welcome home anon, we made cucakes

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Get out of my home and leave them on the counter.

>>26413746
gross
why are you in my kitchen?

>>26413746
Those. Cupcakes look like shit. The tall guy and the. Cute girl stay because you are getting punished for this monstrosity, the other two can leave

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>>26413746
content niggers

>>26413746

Roommates and I did something like this. I got all worried about shaving myself and cleaning my ass meanwhile my roommate just removed their clothes and showed off their pubic hair. Even the girl roommates didn't mind showing off their bush. I was the only one that was shaved and had a clean butthole.

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I wish I had a surrogate nudist family, the smell on the furniture especially would terrible though. Le sigh...

>>26414007
It's your fault, peter.
No, it's not.

Who /nevernude/ here?
>sleep in clothes
>hardly ever shower because NEETlife
>never strip entirely when I change my clothes, always take one piece off, replace it, then change other pieces

I don't like feeling things against my skin

>>26414010
>le sigh

Get out of here Reddit scum.

>>26414130
I agree that I don't like the feeling of things against my skin, but I also enjoy being naked when it's warm

>>26414130

Yeah mate, you have legitimate autism.

>>26414134
That's Looney Tunes, kiddo.

>>26413746
Too bad, I already ate my qtpie.

>>26414130

>tfw aesthetic and built
>but have shoulder scarring that even though it's faded means I don't take my shirt off for any reason but sex in the dark

Feels bad

>>26414010
Civilized nudists sit on towels on the furniture, it's only proper

>>26415275
This.

Anyway, I've been to two different nudist resorts about an hour or more away from where I live. Ask me anything.

>>26415531
did you have fun

>>26415574
More or less. Pretty much just went to check out the first one and got to stay for the evening and get naked and chill. Rented a cabin at a better one (to go and work on a novel) and hung out during the day.

People were okay, kinda centrist country people, not the types I'd hang out with a lot, but friendly at least. Mostly fat old men and women and some kids and every once in a blue moon there's a hot person. Right when I was leaving, an 8/10 qt, early 20s, showed up, hung around, and finally got naked. I was glad I stayed.

There was also this awesome wooded trail that led to a creek, where I swam and laid out and shit, it was chill as fuck.

>>26414130
I have to sleep naked
I sometimes sleep in boxer-briefs because if someone breaks in. I don't want my micropeen out there for everyone to see