Probably gonna off myself on Valentines day. Dubs decide how.

>>26412184
128 consecutive hours of shitposting

>>26412213
The most original one I've seen on any thread so far.

>>26412184
No you aren't
Nice try.

>>26412184
Like I always say on these threads, you don't have the guts. See you around: you're not leaving any time soon.

Buy a gun and use it to kill yourself.

>>26412300
So OP, are you going to deliver?

>>26412184
Jumping from a very tall building.

>>26412184
Play more STALKER CYKA
SAY THE SHIT AT THE BAR AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
YOU GON LEARN TODAY BOUT MY TRIS300 and f-1

>>26412184
Well candy ass. Since you don't own a webcam and can't purchase one for 15 dollars before you off yourself I'm highly skeptical you'll actually do it. But if you do, travel somewhere it will be on camera and cut your cock and balls off and bleed to death

>>26412500
Never mind sold dat for a svd and a fez bullets.
Still have a glock though?

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>>26412220
>>26412263
>>26412300
>>26412476
>>26412524

Went out and bought a gun from a local junkie drugdealer everyone knows just like winrar said, See you all on Valentines day.

>>26412720

Btw, yes, I am OP.

>>26412720

Oh shit nigger.jpg

>>26412720

Op delivers.

So why do you want to die OP?

>>26412720
Catch you on the flip side, robot.

I do hope the sweet release of death will grant you at least some kind of respite from the burden of existence.

>>26412872

Spending valentines day alone is something that just makes me extremely depressed, there's no hope for me anymore.

>>26412720
See you in space Cowboy.


RIP.


KEKxD

>>26412898
So is it just >tfw no gf or a lot of stuff leading up to this?

>says dubs get to choose
>OP has already chosen

what a phony

Good ol' toaster'n'bath

>>26413146

Alot of stuff, nothing special though. My shit is pretty common here on r9k, Tfw no gf, Can't speak to girl for shit, never been really alpha, I do have self esteem, but I'm too lazy to commit, I will probably not get the job I want due to fucking around in school and so on.

>>26413162

Excuse me nigger, I know you can't read, but please check out: >>26412300

Please livestream it op

Do it on twitch

Pretend you're playing a game and then just pull out the gun and off yourself, you'll be known as a legend

>>26412720
Can I have your gun when your done?
Can't find handguns in canada

>>26413180
That's it?
Man nigga I went jail
Got Od on drugs and booze
Lost friends and family
Lost jobs
Lost a car
Watched a man die
Killed a few dogs
Got friends addicted to speed
Got shit at
And I used to stab and cut a lot
Why because why not

>>26413180
So long space robot
See you wherever dead robots go

>>26412720

atleast kill others before you kill yourself.

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>>26412184
Go to a black neighborhood, blast Niggerz Bop at full volume, and then get beaten to death.

Optional: Buy some explosives and suicide bomb.
(Away from the speaker though, the music has to keep playing)

If trips go on a murder homicide with that gun

I think a mass suicide would be a good idea.

>>26413444
I guess thats the answer :)

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>>26413444
Holy mother of fucking original trips

>>26412184
Try to assassinate someone before you die

>>26413444
DO IT FAGGIT OP

>>26413444
welp, sounds like i'm staying out of the streets.

NO OP RESPONSE
CONFIRMED FOR FAGGOT

at least take someone with you make your sweet release bigger than the average dude build a bomb or just start a killing spree your choice, both are pretty cool soo do it both

>>26413718
he should write a manifesto as well.

>>26412720
OP, shoot up a hospital before an heroing, you have to do it for the robots.
That or shoot up your local sports club and get revenge on Chad

>>26413444
>>26413482
>>26413718
I hope your IP get tracked so that you will be thrown to jail. Should I report you to the police?

>>26413834
Go away moralfag

>>26413861
Is it wrong to be a moral person?

>>26413880
Here it is. It's okay to have morals but at least follow the /r9k/ equivalent of the Bro Code and don't report anyone telling someone to kill chads.

>>26413906
What is a Bro Code? Does it mean cheering for anyone who wants to commit a mass shooting in Oregon?

>>26413948
The Bro Code is a Chad saying, meaning that if a close friend does something kind of sketchy you don't tell anyone.
I'm not saying to cheer for school shooters, but don't tell on the cheering crowd.

