/britfeel/

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first for snipedown

>>26417375
I am not a good lad

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well hide dee hoe

>>26417375
Thanks for making a nice comfy thread for us tonight mate.

Who /drinking/ here?

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Post 2D girlfriends (waifus)

>>26417433
y r u not a good lad

How do I not sperg all over the normie slag that will be cutting my hair?

>>26417417
You're very persistent but this is a small general. Just bite the bullet and use /soc/ for your hook-up needs, you've scooped up all the hampshire cakeboys here.

>>26417435
Imagine ripping one of those hideous white earrings right of her head.

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>>26417444

can't argue with trips

>>26417417
Canterbury

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NON-ASCII SHIT FUCK YOU

>>26417457
Take your 3ds

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>>26417444
Jun!
>>26417462
I'm mostly just joking about at this point.

>>26417375
what is everyone listening to tonight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f3d5ZdE4vY

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>>26417444
Posting waifu for the first time today~

>>26417487
Me in the bottom left

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Does anybody have a link to an article that explains the junior doctors strike? I can't find any that aren't very biased one way or the other.

>>26417499
Ex dee my nigga!~

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>>26417444
here is my waifu ladsssssssss

>>26417507
Stop trying to stir shit, you're pathetic

>>26417495
It's not the 1930s anymore granddad, get down with the Electro-Industrial scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZi9kHGcfps

>>26417417
Boyfriendless Bristol :(

>>26417566
Where you at in Bristol?

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>>26417417
Birmingham

Pls adopt me

death to weebs

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>>26417375
Reporting in sir, how is everyone tonight?

>>26417582
im not really a weeb, can i get killed too though

>>26417507
Bunch of fags that want to protest against the tory government since they are all rich lefties,

They don't want to have to work one Saturday a month to stop people from dying

They will only work on Saturdays if they get a mega pay rise.

The hours they have to work has been seriously cut down they just have to an occasional saturday. Bunch of whiny faggots and not the good kind.

and to balance it out

Working on satudays is dangerous, we might still be high from our friday binge, just be ill on weekdays grandma.

If they wanted to work satudays they wouldn't have been born into a rich family and got a high paying job.

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>>26417417

The midlands is a lonely and cuddle-free place

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>>26417444
blushing waifu

>>26417566
>>26417579
I'm in Bristol too but not gay.

>>26417536
Nah mate, I don't really understand the situation and don't want to sift through inflammatory shit like Daily Mail or the Guardian.

Just want to know what it's all about.

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>>26417603
i prefer nicer pictures of ryuko tbqtwy senpai

>>26417564
oh
I think I'll pass on that, anon

>>26417417
>>26417610
>>26417566
>>26417580
We should all just find somewhere midway and meetup to cuddle or something

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>>26417609
Excellent summary my man.

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>>26417566
I would come and cuddle you.
>>26417580
Sure lad, anytime you want.
>>26417610
Meet me halfway and we can go cuddle.
>>26417638
exactly this.

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>>26417638
only cuddle?

Post more music and broaden my horizons, no j pop k pop etc though, shit's well gay

>>26417668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDQpZT3GhDg

listen to girls generation anyway senpai

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>>26417634
I have loads senpai, got about 3gb of Ryuko on my hard drive.
I always need more.

>>26417668
what type of music you wanna hear famalam?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBufYhI7CqI

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>>26417375
Explain yourselves faggots.

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>>26417499
ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO CLASS TOMORROW

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>>26417685
I think shes pretty cool.
better than satsuki anyways

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What's your favourite flag lads?

You can't name one of ours (Union Jack, England, Scotland etc.)

I really like the flag of Macau. It has a comfy green colour that isn't too harsh on the eyes it has a cool lotus flower

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>>26417648

I'll see you in oxford in twnety minutes. Bring a daki, a K-ON box set and a kilo of poppers.

>>26417579
on the edge somewhere, that's as specific as i'll get

wanna meet up and cuddle senpai?

>>26417638
marvellous idea

>>26417716
I'm up for anything mate

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>>26417648
I want to be adopted now!

