slightly different op image edition time.
who /manc/ here?
suicide pact approximately when?
I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone
Autismcraft server when lads?
Daily reminder that a bra kebab ra (ra ra)
feeling pretty lewd desu
what to do
>>26371087
Go talk to your parents, view yourself in the sad reality you live. Maybe have a wank.
literally trembling i'm so anxious
wish someone would rub my back and tell me everything's going to be okay :(
You're waifus are beautiful and you should post them lads
What's it like to have a good relationship with your parents lads?
>>26371129
don't worry lad, everything will be okay, I'm here for you.
>>26371133
you are waifus as well!
Anyone else enjoying pancakes?
It's an old catholic tradition so if you're not you probably shouldn't be in this thread!
I got nutella in mine.
>>26371129
whats up, friendo?
Why are British girls so fucking normie? I can't even imagine one posting on here.
>tfw lost 10 stone and now normal weight
>tfw still beta robot
>>26371247
10 stone, that is a lot lad. I lost 7 and a bit i cannot imagine more than that.
>>26371133
Wish she could teach me guitar
>>26371213
I forgot to pick up eggs on the way home and cant be bothered to go out again now, might postpone my pancakes til tomorrow. Enjoy yours mang
>>26371243
Only guys here, champ
>>26371247
At least your heart won't explode after you spend 10 hours playing EVE Online now, or whatever it is you do.
>>26371133
Okay.
>>26371179
t-thanks
>>26371242
i don't want to post about it publicly even though it's anonymous
sorry
>>26371272
Was literally 24 stone before.
Just catching up with Saturday's The Voice. Not really, I'm not a fucking idiot.
>>26371291
Mark V>ODST
although ODST is pretty nice too ngl
Who /bf 2016/ here?
>>26371179
>trying to impress work colleagues
>mention that I use britfeel but describe it as a British cyber gang that does stuff to ISIS and shit
>work colleagues seem impressed
>turns out they reported me to my boss
>got fired for being involved in criminal activity
Now I'm a 29 year old neet for fucks sake
>>26371213
>not sugar and lemon juice
>>26371326
Good thing I'm not wearing ODST then. Or rather my husbando isn't.
Does anyone want to hack the Microsoft data banks so I can sign into Xbox Live again? I'll give you a tenner and all the Shin Cups you can eat. Providing you can eat a maximum of two Shin Cups.
>>26371358
Hahahaha...ha.
Have a happy future, at least
>>26371374
Fuck meant to quote the op
I can't fucking do anything right
>>26371129
Don't worry lad, the man with the knife won't come out until you go to sleep
>>26371380
Sugar and Lemon Juice masterrace
>>26371213
My mum is making BBQ chicken pancakes like we had at IHOP in centerparcs
>>26371358
one day maybe~
oc
>>26371428
>bbq chicken pancakes
Sounds grim. Also what the fuck is 'IHOP' some halal place?
>>26371428
Is there an IHOP at centreparcs??
Denise, if you're reading this, I'm over you. I've moved on. Unrelated, did you know you left your washing out on the line last night?
Is anyone else hyped for the Guns N' Roses reunion?
>>26371495
God no, it'll be depressing to see them shuffling about and sounding shitty.
>>26371428
>Americanising this hard
Vile.
>>26371129
everythings going to be okay
*rubs cock*
>>26371061
as soon as i've been to where that pic is
>>26371479
>grim
Why? British pancakes aren't sweet or savoury on their own, that's why we put stuff on them. Roasted chicken in a BBQ sauce is a great topping for them. And IHOP is International House of Pancakes
>>26371485
I thought there was, but I looked it up and its called "The Pancake House" on their website. It was a long time ago so I could just have got the names confused.
>>26371514
Tbf Slash and Duff have been pretty fit and healthy for years since they got clean and never missed a beat musically.
I hope that having to perform with them again will get Axl to get back on form. His live performances were really good around 2008-2010 but then half his new band left so he seemed to have given up and gone back to eating cheese burgers and never practicing. He'll have to get himself in shape for this though. No way his ego would let him be shown up as a weak link with Slash and Duff on stage.
>>26371563
Damn, got excited for a second thinking we had IHOP over here now. Pancake House is preddy gub too though
>>26371374
o-okay.
>>26371304
well good job lad, at least people will not think mean things all the time.
>born too late to crusade against the muslims and pagans
>born too soon to purge the alien and mutant scum in the name of the god-emperor
>born just in time to fight in the european race war
>>26371631
The pagans were the proper europeans m8, christianity was as bad as islam is now, luckily it has had a reformation.
hey lads I was at a club the other night and some girl came up to me and asked to dance, anyway I sperged out and refused. anyway she came back later and started saying 'don't care what people think about you, blah, blah, blah normie shit' and I told her you should care what people think of you and fuck off. She literally started getting annoyed and interupting me and getting in my face and started moving towards me, so I grabbed her shoulders and pushed her on to a table. She fell over into a load of glasses and they smashed into her. Then my buddies who saw what happened jumped in and started fucking kicking her on the floor then a massive fucking fight broke out when people ran over. like a literal bar fight where everyone got kicked out and a shit load of coppers pretty much in riot gear came rolling up outside. although I slipped out and did a runner with my buddies
Anyway turns out she had a husband and kids, and her husband has been messaging my m8 on FB saying he's gunna slit my throat and shit.
What do I do? I'm always getting told my normies to start socialising and this is what happened.. Some guy now wants to fucking kill me. Guess I'm just going stay inside again for another 4 years FUCK ALL OF YOU
Greedy doctor fucks at it again because they don't want to work one saturday every 6 weeks
>>26371661
>christianity was as bad as islam is now
at least our prophet didn't fuck children mate
fuck muhammad
>>26371664
Where was this lad?
>>26371133
waifu being posted, happy times
Scroungers on channel 5 lads
Got an interview in the morning for a decent sales job. Slowly dragging myself out of NEETdom.
Wish me luck lads.
>>26371718
WHAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF A WAIFU?
>>26371133
Here's my waifu~
I think I have had 0 calories today. The only thing I managed to eat was a stick of celery that had 9 calories, and those are long gone. Feeling really faint and dizzy desu~
>>26371758
I might be forced to take a pay cut in my already shit pay to escape my crap job
feels bad
>>26371769
Is it a husband?
>>26371797
THINKING MORE LIKE AN ASIAN TERM FOR A NEMESIS
>>26371769
It just gets better and better each time
>>26371786
POST BOIPUSSY IN HERE, NOW
>>26371786
eat some food you mental man, don't make me come over there, and i will.
>>26371797
husbando, senpai
bob vance, vance refrigeration
Can we please stop with the constant anime/waifu posting once in a while I want to go back to the days of jobcenters and 2ndary school stories
>>26371843
>in secondary school
>don't have any friends
>hang out in the library because the librarian tells people off if they bully me
that better m8?
