just try being a jackass to everyone and walk all over people.

>>26423765
holy fuck, that damage control

kys

Normies love to express disbelief at wizards' existence, and blame the wizard for nobody wanting to have sex with them/not attracting a GF. He must be weird or have a terrible personality!

However, at the end of the day, having a partner/having sex does require another person picking you. And it's very possible that nobody ever does. And being ugly can increase that risk exponentially.

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26 year old virgin here.

I want to die almost everyday now. Though, it's not just because I'm a virgin.

>>26425787
>I don't know how to reverse image search

I have an uncle who's a 60 year old KV

I'm probably going to end up just like him FeelsBadMan

>>26424347
>>subtly hint at possibility of being a monk at some point
hey I did the same and my mother also got angry at me, only that I'm 21.

>>26425566
Next time you should tell him that his cuck genes don't let you be what you should've been.

>be huge
>be ugly
>have weird sense of humor
>have unpopular opinions

It's much easier to be a wizard than a lot of people think. If you're an ugly guy, you literally don't have to do anything. Women won't talk to you, they won't approach you, they won't even acknowledge you except for getting scared.

My mother would get on my case about getting a girlfriend until I just had her watch me try to talk to women in a bar. Afterwards she just kind of seemed sad and stopped hassling me.

>>26422958
I'm not attractive so it's extremely easy for me to not have sex.

33 y/o wizard checking in.

Two more years before I succumb to domestic terrorism.

>>26428864
reported to the fbi desu

>tfw level 36 wizard
parents never ask me why I dont have girlfriend or wife or kids

they are just happy i havent heroed
>only child feels

>>26424986
I'm not a 34 year old virgin yet but I will be. I'm just not very attractive and girls don't like me.

>>26428763
Yeah, I just don't get it. There's no going back anymore, she knows about my mental issues, and that these will prevent me from living my life happily. The only "therapy" that will help would be Monastic life.

>>26426541
If an unattractive guy tried being an asshole he'd just get in trouble.

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>>26422297
>Tfw 22 and still a virgin
>Tfw my parents have finally given up the notion of having grandchildren
>Tfw free from the constraints of society to enjoy my apartment with no one but my games and my cat

I look forward to wizardry in eight years.

>>26426541
oh god story please

>>26426541
>She took me into her office one time for it and we ended up fucking right then and there.
tell me how you did this, did you just reach over and grab her or what?

>>26429026
My fellow wizard and training. Feels good to have no one to worry about but yourself. I enjoy my hobbies to the fullest. Normies here wish they had deep hobbies like ourselves.

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My brother made a child and thanks to the whore he chose the child brings lots of headache and financial strain, because of that my mother tells me to not have children, it's not worth it, she says.
So the pressure is out.

I'm already 25, now that university is over with i'll find a job, or not, and never talk to new people again, unless i suddenly decide to fuck whores (unlikely) i'll be a virgin forever.

>>26428891
>implying I'm American
Try again.

>>26422297
I have it much lighter
>Me: I never want kids
>Mom: Isn't that a bit of a monastic life?
>Me: What's like?
>Mom: Monk-like.
>Me: I'll just have sex with my hand
>Mom: That's not what I meant

>>26422372
>My mom has called me gay and selfish for not wanting kids. Told me I was ruining the family and I only think about myself.

Holy crap - Normies losing their shit thread

>>26422942
Absolute rockstar

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>>26422297

34 here too, never had any particular probs and I still live with my parents. People are pretty chill in my area though, they mind their own biz and it's common manners to avoid personal questions, and there's plenty of older wizards living here, many have lived with their parents until they passed.
Maybe on some occasion when my parents have had guests home someone might've said something along the lines of "so you're still living at home eh, anon" or some query of relationship status. I can't help but instantly judge people who ask that sort of questions though, they're lowerclass trash.

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22 y/o virgin.

Mom and dad want me to have kids. Tell them no every time. They think it's some phase, but I have no interest in continuing my genes or name. Tell em to just go to my sister if they want more grandkids they hardly see.

