ITT >greentext what you did in the last 24 hours

>woke up
>read some ranma for an hour
>drank coffee/ate trailmix for breakfast
>power use 4chan and listen to music for 12 hours

pretty good day but i need to eat something more still which is such a drag

>woke up
>went to job
>jacked off at home
>youtube

>>26356713
I wish I had your appetite

>>26356663
>sleep
>add nonsense at the end of this post to evade to robot

>>26356663
This time Yesterday
>4chan until midnight
>masturbate
>sleep

Today
>wake up
>masturbate
>take shower
>masturbate
>eat breakfast
>browse 4chan for hours
>put off doing essay
>masturbate
>eat
>masturbate
>continue with 4chan

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>>26356762
yfw wageslave?

>>26356816
how can you fap four times in a day?
I stop feeling horny completely after just having one

fucking, I don't know what I did before sleeping then waking up this morning, but what I did today went something like:

>wake up (wake up)
>weirdly writhe around in bed with an erection, sexually frustrated with myself
>start browsing porn
>too horny to continue browsing porn
>could jerk off to orgasm in seconds, but decide against it and get on finishing Mon Musu instead
>watch like four episodes of it with random erections throughout until I realize watching ecchi and doing nothing else isn't gonna satisfy me
>browse porn
>cum
>make thread on /r9k/ about what I came to
>browse /r9k/
>watch newest gradeAunderA video
>finish Mon Musu
>eat while watching an LP episode on youtube
>browse /r9k/
>start composing post for this thread

>>26356663
>wake up
>lay in bed for two hours
>masturbate
>eat food
>masturbate
>go on 4chan
>cry

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>>26356663
>unifag
>helped qt japanese foreign exchange grill with homework
>i'm a history autist, and it was history class so i knew pretty much everything
>she thanked me in engrish for the help
>feelsgooddesu.png
>go to dorm
>play world of warships instead of doing homework
>gotta get that japanese aircraft carrier
>i'm weebshit
>finally do homework
>sleep
>wake up
>stay in bed for an extra hour
>get to class minutes before being late
>more class
>play world of warships instead of homework
>eat lunch
>more class
>browse /r9k/ and do a little homework
>eat dinner
>browse /r9k/ instead of doing homework
>here i am
>probably going to play more world of warships in a bit

>>26356836
It just happens. I tried stopping but that never works. Usually I do it 2-3 times a day. The most I've ever done it is 11 times, but I only did that because I wanted to see how much I could do it in a day.

Needless to say I have nothing going on 95% of the time.

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>>26356663
>what I did in the last 24 hours.

>>26356816

this was basically my daily routine from from the age of 15 til 25

>woke up
>go to school
>spanish test with bitch teacher
>not enough time, only got through 1/2 the questions
>summer school here I come
>go home, hop in bed
>internet until 1 am then repeat

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yesterday
>worked for 4 hours
>came home and awed at my moms new car
some 2015 audi real fucking nice car, i just dont know my cars.
>sleep
today
>woke up at 2am
>tried to sleep some more
>had work at 5 anyway
>was suppose to work till 9
>managed to sway my boss in letting me stay till 12
>came home, watching netflix and playing helldivers

so far okay. just wish my friends weren't so poor so they could play with me

>laid down 10pm yesterday
>fell asleep around 1am
>woke up at 9am
>ate crackers
>browsed internet for a few hours
>went to school at 12pm to study/do homework
>5-9pm have classes
>get home around a half hour ago
>eat chili
>here i am pretty drowsy having a beer

i just needed to be out of the house man

>>26356663
>woke up
>ate
>played osu!
>I then... played osu!
>3 hours later
>I ate again
>I played csgo
>I greentexted what I did in the last 24 hours
did I miss anything? I don't think I did

>woke up
>worked
>played guild wars 2 and watched legend of galactic heros with gf
>sleep now