>>26371786
Would you like some cake Tilde? It's extremely moist.
Does anyone else talk to themselves and also do it in a baby voice. well not goo goo gah gah but like a small child maybe 6 or 7?
i find it make a grim adult world easier to deal with if I can pretend to be a child again
>>26371821
I will see what I can do famalam~
learn't a new song on piano lads :3
>>26371885
No, but I explain things to myself, the out loud voice is one side and the inside one is the other
I am very lonely
>>26371874
what is this some kind of red velvet mousse pie
i'll take 5
>>26371919
me too except the outside voice is 7
>>26371786
please eat something tilde, I'd be really upset if something bad happened to you
>>26371374
That's the childish thing I've ever heard.
>>26371983
Sure would be terrible if Tilde ate so little that he became too weak to post here, really terrible, yep
just realised for the first time in ages i've done everything from my sad and pathetic spreadsheet
the cardio was 4 miles too. today was a good day
>>26371870
nah you just reminded me of my time at 6th form but atleast I can find solace in that
>>26371890
GOT TO KEEP THOSE CALORIES OFF
>>26371664
Kill him first.
>>26372033
Just wait until you get a job and you end up only having 4 hours a day to do all those thing and chores.
>>26371918
What song senpai?
>>26371983
Thank you for the concern. I will be fine though, I have just eaten something~
>>26372109
eminem - the real slim shady
it's really fun to play desu~
>>26372109
Get in the Steam chat Tilde we miss you
>>26372033
>those tabs
good on you though lad, who cares if you're being a bit autistic if it's improving your life desu
>>26372127
I just looked up the sheet music and it does look quite fun to play! You are welcome to record your stuff for me, anon. I think it's nice to be able to share things you have worked hard on with others~
>>26372131
I shall be there shortly, anon~
who /cuckold/ here
>>26371133
Rate lads
>>26372215
>>26372215
don't into starvation mode
>>26372063
>Someone spent time making this
grim tbhdesu
>>26371087
Kill yourself, or at least get out of the thread
>>26372252
Looks like a boy/10
>>26371087
stop posting images that violate the dangerous comics act
i am currently listening to deftones lads
>bed at 11, wake up 9:20
I'm fucked it
Job people didn't get back to me I've been led on for about a month about this job it's not fucking fair
>>26372231
Me desu lad, shame i've got no gf or black bull to enjoy it
Who else is sick of seeing and hearing this annoying fat bitch?
>>26372231
Not me.
Isn't that the northern milf from Babestation?
>>26372372
Don't talk shit about my new waifu, cakeboy
>>26372372
No idea who that is. Have you considered not engaging in celebrity culture?
>>26372372
literally have no idea who that is
literally literally
>>26371664
Tell him to fuck her better next time she allows him to, that way she'll not come up to you in the bar asking to dance. Seriously, don't sperg out or pussy away from a prick like him.
Drinking some tennents and playing dayz,overpochpretty comfy desu
If you're over 25 and can't get an entry level job, come April you've got absolutely no fucking chance.
>>26372372
I've only noticed the ad once. What's the site? I assumed it was an XCOM2 viral.
>>26372504
Will neets get paid a living wage instead of bennies?
>>26371023
good op image photoshopanon
>http://strawpoll.me/6753907
Remember to vote for friday's movie night lads, voting closes midnight tomorrow
>http://strawpoll.me/6753907
is this typical normie behavior?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6ucGdTrP0Y
>>26372494
Dayz mod was the shit, good taste
>>26372504
>mfw Matched betting plus Ebay reselling equals work from home Neet Life comfiness when I want to.
Save a few pound up and get stated lads, beats having a fag boss.
>>26372565
What time are we talking? Gimme the deets mayn
>>26372504
The 'come april' bit isn't even necessary. If you're 25 and cant get a job, you're fucked no matter what.
Your best bet is to convince your aging parents they'll need you to take care of them soon, and hoping they have good pension plans.
>>26372568
Based cops haha.
>Give 'im a shake
He'll never live that down. He's a fallen Chad now. No woman will want to be seen with him.
>>26372582
Never stopped playing since it came out lad, got standalone last week and was really disappointed with it
>>26372609
W-What happens in April?
>>26372565
>Zulu now in second
Fucks sake I can't even have one nice thing.
>>26372623
Public execution of everybody on bennies
>>26372504
>Woman with a baby
>actually working
>Actually turning up for a sensible amount of hours a day
>Not turning up an hour late and leaving 2 hours nearly every fucking day
>>26372609
Why does it mean you're fucked?
>>26372568
>Black people
shaking my desu to be desu senpaiIn before no true black person fallacy
>>26372278
>Someone openly shares living like this
Vile tbqhnigga
>>26372565
I am extremely OK with the current lead.
>>26372623
Introduction of the Jizya for all of Britain.
>''Are you a Christian or a Jew or a member of another minority faith contrary to the teachings of Allah and his Prophet Muhammad (PBUH)? Then as a citizen of the Caliphate of Britain, you are required to pay a tax (The Jizya) to assure your place and protection in this great British Islamic society from April onwards. Failure to pay the Jizya may incur the distrust of the majority Muslim society and also exclude you from government assistance of all fronts such as no funding for plots for places of worship, medical care from the NHS, or benefits from the DWP''
Pay up, Infidel. Your daughters assholes belong to us.
>>26372620
Yeah they've had millions in funds and years to work on it but it's just shit, gave up on it after losing my nth ghillie to hackers and other crap, it's not worth the effort.
>>26372705
vile but no reason to make a thread uncomfy
you do realise this is an
A N T I B U L L Y Z O N E
Hope you're ready for Valentine's Day lads
>>26372504
>tfw your pay won't be going up so it will essentially be reduced to minimum wage
fucking hell, whats even the point, I should just wait until it goes up 9 bong an hour and work some shit tier job.
>>26372754
this is cute anon
azudesu
>>26372504
fuck I've been jobhunting for a year and cant find anything. Why am I fucked?
>>26372737
yeah it just seems so empty to me, and from what I've seen of it the community as completely shit. Shame it had potential.
>>26372754
Nice sausage fingers, chunky.
>>26372603
10PM this friday. Full details will be posted tomorrow once the film choice is finalised.
>>26372754
not even best K-On though
>>26372788
Not really desu, think it's just the angle
>>26372877
They definitely are chunky, did you have to send off to the phone company for a free dialing wand? How do you manage to enter your PIN number at the ATM machine?
>>26372902
post your fingers
Anyone got a job for me? Preferably in the East Mids.
>Tfw you scare people away with your gayness
Everyone post hands
>>26372921
N-no
They're completely normal though
>>26373072
I have a foot, that's close enough
>>26372620
>>26372737
>>26372780
I used to play ArmA2: OA a fair amount on multiplayer shortly after DayZ was released (as a mod before before standalone).
