Anyone else on /r9k/ have shit roommates? My soon to be former

>>26354409
Tell the dude she's a cheating whore already. Better yet film it and shame her online!

>>26354452
>Better yet film it and shame her online!
Illegal. No thanks.

The first suggestion is a good one, and one I've considered, but forgotten about.

>>26354488
just post nuuds here u can blurr face anun kun

>>26354409
>>26354409
>my partner offered to install them
>>my partner

lel fag detected

>>26354409
No.

I interact with them as little as humanly possible.

I keep all my things in my own room, which has a lock only I can open.

I don't use their things. Even toilet paper and hand soap, I bring my own to the bathroom and take it back afterwards.

My roommate shits on the toilet seat then tries to turn it around on me for not being constructive with my criticism when I approach him.
I wonder how people's parents can fail them so hard sometimes.

>>26354848
>roommate shits on the toilet seat
>tries to turn it around on me

Kill him desu

>fat fuck
>hates every skinny white girl in our major
>unless they have some disability (deaf or hard of hearing
>does dishes once a week so the sink is always full of her shit
>left her boyfriend, got a new one instantly
>he left her in like a week
>went crying back to her old boyfriend
>he's also one of my roomates
>he said no
>had to hear her crying for the next 5 nights

It's terrible living with her but that shit is hilarious

>>26354409
better response

"Apologies accepted."

>>26354488
just be discreet and you'll be fine. make sure any of her family/friends you can get contact info for see it too
>>26355323
there are few better feels in the world than seeing a dumb whore get her comeuppance