>wake me up inside
>(can't wake up)
>wake up for real
>eat a bowl of old fried rice
>go to campus
>classes
>retarded girls keep asking me stupid questions in class
>guys are friendly and cool, but straight
>eat lunch alone, more leftovers
>take self-capped nootropics
>hope some guy sees and thinks I'm cool
>realize I'm just a faggot eating leftovers alone and taking medication
>more classes
>groupwork where I can't offer any input
>get stuck with making some cunt's stupid idea work in javascript
>return home
>get winded and sweaty from 30 mins of cardio
>shower
>4chan and Reddit
>look up porn but the happy guys make me feel lonely and pathetic
>/r9k/

>snowed on my 26th birthday
no cake or party or gifts [but 90usd from me parents which i put in me savings]...just watched the snow.
>have 1hour left of the 8th
>just read a bit about a thread of someone's mom died of cancer.
was thinking of wishing that the anon who made that thread dies peacefully to join his mom...but...i do not wanna wish death on anyone/thing.

>>26356663
>woke up
>stayed in bed and browsed the chans
>ate lunch while watching youtube
>played vidya
>watched more youtube
>didn't shower (haven't showered for 2 days now)
>ate dinner
>played vidya
>watched some anime
>getting ready for bed now

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>played games
>listened to music
>browsed 4chan
>went to sleep
>woke up
>went back to sleep
>woke up crying
>posted my dream here
>think about killing myself because the thread died with no responses
>played games
>post this

>>26356987
How's your life though? Are you successful yet?

>>26356663
>woke up at 9
>make egg sandwich for breakfast
>watched always sunny in philadelphia
>played league
>smoked
>probably going to watch always sunny again

>>26356663
>played video games
>had dinner
>went to bed
>woke up and got ready for work
>did work for 8 hours
>went to my college for some school business
>went to the store
>came back and started playing video games
And repeat minus store and school most days.

>>26356663
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

>>26357067
Happy birthday anon. Good you are keeping your savings intact. You might need it for s rsiny day or if you really want something later this year.

What's your plan this year?

>>26357081
What was your dream? Ijhhgfvbbjjjuufddsszs

>5am wake up
>5am to 8am: skype call with girl A
>Shower
>Send "Good morning sweetheart :)" text to girl B
>Go to work for 10am
>Take hour long lunch at 11.45
>Quit work at 2pm
>Nap 30m
>Chat with girl B more, invite her over
>Eat charcuterie and fresh bread that girl B brought over
>Bang girl B, shower together, get blowjob in shower
>Send girl B home, tell her got lots of work to do
>Chat with girl A while laying in bed eating ice cream watching TV
>Make her send me nudes
>Tell her she's perfect and I'm jerking off
>Just do it to make sure she'll do what I say
>Girl C is home from work
>Chat with her, skype, jerk off to her putting a plug in her ass, come for her, make her call me Daddy and put the plug in her mouth
>Say goodnight to girls A, B and C
>Fall asleep in my giant bed

Idk being a robot is pretty great, I don't know what all you guys are complaining about.

>wake up
>browse 4chan
>have a smoke
>play American truck sim
>watch a movie
>eat dinner
>watch anime
>realize I probably have a busted HD
>get upset at myself for not backing up my large collection of porn on that HD
>distract myself from anger by doing this

>>26357186
lt was this.. >>26352414

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>>26356663
>install Arch linux on a virtualware
>browse /x/ all night for spooky shit
>slept at 7h00 am
>woke up
>Listen to music
>played some Doom and Dos games.
>made some curry for diner
>went to the corner store
>back in
>digging some ghost hunting video for spook.
>browse /r9k/
I live by myself barely socializing. I don't do much really these days.

>>26356663

>woke up at 7:30
>ate
>did cardio
>read a Gogol short story
>tried to cash checks, bank closed due to power outage
>tried to get gas, gas station shut off after 1 gallon due to power outage
>came home and dicked around until 3 when I went in to my min wagecuck job
>got off an hour ago
>go to bed now

You know, being a wagie isn't so bad; it takes your mind out of itself and interacting with people isn't half as hard as it was

>>26357247
which DOS games, anon?