>>26417733
i spent a week once autistically learning them all

favourite would have to be nepal for the shape and flair but shout outs to seychelles and sri lanka, they're pretty cool too

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>>26417723
Ryuko best girl there really is no comparison senpai.
>>26417733
Pic related

>>26417733
I've always liked Wallonia's and South Korea's desu~

>>26417375

should my first car be a convertible? I've been told convertible = pussy but where I live convertible = slashed

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>>26417733
Lebanon. It's festive.

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>>26417444

Ha ha

Time for posting waifu

>>26417861
>potato_chips
FUCK
OFF
Y*NK

>>26417827
I've got a mate who drives an MX5 but he's a normal bloke and goes everywhere in trackies and a baseball cap. He drinks cider and goes to watch Bristol Rovers every weekend. Drive whatever you want.

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>walking through town
>accidentally make eye contact with a nearby salesman or homo
>mfw

>>26417920
Wtf I meant homeless person not homo.

Not with it right now.

>>26417939
kek
did the homo make you feel uncomfortable?

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>>26417733
/his/ flags allowed?

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>>26417444
Open Wide

Hur

>>26417939
They aren't real homeless they make like 100 bong a day and are scum

>>26417965
No, but I hate when I make eye contact and they try to shaft me for my money.

Fuck off, I don't care about your problems.

>>26418030
Nonces out

>black
>want to meet up with the anime lads
>afraid people will think I want to rob them or something
>no meets and cuddles for me

>>26418066
It's 2016, get with the times pedophobe.

>>26417892

aye lad but I'm 18 and its a mini

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>>26418085

I'll cuddle you pal

Neet life
Is the only life i know
Neet life
When your stuck right on the dole

>>26417746
What about some Bad Religion? This song is pretty robot tier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2yF8PmfpVA

>>26418113
can we watch anime, movies or tv shows while cuddling?

>>26418091
are you a poof or something, minis are for women. have no respect for male mini drivers.

>>26418130
No we cannot.

You can read a book if you must.

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>>26418130

of course we can senpai

>>26418119
Not my type of music desu fambo

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>>26418066
Pedos are People. Pedo Lives Matter.

>>26417793
Not a real flag, and even if it were it wouldn't mean anything because there isn't an Earth government.

>>26418119

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8NS7Zuh9YI

This song reminds me of thony hawk underground

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>>26417444
Claiming Radical Edward

>>26417856
I didn't realise Lebanon was controlled so blatantly by Zog

There's a minorah hidden behind the tree

>>26418177
Then tell me what type of music you want famalam I run the gamut

>>26418206
The EU is trying mate, soon it will merge with the caliphate.

>>26418263
The EU is going to fail very soon.

http://strawpoll.me/6790883

>>26418255
Post some of your faves

>>26418173
Email/kik?

>>26417668
Did you know Gary "In Cars" Numan started making Gothic music after the millenium?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8579wjzQHEk

>>26417717
[email protected]

>>26418406
>>26418373
THAT WAS FOR YOU DARKIE

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>>26418406
>being a trip fag is literally accepting that you are cancer
how does it feel to be cancer you fucking shit skin piece of shit.

>>26418432
Hot
I want to be your dirty nigger faggot slave

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Nigel is on question time tonight lads.

Get ready for some top quality EU banter.

>>26418460
Are you sure? He bottled it last time

>>26418460
He was meant to be on last week to tear the shit out of the crap deal but too many immigrants made him late!

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>>26418469
Let's hope so, he's listed at least.

>>26418451
I DON'T FANCY DOUBLE AIDS SO THAT WILL BE A HARD NO

>>26417610
East Midlands?
Leics here

>>26418391
Holy shit i did not know that, sounds like rammstein or something

>>26418496
>Nigel vs Romesh

Oh sweet Moses

>>26418496
>carwyn jones
ha, nige already detroyed that fuck one on one

>>26418497
mean
e
a
n

>>26418439
He just wants to be remembered because no one else in his life remembers him. I might've mentioned before but shouting and screaming is what small children do for attention, I'm surprised he hasn't caught on to that. Shouting for the sake of shouting is spastic. I pity him.

>>26418502
>Leics
Postcode lad?

listening to the track from the forthcoming deftones album

not bad lads, i rate it 7/10

>>26417668
Ever heard Swing music from Mauritius?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7CxRXKLB4Q

>>26418391
not bad, a few years ago id prolly have listened to that but now everytime I hear what I guess you would call 'darker lyrics' I feel like im listening to linkin park.