I never really understood it, the zombie animation / interaction is just plain crap and any interaction with other players was usually just getting killed for loot.
MP in ArmA as blufor/opfor was usually pretty good depending on the server. Only problem being Chernarus is a huge map for anything less than about 60 players.
>>26373115
Go for a shower mate
>>26373072
My hands are so uncute
>>26373151
No, I`ll get wet. and cold. that's not comfy.
>>26373189
try a hot shower mate
>>26373072
if you want lad.
>>26372033
I respect the effort mate, should definitely keep at it.
>>26373072
We are bordering on /soc/ behaviour with this desu lad
Post guilty pleasure music lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ao2u7F_Qzg
>>26371023
Loving the pic, mate.
>>26373245
>latex gloves
>bog roll
uuuhhhhhhhh.....
>>26372033
I'm honestly beginning to think I need something like this in my life.
It's getting to that point.
>>26373255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
you cannot get better then this.
>>26373115
0,5/10
>>26373166
2/10 if you're a dude, 7/10 if gril
>>26373230
6/10, I bet your knuckles are rough as fuck
>>26373245
Trying too hard, 8/10 though
>>26373118
That's definitely 98% of what dayz is, bad zombies, running and KoS. It's a lot of crap to deal with but when you get that 2% of 10/10 experiences and interactions it's what makes it all worth it.
The best comparison I can make to playing dayz is an abusive relationship, everyone watching from the outside wonders why you don't leave it and you know you should, but you still don't because you're in too deep.
>>26373255
I don't feel guilty about the kinds of music I listen to. This is probably the most cliche normie stuff I like though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HORkT4a2MhQ
>>26371023
best OP image by far, only took us a month and a bit.
>>26373255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOfyc5p4Ous
Feel so gay when I listen to them, but I can't stop.
1.45 hours till work orientation and I don't know if I'm too drunk to attend
>>26373367
That you Tesco night grocer lad?
>>26373387
no? but fuck I'm going
>>26373367
What sort of orientation starts at midnight?
>>26373336
Agreed. That moment when you score a shot from 1500m compensating for bullet drop after ranging a shot or two in. Or blowing up enemy tanks in support of ground forces from 3k away in a heli.
I put in 553hrs in Operation arrowhead according to Steam but haven't touched it in a couple of months. Most of my FPS needs are covered by Insurgency as of recent.
WHERES THAT CUNT ADAM?
Lads what does it means when you see someone's profile on normiebook but you can't add them as a friend?
>>26373546
I put my hours as the overtime shift
>>26373638
Facebook has flagged that they're too good to associate with riff raff like you lad
>>26373594
Me in the checkered shirt.
>>26373712
I THOUGHT YOU'D BE THE CALLUM FROM CORRIE LOOKALIKE
PRETTY DISAPPOINTED
>>26373367
you need to drive there?
>>26373638
They don't allow strangers to add them.
You'll have to send a message and get them to add you.
Deleted ALL my porn and bookmarks lads. feels good to get away from the addiction and get on with life
Ask a lonely police officer anything.
>>26373895
fug u pig
>>26373895
How are Specials? Thinking of going into it as a hobby.
>>26373895
how do you feel knowing you are a tool of the rich and priviliged bourgeouis and exist only to beat and scare the underclasses into submission?
>>26373895
I-Is that your foot senpai?
I have no IRL friends, no nearby towns and don't have bitcoin either.
How would somebody like me obtain marijuana and the necessary paraphernalia to smoke it?
>>26374000
do you have a bank account? if yes, get bitcoins and order online, getting the equipment is easy and you can legally buy it online
>>26371023
Oh shit, that pepe that WAS outside with the newspaper, with the sitting down team GB top pepe, IS NOW GETTING A KEBAB
FUCKING TOP STUFF ANON
>>26373834
yes fuck it's only 3 hours too
>>26374000
next time you get a takeaway ask the delivey guy for a dealers number. They always have one.
Is getting a motorbike a good idea or just suicidal ?
>>26373951
Couldn't recommend it enough and it looks great on a CV/ the transition to the regulars is quite simple if that's where you want to take it.
It does depend a lot on what team you get however, some skippers are cunts to specials i.e. sticking them on crime scenes all shift but from my experience most are good to them and as long as they pull their weight the team are usually welcoming.
>>26374035
careful lad, if you're gonna go drink some strong coffee or something but then again you can always just pull a sicky if you feel too drunk.
>>26373963
I don't get to do too much beating unfortunately, but at the end of the day it's okay money and I genuinely enjoy going in to work
>>26373977
It is indeed my friend, plus a bit of fluff
>>26373963
>muh black lives matter
>>26374058
NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEER NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER VUM NYEEEEEEEEEER
FUCKING MOTORDICKS I HATE YOU
>>26374076
>the transition to the regulars is quite simple if that's where you want to take it.
Bullshit. My brother quit because he was looking at years before the police were taking anyone from the Specials
>>26374141
why you hate them
>>26373963
Feels good. Coming from being piss poor to the point of no food or running water in childhood but NEVER blaming it on 'Da Rich, Da government man! Give me handouts!' I feel only joy at fucking over you scumbag commie fucks all day.
>>26374166
When was this? One of my colleagues came through about 3-4 years ago after doing a year as a special and there's hoards of them at the moment making the transition.
>>26374141
what did we do wrong lad?
>>26374197
Last year, he'd been doing Specials for three.
>>26374212
Which force?
>>26374182
>>26374200
I don't motorcycles, I hate the dickheads that drive them up and down my street all through the night.
>>26374058
Lots cheaper than a car if you need to travel. But it's shit in bad weather, no space for cargo or people and if some cunt decides to crash into you, there's not much hope.
>>>/wsg/925038
Well?
>>26374274
People end up doing that with cars to theres always gonna be twats wherever you go
>>26374197
>>26374212
In my areas there is supposedly a massive waiting list to get in as a special, my brother was looking at doing it. You had to know someone to get it.
>>26374324
You can't do it with cars, the street is a dead end but the gap for pedestrians is big enough for bikes to get through and they use it as a shortcut with engines that sound like a crying baby
>>26374316
>sitting at my desk at work, in silence doing nothing of importance day after day after day is somehow making it.
normies are retards
Going on my first date on thursday at the age of 21. I have a feeling i'm going to fuck it up massively but I might as well try. What's the goto greeting for a date? A hug?
>>26374387
>>sitting at my desk at work, in silence doing nothing of importance day after day after day
Fun fact, not everyone does this for a living. There's lots of different types of jobs.
>>26374436
How charming are you?
Could you pull off an ironic high-five?
>>26374377
Buy some of those things the police use for poping tires and lay them about should be a laugh
>>26374436
Give her five
Up above
Down below
(Too slow)
THEN you hug her
>>26374485
stingers
>>26374463
You can't choose your job mate.