Not even ugly either. Have woman of all ages tell me I am cute every so often. Just no real interest in anything, but my hobbies.

So I'm going to be really honest with this post. I had a fucked up life. When I was age 8 to 10 I was sexually molested. I'm a female btw.

So that made me really curious about sex and for some reason an attraction to virgins and submissive men. From about ages 13 to 18 I fucked a lot of virgins. In school they were easy to find. They weren't just virgins, because of course there were rumors about me that I liked that so I wouldn't just trust any guy but the really shy nervous kind. I'm 19 now and obviously I would be a pedophile if I lurked around schools still looking for virgins. So I was thinking about trying to find wizards.

Obviously there's many problems with the plan. The first one being that I've almost always had sex with people younger than me. Secondly, I'm not sure how their psyche is. Since I've had a lot of depression, ptsd, and anxiety that's not too much of a problem.

I just want to make it clear that I'm not looking for a romantic thing but am very caring and will not make fun of you in any way. I'm willing to take it slow too as long as you don't pressure me into romantic things.

If your wondering how many virginities I've taken I've slept with 30 men and about 5 were not virgins. I've also not had new sex in about a year as a part of rehabilitation therapy. I've also been tested for stds and I've never caught one so far.

If you want to talk about possibly loosing your virginity just say so. Inb4: whore kill yourself etc.

>>26422297
If you're an only child they're mad because you killed their genetic line. If you're the only male child you killed the family name.

>>26430465
Where do you live? i am 26 khv and i would love to get my virginity stolen by such a devious semen demon like yourself.

sex is stupid

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>There's no good Kumiko porn
>Literally no good Kumiko panty shots
Why live?

>>26422297
Because the underlying thought of their bloodline gets severed. Which means they did everything in their life for nothing. It has to do something with the irrefutable proff of them being a bad parent / person. Even if they say it is your fault you turned out like this, they know it was theirs.

>>26431037
Where are you at? Ill tell you if I'm close.

>>26431763
I live in the balkans but i would travel to give you my virginity.

>>26422958
Holy shit, are you me?

[Original stamp of approval]

>>26422297

Examples of them being hostile please, I need to know

>>26430465
>rehabilitation therapy

awkward...

>>26426516

Kudos to him for actually taking the time to write it out. I'm 30y/o khv and it's not going to change. I'm exactly where he is only I'm physically undesirable as well.

>>26431343
I like that one where sensei tells her that her butthole is a little stinky after eating her pussy out

>>26422958
You'll make mistakes, that's part of it, you just have to not be too hard on yourself and let her know you're into her, try again with another girl

A lot of you virgins don't realise sex is like food or air, it really only matters when you don't get it. SO you need to get it.

>>26423881
> well, I guess 19 is already too old to be a virgin

fucking normies holy shit

>>26430465

North America?

hfthtfhfh

>>26431800
Do you work? Do you have skype?

That's why it's dumb to have only one kid; if one of them becomes a robot, you still have one more shot at muh legacy.

>>26431982
Why do people even care about legacy? It will mean nothing to them once they're dead.

>>26431978
i don't work right now, my skype is icarus.66

>>26422297
Don't you want to expand your dynasty and provide plenty of future sons to hand titles to?

lets be honest lads only whites can really be robots. every other race has women to fall back on

>>26422823
Because i want to die but i'm to much of a coward to do it.

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>>26431943
19 is nothing. You have to have a sex harem as a middle schooler to have any kind of social currency with normies

>>26424986
It's perfectly possible. I regularly go often with friends. I talk to girls. I can hold a conversation. I'm a 21 KV

I've gotten really close to pussy more than once, but I either sperged out, ot the girls had bfs or they interest dried up really fast. As in I could hear their vaginas closing with Windows 98 sounds

>>26432024
I added you. There were two with that name so I added them both.

>>26432102
You've never gotten close to pussy if you've never kissed. Sorry. That's first base.

>>26425786
Don't you have a BLM-rally to get back to?

