Calling all aspergers itt. Ive been curious, when you start speaking

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>>26383410
I am able to stop... sometimes... but you get me on something I know /too/ much about and I will never shut up.

>tfw when you can finally talk about something
it would be weird to just stop in mid sentance desu, I've done that before, its confusing for everyone and makes you look stupid.

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>>26383410
Years of knowing what is socially right and wrong have made me more conscious about what I am talking about. However, I can never lead a conversation that isn't about what I like or what I am doing or how I am doing or who I am interested in is doing. Asperger's is selfishness to the max and then some. I just go with the flow.

>>26383469
Will you demonstrate it to me?

Add me on skype
[email protected]

>>26383571
woah I'm not him but what the fuck OP

>>26383571
>'hey retards can you dance for me on skype and show me what it's like when you act all retarded?'

>>26383571
No. Chances are, you will upload it to youtube or some shit to laugh.

>>26383410
You learn from personal experience over the years not to talk to anyone about anything you like.

I spend so little time talking that when I'm finally able to discuss something I actually give a shit about I ramble too much

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>>26383637
Yes this is what im asking for, anyone else whos willing, please demonstrate the nonstop talking for me

>>26383571
Eat some lead, baby. You're not fucking this autistic bp.

I was before talk it came out was

>>26383410
Basically, say that you start to talk to someone, and you get excited about it, so you want to keep talking about it. Your brain probably goes through a checking process as you talk:
>Do I still have more to say? If so, go to next step.
>Does it look like they're still interested? If so, go to next step. If not, stop talking/change topic.
>Does it look like they want to say anything? If not, go to next step. If so, stop talking/let them talk.
>Do they look confused? If not, go to next step. If so, ask them if you can explain any better.
>Is your point at all relevant to the conversation as you keep talking? If so, go to next step. If not, stop talking/change the topic/get back to something relevant
>If you get to here, go back to the first step.

The aspergers process goes more like this:
>Do I still have more to say? If so, go to next step.
>Is my point at all relevant? If not, make it relevant by talking more. If so, keep talking.
>Is someone talking over me? If so, either shut up or talk louder.

The main difference that goes on in that last step is that someone with aspergers will generally react emotionally to being interrupted; they don't process it in the way that those w/o aspergers do. So while some will become quiet, not knowing when people will interrupt them (or why) others will simply keep talking no matter what.

Generally though, most aspies - by the time they hit 30 or so - figure out how to implement the top non-aspie set of rules.

>>26383663
>anyone else
>implying someone is willing to do it for you
>thinks he can just get people to do things for him like that
top kek op you're shit

>>26383641
I dont want to see your face, i just want to hear what you have to say

>>26383706
Why are you suddenly getting defensive about this? Do you feel insecure or something
>>26383678
When you say react emotionally, you mean they getting offended when theyre being interrupted?

>>26383711
Give me a good reason to trust you.

>>26383754
No he means they are really happy that someone doesn't care about what they have to say

>>26383761
What can i do with just your voice anyway?
How about this. Ill show you my face on skype, you can hide yours. And if i do anything you can just plaster my face on here.

>>26383754
>When you say react emotionally, you mean they getting offended when theyre being interrupted?
Well, offended or confused. Some aren't bothered by it at all and consider that interruption irrelevant, but those are the ones who have never been confronted in a serious manner; generally, for an aspie to learn these rules, they have to be told, at least several times usually, in a blunt and direct manner, that they need to be doing these things. Just telling them to STFU because it is not their place to be talking, doesn't help them at all; it's like trying to teach someone how to ride a bike by telling them they should just fucking walk to work.

>>26383754
>>26383774
>>26383895
and btw I am not an aspie myself (though I am sometimes socially derp because of other brain maladies) I just grew up with a social worker for a mom, so I saw a lot of aspies and learned how to deal w/them from her, and my two best friends in high school were both aspies, so I figured out real quick how to deal with them.

>>26383895
So how would you get them to stop talking without offending them, just say "stop talking"?

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>>26383410
reeee if you ask me anything about cars i'll never stop reeeeeeeee

>>26384114
Then add me and lets hear it. Im interested in cars too, i want to see how long before i get tired of listen

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>>26384148
I can also do the same with music I've overcome my autism I'm on an ultimate normie cruise but when provided the chance I will completely sperg out.

