>try dating a "nice guy", robot-tier dude >things

>>26353945
Is he really robot-tier when he's able to cheat? Because, Jesus Christ, that's two more women than most of us here have ever gotten.

>>26354031
>two more women
>implying

I'm gay, anon.

He was flat out robot tier. Jacked off to hentai, online at almost all times, acne, tall but awkward tall, community college dropout NEET

>>26354031
When roasties say robot-teir they mean a chad with glasses.

>>26354088

>I'm gay

Pls be my bf

>>26353945
look at that nep nep

>>26354088
>I'm gay
well there's your problem, most gay guys are total degenerates t b h. there are some exceptions to that rule, but not many

>>26354088
well theres your problem all faggots are degenerates and its super easy for gays to find other queers to do gay stuff with online.

>>26354088
That's just faggots in general. Gays are just perverts and there is literally not one who will want a monogamous relationship

>>26354150
Are you a manwhore?
Do you get bored after a few months?
Do you have decent taste in animus?

I dont really want a bf right now as this left me pretty fucked up
Maybe in a few months.
>>26354181
This was my first time having a boyfriend
I didn't want to believe that meme
f u c k
m y
s h i t
u p
f a m

>>26353945
I HATE ALL THE THREADS TONIGHT THEY ARE ALL TRIGGERING ME WHY ARE MEN SO EVIL HOLD ME SISTER

>>26354088
Gay men are notorious for being cheaters, this is pretty common knowledge.

>>26354352
>. Gays are just perverts
Maybe this is why my relationship failed. I have /zero/ sex drive. I havent felt an urge to masturbate in at least a year

>there is literally not one who will want a monogamous relationship

Oh, so it wouldn't have mattered anyway.
>;_;

Was he cheating on you with other dudes or girls?

Which would hurt more?

>>26354088
>im gay anon
theres your problem. degenerate dating a degenerate

>>26353945
having conversations on skype is cheating?

I really have no idea about relationships.

>>26354393
I thought he was different
I thought we had something special
I mean, fucks sake, we'd spend almost 10 hours a day together in a skype call and do /everything/ together, watch anime, play games.
I even read him to sleep, and he liked it

I dont know what went wrong

Is there no exception to this rule? ;_;


>>26354435
Other girls
I assume it would've hurt more with other men, but god this makes me hate myself.

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>>26353945
wow, that is unfortunate. truly a shame that some people have to experience such unfortunate things. you have my condolences

>>26354447
>sex conversations
>lewd roleplay
>nudes sent

>>26354453
for some reason my heart just broke reading that it was with other girls rather than other men. that's disgusting anon. at least you weren't too invested.

how did you get into his skype account?

>>26353945
>has a gf and is cheating at the same time
>is social in fucking Skype

that is not a robot you dated an extroverted super chad. only chads use skype and like to socialize on that piece of shit botnet program.

are you going to forgive him? don't forgive him.

>>26354474
Is that cheating? I thought cheating was having sex with other people, or is the implication that he is also having sex with these people?

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I know the feel anon almost exactly. He pretty much said he doesn't love me anymore but still won't break up with me and I love him to much to let him go.

>>26354357

>Maybe in a few months.

Darn

>>26354408
>zero sex drive
don't even bother with romantic relationships then, few people want to stay with a partner who doesn't want to fuck them. just get some good friends or a cat or something

>>26354357
Not him but
>I don't know :(
I don't know ;_;
I don't know :(
Please help me find out anon:(

>>26354527
Anything sexual or romantic while in a monogamous relationship is cheating, anon.

>>26354613
Okay, sending dick pics is cheating. Is it cheating if you hang out with a girl friend that likes you romantically but you don't like them back? What if it's a gay guy that likes you but you are not gay but you know he likes you.

>>26354498
I guessed his password (harder than i expected, but i got in)

>>26354504
We've been over this
has a >bf


>>26354522
He didn't give me a chance, he just shut me off without contact after i tried to confront him, i'm blocked from everything, and he's ignoring my texts

>>26354527
any form of adultery, sexual contact, or romance with someone else is cheating


>>26354533
At least you still have him, anon
You can still change his mind.

>>26354539
>>26354597
Im sorry, i just can't think of anything else right now, and even if i wanted to find a new relationship, it'd be unfair to anyone i'm with if i'm still hung up over someone else.

>>26354613
This

>>26354088
>I'm gay, anon.

that is a whole different story then because the gay community is promiscuous as fuck. i feel bad for you because you are going to have a hard time finding a monogamous boyfreind robot or not.