>>26418214
I cant imagine anyone older than a teenager listening to this. it would be odd to be in an old peoples home and hear someone listening to this.

I don't listen to any music anymore tho.

>>26418572
Well live in Le9 but grew up in le2

>>26418318
I don't think it matters what we vote, they`ll fix it somehow.

>tfw you used to be able to write a long-ass essay without any difficulty
>Now you sit down and all you can think is, "I don't know what to write. Writing such-and-such would be embarrassing."
>tfw everyone's solution is for to be myself, have more confidence in myself, etc. but I can't just flick a switch
Any advice? /r9k/ is probably a bad place to ask, but I'm really at my wit's end. This low self-esteem is ruining my life. I've been to the doctors but they prescribed me useless SSRIs and cognitive therapy that did jack shit.

>>26418656
*is for me to be myself

>>26418656
Then don't be yourself. ThinK "wht would such-and-such do?" Be someone else when you're writing.

>>26418656
Happy people are just misinformed about the state of the world

>>26418656
I used to do History in Six Form and it really was a subject that I loved and was good at.
I wrote about the thing that I loved and it was like a spark that set of a fire when I got going, writing about the Cold War became second nature, and I could write and write.
What my point boils down to is, WANT to write rather than NEED to write, find something that you like to talk about and put it in written form, find someone to critique the work when you are done, take this in small steps.
Hopefully I helped you somewhat my friend.

>>26418562
I'VE LITERALLY SAID MANY TIMES BEFORE THAT THE ALL CAPS GIMMICK IS FOR EXTRA ATTENTION

YOU'RE ACTING LIKE YOUR TELLING ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW

>>26418656
I haven't written one in ages but I often write as if I am explaining it to myself.

I talk to myself at lot or imagine myself explaining thing to another part of myself.

>>26418699
Brian Boitano

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Nottingfag here
midlands meet up?

>>26418623
Nope. Where do you find obscure music like that? Enjoyed btw

>>26418629
I went through a phase of not listening to music for years and now i'm trying to get back into it

>>26418746
Ayup duck, I've been stabbed enough ta, sow I'll girrit a miss

>>26418746
Man, them chimney things. They fucking traffic off the M1 driving past them cunts back in the day

>>26418335

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_srvHOu75vM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aXASA6NyA4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_c1YM53Wwo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESvYRR1Fyug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eY

There's a variety bag

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>>26417733
I know you said it can't be one of ours but for me it really is the the flag of the European Union.
Not only is it visually appealing, it's also deeply symbolic. The stars stand for the ideals of unity, solidarity and harmony among the peoples of Europe.

>>26418746
Do people from here actually meet up? I imagine a group of robots would be the most awkward thing ever desu

>>26418783
Don't worry duckeh. Tarra forabit

>>26418656
I enjoy the subject that my essays are about so that it makes it a lot easier imo~
Making plans can help too for me~

>>26418733
I do this a lot as well~

>>26418713
I wouldn't mind being unhappy if I at least had the confidence to work productively. I used to have that confidence but something in the last five years has utterly fucked me.

>>26418783
>>26418811
i think i would rather kill myself than meet up with actual robbits
but then that not saying much
its just nice to know we aren't alone init

>>26418731
It's boring though. Usually if you get someone's attention it's to say something interesting but I have absolutely no interest in anything you ever say.

You are actually the britfeel version of Michael McIntyre.

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>>26418810
>solidarity and harmony among the peoples
That's basically a souless shit flag, it denies culture and is a symbol of true oppression

>>26418778
>Where do you find obscure music like that?
I heard that song on Electro-Swing Revolution Radio. Electro-Swing is a fairly new genre which is basically about remixing classic Swing music, but there isn't enough of it to maintain a radio station so they play normal swing music too

It's a very interesting sound, and I heard about the genre in a 'Whats the worst genre of the last x years' thread on /mu/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjKiAIcmLD4

I find all my music through internet radio stations, I'm a web developer so I spend most of my wagecuck hours typing away and listening to choonz

>>26418811
some people from here meet up and watch anime.

>>26418648
>Grew up in LE2

Same, feels strange that there's posters here that I could have known at some point.

>>26418746
Not a chance.

>>26418840
Thats basically me.

