Happy Lunar New Year! Anyone here doing anything special

>>26346795

fuking SAVEEDDDDD.

REEEEEEEEEEEEE.

im gonna give my bestie a red envelope fulla cash later this week.

but no, i'm not doing anything tonight.

>>26346795

the green dress is much better because its shaped to your figure.

you should really start wearing more form fitting clothing, you have a very nice female figure.

i like the black dress too, but its much more loose on your body compared to the green dress.

you have ridiculously long legs and your hips start very high up above your waist.

so when you wear long and loose fitting tops or dresses, it hides the shape of your hips and makes it appear that your legs start much lower below your torso and makes your legs appear shorter than they really are.

the best combination would be the color of the dress on the right, but stitched in the form of the dress on the left.

>>26346818
>>26346857
>>26346898

all me btw but i know you already know this.

>>26346795
>tfwywnb a qt chinese gril who gets to dress up in tight dresses for lunar new year
why live?

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>>26346795
Cheongsam/qipao are very aesthetic. Never really paid attention to them until I saw In the Mood for Love

What is this thing of calling Chinese New Year "lunar" new year?

PC police?

>>26347075

they're the same. you can call it by either name and be correct, just mind your audience.

>>26347107
This.

As for me I had some dope Hunan and wuhanstyle meals for lunch and dinner. Love the laroe. Also fantasizing about all the Chinese chicks I met. God damn would smash some of them. Fit AF.

>>26347075
Chink here.
Nah its called lunar because the Chinese have this thing called a lunar calendar, which is why the new year is today and not jan1.

Only an autist would make a big deal out of what should be a good-willed greeting.

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>>26346795
>>26347062
how would an american male fug a chink?

>>26346958
Nigga you know op isn't the chick in the pic right?

>>26347234

but she's reading this thread for sure. and ya, i've explained to her in another thread how i know its her by her picture naming format.

it's her or one of her patreon fanboys.

>>26347227
Be white, be tall, don't be fat and go to China

>>26347290
Who is her? Who is this bitch?

so do we all agree? that the Sach has ridiculously (ridiculously good looking) long legs and she shouldn't hide her figure by wearing baggy clothing?

>>26347315

a really beautiful woman that cuts her hair into awful bangs when a long middle part would suit her face much better.

she likes to cosplay, shitpost on 4chan, and she gained a little bit of weight, her face used to be a lot sharper.

also, she probably can't find good clothing to fit her because most clothing is made for shorter women and fat people.

>>26347407
Ok. That's great but what's her name nignog.

>>26347449

i am not authorized to divulge personal information about other people sorry.

>>26347466
Then why mention a patreon if you don't give a reference you mongoloid?

>>26347528
Google sachie. Some guy makes a thread about her every other day for months now

Fire Monkey

It's gonna be a good year for Fire Tiger

>>26347528

why should i give you anything, you mongoloid?

>>26347559
Halfie. Patreon attention whore. Eyes shine like she's literally crazy. Yep.

Gas thread pls.

>>26347584

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii boo boo

>>26347567
Another anon did. If you're a fanboy lmao get kuked. If you're her Jesus could you TRY to look not crazy ? Stalker attn whore vibe mhm mhm

>>26347565
Haven't seen you in a while, Loserbernd. Still planning on killing yourself when your sister graduates?

>>26347619

how DARE you kuk me!? fucker you won't out donate me, come try.

i am her #1 donator bitch. back the fuck off!?

>>26347655
Tiptip nigga tiptip B)

>>26347675

fuck off i'm about to drop $400 on her patreon right now fuck off.

Still #1

>>26347691
Do it fagetino you won't even

>>26347705

i don't need you to tell me what to do faggottron. be youreself

>>26347734
Oh so you aren't her number 1 fan. Ok I'll just out donate you neet kuk

>>26347752

you're right, im just a big faggot that already has a irl patreon.

#won'tcheat

>as well as supporting my YouTube channel.

What the fuck do you need cash to support a YouTube for holy shit this dumb roastie.

>>26347842

just do it fagget, give her money. lots of money.

Since I don't live in Canada, no.

>>26347830
Lmao your shitposting is on point friend. Carry on

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>>26347641
Yes, I didn't dump that plan.
Have been in a psychiatry the last 5 weeks.

