You're on the titanic, you can't get off and you know

Claim that my penis gives me the privilege to not die like some woman.

Checkmate feminists.

I'm a manchild so I get a lifeboat

>>26384361
I'm assuming we can't cheat (tell the lookout about the iceberg on the horizon etc) if I can't do that then get really really really drunk and then kill myself

>>26384361

Kick the women and kids off one of the boats because they're too weak to overpower me and paddle the fuck home all the while laughing at the cucks who stayed on the ship

Jump/climb onto the iceberg and wait for rescue.

>>26384361
so life basically? well I'd browse 4chan then.

>>26384361

Steal a gun. Get on a lifeboat. If they don't let me, shoot someone and ask again.

Tell Capt. Smith to slow down or he's going to crash the Olympia into an iceburg.

I am girl so I will go on life boat :)

>>26386585
bate
>>26384361
Would probably go try toshag all the maids with the promise of a good rich life once we're back in glorious England

>>26386609
>bate

What? OP ask this and I answer.

Grab something to defend myself and get on the lifeboat anyways. If they start bitching, i am going to throw them the fuck off the boat one by one. I am more fit, so i would have better chances to survive anyways.

>this thread
And this is why women don't want you. No woman wants a man who's willing to kill her for himself.

>>26384361
>End is near, there is nothing i can do to reverse that
>Grab a bottle and start smashing/killing, maybe even try to rape someone just to see what it feels like

>>26386662
This desu.
And even if no one can stop you from killing and raping, nothing can stop God judging you. Just sayin'

Play the violin as the ship is sinking.

>>26386679
>implying that god doesnt owe me big time

pour myself a drink and let the sea take me. life boats are for people who want to live.

steal some women's clothes and trap it up.

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What a good thing I am a girl :^)

If I'm going to die, I might as well rape some teenage girl.

>>26386742
in the old country they fed "girls" like you to the dogs.

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>>26384361
>implying I would ever board the titanic

>>26386753
Only if they got caught, some men lived a very convincing life as a woman :^)

>>26386742
Cut off your dick, and I'd fuck you.

>>26386742
I'd smash that then go to hell about it later.

>>26386626
worse bate

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>>26384361
But I'm a manchild. I'm entitled to a spot in one of the lifeboats.

>>26384361
seeing as I'm gonna die anyway, might as well rape a bitch and kill her
kill a few actually

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>>26384361
I'm not on the Titanic since I cheked the passenger list and understood that a few of them were going to be killed by the powers that be and that they'd obviously sink the damn boat to do it so I stay the fuck away from that ship.

And laugh at the idiots who bought the official icecube sunk our new toy official version.

This fucking captcha forces me to identify coffee as tea and it triggers me.

>>26384361
drink all the whisky then start fighting my way to the bridge and take it over change cause that fucking ice burg won't know what hit it

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>>26384361
Proud of my Italian genes, I will do what I must to survive.

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>>26384361
>not dressing up as a qt girl and sneaking onto one of the lifeboats

The one time where weird fetishes and meme-knowledge can actually come in handy

Hang around near the back of the ship so I can see that guy hit the propeller when he falls off.

Kill the women and the children before they get to the boats, drop all of the boats into the water.

>>26384361
>you can't get off and you know it will sink.
Wait, you mean it hasn't struck the iceberg yet?

Sabotage the engines.
If it's not possible, steal a lifeboat and enough food/water.

>>26384361
Astral project outta there and laugh at all of the dying materialists who mocked me for my talent from beyond the ether

>>26387543
>haha look at that nerd standing there concentrating with his hands on his temple *points and laughs*