I think my therapist is sick of me after 1 session

>>26418840
I think happy people, who aren't simple Fucks, usually realise that we only have one life, and surround themselves with things they like and people they love and wake up in the morning and think 'be happy' and not 'be awkward and lonely'

>those people who are balding and don't just shave their head

Just accept it. Obviously if you have a hairstyle that makes it look not-so-bad then rock that, but it you're trying way too hard to hide it and it looks dumb then bic that shit.

I know a guy with a HUGE bald spot on the back of his head. I'm talking a 5 inch circle on the back of his head and yet he still grows his hair out.

>>26418862
YES, IT'S ALMOST LIKE PEOPLE USE GIMMICKS TO GET EXTRA ATTENTION

>>26418918
franciscan monk mode

>watching all this shit about synthetic weed/spice

I am never, ever smoking pre ground up weed in case it's that shit.

>>26418918
>those people
Who? Who are you talking about?

>>26418918
I'd rather risk killing my dick with finasteride than go bald.

>>26418958
Nobody sells pre-ground weed, if its loose its just because you got the dregs from a massive bag

>>26418879
>comparing The Republic to The Union

You won't get disappeared for speaking out against European policy.

>>26418895
Yea boy. How old? Oadbyfag here.
Beauchamp

>>26418986
Yeah I know but you might have a friend with some or some random person in a group

>>26418889
Top fucking kek fambone

>>26417668
How about some South African Hip-Hop

It's not nigger shit I swear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvMXVHVr72A

>>26418990
Their silencing techniques are just more advanced. Its becoming more authoritarian all the time probably a matter of time

>>26418990
No, they just give your house away to some ISIS Jihadis and arrest you for holocaust denial if you complain

>>26417566
>>26417579
>>26417616
>>26417638

bristol too, how old are you guys

>>26417605
yeah

post address

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>>26419011
>Beauchamp

I was there for a few months a couple of years ago.

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Yo Britbots has anyone tried Tenga eggs and can give me a heads up to whether they are worth it or not.
Looking at the single use one to be exact but any other info would be good!

>>26419083
I'm 23 mate, how old are you and where you from, north, south, or east?

>>26419115
They are very good. Bit messy though and you'll be having longer sessions so they're not ideal for a quick wank.
But they feel amazing.

>>26419115
Nah, but inflatable butt plugs are top tier

>>26419138
>east

Sorry mate, don't associate with pakis

Had sex with a Dwarf yesterday

Was weird, but never felt like a paedo.

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>>26418373
kik:Oomurosan

Live alone and i'm hearing banging upstairs lads

>>26419083
23 senpai

oceee

>>26419157
m8 you wanna come down my ends and say that yeah?

>>26419188

Probably a ghost, go and be its friend.

>>26419189
didnt know 4chan had so many adults on it (assuming you're telling the truth ofc)

>>26419177
Where can you hire a dwarf prostitute lad?

>>26419202
I had to take a number 24 bus once and it was terrifying, so no, I'd rather not come down your ends.

>>26419115
They're great and I'd order more if I could afford them. Massive improvement over using one's hand. "Single use" is a bit misleading since you if you're careful with them, you can easily re-use them a couple times.

>>26419213
I thought he meant banging like someone's getting laid

What are you drinking lads?

Decided to try the tinny of Pimms & Lemonade tonight

>>26419223
Adultwork innit

>>26419108
Couple of years. I was 12 years ago. I assume there's more pakis there than ever now. I didn't enjoy it there, but then I enjoyed the friends I did make

>>26419188
>hear banging
>scream and reee at the same volume, slowly increasing in pitch and volume at the same time
>eventually reach autism levels that can be tracked by a device that scans
>burst through ceiling and kill normies with your ear piercing call of the night.

>>26419242
Holstein pills only like 3.29 at netto

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>>26418502

west pal sorry

>>26419188
Don't worry lad, it's probably just a crazed killer with cotard's syndrome come to rip off your jaw in the night

On my way home from work lads, 8 hour shift today. I hope I can keep this job until I leave for uni, money's gonna be helpful as fuck.

