HIGH EST

>>26353574
finally a thread for high est alpha bitches

fuck you low est betas

Finally some realtalk up in this

Do girls really like this?

>>26353857
Penis? Yes.

>>26354063
That size/veiny

>>26353574
What the fuck
I'm so lost
?
What?

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>>26353574
ROASTIES GET OUT!
GO TO TUMBLR OF SOMETHING YOU PIECES OF SHIT
REEEEEEEE

>>26354095
Yeah, big dicks > small. Aesthetic is up to preference

>>26354167
Are you speaking as a guy or girl

Is it hot to the point of arousal or just abit preferable?

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WIDE LOAD COMIN' THRU

Is this what estrogen does? What? Is this a meme?
how autisitc am i being

>>26354185
deformed af

>>26354206
Whatever
You'd still swallow it with your butthole

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>>26354195
MAKES YOU PUSSY HUGE

>>26353574
>tfw high estrogen
>all i want is a cute femboy who is taking HRT
>R9K full of testosterone filled virgins
>why live.

>>26354244
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IS IT A MEME WHAT IS HIGH ESTROGEN REEEEEE HELP

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>>26353857
IT'S NOT JUST FOR STACY ANYMORE

>>26353857
no it looks gross you stupid virgin

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>>26354258
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE STARS ALIGN AND CREATE A VERNOL EQUINAX TO SEE THE BIG DIPPER

>>26354244
The best experience in the world.

You can't have it.

Just fucking kill me senpai.

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>>26354365
da fuc are you doing you creepy bastard

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>>26353574
>mfw dat pic

yup I'm definitely lesbian

>>26353574
best thread I've seen in a while, nice job anon

lol If I could wish for any modification on my body, screw my height, I would wish a 10x7 dick, and I ain't even small (7x5.5)

>>26354851
you can't even fuck most girls properly with that size, and lots of guys with huge dicks can't even get off half the time. 7 inches is fucking perfect size you mong

sex is more about the physical attraction, stimulation, knowing what you're doing.

>>26354918
lol but can you imagine having a 7 inches THICK dong???

>>26353574
>irl
>sluts don't give a fuck about dicksize
>insecure sluts fuck some random every other weekend to elevate their self-esteem
>sluts are very suspicious of any well-rounded, proportionate man, which they should be because no chad with a brain is going to stay with a stupid slut no matter how hot she is
>sluts turn 30-40 and starts trying to trap any type of average or above man into relationships
>sluts live the rest of their lives with the bottom of the barrel betas with no integrity in their 30-40s or they die alone and poor.

reality.

women have all the power when it come to cultural sexual disenfranchisement and feminism is the catalyst of sexual disenfranchisement for both sexes. it emasculates men and infantilizes women.

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EVEN SISTAS NEED IT

>>26354968
How would I go from 5 to 7.

>>26354999
checked. Why do you have to ruin my optimism man

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THAT FEEL WHEN YOU WILL NEVER DIRECT TRAFFIC WITH THIS THING

>>26355006
The only safe penis enlargement is kegels
jelqing will break your cock

>>26355038
What the fuck is jelqing and how do i kegel

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>>26355038
I have to vouch for this, jelqing gave me these strange permanent bruises

My dick is not pretty to look at and I'm kind of glad there won't be a lot of females seeing it

>>26354258
>>all i want is a cute femboy who is taking HRT
There are always threads of people looking for people like you
Gentle femdom threads

>>26355038

Kegels don't make your dick bigger, they help you last longer in bed by strengthening your pelvic floor so you don't blow a load in the first four pumps.

>>26355027
women without money only care about money and presentation. women with money only care about presentation and maybe dick size or some other physical/aesthetic preference but to an extreme frivolity unimaginable by a male in a similar circumstance.

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there's only gay dudes in this thread
I'm onto you

>>26355078
google you lazy fuck
>>26355106
they increase the circulation on your dick pal

7x5.5 inches checking in, damn, I wish I had a monster dick. I don't even care if sex would be very difficult; I'm probably not gonna have sex any time soon anyhow, if ever. I just want a fucking goliath cock. Must feel so good wielding a 10 inch long 7 inch around fucking baton.

>>26355165
pls just give me pics or something

>>26355260
dude simply search how to kegel and click the wikihow link
>>26355234
same here I am:
>>26354851

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Let's be real, the only good type of dick is an uncut one.
>smooth glans
>uniform color

Sahara dry scarred "men" pls go

>>26354968
Yep this. Would love to have a huge dick just for the fact girls would go crazy over it

Am I low est if I prefer submissive femboys to dominate

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>>26355234
QUAID
SAVE THE GIRL

>>26355288
uncut here, dick foam is kinda annoying tho
but fapping without lube is worth it

>>26353574
tfw 6 x 5.5

JUST TWO MORE INCHES DAMMIT, IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR?