Getting regularly meals, some structure and gained 3kg weight, muscle mass from just activating my muscles doing sports regularly.

Now I am back....kinda miss it, especially the sports lesson. Hitting on the boxing bag was fun.

>mfw people give money to a random girl online and dont even get personalized nudes out of it.

>>26347892

just fucking do it fagget, give her your money. you'll feel better.

i gotta go to work.

>>26347842

-better software and recording equipment
-material for cosplay
-travel expenses

>>26347892
Even the personalized nudes aren't worth it. I don't get why camwhore patreons are unironically a thing. I smile everytime one of them quits cause bawwww my pixxxx get uploaded 4 free that's not fair :((((.

Welcome to the internet nigger.

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>>26347892

If you donated money by the end of January , you would have gotten nice Valentine Day's photos.

>>26347918
Travel to where??? Bitch isn't a god damn entertainment star she's an attention whore with a camera. Nigga pls

>>26347891
>Have been in a psychiatry the last 5 weeks.

Admitted yourself or did something happen?

>>26347953

*Polaroid photos

>>26346795
asian pussy was made for white cock

tbqh senpai

>>26347975
Admitted myself

Getting myself some standard check ups and some officialy diagnosis, and oh surprise, it's depression, chronic.

Getting the most potent anti depressant there is on the market now.
Hella expensive drug, but it is supposed to work on various levels.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vortioxetine

is it racist to text "Happy Lunar New Year" to all of your chinese friends?

>>26346795
>Anyone here doing anything special for Lunar New Year?
No, I'm not chinese

>>26347227

Hide your yellow fever level and just talk to them like anyone else ;)

-be healthy
-don't be too overweight
-don't be too muscular or skinny
-be confident
-be funny
-be smart
-be hardworking
-have dreams

>>26347892

you'd have to give me 10,000+ for nudes I wouldn't mind being spread all over the Internet

>>26351751

10 stacks for Sach nudes? maybe.

>>26346795
YEI MA FUCKE NUF R B!tC|-|

>>26351751
>>26352080

if i paid for those, i wouldn't share them because they're all mine mine mine and other dudes don't deserve to see.

Honestly if I'm going to do nudes, it's going to be artistic and not some mirror selfie. Nude art and not porn. It's something I've considered doing, but never had the courage to do because don't want anymore harassment. Highly produced nudes that can be considered fine art.

>>26347227

this >>26350574

also don't be a player and stay loyal, women love that shit.

it doesn't hurt to get them surprise gifts either, women love that shit.

>>26352195

yo Sach, i don't have 10stacks to spend on nudes.

ya tasteful nudes are fine, but sometimes they can be too corny like lying nude on a bed of red rose petals and black silk sheets.

though that could be good. if a guy wanted to pay for nudes, i think they would want it kind of "personalized" where it looks like you took it only for him and not for the sake of fine art.

but that's precisely what you don't want, because i basically just described a mirror selfie.

hmm...

>>26350574
>>26347227
>>26352217

and have a lot of money you're willing to let go of for expensive gifts on her.

i'm not saying she's a gold digger, but..

>>26352270

>send fancy nudes to a guy
>it gets posted on /r9k/ for 3 days straight

There's also context. If I sent nudes to a guy and it got leaked, people will think I'm a slut. If I just modeled for a photoshoot, people will just think I'm a model that's comfortable doing nude photos. I wouldn't show my vagina on camera though.

>>26346795
shit dude that looks like a girl I went to high school with

Sach i can donate to your Patreon.

>$50 Kamisama

Kamisama eh? i spend less than that on my gym membership...

and if my lady friend ever finds out she'll probably be won't like it. she wouldn't find out though.

>>26352337

ya that's a huge risk because the guy can change his mind on a whim and post it on 4chan.

but if i ever got nudes of my lady friend, i wouldn't share them ever to anyone - that is for my eyes only.

ya you don't wanna show vagina on camera, but if you showed a little bit of butt, half-butt, that would be hot.

i feel like i should donate because i beta orbit you hardcore on this website anyway, that shit ain't free lol. i know this now.

