Ughhh I just started my period. What would you guys recommend

Don't curl up into a ball. Stretch those cramperinos out girly.

>>26356425
put a pinecone up your cunt

vaginal massage is a well known remedy

Warm bath

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>>26356425
menopause

bullet through your brainstem

You can talk to me on steam, qt

>>26356488
Kek. Dubs never lie.

>>26356425
take a bunch of pain meds if you have any

even advil works. the cramps were so bad for me that I took a handful of advil, like 15, then the cramps went away. I wouldn't do that again but take a lot.

your mom's/aunts prescription pain pills work the best tho

le zex

a high dose of cannabinoids
it worked for Queen Victoria

It never fucking fails

>>26356425
some of chad's cock chowder you gross roastie

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>>26356425
Salty lemon-juice & battery acid douche should do the trick.

works for me fampai

>>26356425
I would highly recommened you post pictures for informational reasons

>>26356425
>period pains meme

Doesn't remotely hurt as bad as girls make it out to be.

Chronic kidney stoner here, I win

go suck some dick rostie whore

/r9k/ literally always fall for this bait. Just because one time a girl really did post it doesn't mean it's always a girl doing it.

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>>26356566
I got those to. Pretty big all the way back since I was 13. I would get them every 8-9 months.

Turns out I was drinking way too much milk. I've always been a tall glass a milk guy since I was a kid. I loved it more than soda. Whenever we went to restaurants I always asked what milk they had. Chocolate milk was a delicacy to me. I rarely drank it because I didn't want to get accustomed to it more than regular milk. Whole milk is my favorite by far skim milk is dead to me. I actually like Almond and Soy Milk too. So I was drinking way too much milk and it kept hurting to pee. I figured out it was the milk when I was ~16. But not couldn't stop. My parental units didn't help either. They both kep drinking milk and if it was around then I wanted it. Milk.

So the milk was causing them for me because I drank too much and calcium built up. My parental units were body builder/models and I was a chubby cheeky asthmatic who needed his inhaler during long walks. But here in lies the problem. They worked out and ate large caloric meals. I didn't move from my room most days and ate the same meals and drank the same Milk.

I'm fat now and still have Kidney stones. But now I'm an adult. So I go to my doc and he gives me high grade pk's. Then I pass out or feel unhinged all day while drinking fuckloads of water. Then the next morning I wake up, pass the stone, and pour myself the tallest glass of Milk I have.

>>26357227
I pretty much became addicted to oxycontin because of it.

Robots will never know true pain until they get a kidney stone

>>26357227
Fuck man... ive started the Gallon Of Milk A Day thing to bulk up a bit... am i fucked if i keep it up?

sit on my face and leak period blood juices down my mouth please