>>26413948
Ah another normie brought here because of the Oregon shooting

Get the fuck out

>>26413834
>thinking getting someones IP is actually easy
>actually thinking you can get your personal details from an IP
Wow, you must be new
>"Hello, is this the police?"
>Yes sir what's your emergency/
>"Someone said that if they get three digits in a row they have to go on a mass shooting!
>And...?
>"What do you mean and? Go arrest him!!"
>Despite the lack of evidence that the person with the weapon actually will shoot people?
>....
>We are fining you for wasting police time
Thats how your conversation would go.

>>26413990
If a close friend tries to do something bad, you must stop him before it is too late. This is what being friends mean.

>>26414002
I don't understand why you are suddenly calling me "normie brought here" and telling me to "get the fuck out".

>>26414087
You are wrong.
http://www.nltimes.nl/2015/10/07/suspect-arrested-in-leiden-univ-mass-shooting-threat/

>>26414091
Because you are complaining about this site yet you still come here. You evidently hate this place but still come. Why? You don't belong here.

>>26414091
If a close friend is doing something bad, ratting them out is a horrible thing to do. What a great friend you are, huh normal?
Get out of here, off this board and back to getting cucked by Stacy you ass.

>>26414115
>http://www.nltimes.nl/2015/10/07/suspect-arrested-in-leiden-univ-mass-shooting-threat/
Right, but the person made an actual theat. Identify where OP threatened to shoot up a place.

>>26412720
>FMJ rounds
It's like you want to survive

Go to your local gun store and pick up some hollowpoints, they will do a better job of jellifying your brains

>>26412184
Going into the nearest spot of actual wilderness and attempting to survive. You must be there for a minimum of 4 months.

>>26414118
I don't complain about this site.
I say this is wrong to tell people to commit murder.
You don't want that, do you?

>>26414137
Every situation is different. You can't say it's always bad or always good to say something.
As for the person who created this thread, he didn't commit murder yet. Yet you are cheering for him to commit murder. I don't think this is a correct behavior for someone who wants to be a "friend".

>>26414138
The police is able to act if needed.

>>26414237
You're complaining about the behaviour of the site.
Also, your morals mean nothing here. Here is the land where nothing means anything, where everything is false. We make up stories and don't mean anything. I don't support shootings, but i still egg OP on because that's the type of place this is, and until you realise that you don't belong, and should gtfo normalfag.

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>>26414237
>if needed
And they arent, because no one has made a nactive threat dipshit.
>"I dont complain about the site, only the people that use it!"
Then why do you come here?

>>26414271
>You're complaining about the behaviour of the site.
You are not this site.

>Also, your morals mean nothing here. Here is the land where nothing means anything, where everything is false. We make up stories and don't mean anything. I don't support shootings, but i still egg OP on because that's the type of place this is
Do you think cheering for murder is a joke?
This is very wrong.

>until you realise that you don't belong
I am not using a pass. You are not too.

>and should gtfo normalfag.
Will you?

>>26414315
>muh morals
no one cares.
>Will you?
No, since I belong here, and can identify with mass shooters. If you can't you need to go back to twitter or facebook or whatever hugbox you use.

>>26414285
>And they arent, because no one has made a nactive threat dipshit.
Are you the one who said that?

>Then why do you come here?
I think you keep quoting the wrong person.

>>26414359
>no one cares.
I care. Respectful people care.

>No, since I belong here, and can identify with mass shooters
What made you become like that?
Why is there anger and angst inside you?
I advise you to seek help from a psychologist. Psychologists are there to help people.

>If you can't you need to go back to twitter or facebook or whatever hugbox you use.
Websites aren't actual places.
I think you spend too much time on the Internet.

>>26414315
>You are not this site
Yes, yes I am. Another thing you normies can't understand is anonymous, and 4chan itself.
>Do you think cheering for murder is a joke?
Yes it is normie. We joke about everything, including your pathetic normie life.
>Will you?
No, because I actually have a grasp on 4chan and what it is, unlike a certain normie in this thread.

I repeat my previous statement, fuchsia off my man

>>26414424
Show me where I said "I will shoot up (area)".
>respectful people care
yeah, so literally nobody on this site.
>What made you become like that?
>Why is there anger and angst inside you?
The people that get shot in mass shoootings made me like this. Now can you see?
>Websites aren't actual places.
I sure hope you are kidding

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>>26414424
>I care
And who cares that you care? Yeah, that's right, nobody.
except you, because you're that much of a narcissist

>>26414440
>Yes, yes I am. Another thing you normies can't understand is anonymous, and 4chan itself.
A person can't be a website.