My parents think my job is good and I should keep doing it.
>>26374484
More awkward than charming
>>26371061
manc here
mass cyanide suicide outside the trafford centre?
im so lonely
>>26374532
>You can't choose your job mate.
Actually yes, you can. We don't live in the first episode of Futurama.
>My parents think my job is good and I should keep doing it.
That's nice, it's good when families are interested in one another. Doesn't mean you have to do a job you hate forever, you're not some social elite who has a pre-requisite career required to be considered "one of the family"
>>26374512
thats the ones
>>26374569
I'd be up for that, I can't take living anymore
>>26371168
so good. nothing tastes better than my daddys sweet sweet cum when im feeling down fampai
>>26374580
I apply for everything that I could vaguely do for 50 miles, I have been doing this for over 6 months now, none stop. I still have this job and no other offers.
I don't know why they like it, I think they jut don't want me to quit even though I'm drinking more and becoming more unstable.
>>26374436
If you want to be friendzoned sure. You need to lean in for a mouth kiss with NO tongue (tongue is too forward in early dating)
>boss has me opening the shop three mornings in a row
>got to get up at 5am and walk half an hour in the cold and rain
>everyone in the morning is an asshole middle aged woman who walks around like they own the place whilst gossiping
>sleep all day and wake up with 6 hours left until my next shift
>no time to play vidya or watch muh anime films
Fuck wagecucking man. Can't even afford to move out of my parents attic.
>>26371394
i laughed
originalio comment desu
anyone looking for a cuddle hmu
>>26374902
I'll hit you up you degenerate faggot. Leave you in a fucking coma.
>>26374703
what you doing in the six hours then
>>26374942
Don't be too rough on his boipussy, anon
>>26374942
sounds hot
where we meeting?
>>26374942
HAHA LOL
ORIGILOL
>>26374945
I'm probably going to have a wank and then try to sleep.
I made a facebook just to keep in contact with a few people and somehow people from work have found and added me. I can't accept them because they'll see that I have no friends on my friendlist but I can't reject them either.
Ever wish you didn't start something?
>>26375124
Just accept them and if they ask about it (they won't), just tell them what you told us - you're not a social media person, you just use it to keep in contact with a few people.
Sometimes the truth is just fine, not everyone is a turbo-normie
The EU will fail without Great Britain.
>>26375293
The EU will fail regardless of what happens, but Britain will fail with it if we stay in. Also
>Davy BTFO
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3438465/France-insists-WON-T-scrap-border-deal-Britain.html
>>26375124
Cyborg here, can go one further.
I've got a facebook with about 50 friends (I had more, but purged because I either didn't know, didn't care or actually hated the rest of them). My superiors in my office found me. I haven't added them because maintaining separation between work and leisure, plus my posts from 2014 backwards are cringe as fuck.
Whenever facebook comes up in conversation, this is ALWAYS joked about. Their friend requests are still pending.
>>26375499
>Cyborg here
Fuck off
>tfw happiness is a warm gun
who /likesextremelyhairywomen/ here?
>>26375857
Are we talking bigfoot-tier, or hairy armpits #freethenipple tier? Because either way, no.
>>26376218
bigfoot tier
>>26376253
>tfw no shewolf gf
Thinking of joining the RAF, should I do it lads?
>>26376759
nah go for the royal navy you dont have to do fuck all
>>26376780
Are you in the Navy?
>>26376847
nah but I knew someone who was
>>26376780
my cousin was in the RN
all he did was dumb shit like cleaning his quarters spotless for hours, then training and more training.
7 hours of sleep then rinse and repeat for weeks at sea. Wage wise you will be making slightly more than minimum wage but are working 24 hours.
also you have to sign away like 4 years minimum of your life. Just go a teach english in some random Asian country instead if you want to "travel"
>>26376916
shit you got a point there
>>26376953
and now you realise why the armed forces have such a recruitment problem
they pay shit wages
Like the new version of the image desu
>>26376976
Killing and subjugating people just isn't for everyone.
>>26377079
ARGENTINA ES BLANCO
everyone gone to bed? maybe ill get an early night too, been staying up till 5am recently.
avin a cuppa first
>>26377541
welp, guess im going to bed then, night senpai's
>>26372033
Man I wish I could go back to being a neet, I thought my life would take off as soon as I got a job but it didn't, in fact I feel worse about myself after getting a job. My average day has 6-8 hours of being emasculated by chads at a job I'm terrible at. That spreadsheet is pretty cool though, I'm going to make one.
>>26377980
What's the job laddo senpai?
>>26378240
Sainsburys
>tfw didn't even notice it was half 2 in the morning
Thought it was like 11pm or something. God, my life is so fucked right now.
>>26378260
course you are going feel worse for working a minimum wage dead end job. why would you feel better for working at a supermarket? everyone who works there looks dead.
>>26378279
that feel is brutal lad.
>>26378279
feels like 4-5 am to me
>>26378329
YOU LOOK DEAD
so hungry lads, keep eating something then shitting it straight back out again
I hate this fuckin diet, I want a sausage and egg bagel on the way home from my nightshift. Fuck off
>>26378534
>mfw someone actually said that to me once
Why would you say that and make me feel even more shit about myself? Fucking normies man.
wish i was cuddled up to someone right now
>>26378534
>>26378856
Back when I left the house I'd get "what's wrong?" and "why do you look so sad?" a lot.
>tfw you went into college one day smiling with the intent of avoiding the question and someone asked anyway
It must have been the eyes.
>>26378596
How much do you weigh mate?
>>26378927
Get yourself a nice bf mate.
>>26378983
Just over 15 stone. I'm 6'
>>26379129
Better stay on the diet mate.
>>26379075
where can i get one though mate?
i'm too scared people locally would recognise me if I got a grindr profile with pictures
>>26379234
I met mine from/britfeel/
I wouldn't recommend grindr. It's just tinder for gays wanting casual sex. You won't find anything meaningful on there.
>>26379308
how did you meet him?
are you on the hampshire lads?
My farts are so good tonight they're giving me boners.
Wish I could bottle it
>>26379345
Nah, i'm not one of the hampshire lads. They won't openly admit they are dating.
Just dropped a throw away email and we got talking.
There's a reason why you see very few old people smoking.....most of them are already under the *** ground
>>26379405
lucky bastard
i'm jealous desu
>tfw zero work ethic
>tfw you will never have a decent job and will alway be earning minimum wage or close to it
How do normies get away with it?
Why don't we have a eugenics program to ship off or destroy retards?
Even if I didn't make the cut being eliminated wouldn't be so bad, better than living a poor and lonely life
I'm an American brandy drinking guitar singer, would Britistanians accept me as a loved alien?
>>26379499
What are these called?