>>26419230
>terrifying
lol what i get the no.24 all the time you're just paranoid

>>26419269
Yea but I'm white

>>26419220
why would i lie

i'm embarrassed to still posting on 4chan at 23 desu

>>26419242
Not drinking bc I was yesterday. Fireball cinnamon whiskey and apple juice. It's the shit no word of a lie

>>26419242
Gone for strongbow tonight cos it's a weekday

Have consulted Tilde about getting smooth lads

https://soundcloud.com/treclin

my soundcloud lads

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>>26419268
where do you work famalam?

>>26419282
Just because you're white doesnt mean you have to be a pussy dude. I see white people on stapleton road all the time without shank marks in their stomachs so idk why you're worried

>>26419290
Are you from brizzle too?

>>26419308
Kitchen in my local Wetherspoons.
It's an alright job, I find myself doing the washing up and cleaning more than the cooking/preparing. I'm just better at one than I am the other.

>>26419327
No way. I did go once though for a day. Very nice town centre. Congrats

>>26419337
Not the one that had a rat running around eating people's chips was it

>>26419312
>tfw 5'6 with long blonde hair

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>>26419337
Nice man, sounds like a more decent gig than I am at, work at McDonalds part time, whilst studying at uni.
Speaking of which what are you hoping to study and get your degree in friend?

>>26419247
How bad was it 12 years ago? It was about 80-85% paki when I was there. One of the things I noticed was that every colour was segregated into their own part of the main break room, like an American prison yard.

>>26419337
Is everything just microwaved ready meals?

>>26419371
yay thanks
Only thought you were bristolian bc of the strongbow. All the chavs like to drink it on the downs.

>>26419312
Stapleton road is soft these days tbf I go out drinking down the Whitehall.

>>26419384
you work at mcdonalds too? that place fucking sucks i'd leave if i hadnt already applied to every shop in bristol

>>26419378
Probably not, we do pretty well on our cleanliness checks.
>>26419384
I'm hoping to be starting a 3 year CompSci course. I've had offers from the 2 unis I actually care about (Cardiff and Loughborough), visited Cardiff yesterday and will be visiting Loughborough on Saturday. I can't fucking wait to go desu.

>>26419399
Most of it is preprepared and microwaved, yeah.

>>26419429
Loughborough's meant to be my insurance choice and they still havent gotten back to me the cheeky fuckers. My application went out early december

Fuck off unifags

>>26419448
At the moment Cardiff is almost certainly going to be my first choice. They're Russell Group, the area is great, accommodation is cheap, and they course seems good.
Plus they have a society where I can go play MtG, so I'm pretty much set.

Anyone going to/been to Swansea uni?
>>26419460
lol someone didnt get in

Does everyone here still live at home or what haha

>>26419389
Yea. Was about 50-50 when I was there. Yep. Definite segregation. All different groups split off. But of the white birds there. The stacys. Jesus. I was friendly with some, not bf material, but friendly. I still fap about some of their slag antics now.

>>26419403
If it works out 50p a can, then can't complain eh

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Lmao Sweden has taken negative interest rates even low the absolute mad man.

How do you lads feel knowing you are living in the last few months of a European Union? and the right wing will gain power of many European countries eradicating migrants and muslims?

It's truly a glorious time to be alive.

>>26419448
Lol, loghboro. What are you, am Olympic swimmer? No? Then don't facking bother

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>>26419428
as much as I hate the work and the customers, I quite like it, its easier than my last job that I had, used to work in pie shop, making the actual pastry and pressing the pies for filling. Was a shitty long job but pay was cash in hand. McDonalds has something about it that makes me not hate it, but able to bear it more than say a department store job or cashier at Tesco
>>26419429
Nice man, thats what I am currently doing at the moment, second semester first year in, are you planning on a particular career path. I also heard that Loughborough is pretty decent as well, teacher recommended it to me and a couple of others when I made my choice.
>>26419496
I live at home still and commute to my uni, its sucks but its better than paying out the ass for accommodation, plus I reckon I would die if I ate my cooking.

>>26419496
Own house and car!!!
Because I work hard and have nowhere else to spend my money because I have no social life

>>26419548
>tfw its impossible to get a job earning more than 20k
Stuck in minimum wager tier desu

>>26419524
Careful with that edge, /pol/tard

>>26419538
>are you planning a particular career path
I don't know yet. I'll probably end up doing something in procedural software development. Working in the IT support department of a business sounds comfy as fuck though.