>>26354649
Depends on the context. As long as the conversation remains platonic i imagine it wouldn't be cheating.

Though i'd be very upset.

men who cheat produce the most desirable children. just have him knock you up then dump him and keep dating guys until you find a proper nester to raise the kid.

>>26354657
Where do i find them
Where do i find one with robot-tier hobbies that i can get along with?

>>26353945
>he's cheating on me
Yeah he's not a robot. Get out already my gosh. Why do you normies keep flocking here? You found a Chad cyborg who you dated because he had a Chad face. You women can never settle for an average guy, it always has to be a Chad who can pull of multiple women.

>>26354653
>I guessed his password (harder than i expected, but i got in)

What was it? How? I've never actually snooped on my partners and don't want to, when I found out I was cheated on it was on accident. What made you want to get into his account?

By the way, don't get back together with him. Just don't! Don't do it. I wish I took your advice (it was my first relationship too) just don't do it!!!! He sees you as nothing more than an emotional tampon :(

>>26354676
How the fuck do I have children, anon?

>>26354653
At least tell me how it feels like :( I'm too much of a chicken to try it on myself ;_; I need a list partner who doesn't know the meaning of no :(

>>26354708
it was a faggot, you absolutely retarded cunt. next time read the thread before spewing your aged out redpill garbage

>>26354676
>men who cheat produce the most desirable children
>source: my ass

>>26354713
>what was it
GaeBolg95

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>implying this isn't bait

Well OP I've never met a fembot I could do those things with and have sex with so I dunno man. Not sure what to tell you.

I can't be myself around anyone, being an autist with bipolar disorder means having a whirring mind at almost all times and trying to find distractions during the down times. People find me way too annoying. There is only ONE girl who has talked back to me over the years and even then I know she probably does it out of pity.

A cute thing is in the event of an untimely death, I will dedicate the rest of my mathematical career and physics studies to time travel. I keep her coat if she dies, and if I save her I keep her coat but the condition is I have to wear Black Vans, her favorite shoes.

But I don't think she's romantically interested, I can't read her but thats what I like about her.

>>26354675
What if the conversation is all straight laced but the jokes and eyeing start getting suggestive?

I personally believe it's okay to eye strangers sexually but not friends who feel romantically toward you. I also do not believe friendships exist between people of the opposite sex that are not sexual until at least after one of them hit menopause, or are inexcusably ugly.

>>26354716
Ask someone who has had children before anything from me would just be conjecture.

>>26354735
They wouldn't exist otherwise...

>>26354729
>implying op wrote he was gay
go away, why are you even on here? You're triggered female.

>>26354748
How did you even think to guess that?

I guess my bf's would be something like
>i_am_a_huge_qt_plz_rape_my_face93

brb going to go try that

>>26354088
Sounds like a failed normie and not a robot. A robot would have been so lonely they worshipped you, maybe even have gotten too clingy and jealous for you to handle

>>26354691
>where do I find robots
Maybe literally the one place that term exists
Or just browse okc hard

>>26354822
>his favorite anime character's weapon
>his birthyear

I got it on the 50th-ish try

>>26354776
I am gay, though
I am a male
With a penis
That desires other men

>>26354830
That's me
I want a bf like that
Where would I find one?

>>26354878
>tried 50 times

What made you wanna get into his skype account? What possessed you to do that?

>>26354890
I got suspicious of his cheating when i found a couple of his online id's on /soc/ threads

>>26354909
were they recent posts?

also
>/soc/ trash

Undateable, desu.

>>26354878
Tell me op please :( I tried it up until I feel like something is supposed to go in but I always chicke. Out

>>26354878
There are so many desperately lonely gaybots here. Many robots argue you aren't even a true robot until your sexuality has degraded into I just need somebody anybody pls respond'

>>26354930

>Implying I am prison gay

I like manly men, anon. Traps aren't for me

>>26354930
Anybody pls respond ;_;
>>26354917

>>26354914
>were they recent posts
You do know how 4chan works right?
Also, yeah undateable soc trash.. Although I've posted there as a "lonely neet robot looking for others" because every thread here where you can potentially meet somebody immediately gets deleted

>>26354930
Traps and feminine boys are okay
I am at the point i just want anyone as long as they aren't boring.

>>26354914
Things were over less than 48 hours after i found his /soc/ posts, to be fair

>>26354917
I don't know what taking a dick feels like, anon.
Even if i had sex drive, i'd be the top.