***Original posting is what I'm going.***
>>26379465
Hope you find someone lad.
>>26379499
As long as you're friendly
>>26379683
i won't
what did you even post?
'anyone want a bf? lol'
>>26379781
I impressed him with my pepe collection.
>>26380018
Well memed, indeed.
>>26380562
Thank you good my good sir. Have an upboat.
>>26371133
better late than never desu
>>26380951
Fucking forgot my picture desu
If you don't reply to this post you are a normie.
>>26381963
Thats a lot of normans.
Everyone except me.
>>26382093
kek at that image desu
>>26381963
So if I don't reply I can finally stop this awful NEET life?! :DFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Haha pakis out amiryt?
Jew corruption media lol you are all newbs
>tfw no pure samurai asian gf
>2k15+1
>not falling for the rent meme
shiggy huhuh
>tfw have 2 credit cards
Anyone without a credit card is a literal child, because spending money that isn't yours is a grown up thing to do
Lawl just get a job, it's that easy
>uni degree
>not falling for the STEM meme
DIGGY HAHA
>>26382674
You seem upset senpaitachi
>>26382976
Just /pol/ing the thread up before they wake up, hopefully they read the post and see someones already done their shitposting and leave
>>26383716
Holy shit its 7:30 what the absolute shit senpai
Why didn't you tell me
Work programme appointment at 10am lads, not looking forward to this one bit.
Good morning boys. Back to work tomorrow after a couple days holiday.
What's everyone up to today? I'm gonna sit around and hope my phone gets delivered and then walk the dog after wards
>>26384512
I'm regressing. Afterwards maybe I'll shower.
>>26384512
I'm gonna consider cleaning my room for a little while since it really needs doing, and then when I fail at that I'll waste the day playing Rocket League
who else /incrediblyboredbuttoodepressedtoevenmove/ here?
>>26384977
Hi anon, my life makes me want to kill myself but I'm not even motivated to do that right now
>>26384694
Sounds good to me, showers are always good in the morning,
>>26384776
The feeling after tidying your room is so good. Such a sense of accomplishment for something so little.
Anyone here /nomoneyforfood-everincreasing debt-seriouslyconsideringsuicide-mighthangmyselftoday/?
I've survived on a loaf of bread for a week now, lads. It's becoming difficult to want to continue living. Feel like at this point I'm just thrashing around in the water trying to avoid the inevitable. I've sold literally everything I own and I'm still fucked. How does this even happen in a first world country?
I just need a job, any job... but it's quite difficult to get one when you literally can't stand for longer than ten minutes due to soul crippling, health destroying poverty and starvation. I'm not even depressed anymore, I'm so desperate that ''depression'' is fucking petty, it doesn't mean anything. I'm somehow more confident than ever before because I simply have to be, otherwise I will likely die within a month. I'm literally surviving on primal instinct at this point.
What even is this feel?
>>26385116
If you really are in a first works County then get food stamps
Even niggers can do it anon come on now
Stay determined
updated lads
please use this image henceforth
>>26385088
It's not tidying, there loads of hair and dust and crumbs all over the place. Gonna need a hoover for this shit
>>26385131
I'm on ''food stamps'' but I'm also in debt so I'm essentially living on bread and water until I get a job. Like I said, I used to feel ''depressed'' but I no longer do. I genuinely have gone past the point of feeling depression and fell into something else entirely.
Reason being is that I'm pretty sure there is a large element of ''being comfortable'' in depressed people. As in, they are atleast somewhat comfortable. They're depressed because they are stagnating, they are doing nothing...By their own choice. There feelings are due to laziness, or a ''lacking'' of making a choice, etc. They have full stomachs, a roof over their head and potential in front of them... Yet they do not make a choice, they remain still.
Once you're no longer afforded the priviledge of ''being comfortable'' you're no longer ''depressed'' because you simply can't be. You are in a constant state of adrenaline. When you have no food or shelter... You're not living in the same world as people who do.
>tfw you sleep too long and the world wakes up without you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajfPh6-vPEc
>>26372568
fucks sake, what was it lad it's been removed
>>26384977
iktf senpai
Like there are really heavy weights attached to my body.
>>26384977
>>26385010
Reading these post I had a sudden desire to play something
forgot what it was though
>>26385318
>>26372568
don't worry I found it, here's a mirror
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5ec_1455049863
>>26385334
Are you eating anon? I feel the same way but I've been fasting for a few days
>>26385116
>debt
ayy le mow
>Finally finished all of the alcohol I had lying around
>Can't be fucked to go outside
>Don't have the money to spare for buying more rum either
Today's the day lads.
I finally have a chance to stop abusing myself.
>tfw drinking a glass of water for the first time in months
>Be British
>Freelancer, can live wherever
>Want to save money
>Rent everywhere is expensive
>Cheap places are shitholes
Any bongs here emigrated to other EU countries?
>>26385116
Can you move back in with your parents mate? Is that option there?
>>26385116
Get bennies m8, also are you the same anon from a while back who lived off of a giant tub of honey?
>>26385456
Lad shotholes arw the best places to live.
>tfw when my scheme is made up of one big family. The kind of family that you know are hard us fuck.
>tfw no trouble happens in my scheme and rent is cheap as shit mate.
Sup lads, been a while
>>26372215
Fucking kill yourself you worthless cunt.
Why does Jeremy Kyle treat weed like heroin? I'm no dope smoker myself, but it's not like people die from it.
has britfeel ever been so dead
even my horrible internet friends are leaving me
where the flippy fuck is everyone
>>26385670
I remember that guy.
I've lived off bread and honey pretty much for a bit too actually. Delicious desu.
>>26386468
Its not even 12 yet, it will pick up senpai. In the meanwhile, wallow in regret, its what I do.
>>26386468
Playing computah games, sorry guys.
Where are you /britfeel/?
>>26386500
I'm getting sores from this much wallowing desu
morning guys what have you had for lunch
>tfw come back from co-op and realise my fly has been down
>tfw I can never return
>>26386502
Whatcha playing anon?
>>26386539
I've been doing this way more than normal recently, I must be going senile
>tfw all my vidya seems too simplistic for me too enjoy it.
I can't even waste my time well anymore.
>>26386525
Nothing, I had breakfast, so I'm not hungry atm
>>26371495
https://youtu.be/fHiD2PcKCc4
waited long enough
>tfw can't remember any pornstars' names anymore
who /earlyonsetalzheimers/ here?
>>26386525
scrambled eggs on toast desu
>>26386590
back in the old days seen bad ideas were good ideas of young dreamers and mute your ban m8
>>26386500
>In the meanwhile, wallow in regret, its what I do.
that does not sound fun
because he took it
>>26386636
Is your friend gay?
blox
Just got accepted to Lancaster lads, expect me to join you soon
>>26386663
join the normie brigade?