>>26383949
>just say "stop talking"?
Pretty much. Just remember that they might not know WHY they should stop talking, and that might mean, to them, that it might not be socially correct for YOU to interrupt THEM. It helps to reiterate what exactly it is they're doing wrong.

Obviously, this might imply that you need to think a little harder than you usually do about what makes talking in group conversations socially OK - that is, what the rules are. This is 99% of the time a contextual thing, so they will have to be told these sorts of things a LOT throughout their lives. It might be a question of you not knowing wtf they're talking about, or a case of you not caring, or a situation in which they are simply being annoying. Or one in which you really have to talk about something else, and they won't let up.

In each of those cases, you might have to interrupt and tell them "hey, I really don't know what you're talking about, but I do not want to hear more" or "hey I'm sorry, but I honestly don't care and you are talking too much; please stop" or "hey, stop for a second: You're overriding everything and others are trying to talk; it is their turn now" or "hey, sorry about this, but <person> and I (or <person> and <other person>) need to talk about this, please let us get back to it"

Things like that. It really does require a double-take of social norms that you have probably never thought about,

>>26384190
Then add me, i want to see what its like >>26383571

>>26384148
WELL FIRST IT ALL TAKES PLACE IN THE ENGINE WHERE THE STARTER MOTOR TURNS THE FLYWHEEL/FLEXPLATE TO GET THE PISTONS STARTED IN THE CYLINDER WHICH THEN STARTS THE 4 STROKE CYCLE AND EVENTUALLY THE ENGINE IS UP AND RUNNING AT FULL POWER, THEN WHEN YOU ENGAGE THE TRANSMISSION INTO REVERSE THE ENGINE SENDS THE TORQUE THROUGH THE CRANKSHAFT TO THE GEARS IN THE GEARBOX AND SEND IT TO THE BACK WHEELS, CAUSING THE CAR TO REVERSE. WHEN YOU ENGAGE THE TRANSMISSION INTO FIRST GEAR, IT GIVES YOU MORE TORQUE TO GET THE CAR GOING, AND EVENTUALLY WHEN YOU CHANGE GEARS YOU GET LESS TORQUE BUT MORE HORSEPOWER. WHEN YOU STEP ON THE GAS PEDAL, A BUTTERFLY VALVE OPENS ON THE THROTTLE BODY/ CARBURETOR AND INTAKES MORE AIR AND FUEL MIXTURE INTO THE CYLINDER, THE PISTON COMPRESSES THE MIXTURE, THE SPARK PLUG IGNITES THE COMPRESSED MIXTURE AND CAUSES A POWERFUL EXPLOSION, FORCING THE PISTON DOWN AND THUS DRIVING THE CRANKSHAFT. THE CRANKSHAFT IS TIMED IN A CERTAIN WAY THAT THE VALVES OPEN UP TO INTAKE MORE AIAR AND THEN RELEASE THE EXHAUST.

>literally me, except I will explain in graphic fucking detail for about 4-5 hours

>>26384203
And they don't get offended when you say to them like this?

>>26384217
And what happens if i stop you while youre talking, asking for clarification, how would you feel about them

Come on respond gjyh

>>26384273
Sometimes assholes will pull this >>26384203 on socially apt people, and it is legit in those cases to become offended. However, even those without aspergers become nervous before they become offended; they double-check their working memory to see why the hell someone stepped on their actions so bluntly. Aspies may get offended, but it is up to you to be like "hey, I really mean no offense here" before bringing the conversation back on topic/telling them to politely fuck off.

Sometimes there will be situations where an aspie will join a conversation they were not invited to, and you don't have time to try and incorporate them, nor do you want to be polite about it: In those cases, you can just tell them, "go away." They might ask why, and if they do, don't be afraid to tell them exactly why.

Just remember that:
>1. You don't have to be the one to give them constructive advice
but
>2. They will not get it unless you are blunt
and
>3. They will be more receptive if you put at least some modicum of effort into being polite.

Social norms tend to correlate politeness with vagueness. If the meaning of a phrase is "you are the fucking worst you piece of shit" but could ALSO be interpreted as "well sir, actually, I am not the biggest fan of this thing you did, but I will let it pass for now" that can actually be a POLITE THING. It is half-polite and potentially not very NICE, but it is technically POLITE, because it's VAGUE as to its true meaning.