>>26357200
Ugh, I only got dubs and not trips, too. What shitty luck I've been having!

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>went to bed at 2:30 am
>woke up at 8:20 am
>got dressed
>went to class
>had breakfast
>watched a couple episodes of Eva
>went to other class
>had small lunch
>watched some more Eva
>post on /r9k/ (concurrent with Eva watching)
>eat supper
>more Eva and /r9k/ posting
>post in this thread

>>26357265
Pretty much entry level stuff like Dune II - Battle of Arakis, Wolfenstein 3D, Duke Nukem and Commander Keen.

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>read manga
>downloaded and sorted music
>4chan
>went to sleep
>woke up and did the same shit
>tfw didn't get to fap today

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>>26357137
cannot post with image.

>>26357478
without*

if i had a dollar for every typo.

>>26356663
>Woke up
>Ate pancakes
>Stole bottle of airduster
>Inhaled
>Passed out
>Woke up at 2 p.m.
>Took care of dishes
>Did more duster
>Passed out again
>Woke up at 6 p.m.
>Took medication
>Skipped dinner
>Installed a new OS
>Been updating it and getting my drivers set up
>Shit posting here

>tfw have nothing to get high on now
I'd love to have some weed or coke right now.

>>26356663
>woke up
>played wow a bit
>fapped to yuri femdom/amaburi doujins while drinking hot chocolate

>>26357266
>Gets dubs twice in a row.

>>26357354
is it your first time watching eva?

>>26356663
>woke up at 2pm
>made sandwich and tea
>played town of salem
>had a shitty burrito
>played town of salem
>want to die
>it's 4am and time to repeat

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>>26357652
No. First time was in January. This is probably my fourth time. I love it way too much.

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>>26357695
did it fuck your shit up the first time you watched it?
made me depressed as shit

>>26357552
taking drugs is normie af
if you can even make a connection to anyone enough to go outside and make a transaction with a dangerous drug dealer without being scared to do so, then you are a failed normie and do not belong

>wake up 7 am
>skip class till 12 pm
>3 hours exam
>4 hours laboratory
Now im tired af and smell like fucking plastic or something

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>>26357762
Yeah. Shinji's personality reminded me way too much of myself, and it made me think I was more pathetic, because I haven't gone through nearly the shit Shinji had. Also the realization that there is no happy ending in reality.

>woke up
>browsed the chans
>played Resident Evil 0
>fap
>browsed chans again
>played Persona 3
>watched anime
>nap
>browse chans
>went on a walk to the middle of a dark dirt field and cried for a bit
>back at home currently browsing chans

and so on

>broke up with bf
>fucked his best friend
>got some mcdonalds

>watched dexter
>YouTube
>talked to a couple people for like 5 minutes
Now I will cry myself to sleep

Anyone of you have linked certain things to each other?

For example whenever I order at that Greek place I watch an ep of Fargo while eating

Or when I order from the wrap place I always watch French movies, last time it was T'schis

When I order pizza I will exclusively watch avgn/cinemassacre stuff

Comfy af

Well, it was midnight 24 hours ago, so;
>read 4chan and drank iced tea for 6 hours
>went to bed and jerked off to lolicon before falling asleep
>woke up at 2pm, took a shower, started laundry, and played Fire Emblem until it finished
>made a frozen pizza for dinner
>ate a whole frozen pizza
>jerked off to an old h-manga I liked
>took an hour-long nap
>watched a few episodes of Trailer Park Boys
>ran to the store for more iced tea
>sat on 4chan even more
I just can't bring myself to do much anymore.

>>26356663
>played vidya
>watched netflix
>masturbated 4 times

>woke up
>didn't go to close because I, once again, failed to finish my homework
>had a snack
>went for a run
>came back home
>browsed the internet
>ate again
>continued to browse the internet
>contemplated homework
>pulled it out
>didn't do it
>instead, browse the internet
>took dogs for walk
>ate again
>browse internet
>stressing over homework
>about to go to bed

I'm my own worst enemy.