>>26432126
I'm aware of at least one girl that was completely obsessed with me in HS. I always rejected everything she did because I was a total sperg. Another girl was all over me recently but I knew she had a bf, and since I don't like the idea of being cucked, I don't like being a cuck either and noped the fuck out

>>26432053
I'm a mixed spic and no woman has ever shown me any affection. Not even the third worlder whores that surround me. And let me tell you, these women would probably fuck dogs if they so much as stared at them.

>>26423765
>reddit is this stupid and desperate to "win"

I thought you people were against "victim blaming"

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Family isn't even remotely hostile towards me; they rarely even mention it. My dad has told me a few times he wished I'd find myself a girl and stuff, but I can tell it's not ridicule but sympathy for my loneliness. Mom never mentions it. My younger brother, who is getting fucking MARRIED before I've even kissed a girl or had a girlfriend, outright told me I shouldn't feel inferior for being a virgin when I talked with him about it and mentioned feeling so utterly pathetic. Other people have never seemingly suspected I was a virgin, so I've avoided ridicule.

I'd like to think people are more sympathetic towards older virgins than we on /r9k/ suspect, but I'm probably just being too hopeful. I have a lot more empathy and patience for people in general now, at 26, after experiencing massive levels of disappointment in every area of my life, and I hope at least some girls have that same sense.

>>26423662
why in the fuck did he have to have kids ? his sons are going to be super manlets

>>26423765
That's incredibly mean anon. This person has faced a lot of abuse and hasn't had anyone to tell them what you might have told anon (to change his/her personality so people stop treating him/her poorly).

You're treating a child like a fully developed adult.

>>26432279
Good it will show cunts like you are wrong fucking kill yourself you sub human faggot.

>28
>virgin
>kissless
>handholdless
>hugless
>touchless
This will never change simply because I'm a legit 2/10 TOPS. I lost the genetic lottery hard and was given a societal death sentence. I came to terms with that a long time ago.

Here's the thing, if you're at least a 4 and not a complete manlet (read: 5'5" or shorter) you have no right to complain because you can get a woman if you put forth effort.

>>26423765
Keep it up you will pay for it in the end. And i will be enjoy seeing you in pain and when you beg for death i won't give it to you. You will cry forever and ever and i will have the last laugh. Enjoy it while you can. The human race deserves it.

>>26425786
Liberals are so tolerant xD

>>26425993
THIS

fucking normies REEEE

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>>26432347

>if you're at least a 4 and not a complete manlet (read: 5'5" or shorter) you have no right to complain because you can get a woman if you put forth effort.

Anon, you're forgetting something else: where you're born matters too.

I live in Maine, and I'm ugly and poor. I'm more like a 5 than a 4, and I'm like 5'10", but there are no girls in this state. Just old people who are dying, and I can't afford to move, nor would I know where to move. I have no skills and no hope of gaining skills. I'm boring and shitty, and in a romantic market like my own, there is little room for flaws.

What are the other aspects of your life, anon? Are you employed? Do you live by yourself? Do you have real life friends?

>>26432413
>employed
shitty wage-slave job making <10$
>live by yourself
still live with parents as I can't afford rent anywhere without going into the projects
>real life friends
nope. I exchange a few words with people at work, but I've already been told that most are afraid I'll shoot the place up one day

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When I was younger they did that shit. Since it became obvious to them I was depressed they stopped.

They did stuff like talk to my friends over the phone if there were any girls at the (LAN/DND) party I was going to, obviously the answer was no. They also asked my friend once if i were gay. They also pressured me to hang out with a girl I liked once. But she's clearly too good for me. She's taking a BA in math, plays the flute and is very talented and kind in every way. The reason I didn't attempt anything is because I'm a coward and my parents didn't exactly give advice. Mom was clearly getting annoyed that none of her children had had a (disclosed) romantic relationship when we were 21-18-15. She told me stuff like "hey that girl is coming up the street, go say hi!". Like I could do that. Eventually her friend made a pass on me and I didn't respond in kind. She got upset and as groups of friends often do the girl I liked showed solidarity and decided not to hang out anymore. Hoes before bros I guess.