Just back from normie work lads, but not too bad shooting railway targets as I am alone.
>>26386716
The NEET life isn't an option for me
advertiser are always brainiest
>yeah sick in the head moot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW_dBQPAeDY
>>26386770
who are you joining then?
>>26386861
hes joining me desu, hes gonna be my bf.
>I don't work here anymore
So I heavet broken anything to day lads
>>>/s4s/4151157
>the last of the vibrating cords see brown
>>26386904
I'll think about that offer
My danger interprets the case around the substantial farce. The biologist stares past a well! The humorous recovery prosecutes after a joke. The sitting territory cruises below a motto.
what are you knobs on about
IT'S JUST BONSAI TALKING TO HIMSELF AND NO ONE CARING
>>26387053
presumably he cares.
>>26386579
I'm playingHalo Reach.
All part of my regression.
>>26386525
Nothing, I'm starving myself
What's everyone doing today then?
I'm going to asda in a bit and I am hoping to finish some uni stuff today~
then we became the bonsai
>prooxi
Morning lads,
Had been getting up early lately but I got drunk last night so only just woken up now. Feels bad man.
>>26387240
Forgive yourself lad, it's a long process becoming a decent human being and people mess up a little along the way. Just make sure you don't fall into the trap of doing it all the time.
woke up with a stretch in my mind stomach and sort out you two?
what you doing?
>work for my dad's business selling kitchens
>pretty comfy work, just sit and watch anime all day until somebody comes in
>only 2 or 3 people come in each day so it's probably the easiest job anybody can have
>whenever paki families come in I have been told to tell them we're not available
Pretty fucking sick of them. It's not that they're pakis, it's the fact that none of them have money or they're not willing to spend more than like 1000 pounds on a kitchen and expect it to be fitted for free, it's literally impossible and a complete waste of time.
They're like a walking stereotype too. Just had a couple in there and now the shop actually stinks of shit and weird spices.
feeding the mind and body i hope.
time for a slow walking mission
>>26387053
>>26387112
im now convinced you are the same person, you always post together
>>26387289
>it's the fact that none of them have money or they're not willing to spend more than like 1000 pounds on a kitchen and expect it to be fitted for free, it's literally impossible and a complete waste of time.
I know this feel mate
Used to work at Wickes had this paki bloke come in show him around everything he tells me what he wants, thousands of pounds worth of stuff, then when we go to pay for it he is trying to get a discount and saying he only wants to spend like half of the price of the stuff and telling me he should get a discount because he is a taxi driver. Wasted like 2 hours on him and he ended up buying nothing.
>>26387112
went to the shops just now, that is all i planned for today.
>>26387112
hopefully ill get through some more of my book
>>26387289
>>26387312
It's because their culture is to mark everything up 300% and barter down to a reasonable price.
They never negotiate with me in the corner shop though.
>>26387356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u75XQdTxZRc
>share my sane lads theres no way out wait. thats the story we talked about all the time
or am bonsai
>>26387112
why don't you finish yourself?
>>26387353
a narcissist helps them self's and should stop. STOP.
>>26387329
dinner party's and twenty sixteen shite
this pen tho lads
>>26387289
>work experience at Job Center helping people use computers
>paki girl comes in
>barely speaks english
>hairy lip and arms
>greasy hair
>stinks like beelzebub's gooch
>"please to put me on monies"
>waste over an hour dealing with her stench, lack of computer abilities and poor english only to find out she works full time at her dad's take away
>mfw some creepy retarded guy was trying to seduce her whilst I was doing this
>>26387404
what? its not an autobiography, it's someone else's work that is in my possession.
>>26387289
gimme a job m8
keep it probe;y fair shit brains
SoweWhere walking this five village thinking about Jesus level scams
Can anyone else get on motherless?
Heavy-r just doesn't have enough fresh content for me
>>26387416
How do you get a job at a job center? Is it an easy job?
Why does it feel like Sunday?
>Used to have one really good friend
>We had really great times together, hung out three or four times a week, texted all the time.
>Didn't need to do anything to have fun, we just sat by train stations and watched trains pull in and out mostly
>He gradually becomes a cunt
>Have to stop hanging around with him because he's just a dick and it isn't fun
>Hardly spoken in months now, I miss him like hell and I can reconnect with him whenever I want but it won't be the same.
>Kind of hurts more than if he just disappeared because he's still there but not the same
>Now have no close friends at all, no one I know would do that shit with me.
Feels pretty terrible man
Who /bigdick/ here? It's pretty much the only reason I get laid.
Completely cucked ingeus.
Only have to attend once per month for 10 minutes so they can say I've been in, no training schemes or courses, they won't check my jobsearch.
>>26387554
it does, doesn't it? don't know why
>>26387554
Does it? Just feels like a shit day to me.
>Want to just be lazy all day and stay playing games
>Gotta get dressed for flooring measurements
>>26387515
It's an easy job but hard for people like us who don't really want to talk to people, I just searched for jobs most of the day
Half of the people are okay the other half could have either just come out of prison, be dim witted people, computer illiterate, pakis or just lazy chavs
What's a cheap phone to get? Like a really shit, durable one.
Need to set up a Ltd company for my job lads.
What should I name it?
>no comment cunts
take lsd lad an remember the number friends
its scone scottish day lad, i could not lie to the day.
>>26387723
Danny Dyer's Chocolate Homunculus Plc
>tfw my oneitis is in the news
>my oneitis is now probably other peoples waifu
no just number one.
>>26387765
It has to be Ltd m8
>>26387798
Danny Dyer's Chocolate Homunculus Ltd
>>26387811
Much better cheers lad
>>26387723
White pussy was made for Paki cock Ltd.
>>26387723
National Equity Equivalence Traders.
NEET Ltd.
>>26387723
Paki Pete's Discount Hymen Removal ltd.
>>26387870
>Paki fucks a 11-14 year old
>#BROKEN BRITAIN
>'Just seriously fucking bomb us lads'
>'Fucking Rotherham'
>Some mouthbreathing white lad fucks a 11-14 year old
>'Good lad, creampie her for me'
>'C-Can I smell your fingers mate?'
>'She is a right hot one, gonna wank to her when I get back in the basement'
>>26387909
I'm going to name my business Paki Detection Ltd.
That'll be 16.99 plus tip.
Just made my lunch lads
Got a quarter pound burger with bacon, cheese and Jack Daniel's BBQ sauce with chips on the side. To drink I have a glass of KA Black Grape flavour.
>>26387909
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35541528
>Sunderland footballer Adam Johnson has pleaded guilty to one count of sexual activity with a child and one charge of grooming.
>Appearing at Bradford Crown Court, the Sunderland winger also denied two charges of sexual activity with a girl aged under 16.
>The 28-year-old from Castle Eden, County Durham, who has 12 England caps, was arrested in March 2015.
