Lunch line stories anyone?

>>26369118
Be me see a massive faggot staring at a fucking apple for 10 minutes in the caeteria, laugh becuase beta and will always be a KHV, debate if my M8s and I should beat this cunt up tomorrow

>>26369118
>live in South America
>I pick up fruits from the street, my garden, they're everywhere
>they're not the cutest but they taste delicious
>go to America for vacations
>go to the supermarket, fruit section
>notice that all of the fruits look perfect, like out of a drawing
>stare at them for 40 minutes

>>26369160
Bitch you know this apple is awesome. Btw wtf does KHV mean? Pardon my retardation

Not even that cute of an apple
0/10 would not fug

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>>26369118
That's a beautiful apple.

>>26369118
Nothing wrong with enjoying simple things in life, you sound pretty gay though 8/10 apple, it would be a 9/10 if you took a picture of it on a black surface, it makes the red fuller and vibrant try it if you havent degraded it yet

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>>26369118
>be me
>no friends
>spent the first two lunches of the year alone
>spend lunch in bathroom for two years until graduation
>still not as big of an autist as op

neat.

>>26369326
To be fair, who wouldnt be gay for that apple

>>26369118
KHV kissless handless virgin or hand holdless etc, or KV the shit is posted on here 24/7 maybe ya B8 fuck it

>>26369263
Suprised you havent been shot yet

>>26369265
Kissless handholdless virgin. How new are you?

>>26369373
Hes new enough to have homosexuals feelings for a fucking apple

>>26369370
I'm not sure what you're implying.

>>26369392
Nah, sounds like something any robot could do

>>26369335
Hiding from Chads? At least you keep your assburgers and autism hidden, OP is full blown tard

Same thing happened to me anon, except my apple was actually cute
It was a perfectly stereotypically shaped crab apple, couldn't have been bigger than 2in diameter. I drew a face on it and it sat on my dresser for months until it turned all cute and wrinkly. That was the only day they ever served those apples, too

>>26369415
Idk maybe in solitude, OP is sitting in a busy school cafeteria, next to people doesnt care he looks like a faggot hes more of a /b/ kind of kid

>>26369423
I never got really "bullied" in high school. People just ignored me. I guess it was because I already looked miserable enough. I just sat in the bathroom because I had the self-awareness to realize that I'd never make friends in HS if I was seen eating alone.

I remember a kid asking if I wear my glasses to lunch to read my food in a degrading way.
Middle school was shit.

When I was in 3rd grade I moved to a new school, terrified of getting lunch there got it, spilled choc milk all over my chicken nuggets and bread everyone laughed at me as I tried to eat it, just went down hill from day 1

>>26369118
That's one ugly fucking apple.

>>26369373
Not new to 4 chan, am new to r9k.

>>26369459
Was taking an exam

>>26369335
Think were on, more or less, a similar level of autis

>>26369768
Gr8 b8, but still gonna take it. How is it ugly?

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>>26370076
Shape is asymmetrical, too narrow on the bottom compared to the top, not round enough. Colour is uneven.

Pic related is how a beautiful apple should look, and most of the ones I buy look like it.