They're not intentionally trying to be mean, they really do care about me. They just don't know what they've done wrong and I don't know what I can do to make myself better.

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>>26432619

My sympathies, anon.

If it makes you feel any better, I'm unemployed and on my last 300 dollars. I also have 40k of sl debt for a useless degree.

And on top of it all, I'm still a virgin.

>>26432667
suicide is the only true option....

>>26432667
If you can somehow live the NEET life, do it. Working is soul crushing or at least it is when it's a wage-slave job. Hell, mine is physically destroying my body.

I too fell for the college meme and ended up with a useless degree.

After a while being a virgin doesn't matter to you. You eventually get to the point that any intimate contact with a women is so alien that you can't even fathom it. I don't understand even how you're supposed to hug a girl because I've done it.

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>>26432698

I also have a medical problem that causes me constant modest physical pain, which was caused by a medical treatment meant to relieve a separate pain. Not only did it not correct that fully, it caused me more problems. I don't wanna go into details about it; it's not super painful or dramatic, but it really sucks and it eats me up that I got medicucked. Seriously makes me angry every time I wake up.

My eyesight is really bad and getting worse. I have erectile dysfunction from years of zoloft and it's hard to stay hard while masturbating. I have colon problems. I'm getting fatter. I'll probably start balding when I'm 30.

I'm just waiting for the inevitable cancer I'll develop to hopefully kill me. I'm curious what kind it will be. At this point my life feels like a running joke.

>>26432805
I'm sorry to hear that. Good night/day bed time. I hope it gets better even if it won't

>>26432024
I tried you didn't reply. I'll try again in a few hours.

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>>26432829

I appreciate it homie. Same to you. I was wagecucking until recently so now how shit it is, by the way. I'd be a permaNEET if it was feasible.

>>26432805
what's wrong with you?

bl0xx

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>>26432894

Jaw problems. Lower jaw grew after I'd already had braces once so I had a mild underbite. Instead of surgery I opted for braces again. My hack orthodontist fucked it up and I now have a crossbite that causes me pain and my teeth look comparatively like shit now. I only did it to alleviate my neck pain that was ostensibly related to my jaw. It helped a little bit, but wasn't even remotely worth it, and I suspect that orthodontist cunt fucked me over.

I just want to go back and prevent myself from getting those braces the second time.

You have no idea how much this pisses me off on a daily basis. Injury and insult. I might go see a different orthodontist or something once I have a job or whatever, but I just don't wanna deal with even greater disappointment a third time. I also used to have this badass giant chin and prominent jaw and a nice smile, now that's all gone, along with pain.

I really don't understand some people here. As far as we know you get one life, and you've squandered it, wasted it, done fucking nothing. You've achieved nothing career wise, academically, relationships, anything. Inb4 you say
>I never wanted this life
Then genuinely kill yourself why are you posting? You say you don't want life, kill yourself.
I look at you with pity and hate, hate not for your actions not for you on a personal level. In this tiny glimpse of time, this opportunity you've been given you've wasted, and for what?

>>26433138
you will be dead one day and won't care whether you achieved anything or not

>>26423686
You sound like a toxic fucking loser with a chip on his shoulder. Have fun being miserable for the rest of your mundane existence.

>>26432312
wew laddy i pissed off the midget

>>26433138
Tell that to the worms feeding on you in your grave. I'm sure they will care.

>>26433162
>don't try or do anything at all cause there's no point

If there's no point in the end, why continue living? For what? Kill yourself.

>>26423289
JUST BEE URSELF ANOOOON Xddddddddddddd

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>>26433165
>Normies calling robots on their ''mundane existance''

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>>26423686
I don't believe the dog poison one man , that happened above everything and you didn't kill them?

I call bullshit. BTW The faggot you replied to is probably just a shitty troll

>>26423011
By not trying hard enough. It's not rocket science, if you're male, you're expected to take the first step. I've been also rejected several times in middle and high school, with the last rejection from a girl with literally the ugliest face in my class. That never helped my confidence.

