>"Anon...I'm borrrred" >Let's do something.

>>26370301

>Re-zips dick

who /no longer orbits this stacey/ here

Let's play the new game "Ben Dover"

>>26370301
I'm not bored, you can do something on your own.

>>26370301

ok hon

>*rips out nosering*

>>26370318
H-how did you find a Stacy to orbit?

And why would you want to stop orbitng her?

>>26370379
Orbiting only hurts you. You have to treat yourself good even if no one else does my man

>>26370301
>Okay, but it's obviously not going to be anything sexual because you're my cousin.

The only women that speak to me are the ones that are related to me.

In the past six years, I don't think I've ever been bored.

Okay, let's have sex

>>26370437
The only alpha ITT

>>26370396
I guess you're right.

Are girls the only ones who can demand that others entertain them? Do they expect Chads to entertain them as well?

>>26370467
Yes
All apart of "the game"

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>>26370301
stop making these fuckings you fucking /b/fag

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>>26370301

Okay

*unzips rare_pepes.rar*

>>26370301
>Okay then, I'm teaching you how to weld.

>>26370379

she's my friend for life. i stopped orbiting because it got pretty sucky on some nights but idc anymore.

i've known her for years.

>>26370301
Like what?
Original comment

>>26371857
>tfw I wish I had a bro that would teach me how to weld

that sounds like a cool af skill to have, damn.

>>26370301
*leaves
fuck roasties who think that I'm their jester

>>26370467
If youre high profile enough, you can get guys and girls to orbit you. If youre chad you can have guys orbit you just so they feel better about themselves because they're cool by proxy, same as girls.

>>26370301
>Nose ring
> Took photo of self
Literally 0/10

ummmm...
do you want to play truth or dare?

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>>26372531
You are probably the only guy on earth who thinks she's a 0/10

she's a 4 at best, anon.

expand our sexual horizon

Meet
You always have to meet
ASAP

>>26370301
How about you stick that nose ring in your eye you fucking stacy

>>26370301
Go date a fucking clown then bitch.