Where did I go wrong?

You got lost on your way to reddit, that's where

>>Be me
I don't get this. What the fuck else would you be?

ask for his number

text him first

i generally never text or interact with anyone unless they start the interaction

>>26422067
My understanding of it is that they're clarifying that the story is in fact about themselves and not someone else.

>21 yet acting like you're 15
Jesus fuck

You're really wondering why a shy guy is not texting a girl?

>>26422135
just what one would expect of a roastie

>>26422151
I don't know what else to do if I want him to talk to me in more detail

hmm

sounds like my bf. I rode on his dick earlier today and it was amazing

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At least you had a chance of going right, I was doomed since birth.
>dad always worked until past my bedtime, so I had nobody to teach me how to play catch or ride a bike
>mom didn't let me play with my friends unless I had their parents' permission, so I just didn't bother
>never went outside or played with the other kids outside of school
>never made any close friends to hang around with
>never learned how to be social
>was made fun of for being weird in middle school, making me feel shittier than ever
>by the time I got to high school I learned how to be sort of a normie, and was even liked by some of the popular kids, but never made any real friends, went to parties, ect.
>never grew up or had a coming of age experience
>will probably never have a gf because I'm still afraid of strangers and women

>>26422031
>Women
>Robot

Women can't be robots.

>>26422031
I'd say he does, if he did actually blush a little and smile. Maybe he's nervous? Give it a while

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>>26422031
>/r9k/ will never have an enforced rule to ban all female posts
>there will never be a 4chan board were women arent allowed to post

>>26423183
Her lunacy is pure madness. Next she will say she can't get men to fuck her.

>>26422231
You vile creature. BEGONE~

so OPeline, any news?

>>26422031

You just posted this thread from a male perspective

Why the fuck are you roleplaying

>>26422135
They are just saying that because they are a minor. Since when do college level biology classes have labs?

>>26423544
>Since when do college level biology classes have labs?
what the fuck are you talking about

>>26423544
Took a biology class freshman year of college and I had a lab.
Also earned my first and only D in my academic career there.

>>26423544
>bio 1000 had labs

>>26423544
My uni has bio labs every fucking week actually

>>26422031
Damn, she has nice tits.

Post a pic of yourself. I want to see what a so-called "fembot" looks like.

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>>26422031
Did this seriously only happen this morning?

Fucking get a hold of yourself you stupid whore, try waiting for two months then come back and complain

You're impatient and craving penis calm the fuck down and focus on important shit

Not having him wont kill you and there are billions of other people. Are you in your early 20's? if so then fuck off. you have 40 more years at least to get a call from someone.

Wasting the robots time.

>>26422092
>never text or interact with anyone unless they start the interaction
Well if everyone thought that way where would we be?

>>26423036
>was even liked by some of the popular kids

I wouldn't call this doomed. Just needing to grow up, as you said. You probably actually will figure it out.

>>26423592
High or Low grade?

>>26422031
I was a fat kid until just 3 years, lost 33 kg and I still feel obese but 15 years of bullying (gain weight at 3 yo) make me hate people and hide myself from others

He's shy, you said it yourself, he probably doesn't know what to text you. You can't expect him to suddenly go full alpha male and magically get your pussy dripping wet because you gave him your number.

>>26425396
Women's prime age for child birth is 18-25, she doesn't have much time left.

>>26423036
>>never grew up or had a coming of age experience
Iktfso much friend.
24 act like I'm 16
A lack of sex and friends kills the robot

>>26422031
If you think he's a robot, he might just be sperging out.

>>26422135
>says that while posting on a board full of manchildren

>>26423257
Ask for fixed IDs. Close as it'll ever get.

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Okay op FIRST OF ALL (just to get it out of the way)
>woman
>introverted
>robotic
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING WHOOOOORE THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS FEMALE ROBOTS

And scondly:
Look by the way you describe him he sounds pretty shy to me so he's probably working up the courage to message you or discussing with his friends how he's going to approach the situation since in his eyes he probably thinks that he's just misinterpreting things and you're going to friendzone him if he asks you out or You might find him annoying. Take some of the pressure off his shoulders and be the one to message him. Trust me when I say this there is absolutely no reason he'd talk to you if he didn't have a thing for you. This is just how males work.

>>26422067
>>26422104
be quiet newfags

>>26422194
Literally take more initiative. Some girl asked me in a subtle ways to play vidya at her house at a bad time in my life. Only had self reproaching thoughts and suicide on my mind when she was chatting, but she was being ambiguous and not fully assertive. If she would've just said I like you, come over so we can play games, I would've said yes.

>>26422031
guys wait a a day before calling or texting.
give it time