>inb4 go fuck a whore
Buying a prostitute doesn't count and you people know it, you just don't want to admit it.

>>26426541
What dating sim is this?

>>26422297
baby boomers are selfish and self-centered like no other

>>26428828
What comes after wizardhood Mr. Dumbledore?

>>26422372
the truth is that your mom is the selfish one. trying to force on you the lifetime burden of raising kids just because she wants to become a grandma so she would not feel so fucking useless in the last years of her life

>>26433502
Lel shitty troll? More like reality check kiddo

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People are programmed to want to make sure their genes proliferate

If their offspring decides to fuck that up for them they will be less that pleased

>25 year old virgin
>all of my mother's friends are having grandkids
>mother has literally been asking for grandkids since I was 16
>she gets more and more frantic with each week
>she spends more time harassing me
>she cleaned up my old high chair and gave it to her friend from work, who's daughter is getting married and going to have kids
>she's demanding a plan of action from me or she'll kick me out

Seriously what the fuck, does she expect me to have kids when I don't have a house? does she expect me to have a girlfriend when I live with my parents in my childhood bedroom? does she expect me to be Casanova when she spent my entire childhood shooing LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE GIRL who showed any interest in me away?

That one was too emo looking, that one was homely, that one sounded crazy, that one was too fat. WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH HER? EVERY OPPORTUNITY FOR YOUNG LOVE IN THIS TINY TOWN PUSHED AWAY.

I'm planning to get a vasectomy and give her the papers as a present for her birthday later this year.

>>26430465
>I am female
Stopped reading there
>>26431037
>>26431906
>>26431947

You faggots know damn well that that's a guy , and even if it was a girl , if she saw a selfie of yours she would delete all contact with you. Are you wizards or what? IGNORE FEMBOT POSTS

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>22 year old virgin
>Mom keeps telling me to give her grandkids
>Also simultaneously thinks I'm gay since I've never had a gf

>>26433825
there are plenty of failed normie roasties that resort to places like r9k for approval, the r9k omegle threads are literally loaded with girls

>>26433858
Whoa , I thought the whores on 4chan were on /soc/ and /b/ , but I guess dissing robots gives them a self-esteem boost....

>>26423765
I hope a nigger gives you AIDS and you die roastie.

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>>26432102
>I could hear their vaginas closing with Windows 98 sounds.
Lmao

Anyway. 28 years old virgin here. Soon to be 29 in may.
I've had 6 gfs in total but i never had sex due to my body complex, fear of intimacy or them actually realizing they made a mistake.
Too late now. Time to prepare for my departure from robot to wizard.

>>26434365
How can you have a gf and not have sex I don't get it. That topic comes up within a month of dating, more like weeks but I'll just say a month, so you had six girlfriends each for only 2 weeks??

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>>26433791
You should just tell her calmly how you feel. This is the problem in modern families. Mothers can't help their sons AT ALL, it's the job of the father.

You need to understand that mothers have contradictory instincts regarding their sons. There's the protection, preservation instinct, and the pride/social proof need.

My mother always tried to pamper me into NEETness, and I had to fight to get out of this. But you know the only times when she went mad I didnt have a job or a gf? Right after one of her friends called her and spent 2 hours on the phone telling her about her kids and grandkids with jobs and functional families already.

Just understand that only you can lead your life. Remember that your mom is a woman, what she had to do to reproduce is simply exist and open her legs at the right time in front of the right guy. That's it.

You're a man. All the evolutionary pressure is on you. Nature is there to test you and remove you if you're unfit. Men and women live in completely different worlds.

>>26423517
The worst thing is that when you ask for specifics on /adv/ as to how you should change your attitude, no one replies or they give shitty advice like
>>just b urself :^)
I've been myself for over 20 years, and it hasn't worked.

>>26424688
mate, im really confused aboot this picture. its a weird finnish bear doggy face over these people cept youve not covered thomas more and erasmus. who made this and for what purpose. help