To an aspie, you can completely avoid STANDARD politeness in favor of simply being blunt - but polite. ie, instead of "goddamnit you piece of shit you broke my xbox controller" say "dude, you just broke my xbox controller, are you going to replace that?" the fundamental difference being in that the second statement, you made sure they knew that they were responsible for what they broke; they might miss it in the first case, instead thinking "WHOA YEAH I DID BUT WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN."

It's a fine line for sure.

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>>26384447
I'll answer one more question if you have one but then I need to get to bed

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>>26384447
You've got five minutes

>>26384665
>>26384595
Im all out, im just waiting for someone to add me on skype, thanks for the info

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>>26384739
kk, np. sleep gewd

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>>26384760
wow that was much darker than the thumbnail appeared, ha. Have some random bullshit.

Seriously no one is going to add me? Are all of you so afraid of how embarrassing you are going to be? No one is going to fucking listen except me. The fuck?

Some aspie just add my email on skype and let me hear you talk REEEEEEEEE

>>26385291
i hope an autistic spree shooter puts one through your head

>>26385291
Tell me why you want to do this. And be honest.

>>26385399
Because im curious and tell me why you and everyone else is so against doing this

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>>26385417
Guys I think this is all a ruse; this guy is either a real aspie or he's a devilish anon imitating how aspies act

this is some metaposting; it's come full circle

>>26383644
It's exactly this. I don't ever mention anything I like anymore.

Can someone please add me
D
D

Ddd

>>26385491
None of what you said makes any sense

>>26385654
Now you know how normal people feel you fucking ingrate; stop talking

Is there any room for someone with neurosis? Not an aspie, but strongly neurotic.

It has destroyed my life quite a bit.

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>>26383410
you just sort of learn not to ever talk about yourself, or the shit that you like. the 2.5 friends I do have I make the conversation all about them.
It's miserable.

>>26385664
Sorry im after aspies

>>26385682
For what reason though?

I just don't know where to post. Neurosis recently destroyed my career, and since then I've become quite a robot. I just want to fit in :(

>>26385717
What is neurosis first?
Not googling
>>26385680
Add me and talk as much as you want. And why are the people here so against it?

>>26385743
>not googling

How lazy can you get? Go fuck yourself.

Also, why don't you just ask for vocaroos you faggot?

>>26385800
Then dont bother

>>26385810
>>26385743
>>26385682

It's time to stop posting dude; it's a funny joke. We get it. You're making fun of aspies. Ha ha ha. Fucking cut it out asshole

>>26385810
I don't have aspergers but I do believe you might be mildly retarded, OP.

>>26385830
Actually i think i have aspergers so i wanted to hear how aspies talk. Now can you or someone add me and try it out? What are you so afraid of?

>>26385854
Yeah you do have fucking aspergers I FUCKING KNEW IT

YES!

Go to a doctor you fucking weirdo. They have tests and shit but from every post you've made in this thread, you're a definitive aspie. Get help

>>26385870
Add me and let me hear you talk first.

>>26385885
You are intrusive and annoying. Your insistence is evidence enough of your social maladaptation, fucking creep

>>26385900
What are you afraid of? If im simply wasting your time you wouldnt be in my thread so long

>>26385743
Neurosis is a class of mental disorders including but not limited to OCD, Impulse control disorder, hysteria or anxiety.

In general it includes the lack of ability to adapt to changes in basic patterns of life.

It implies the lack of development and meaningful personality.

It never extends to delusion or hallucination.

It expresses itself in aggression, irritability and other cognitive dissociation

>>26385963
Add me jdjfj

>>26385900
NIGGA CLOSE UR EYES, WALK AWAY FROM THE SCREEN

>>26385967
Im not at home. I'm sitting in a McDonald's staring at a cheeseburger I won't eat.

And I'm not an aspie, why the sudden interest?

How old are you anyway?

>>26386034
I somehow relate to your situation and wish to hear more, so the reasons are different. Im 24

>>26386051
I can type it all out right here. What do you want to know?