>>26419524
You really think a bunch of rag-tag racists are going to beat the EU? They have billions to rev up the propaganda machine with, legions of fresh naive students to harvest votes off, plus a lot of help from people who have an interest in minimising disruption to the markets. Right-wing pipe dream.

>Valentines day coming up

Feel like this would be a good opportunity to try phishing again

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>>26419589
>IT support
my nigga, I was thinking of doing that, or network engineering and maintenance, seems to have the big bucks attached to it.
I wish I could get paid to fix computers for the rest of my life.

>>26419580
Dropping out of uni.

Probably join you soon. Dreading it and horribly frightened about life now desu.

>>26419589
It's not. It's frustrating.
I worked as tech support for Air Products in Surrey for a while back in 2006ish, people have no fucking idea how to use a computer.
Almost every problem can be solved by rebooting the machine, and those that actually involve a trip to them result in them treating me like it's my fault.

>>26419615
The vote may well turn out to be a sideshow, the EU is tearing itself apart, schengen i coming to an end, the eastern states are moving to the right. Germans are realising they can't handle all these rapists.

>>26419580
Have you considered living somwhere not shit?

>Poleaboo starts ranting about the Roma scum coming over and stealing our benefits
>Sister starts defending them, how they're escaping poverty, oppression and segregation

>>26419630
You know having a degree won't qualify you for those positions. you need to get cisco certified if you want to work on networks.

You need to be a normie to work in support, IT support has been turned in to a service industry by HR sluts

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>>26419630
>network engineering and maintenance
You unnastan me nigga

>>26419589
>Working in the IT support department of a business sounds comfy as fuck though.
Said nobody who worked in IT support ever

>>26418469
HE'S HERE

GET DAH FOOK IN ERE LADS!

>>26419666
Define not shit?

Going anywhere else like london the cost of living will go up more than my wage, even assuming I could waltz into a job

Any of you lads live in Eastbourne, Hastings, etc?

>>26419694
I'd have to try it to find out whether or not it's shit, my man

>>26419684
>IT support has been turned in to a service industry by HR sluts
This is too true. A lot of the clients I have to deal with are county councils, and nearly all of them have outsourced their IT support because they think it's cheaper. What it really means is it takes 2 days and multiple calls to someone in India to do anything.

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>>26419684
The course that I am on has the material for the CISCO certification, with optional modules that lead up to the actual exam that I need to take to become a certified network engineer from CISCO.
got my bases covered senpai, feeling good about that senpai.

>>26419682
Romanians? They're gypsies, they have no desire to work.

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>>26419682
>a paki on benefits complaining about other shitskins on benefits

>>26419750
when have you ever seen a pakistani person on benefits? where do you think the term "paki store" comes from

>>26419798
>store

Bobs OUT.

>>26419798
how do you think they purchase their stock?
fucking idiot.

>>26419798
They are all on bennies child bennies and then working tax bennies

There is a paki store near that claim to employ over 100 people its all scam for more bennies

>>26419798
>when have you ever seen a pakistani person on benefits?
a paki named Amir

Nige is smashing it on Question Time tonight lads.

>>26419744
Slovakian Roma

Mum says they're apparently turning Rochdale into a shithole too, just like the town on the channel 4 documentary

Though even she was still defending them

>>26419750
British bennies for British people

Am a 4chan newb. Don't get this whole 'new edition' picture shit. Can someone explain?

>>26419845
>That retard welsh guy still btfo from their one on one debate trying to bring it up again
pathetic labour scum

what's britfeel's opinion on jeremy hunt?
i assume since it's 90% NEET that wouldn't be able to afford private healthcare they want him to stop dismantling it?

>>26419833
So?

They're contributing and everyone claims those benefits

>>26419905
No they don't. They are a drain, using a benefit scam as front for their illegal operations such as sale of smuggled tobacco.

>>26419833
why haven't you reported them then? if this was actually true the law would come after them

>>26419899
Nice misrepresentation freindo

>>26419955
>>>/tory/

>>26419899
Jeremy Cunt

>>26419890
A rare sight, cancer in it's purest form.

>>26419936
The police do nothing because they are afraid to look racist. They don't even arrest foreign drug dealers anymore.