>Yes it is normie. We joke about everything, including your pathetic normie life.
You have got the wrong idea about jokes.
Jokes are made to make people laugh. Not to kill them.

>No, because I actually have a grasp on 4chan and what it is, unlike a certain normie in this thread.
Do you have grasp on morality?

>I repeat my previous statement, fuchsia off my man
I never said I was a man.

>>26414499
>Jokes are made to make people laugh.
Jokes about shootings make us laugh. We are people.
>Do you have a grasp of morality?
No, welcome to psychopathy.

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oh boy
what a ride

>>26414499
>a person cant be a website
That's the point of 4chan, in our eyes everyone is the same and nobody knows anybody, for all you know I'm every other poster in this thread.
>jokes are meant to make people laugh
With dark enough humour anything will make a man laugh.
>do you have a grasp on morality?
Would I be posting on a Taiwanese pottery board if I did?
>I never said I was a man
Never mind, it's a roastie, no point making any more arguments with this dyke.

>>26414468
>Show me where I said "I will shoot up (area)".
Did I say something wrong?

>yeah, so literally nobody on this site.
Do you want to stay disrespectful your whole life?

>The people that get shot in mass shoootings made me like this. Now can you see?
Please explain to me how these poor people could have done something to you...

>I sure hope you are kidding
I tried to touch a website but I couldn't.

>>26414470
I care for you and for the people who might die in a shooting.

>>26414518
>Jokes about shootings make us laugh. We are people.
This is the wrong kind.
>No, welcome to psychopathy.
Why don't you try to seek help from a specialist? You can't spend your whole life this way. Psychiatrists know how to help psychopaths, this is their job.

>>26414564
>Do you want to stay disrespectful your whole life?
Irrelevant in this discussion. I will disrespect
>please explain to me how these poor people could have done something to you...those who disrepsect me.
Apart from bully me, alienate me, make me a social outcast, laugh behind my back, throw rocks at me, list goes on.
>I tried to touch a website but I couldn't.
That really wasnt my point but oh well.

>>26414564
>This is the wrong kind
What right do you have to say what I enjoy is right or wrong?
>Why don't you try to seek help from a specialist? You can't spend your whole life this way
I already do. guess who made me fucked up enough to see a psychologist? Normies, the people who get shot during shootings.

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Suicidal isnt suicidal unless youre dead from it - otherwise youre just looking for sympathy -
On a side note: Suicide is for pussies - Life is hard .. .. .. Live it, like the rest of us, Faggot!

Id rather live under a bridge, bathe in a creek, and spend 4 days out of the week starving and freezing, than kill myself.

>>26414594
>>26414611
Please don't give up on life.
You can still be happy regardless of your past.

>>26414649
I think it is a bit too late for that. but only time will tell.
Do you now see why we do this?

>>26412720
godspeed friend, may your death be swift and painless

>>26414658
You mustn't take your angst out on other people.
Things will only become worse for you.
Hope will never die as long as you cling to it.

>>26414703
>ou mustn't take your angst out on other people.
but they can do what they will with me, right?
>Things will only become worse for you.
Not really possible at the moment or any moment in the foreseeable future
>Hope will never die
False.

>>26412184
Take a skydiving course and do the one where they let you solo jump, then aim for something funny, like a basketball hoop at terminal velocity.

>>26414761
end your life with a bang, swift and painless. a bonus is that you might become a meme in the process.

for the guy who gona report me to the police for executing my right of free speech yo can go fuck yourself and your opinion can go with you fgt.

on a side note the people who gonna kill themselfs should go with a bang and by a bang i mean something that they wouldn't do because they are too afraid of the consequences because you don't have none when u are dead soo don't fail on dying, and be happy with your suicide.

>>26414703
Hope will never die. Such meaningless phrases can only be uttered by a normie. Normie wants us inferiors to have hope. As long as we have hope, we continue to try, as long as we continue to try, we contribute to society, as long as we contribute to society, normies are happy.

Hope is just something society uses to keep the inferior people in the loop without giving them anything back.

>>26412720
put random things in your pocket so the media will overanalyze