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OP is an aspie who is obsessed with aspies. He'll talk non-stop for hours about how they talk non-stop for hours

>>26386068
What are you currently doing with your life in terms of work and study

>>26386112
I was going to uni and studying English. But I bailed on a uni exam today because neurosis was too stronk.

I will fail my course for not taking the exam and can either start over or drop out and find a job. I have the highest school degree available in my country, luckily, so finding a 9-5 will be easy.

Still living with parents.

>>26386192
Are you diagnosed, professionally? Because on wikipedia it says "The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM) has eliminated the category "neurosis""

>>26386212
Im diagnosed with anxiety and OCD. It's easier to say neurosis than specify two disorders by themselves.

>>26384217
keep going I was actually fascinated desu

>>26386243
Tell me about your ocd

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>>26384760
I really like this image, have a piece of shit

>>26386253
Nothing much to say about it. I am compulsively dissatisfied and overly thoughtful of ideas and things. I don't need repetition as much as some might think.

Minor example, but I bought a burger from McDonald's that I'll carry around with me for the day.

>>26386387
are you talking about that cheeseburger youre staring at instead of eating at mcdonalds?

>>26386406
Yeah. First time my OCD has been this strong to be honest. It was mild before. But today it acted up. I couldn't press the handle to the door handle to the lecture hall. And because I was too late nobody was around to open it.

First time this happened.

>>26386192
fuck this is too relateable
>can't sleep for like 3 days, procrastinate on all my assignments, get drunk, sleep through an exam

>>26386513
>getting drunk

I bailed on it for entirely different reasons.

>>26386441
What compels you to do these things e.g. Cant open handle, carries burger for a day, staring at burger

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>>26386550
I wish I knew. Up until now it was only minor things such as cleaning my fork for a bit before I eat, or not flipping the page of a book.

Things I could ignore, things that didn't interrupt my life.

The compulsion comes, and if I can't fulfill it I usually get tics or have minor autistic fits.

>>26386682
What did you mean when you bailed on the exam because 'neurosis was too strong' was it performance anxiety?

>>26386704
I left because I couldn't open the door. Like, I didn't want to touch it. Not at all. I would have rather cut off a finger than to open that door. I was late so everyone was already inside and the door was closed. I would have asked but I was sweating and being a general spastic so I just left.

>>26386737
Do you have problems with finishing somethig you started?

>>26386759
No, I have problems once I finish things though. I usually redo things a lot. Mostly writing. I take some time to reply to people because I redo messages over and over before finally sending them.

I don't write anything by hand anymore because it has become a bother when I have to redo handwriting. I only use computers anymore because it's so much easier.

>>26386788
What happens if you just post it without redoing what you typed?

>>26386881
I get slight autistic tics. Nothing major.

>>26386682
Cool burger senpai
Shame mcdonalds food tastes bad when its cold.

because it feels good and we dont care/think about other peoples thoughts during conversation

>>26386737
This just happened to me a week ago
I was only 2 minutes late too

I'm going to drop my English class now

>>26386962
If thats true, add me on skype and let me hear you go at it

>>26383571
Fuck off already bitch

>aspergers is about not being able to stop talking

>>26383678
>get interrupted
>go find something else to talk to that won't interrupt me
>end up having intricate conversations with myself
>never interrupted

none of you are actually aspie/aspergers/ etc
just wanting attention but the normal ways failed so you try to stand out in another way

literally failed normalslimes

>>26384114
Same here except you need to ask me about Video games, manga/anime, or words. Yes, literal words. I'll start going off about their definitions, synonyms, parts of speech, antonyms, use them in sentences, use them in essays, use them in poems, etc

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>>26386070

Wouldnt that cause some dangerous feedback loop that can lead to much worse things that fedoras and bronies?

My fingers smell like piss btw.

>>26387127
Okay then add me and lets hear it, i still havent had any takers yet

>>26383410
I can stop myself and do.

Not everyone with aspergers is the same, I learned how to act around people by watching and sometimes my very good friends would point things out and teach me.

My biggest problem now is bringing math into completely unrelated subjects, idk why but when I get nervous I bring up math it's fucking horrible.

>>26386935
I won't eat it.

>>26387006
Aww shit nigga.

i'm glad im not aspie

full support 2 all of you