Plus the council is full of lefties and labourites who won't admit they were wrong

gave my asperger cousin a hug today

we talked about what kind of ice-cream Lee Rigby would like

he reckoned he'd love a 99

i love my cousin man

probably the funniest person i've ever met

>>26419935
Rochdale in 20% Paki and more than 50% of businesses are Paki

>>26419969
You use the privatization as some scare thing like there is no alternative to the american model. Many other european states have some level of private involvement.

>>26419978
>The police do nothing
have
you
reported
them
?

>>26419978
The hoops you loonies will jump through to justify your delusions

>>26419870
you are not british fucking shitskin

Go fuck a cactus you prick

>>26420010
My mum did mate. Told her to put the drugs she found in the bin and forget about the whole thing.

>>26420007
>profit before quality
hoohooooo

>>26420018
>proved the council and police purposefully ignored pakis raping children

>the idea they would ignore fraud and low level smuggling is a delusion
top kek

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>>26420026
Sure mate, I believe you

>>26420007
European states don't speak The Queen's English and they have Sharia Rape Gangs instead of police officers, why would we want to be like them?

>>26420086
They used to be alright, if we followed some of their medical models it doesn't mean we have to import all the criminals

>>26419978
Lol am I in the LadBible's comment section?

>>26419980
Stop posting the same things in both brits reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>26418460
Transcript of every question time ever

>Male, conservative MP argues using analytics and statistics, doesn't use emotional arguments, gets booed
>Female, Labour MP argues using emotional arguments, not statistics and analytics, gets clapped
>Two panellists talk over each other for a solid 30 seconds.
>One reporter who juts in at random intervals and argues against both sides
>Dingle totally pars a panellist like a fucking lad.
>Crazy elderly audience member says something cringey
>Middle aged female audience member talks about her experience and thinks it represents everybodys experiences.

>>26420195
Careful with that edge, tardo

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>UKIP didn't get many votes so they're wrong

>that new kanye album

I knew he was never going to be able to top yeezus but cmon it was garbage

>being born in Britain doesn't make you British

based australian

>>26420455
DONDA'S TITS THO.

>>26420463
British crims only, Dingo Fuckers out

>>26420455
yeezus was trash

stop being such a hipster.

>>26420463
>>26420455

When the argument goes to immigrants, why does one panellist always complain about corporations paying tax, as if those two are even remotely related.

>>26420567
yeezus was kanyes best album

>>26420580
>what is mbdtf
>what is college dropout

>>26420606
>what are trash

>>26420606
when the highlight of your album was a verse from nicki minaj you know its trash, college dropout has too many skits

>>26420613
yeezus

>>26420639
im 10 years you will look back and realise your mistakes, im just streets ahead

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STOP FUCKING GAYING UP THE GENERAL
WHY ARE ANIME PEOPLE ALWAYS THE ERP/FAGGOTS?

>>26420655
>hipster detected

>>26420673
>pleb detectedd

>>26420663
How far behind on the thread are you? Currently it's paki's out shitposting time.

Up next is goodnight wagecucks, followed by unifags out, then depressed neets posting time. Then the thread will die till 7-8am.

>>26420745
Its comfy This Week time senpai.

No need to get butt hurt over nige wrecking your labour shills anymore, just comfy bants are left

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>>26420745
I want this place to be the depressed neets posting time all the time, as it was truly intended to be

dont keep up with politics but why is nigel farage still representing his party, this loser couldn't even win his own seat

>>54943686
Poleaboo did shout at his dad today, screamed "STOP CALLING ME STUPID"

His mum had to get involved

>>26420805
They're nothing without him

>>26420789
I prefer how it only gets really depressing early in the morning. If it was super depressing ALL the time, it would be way too much desu.

who here wants a fight

fucking pussies

>>26420874
1v1 me. Club penguin. I'll fuck you up in a snowball fight mate. I have a premium membership you pussy hole.

Friday tomorrow lads. All the bosses are on holiday except for mine, but she telecommutes. Me and the network guy are gonna blast evil music all day (9 to 4 Fridays woooo)

Anyone else /not terribly wagecucked/?

i would like to confirm to you that, i am indeed a black man

>>26420874
You couldn't fight your way out of a playground.
I'd fucking destroy you and not even break a sweat.

Seriously I am probably the hardest guy in britfeel, my biceps are 20" in girth.

>>26420874
Why are you so mad anyway lad? Other than looking and smelling like a turd.