>His case is due to be formally opened on Friday.
He's going to get the ched evans treatment, not even robots justify fucking tween girls, you're probably just a butthurt brown skin
>>26387972
I'm going to have some anchovies because thats all I can be bothered to get.
>>26387972
i hate fullstops
>>26387972
How can you do anything after that. It sounds so fulling and delicious I'd probably take a nap and lounge around for the rest of the day.
>>26387972
fucking starving here mate, just had an egg in a bap and I feel like I'm going to collapse
>>26379388
you could then sell it to the Chinese as fresh air, then they open it and sniff..
>>26387985
Pretty sure Johnson is going to get away fairly unscathed as he has still been playing through the whole thing and I think the story is she pretended to be a lot older than she was so he didn't know he had fucked an underage until she came out about it.
As for Ched Evans, I can't believe he had to go to jail for that and can't carry on with his career either. He was blatantly innocent. All you have to do see that is look at Ched Evans who is a 10/10 rich Chad, look at his girlfriend who is a 10/10, then look at the piggy 4/10 who claimed he raped her. Also the fact that she fucked a couple of his team mates already that night and said she was drunk enough to give consent to them but was too drunk to give it to Evans. Then look at the fact Evans 10/10 gf stuck with him and still is doing so maintaining that he is innocent, and she is also paying all of his legal costs as her family is very wealthy. Also there is a strong rumour that this girl had a history of false rape claims.
Dude got absolutely fucked over. Why you don't go out drinking and hang around with weird fat sluts kids. Just home and shit post on britfeel instead.
>>26388023
I'm a NEET mate, all I am going to do for the rest of the day is sit in my chair and play vidya lol
>>26387306
THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON
Just back from work, its leg day and I really can't be fucked to do anything right now lads
Need some motivation
>>26388138
I want this to be true.
I want to believe.
>>26388150
How come Mr Shekkelstein let you out so early?
woke up
drunk coffee
took happy pills
read the news
read the britfeel thread
still got 12 hours of waking time left.
fuck.
>>26388163
I work 6-2 mate, I also work for the krauts not jews.
>>26388191
You must be sleepy, I couldn't get up that early every day.
>>26388138
>yfw shout and tilde are just ribena's broken and split personalities
>his 17 year old brain, and the bottled anger of being a complete fucking turd of a human
>tfw bonsai is the most likable tripfag in these threads
>>26388203
bet he needs a cuddle right?
>>26388239
who the fucks Ribena?
i should have breakfast
>>26388203
Not really tired, just can't be fucked to do anything right now, gonna have something to eat and a coffee then I'll hit the gym in a hour or so
>>26388260
>who the fucks Ribena?
Poleaboo
>>26388188
>took happy pills
Dumb cuck, enjoy ED and memory loss.
>>26388301
>ED
Encyclopedia Dramatica?
u wot m8
>>26388316
erectile distinction
>>26388342
It is quite distinct yes.
Stuck in the queue at the bank lads. I swear old people come here just to have conversations with each other. Just like the doctors.
>>26388342
erectile designation
>>26388301
i'd happily take those things if it would make me happy.
>>26388351
10 fucking cashiers and I get the one Indian woman who I can't understand a word of
>>26388400
They don't even do that, dumb cuck.
Poleaboos dad just had a go at him
As soon as he woke up at around 1pm. he wanted him to search and buy radiators for him online. Poleaboo was kind enough to agree even though he wanted to play vidya
While browsing, his dad got mad at him for the radiators not being cheaper, switching windows to Hearthstone every other minute, shouting at him while he was on the phone with his m8 and other stupid shit
He went on a tirade about how he was playing a childrens game, he needed to go out, make some friends and watch how other people spoke/acted, that all he did was play vidya all day
Very mad right now, he doesn't understand that Poleaboo is the way he is because of mental conditions developed while growing up and they need to be properly addressed by a professional
Can the countless purchase except a widest ignorance?
>>26388436
>Poleaboo was kind enough to agree even though he wanted to play vidya
you are a neet. it should be you thanking him for letting you mooch off at home playing vidya
>>26388436
Have you ever considered the possibility that you might be wrong?
I do it all the time.
>>26388488
Wrong about what?
I was doing him a favour and he was making dragging it out longer than it needed to be
>>26388512
see >>26388478
he is the one doing you a favour
>>26388512
>I was doing him a favour
what happened to your friend?
also hearthstone is shit
>>26388541
I've never played Hearthstone. I'm having fun with Spellweaver, though
Poleaboo has driving lesson tomorrow
Bricking it
>>26388541
What friend?
The cunt from Aberdeen to took Poleaboo to a stripclub/casino/smoked weed with?
Fuck him, just like he told Poleaboo to fuck off after he had been released on bail the second time because he was waiting on one of his real friends for a "jam session"
>>26388574
he meant you posted 'I' instead of in third person you daft cunt
>>26388537
>>26388478
He made, Poleaboo, this is all his fault
>>26374596
>>26374569
where you from lads
?
then bonsai says fuck off we're busy
dead britfeel
dead as I feel lol
>>26388876
lets commit suicide lol
Rachel Riley though
some one put on some anime
>lost two could not would not catch one
but don't climb mine
OJ.
With or without bits?
>>26388941
With bits obviously.
What kind of faglord doesn't like bits?
>>26388941
without.
I only like with if I'm relaxed and free of worries.
>tfw no 100% oj reaction pics
>>26388888
>that get
it's a sign
>>26388941
I need to feel the bits
>>26388970
>No britfeel 100% Orange Juice lobby
>>26388888
shit this is like that bible verse:
'and thy shall taketh thine own life,
when the eighth number in quints
is begotten by man'
- Neetus 3:16
>>26389010
No homo, but if there was a genuine britfeel death cult which ended in group suicide and came with a sense of belonging and feeling of accomplishment I would gladly join.
>>26388941
WITHOUT NOT GONNA LIE
>>26388888
>>26389096
in celebration
>>26388941
I'm usually a bits man tbqh but the other day I got a proper chunk of pith and it's put me right off. I've changed to smooth while I deal with the trauma.
>>26388941
I like the one that says SOME pulp.
>>26389199
Good work, lad. Proud.
>>26389236
CARMELAAA CAN YOU SHUT THE DOOOOOOORRRRR
>>26389300
Thanks mate, means alot.
>>26388673
Prestwich, it's half way between bury and manchester
Any of you lads seen Spice and Wolf?
Apparently I downloaded it at some point and was thinking I might give it a watch.
any more south coast/Hampshire lads around to get drunk and anime with cuddles?
>>26389598
HA WHAT A SLUT
The Demodex mite lives in most people's ear and nose hair. It makes the 6 hour journey from your nose to your ear while you sleep
>>26389236
>>26389313
very good lads.
