>you're on the way home on public transport and the train

tell him if she wants my seat, she can ask me herself

I only move for the elderly, handicapped, and children.

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>>26407786
>let her take your seat bro, cmon, ladies first etc
>come down here and we can talk about bro stuff

Say sure since I don't mind standing and don't see the question as derogatory. Often times I just stand so people don't bother me about the seats.

>>26407768
Smile, nod, say, "Of course," and stand up.

Women are the weaker sex. They need to be accomodated.

who is this semen demon yes I am implying gay?

>>26407805
>children
But most women have the minds of children.

Just give her yours.

>>26407768
Not my fault she chose to dress like a fucking whore. How about you fuck off before I make your feet hurt as well? <threaten 24%>

yeah sure, go ahead...


fuck this gay as fuck robot for being unoriginal and shit fuck you

>not saying excuse me or please
>calling me bro
They can fuck right off

>>26407805
>and children
why?

>>26407768
>"heh nothin personnel chad"
>teleport my dick inside his gf
>kill him with katana

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>>26407768
That's not a thing is it? Normalfags don't walk up to random people and tell them to give up their seat do they?

>>26408081

Jesus christ, some of you people.

It's the current time, date, and year, and you're still believing too much of what you read on here.

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Am I gay if I get shy around attractive guys?

They do nothing for me sexually, but damnit

>>26408109
wierdly I feel the same, even tho I am not attracted any bit at all

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>>26408101
What the fuck do you mean with "you people"?

>>26408134

I'm not sure. Kool-aid drinkers? niggers? White trash? poo in looers? spics?

Just pick one, my bonny lass.

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>>26407816
Fifteen years' worth of a ladies-first mindset is the reason I'm fuck-ass broke and alone, using public transportation to get home. Her feet hurt? Well, my everything hurts. Go ask someone else.

>>26408109
>>26408131
Hetero women have the same thing.

Not sure if there truly is such a thing as a hetero woman though.

>>26407768
Yes I do mind.

>>26407768
Nope, I have been told women are our equals so she can just fuck off and hope someone leaves.

>>26407768
Tell him my feet hurt too from standing for 8 hours at work, she should have gotten here sooner.

Unless she's pregnant or has some kind of disability/senior citizen she's shit outta luck m8

Get up and move away without saying a word.
Not even kidding I hate confrontations with other people.

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>"she could ask me herself"
>she asks me with a hint of disgust in her face
>"no"

>>26408293

this is more realistic for me tho

>>26408338
i wish I was good looking so I could try stuff like that

>>26408356
You don't have to be good looking. Just work a bit in retail and you will stop giving a shit about offending people.

>say yes
guy looks alpha in front of his girl for bossing some dweeb out of his seat. they later fuck each others brains out.

>say no
look like a dick but who cares

>renegade option
offer my lap

>paragon option
offer to be her footrest as well, later jerk off to the memory of her feet on your back

Ask someone who cares

>She can sit here if she likes, but I'm not moving.

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>>26407768
>give them my seat and say I have to get off at the next stop anyway
>get off at the next stop to avoid looking bad
>wait 10 minutes for the next train

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>>26407768

Depends on my mood, but I would probably be OK with it.

However, he wouldn't approach me with in the first place.

I don't look very friendly. The thousand yard stare and hunter-eyes are people repellent, nevermind my body language. I don't mean anything by it, though. It's just how I am.

>pic related: This is pretty damn close.

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>>26408532

Wrong phoat.

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>>26408446
This happened to me once

>>26407768
Sorry I just worked a 12 hour shift in construction I'm hurting a hundred times more than she is.

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I wouldn't, but not because I'm le misognistic bot xD, but i can garantee that I go home more tired from hard work than a girl wearing heels.
I would simply teel him to ask someone else.

being nice is not being beta

No. I have a really bad knee, I can't stand for any real length of time because of it. Honestly, I can barely bend it some days. It gets too stiff.

I would say yes, then get up and pretend to have a problem with my legs, limping away so that they feel bad

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>>26408446
holy fucking shit
please tell me this isn't a memory

Sorry buddy, can't do that
Equal rights

no

originalllllfdgfdgh

>>26408616
Hahahaha thats even better than saying no

>>26408532
>>26408550
Why do you have a folder of these photos?

What would you say if a girl demands your spot because shes pregnant but doesnt have a big belly?

>>26408622
some people really don't like confrontations
>be me wagecucking as a night shift security
>take public transport everywhere
>shift finishes at 7am
>take off my security top and change into a normal hoodie in a field
>waiting for train on a platform full of wagecucks about to go to work
>start sweating because my heavy security pants and boots feel out of place among all these normalfags
>feel like people are looking at me
>sweat even more
>train arriving and its packed
>do a 360 and go back to the field and wait another 2 hours until the morning rush hour has ended

>>26408532
I've got the thousand yard stare, too. Most people I know say it's like I'm looking right through them.

>>26408671

I don't.

I grabbed ones off the internet.

>>26408691
What the hell man. You dont need to worry about that.

I see security guards, construction workers, painters all the time on the train and i dont think anything of it

Well the normie mind probably does judge you. Nevermind what i said, carry on.

>>26408712

Tell them your eyes emit xrays

>>26408773
Whenever I see working class clothing on the train it sticks out a mile though

>>26408742
Why would you do such an awefull thing

well maybe she should sit in loafers or something tomorrow, huh?

>>26407768
I say:

>"it's patriarchy, then"

>>26407768
i would ask for money. I would probably sell the seat for 5 USD. Similar situations have occurred and that is what I have said to the people.

not once have they paid lol so guess they didnt really want to sit did they

>>26407834
truth

I contemplated that and came to the realization that the mind of a woman never matures further than that of a 12 year old body and it make sense since they also only have the strength of a 12 year old. It makes logical sense too that at 12 it should be legal for them to fuck since at 12 they can have children and are adults according to nature. Fuck this Jewish culture, 18 legal; that is literally female over the hill.

>>26409441

lol...you cheeky cunt. anything for a dollar.

>>26407768
I'm usually back from the hospital and dizzy as fuck when on the train so yes Chad, i-if you hold me.

>>26407768
Tell her she can share it with me, I'm not getting up
He'll probably be weirded out and decline my offer but whatever, it's the best compromise I can think of
No pervy shit, just making a compromise

>>26407768
uh sure thing pal

honestly, I would do it since he asked so politely, even if he is a fucking Chad

>>26407768
as long as he's standing too. i usually have no problem giving up my seat for women or old people, and typically i prefer to stand anyways

>>26407768
Tell him to give up his seat.

>>26408390
>offer my lap
>Alright then, cheers hun
>1000 pound hamsammich groundpounds your lap with her meaty thighs

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>>26409014
I got that reference

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I start speaking in broken Russian towards him and pretend I don't understand what he's saying

>>26410456
unlimited kek