>>26420874
If you're the paki, I offered to fight you and you never replied.

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>>26420789
>tfw no snorkmaiden gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLxyESquNZM

>>26420941
lol you brits really are fucking pussies arent you


we are outbreeding you and all you can do is talk big on a fucking japanese cartoons board

no wonder your women prefer us

anyone wanna meet up for a cuddle?

i bet i could cuddle you so fucking well

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>tfw no gf


this will not be original of course

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>>26421004
>its a linas post

>>26421004
where are you from senpai anon?

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bought an iphone 6 lads. even though i know they're for retards

>>26421004
I could do with a cuddle right now tbqh~

>>26421020
fuck off channon

>>26421023
bristol

>>26421045
wish i could senpai

Who else /learninganinstrument/? In week 2 of ukelele practise right now.

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>>26421064
>bristol

>its a raf post

>>26420964
COME ON THEN, WHERE YOU FUCKING AT?

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>>26420954
>tfw no snorkmaiden gf
Iktf

>>26421097
why would i fight you when i've already won?

>>26421120
What's your major malfunction lad?

How do you write a CV lads? Any good examples?

>>26421267
If you look online you will find many but it usually goes;

Profile
I'm a youn go getter etc

Skills
I know computer shiz

Education
I have GCSEs coming out my balls

Work history
I once put some books I found on the floor back in their proper place at the library

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GO THE HECK TO BED BRITS
ITS AMERICAPOSTING TIME

>>26421267
Same issue, I've thought about omitting identifiable info and posting mine for critique but i'd get bullied. GCHQ already has enough on me anyway.

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>>26421447
lurker here, i have had the same issue. this is the cv i've been using lately to no luck...

I need to be up for work in like 6 hours lads. This truly is a form of slavery

>>26421548
Highly fedora.

I get a really arrogant vibe from your CV.

>>26421548
Poe's Law strikes again.

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>>26421267
Working on mine right now.
There's a second page but it's only interests and references.

>>26421548
Are you serious? You've actually used that?

There's incorrect punctuation and capitalization. You also sound pretentious.

>>26421724
It doesn't line up you mong the fucking columns.

You look like you have great shiz to offer but thats shite CV

>>26421867
Latex is as latex does
The sensible man has learnt not to argue with it

>>26421548
umaru chan... kek

>>26421893
You are just shit

I had bath... about an inch of skin came off.

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>>26421724
>1994 birthdate
>expected first

and here's me with my third class degree volunteering in oxfam

>tfw no bf

s w i n d o n

w

o
i

n

d

o

n

>>26422008
literally 200 miles away

Badly need a shit but the toilet is broken, it doesnt flush. What do i do?

>>26421724

How do you get those fancy lines?

>>26422034
Do it in my mouth senpai

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wew lads.

Mildly drunk on wine and whisky, how're your thursday nights going?

>>26422035
>fancy lines
It's just default latex section headers friend

>Want to fap
>Can't get over the crippling shame after reading the doujin tags enough to enjoy it

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>>26422232
S
O
P
H

I like you

>>26422033
you could move in with me :3

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>>26421548
>>26421724
Man yours look really fancy. No wonder I'm not getting any interviews or offers.
I even sat down with the careers advisor at my university to write this.

>>26422519
No one cares about your interests

Unless they're specially related to the job

>>26422519
People reviewing CVs don't want to read [all that shit, by you]. They're only looking for details that match the criteria that they've already decided upon. The harder you make it for them to pick them out the less response you'll get.

>latex at an advanced level
Why not use it?

>>26422585
He told me to put that my interests on it because I've not got a lot of work experience.

>>26422519
>that politics section

>>26422519
Too many words. I would actually bin this. I didn't even read most of it, people get put off by seeing too many words, especially when they need to get through a lot of CVs. Just list your degrees, talk about them in the interview. And don't list gaming as the first interest. It's off-putting and makes you sound like a nerdy shut-in with a headset covered in Wotsit cheese. Put going to the cinema or meeting friends instead, something that says you're social and likeable.

>>26417375
I'm a yank

>>26422657
Agree with this. The UKIP stuff is so ridiculous this must be fake but on the off chance it's not bin it. The paper boy shit is also unnecessary, just bullet point what you did and embellish it by saying you ran the shop alone and had keys or something.