>wake up
>don't go to class
>play vidya for several hours
>get food
>play more vidya
>do hw
>vidya
>still online as we speak

>Sunday
>wake up at 7, go to part time job
>finish work, go home
>eat, take 2 hour nap
>wake up, browse 4chan
>study for classes for a few hours (uni)
>take another nap
>wake up, study for classes
>friend calls me to go to chipotle
>picks me up, we eat
>drops me off home
>play PS4
>go to bed
>Today
>wake up
>go to classes
>go home, eat, nap
>woke up, went to the gym
>after the gym got Chinese food
>drove home
>study for classes, occasionally browse 4chan
And now I'm just browsing 4chan, probably gonna sleep soon.

>be me
>be cyborg with meh looks, 6'1", mild anxiety and depression
>be going to class
>see qt on the tram ride to class
>she is a 10/10 imo but prolly like a 6/10 for normies
>pale chubby goth, massive tits, dressed in all black with dyed black hair
>literally perfect
>i made a promise to my friend to kill me if i didnt talk to at least two girls by wednesday
>tfw no gf, i decided i need to not be a KV and find a girl now
>i am determined
>i pussy out and dont approach the qt
>i just walked to class instead
>do college stuff for rest of day
>last class
>geology

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>>26357040
>watched legend of galactic heros with gf
comfy

>>26358820
>geology is my major
>i fucking love geology
>no seriously it is like the only thing i am meant for because i was too stupid to be an engineer
>be waiting outside geology class
>see a qt
>recognize her from a few weeks ago when i failed to approach her too
>hope that i can sit near her
>i am a moron and am literally the first person to walk into the giant lecture hall and sit down
>she sits in my row a few seats away
>fuck it
>i start a bullshit conversation with her

>got off work at midnight
>took a nap
>watched tales from the crypt
>went back into work at 7:15 am
>got off at 11:30
>got a burrito and smashed
>took a nap
>went back to work at 5 pm
>got off at 9:30
>talked to my roommate and watched some tv together
>browsed /r9k/
what an exciting life. good news is i'm off all day tomorrow and seeing my friends' band play tomorrow night.

>>26356663
8:30am: got up late,skipped breakfast and hauled ass to get to work by 9:30
9:25am: got to work
9:30am: morning meeting
9:45am: existential dread
9:50am: distracted self from deadend job by prepping for interview
10:20-12:00: breezed through the basic webdev work i do.
12:00-12:30:skipped lunch,bombed job interview
12:30-1730: daydreamed about jumping out of window while working.

>>26358927
>>repeat 5 days a week for 40 years.

>>26358897
>start talking to her because i missed the last class
>she did too
>but we kept talking and eventually we got onto tv shows
>we have seen different shows but she has above average taste and isnt a wishy washy stacie who has no personality or opinions
>we warm up to eachother and talk a little about ourselves too
>she is really cool and cute
>she is like 5'9" and thick
>literally perfect
>after class we keep talking and she seems really interested
>we head our separate ways but say "see you on wednesday" (next class is then)
>i feel redeemed
>still need to meet girl-talking quota or i get killed though

hmmm i just soked some bowels420 and before that i was sleeping until 10pm. after i woke up at 2pm in my chair from passing out at like 4am and wen to bed. i dont know how i slept so much. all the beer and drugs pronably. bee four that it was a lot of videogame count strike for 20 hours

fuck im a absolute madman anyone want to play csgo wit me rite now abd do the best?

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>woke up today
>it's my birthday
>go to my shitty dead end job
>looking forward to spending some time with girl I met after work
>she cancels on me
>coworker calls in sick
>boss makes me pull double shift
>fuck
>just got out of work an hour ago
>currently drowning my sorrows in vodka

Hold me anons