>you will never have a friend that you can watch anime with

Just go to a convention.

>>26347336
But they're too autistic for me. I'm looking for someone that likes anime, not someone who LOVES anime.

>tfw don't fit in with normies
>tfw don't fit in with the weebs in the anime club or the videogame club

>>26347376

There are a lot of people like you at conventions. Just don't talk to the people in full cosplay.

Does it have to be in person?

If you don't have absolutely awful taste I wouldn't mind watching stuff with you while in a call and syncing our MPCs up or something.

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>no friend to play anime weeb fighting games in an offline setting
>and then makeout and fuck him while he's in a maid outfit

I'm only kidding about the second thing....unless I think he's cute.

>>26347376
anyone at a convention is a fucking weirdo don't listen to >>26347520
move to dallas we can be friends anon

>>26349041

>anyone at a convention is a fucking wierdo

Or they're just normal people who like anime.

>>26347321
All my homies watch anime desu senpai

>>26347321
> tfw I have one but he never leaves he's house and never want to come over

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>show my friend Akira
>"this sucks"
>mfw he didn't even like Pacific Rim because it's "too anime"

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I would watch anime with a robot

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Dude my best friend watched MonMusu with me.

I like watching anime alone

>tfw basically all your friends watch anime and only a couple of them would be considered losers or dweebs by society

To be honest, finding adults into glorious western cartoons is far more difficult than finding weebs.

>>26347321
most of my friends watch some anime

the problem is they all have shit taste and are intolerable viewing comrades

I do but he only cares about normie shit like Erased

>>26347321
whats a friend? are they like enemy's?

>>26347321
I have one, but he's a full blown weeb and I just watch anime occasionally, and he lives across town and we're both lazy as fuck and his family are a bunch of loud niggers

I have a very small group of friends and none of them share my taste in anything. It's frustrating.

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>>26347321
>you will never have a boyfriend who watches anime :(
>you will never force him to beg you to watch it with him :(
>you will never give in just because :(
>you will never tease him about every little thing :(
>you will never force him to do a cute anime girl voice :(
>you will never fuck him while he roleplays as his own waifu :(
Why live :(

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Would it be awkward to watch cute girls doing cute things with somebody ?

>>26350706
I'd watch slice-of-life with a girlfriend but probably not a male friend.

>>26350706
It wouldn't :( but it would probably make me super horny and it would be too akward and you would want me to leave ,:(

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>>26350734
Yeah it would be too uncomfortable to watch it with a male, I know one girl that might but she's fat.

>>26350739
Do you have a vagina and were you born with it ?

>>26350795
>do you have a vagina
I have something better :)

>tfw no druggy weeb friend to come over and convince me to smoke weed because I'm too afraid to do it and let's be honest you totally need to be high to find anime funny
>tfw weed won't make you confident enough to pull down his pants and give him a high blowjob

>>26350836
>I have something better :)
A super vagina?

>know a few people who also watch anime
>guy 1 and me our tastes completely so not overlap and as such we do not discuss anime
>guy 2 and me only share an interest in shoujo shows so we only talk about that, which is maybe a bit gay but I'm pretty sure he isn't gay
>the others are 100% normie tier and I hide my power level as much a possible around them

>>26350896
Seven vaginas
But actually I have a cure penis, its cute because it has foreskin you can play with ;)

>>26351023
Why the hell? Weebs were supposed to be gay :(

I want a cute boifriend already Im so fucking tired of being alone!

>>26347321
Chinese cartoons are for little kids, son.

>>26351561
Some of them are.

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I'd like a friend who will watch anime with me. Then, our time spent together will push us into a beautiful romance. We meet up and delicately explore each other's bodies before cuddling and falling asleep.

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>>26350706

I watched Upotte!! with my entire platoon, no fucks were given.

>>26351627
Can we stay under the covers the while time so mother doesn't suspect a thing (she is partially blind)

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I sometimes watch anime with a guy online, but he is 16. At first he only watched harems and ecchi, now he just watched melodramatic stuff like AnoHana, it is quite interesting how his taste develops. He is also now part of the sub and torrent elitism, which is pretty funny.

One time I met with a guy from /a/ and thought he could be an anime friend but it turned out he wasn't all that knowledgeable of anime and was more into /v/ shit and to make matters worse when I got home and stalked him I realized he was just a failed norm.

>>26347336
The only people that go to conventions are people that already have a ton of friends. They usually organize the trip as a group.

>>26351764

Ideally, yes

>>26347321
Well
I do have a gf
We watch anime together
What's unusual about that

>>26351023
I have a penis myself, I don't need another one.

>>26351854
>What's unusual about that
Having a gf on /r9k/.

>tfw I was in a class full of people who regularly talked about anime last year but could never bring myself to mention that I watch it too

>>26351856
But anon I have one and it's simly not enough, I have been dying to have another one to play with and I bet you are a little bit curious too, or at least you like the attention

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>>26351943
I'm a lolicon, sorry mate.

>>26351965
But I was under the impression that anime made you gay, haven't you considered being the girl sometimes?
Also you totally like the attention, I can tell

>>26351999
Excuse me, traps don't count as gay

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you will never have people who want to watch your slice of life shows together with you

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>>26351999
Yeah, attention from other girls.

>>26352024
I tried to watch K-On with a semi-normie friend when I was a teenager and it was terrible awkward

>>26352030
Good luck with that, I bet those girls will totally love your pimp ban and your sweet ass free candy. You will totally change your mind in jail

If you're interested, we got a small robot skype group going and we plan to watch anime together

>>26352067
I watched K-On with my sister and niece during vacation and they both liked it, we watched S2 and the movie together too

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>>26352079
The trap is getting made, just admit Yuri is the purest form of LOVE.

I'll make an instasynch room where we can watch anime.

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>>26352097
Sounds like a good idea, but I already have problems while talking with another person, I can't handle a group chat at all, still wish you guys fun.

>>26350361
>using shitty localized title
>calling someone else a normie

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>>26351791
>when I got home and stalked him I realized he was just a failed norm

the amount of narcissism in this wow

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>>26352067

So, would you watch SOL shows including cute girls with me, anon? I'm sure that I can stream them on some obsure site from my computer.

>>26352179
I'm not too keen on streaming, but if I've seen the show before I guess the quality isn't too important

>>26352123
I'm not a trab tho, I'm just gay