>>26389598
i don't want to be a third wheel, sorry lads :/
>>26389883
its not like that m8, just want to chill with the lads.
>>26389629
is that a no?
>>26389883
it will be like that though, you two are a thing and i'd be a third wheel.
>>26390223
>chilling with a dating couple
it doesn't work like that
>>26389809
This is interesting, but does it matter?
>>26390324
I don't think they are dating though mate.
I've not been on /britfeel/ since the election. Has anything changed?
>>26390337
>I don't think they are dating though
have you been reading the threads? they talk about 'molesting' each other.
>>26390376
it has gotten very very gay
>>26390376
Gayer and cuter
>>26390299
mean't for
>>26390299
oc
>>26390456
I think you messed up again pal
>>26390464
i should just kill myself
>>26390512
mee too
lets be self loathing buddies, matey
>>26390523
can we be self loathing maties instead buddy?
>>26390389
>>26390440
More gay and yet just as depressing and sad
>>26390551
I suppose so lad, that works too
>>26390571
why am i lad now?
i thought you just agreed we were maties
i don't think this gonna work dude, sorry
>>26390598
is this some sort of sick game to you chum?
this isn't how you treat a fellow, I though we had something special
>>26387836
>White pussy was made for Paki cock Ltd.
White pussies agree.
>wake up
>eat
>go to work
>eat
>go to gym
>eat
>post on shitchan for a while
>have no other hobbies
>sleep
>repeat
Seriously what is the fucking point anymore
>wake up
>grababrushandputalittlemakeup
>whydyouleavethekeysuponthetable
>>26390727
Not sure why you keep posting this, they were done for rape and imprisonment.
Muslim rape gangs are a serious problem.
>>26390756
go on holiday to/po/
>>26390756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO5dcW0P75M
>>26388295
old zyzz
>polar bitch
https://youtu.be/A6bscbhWC-k
but whats it look out my window
>>26390756
>doesn't shower
>doesn't use the toilet
>finishes his three meals, work and gym by 5pm
you're a freak
>>26390774
thanks for posting this, saved
>>26390774
>they were done for rape and imprisonment.
If you have sex with a 17yo and you give her gifts/money, you go to jail for underage prostitution.
Stop defending cunts, stop defending misandrist laws, stop defending feminism, retard.
R8te my azucat lads
Liverpoolfag went to town today, was shit. Not been to a lecture in weeks, when do I drop out
>>26390830
whats its name lad, cute/10
>book I imported from America got her early
Feels good, lads.
>>26390823
17 is legal in the UK Bob
Also 17 is too old for Muslims they like age 11-15
>>26390830
What is that thing its in?
>>26390842
>weeks
kek try basically a yearkill me, please
>>26390805
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
EXCELLENT BANTER YOU WANKER!
>>26390852
Marmite
I didn't name him
>>26390830
Wow that is a nice cat
>>26371023
Whys the post so expensive from you lads to usa
T.jew
>>26390823
They didn't want to have sex with the muslims. They were forced, it was actual rape.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_sex_trafficking_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derby_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peterborough_sex_abuse_case
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal
http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/child-sexual-exploitation-bombshell-official-8862316
And for the first time police and council officials have publicly admitted a 'disproportionate number' of Asian Pakistani men are involved in on-street grooming, as revealed by the Mail last year.
*87 per cent of victims were female and 54 per cent were white;
http://www.expressandstar.com/news/crime/2015/05/02/sex-abuse-gangs-in-black-country-significant-similarities-to-rotherham-scandal-say-police/
>Offenders are said to be typically Asian, of Pakistani origin, aged 17 to 40. Most victims are white females aged 13 to 16.
>210 children or young people [...] in the first six months of 2014
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2975336/Hundreds-young-people-groomed-sexually-exploited-gangs-Oxfordshire-15-years-police-social-service-failed-stop-report-reveal.html
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-31696276
More than 300 young people in Oxfordshire were groomed, raped and sometimes forced into 'sex slavery' by gangs over the last 15 years, a damning report will reveal tomorrow.
In a scandal startlingly similar to the one in Rotherham, police and social services will be criticised for failing to protect vulnerable children from sexual abuse.
One gang of Asian men was responsible for abusing and enslaving 50 girls, mainly from Oxford, but the men were also able to sexually torture girls as young as 11 for eight years after a series of missed opportunities to stop them.
Who /drinking/ here?
I'm having some black wych desu
its alright
>>26390830
Is that a babby bengal?
Nice cat mate
>>26390897
>tfw you live in one of those
How many of you are having a Chinese this week to celebrate the ching chong new year?
>>26390897
>Not one of them in or near Hampshire
Truly God's own county
>>26391002
>tfw southampton
Than was a hell of a hill to climb over, wonder what he does tomorrow
>>26390861
Feels so fucking bad man I just look at my timetable knowing I won't go, had a call from my parents telling me they love me hope I'm doing well at uni when I'm doing fucking nothing.
>>26390860
>17 is legal in the UK Bob
No, it's not regarding prostitution.
>Also 17 is too old for Muslims they like age 11-15
15yo is not "children". It's just administratively "children", not biologically.
my good lads I am posting to inform you of a new thread I made just for you my good lads
>>26391043
>>26391043
>>26391043
>>26391040
I maybe should have said something on one of the many occasions they've asked me how its going.
>>26391048
>raping a 15 year old is ok because it's ok where muslims come from
Fuck off you retard.
>>26391064
retards gonna retard
>>26390897
>They didn't want to have sex with the muslims.
Some wanted to have sex, and some wanted to earn money having sex.
>More than 300 young people in Oxfordshire were groomed, raped
"Raped".
>>26391083
"raping"
>>26391083
i wouldn't but you should we are all friends that can talk after a beer
>>26391048
>No, it's not regarding prostitution.
Prostitution is illegal in the UK Bob
>>26391104
Try reading the links. The girls were kept there against their will and forced to have sex.
>>26391150
>Prostitution is illegal in the UK
Soliciting is illegal, having sex for money is not
>>26390897
Why do you care, retard? Women don't care and so shouldn't you.
>>26391159
*woof*woof* Such a good cunt protector you are.
>>26391202
This! Rotherham voted left, they had it coming.
#FeminismHasConsequences
>>26391202
>women don't care
Pretty sure they do which is why so many of them testified against the muslims, and why they were sent to prison.
>>26391266
>Pretty sure they do
Meanwhile in the real world...
>>26391289
>majority of men and women against
Not sure what you were going for with this graph, but you proved my point.
>>26391303
>only anti immigration party is in minority
Explain how this proved your point
>>26391355
But conservatives won the election, and your graph shows at minimum 60% of people opposed to EU and immigrants...
You may want to rethink your strategy for defending muslims.
hey guys I need some advice on a girl I'm thinking about asking out this valentine's day
how should I go about it?