>>26355284
should I bother with kegel

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>>26355288
Dumping moar
>>26355293
tons of men like DFCs, no women like ugly deformed cutlets

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>tfw no monster cock to cover up my crippling lack of confidence
I mean, my dick is 6.9x5.7 right now, and I just fucking want a huge dick
God, all my confidence issues would be gone
I don't care how many people tell me my dick is fine, it still looks small too me and I want nothing more than a huge monster dong
I mean, what guy wouldn't?

>>26355312
>>26355234
you guys realize how fucking huge 10 inches is, right? That's almost terrifyingly big. Wouldn't even want that. Anything over 6 inches impresses me

I'm not a size queen tb h and the biggest I'd go is 8 inches, anything over that is just absurd to me

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>>26355328
GENE THERAPY IS ON ITS WAY BOYS

FOR THE LOW PRICE OF THREE-HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS

>>26355355
8 with adequate girth would be perf

>>26355355
bragging rights my friend
It's like having something you can't use but you can never be mocked for it and when it came down to showing off, you would slay it

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cutlets on suicide watch

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>>26355355
THIS IS OVER 10 INCHES

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>tfw uncut bf can't pull his foreskin all the way back when hard

>>26355368
7 inches thick would be awesome

>>26355420
roasties complain about the smallest things dont they.

>>26353574
I would pay to suck that cock. It's beautiful. I'm so horny...

>>26355036
>that feel when you literally rip open every girl you touch

Unless you want to fight with that thing, Forget the jealousy.

>>26355420
tell him to get some steroid cream, and stretch it out in the shower. NEVER let the jews cut it off, they will try everything to get him circumcised

>>26355036
Is there a video of this anywhere? I could easily schlick to this.

>>26355345
Even if you had the biggest cheeze pizza, it would Still look small to you.

who /extremeshower/ here?
my dick is literally 6 inches flaccid but only 7.5 inches erect
pretty disappointing
most women expect me to sport a 9 incher+

>>26355355
Yeah, I'm pretty well-informed on penises (no homo) and I realize 10 inches is huge. That's the point. In the end, if a guy with a tiny dick gets turned down, he wants to an hero. If a guy with a fucking cannon in his pants get turned away, it's such a fucking ego boost that it's not even a negative event, overall.

I'm okay with having a penis that's a good size for sex, but having a monster penis just makes you so superior. In locker rooms everyone would bow to your giant cock; I'm not even gay, but just knowing you're so alpha would be an ego boost.

>>26355553
>when you realize he's a ginger

Could you, really?

>>26355599
Fuck, I meant >>26355532

>>26355617
Yes damn it, do you have a video?

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>tfw 7.8in but cut
I love my size, but I want my foreskin back. ;-;

>>26354244
>hemorrhoids
Gross

>>26354244
holy fuck that must be the best feeling in this fucking world

>>26355420
I've got that. Made some progress with stretching but still can't get it all the way back. Virgin though so doesn't matter, yet.
>>26355515
Will doctors readily prescribe it? No fucking way am I getting cut.

>>26355853
just fucking stretch it
one way or the other, you gotta be able to expose the dick head completely, or it starts getting very unhealthy when you're older

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MEATBATS

>>26355905
I am stretching. I'm sure I could eventually get it sorted that way but I want it fixed sooner rather than later, like you said to make sure it's healthy. Anyway I'm seeing a doctor next week so they'll tell me what's up. If I don't get the cream I'll stretch like a madman.

>>26355581
I'm actually gay and this is just a bizarre level of cock obsession. Confidence doesn't come from cock size.

Some get their confidence from experience, or skill, or drugs, or whatever. But big-dicked dudes usually aren't conscious of their dicks when they talk to guys or girls they want to fuck. They're thinking entirely about the person they want to have sex with. If you think about yourself when you want to bang, you're going to end up fucking your hand at the end of the night.

>>26356682
If you have a big dick and you're not more confident then you're retarded. At least it would eliminate the number of barriers for getting rejected, the last one is usually when the girl tells you she only likes big dicks. It's happened to me plenty of times, I apologize and tell her sorry but I have to go and thank her for her time.

>>26356003

Is that faggot wearing crotchless leather pants

>>26354365
HUH?!

Nothing finer than doing the 69er with Scott Steiner.