>>26354992
Yeah, do you? They could've been archived posts from before they started dating, which would be a redflag but not anything to worry that hard about.

Faggots aren't even entitled to a real relationship. Being "gay" is nothing more than a perversion born from lust and desperation. How can you not realize this? Being gay automatically makes you a degenerate pervert and you get all the tags that go along with it.

>>26355007
It always looks so great in porn tho :(
I need to know ;_;

>>26354088
>tall but awkward tall
Top top kek
>H-He was Chad but awkward and nerdy...

>>26354964
Alright I'll respond

35% Chad looking
35% qtboi looking
30% receding hairline jew looking
Bibot looking for

Ro/fembot who doesn't care about society or social ideals and wants to run away and travel and study science and philosophy

>>26355112
>30% receding hairline jew looking
that's disgusting

>>26354439
>tripfag on 4chan on one of the most pathetic boards
I seriously hope you don't think you're above degenerate.

>>26355141
>tfw mildly receding hairline at 22
>tfw jewnose
Could be worse. I'm still above average at least so I guess I shouldn't complain

>>26354964
OP here
>NEET
>Ugly as sin
>willing to devote myself to you
>Willing to literally call on skype 24 hours a day all the time
>Willing to give you all my logins so you can be sure i cheat


Im leaving this thread because im tired
Anyone can add me, im really happy you all let me vent my problems

skype - wormslutmatou

>>26355178
>so you can be sure i cheat

I'm not into that polyamory stuff

>>26355177
If you think having a receding hairline at 22 is somehow above average you are seriously deluding yourself.

>>26355200
sure i *don't cheat
sorry for the typo

>>26355214

I thought you said you didn't want a relationship, fammo

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>>26354088
Homosexuals can't be monogamous you fucking moron.

>>26355213
My hairline is below average for my age but still not visibly receding, nose uglier than average
8/10 bone structure and take care of myself. Like i said could be worse

Stop trying to convince me I'm ugly based on one part of my short description anon pls

>>26355266
30% of this guy was described as being a receding hairline jew

that is nearly an entire third of his looks being defined by balding and jewishness, then you chime in and say that you are also balding and jewy but also attractive

and now you declare that you are above average in looks due to your '8/10 bone structure' and 'taking care of yourself', immediately after saying your hairline and nose are below average

do you have any idea how far below average balding is at 22 years old? do you have any idea how few jews exist in the world? and you think a self-diagnosed 8/10 bone structure balances this out to be above average?


I'm not trying to upset you, I'm trying to reveal your delusion.

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>>26355463
Pls anon no more just tell me I'm cute

>>26355835
I'd hug you:3

>>26355835
You are handsome but too manly for me, I'm not necessarily into twinks but I don't like the other extreme either

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>>26353945
news flash slut. You're the practice GF. This ugo actually believe she deserved him lmao

>>26354393
There's no hope in this area.

>>26356354

It's a result of the Coolidge effect + Gay fixation on youth. I also have a hunch that Gays are slightly mentally ill, which strains relationships.

>tfw I am gay and I know all of this

>>26356391
So the permavirgin gay thing isn't a myth when you're monogamous.

>tfw no one near Maryland or willing to move will email [email protected]

>>26356431

I'm not sure, I think some gays can be monogamous. They're just very rare

>>26356297
Yeah to be honest I'm too manly for myself. Gonna shave my head soon too so gonna be even more manly. Eh

Who's ever actually happy with the way they look anyways

>>26354031
I was a loveless virgin until the week a girl started hanging out with me. She wasn't my girlfriend, I just saw her drawing Inuyasha in class once and we talked about animu occasionally for a week or two. She broke up with a guy not that long beforehand, so rumour spread that we were dating.

In the week between the rumour starting and her hearing about it and clearing things up, I got the opportunity to "cheat" on her like 4 times. Got laid for the first time, managed to talk to another girl like a normal person too. Should have just fucked everyone desu and made the most of it but I really did feel like I might hurt her or something.

Basically, a fake relationship will give you the ability to get real relationships. Maybe robots and lesbots should team up to false-cuck each other and fuck bitches.

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People are generally abhorrent, untrustworthy pieces of shit regardless of gender.

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What is this, a fucking hookup thread now??

If you weren't robots I'd tell you all to have some fucking standards.

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>>26357665
Hookup threads are ok
They would be better if anyone ever responded to me

>>26357955
>generic gaybot response

>>26357665

The loneliness is too harsh on my psyche.