>>26352388

Would your girlfriend really be upset over a girl sending you signed pictures through the mail and making a personalized Thank You video for you?

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Tomorrow we gunna eat some hot pot.

Gonna buy 2 spiny lobster tails.

Glorious

>>26352503

ya you know she would be. not over the signed pictures and thank you video, but the fact that i gave money to another girl.

come on now.

we're friends. that's really the best term for us. sometimes she will give me a quick kiss on the lips, and call me "baby" but it's on the DL.

>>26346795
I going to china on wednesday, shame I missed the new year.

Sach, you picked a pretty difficult career path as a vlogger and cosplayer. i know cgl hates Jnig because she makes tons of cash.

maybe she got her cash income to be that high with just fans paying a patreon.. but that seems unlikely if u know what i mean.

you are fine, fine like sunshine.

i really do wanna throw cash your way because you're a lady.

>>26346795
not thinking about suicide

>>26352572

you're just supporting the arts . Nothing wrong with that. ;)

>>26352717

haha true. you are a work of art! so is she.

bada duum tcch!

i could probably donate $20 monthly, i spend that on a big lunch easy.

i'm not giving you my address though, you can keep your doodles :P

why can't i just donate without giving you my full name and stuff? ;_;

dude patreon kind of sucks. it has low traffic.

get with the times, Sach.

http://www.dailydot.com/esports/twitch-streaming-money-careers-destiny/

if you qualify to become a partner, you split sub money with Twitch $3 to $2, and it's $4.99 to subscribe to a streamer.

6000 subs = $18,000 a month revenue for you.

Patreon is shit

>>26352984

all you would be doing is playing Runescape in your jammies, and talking to your viewers on cam while you play.

guys don't really care if the girl is good or not, we just wanna hear a QT talk on cam while she plays video games because we get lonely.

that article says twitch tv is the 4th largest traffic website on the internet during peak times, only behind Google, Netflix and some other website.

fucking Destiny makes bank as a streamer, just because people like to watch him. I don't know how relevant he is now, but top lel.

>I think I'm making more money now than almost any easily attainable 4-year I could get, and the experiences in treading new waters and everything and getting to travel all over the world have been amazing.

like seriously, he is the ultimate smug neet.

>all these psuedo pua's thinking chinese women are all the same

i don't know why Nyanners stopped streaming, I enjoyed her twitch stream. i know other people would too and she would have made bank pretty soon.

but yeah, i don't wanna sign up for Patreon shit. I don't wanna fill out and give them my personal info.

Honestly you could probably make much more money if you opened a Twitch account as a partner than depending on Patreon.

the website sucks

>>26353273

You can make your Patreon private and no one would be able to see who you are supporting. Your profile won't show up in the list of supporters. Only the person you're donating to will see that you donated to them. The only way for others to see your profile is if they Googled "your real name + Patreon"

unless your name is uncommon, they'll just find out you have a Patreon profile by googling your name. Even then , they won't be able to see your profile.

>>26353579

that's what i don't like about it - i have to fill out my personal info to begin with.

i can't just anonymously just give you $20 bucks just because. do people really give you their home address so you can send them doodles and Polaroids? top kek.

plus i bet patreon takes a cut and u gotta file taxes on the income too. it's not like i just straight up gave you $20 cash because i thought you're a qt.

it's shit.

>>26353579
>>26353973

and i don't like how it has a sign up with "facebook" option. i like my privacy. i'll try to make a patreon with a fake name and see if it works later.

i think you're a good sport, letting robots (me) shit post about you and stuff, i think you have a good sense of humor and i'll be happy to donate a little bit.

and before somebody says "well that should be mutual!" well not long ago i learned that most men gotta fork up the cash for attention from women. not even being cynical.

>>26354032

You can use a fake name for Patreon, just be sure to email/message the person you're donating to so they know what name to use for the mailing address. Let them know you're using a fake name .

>>26354712

>mailing address

implying. you can keep your doodies, i don't like giving out personal info.

Girls who ask for online donations are whores. That is all.

>>26354967

fuck off u jealous cuck

>>26355014
Why would I be jealous and what makes me a cuck? Your insults are baseless.

>>26355044

you're a cuck because you're an attention-whoring tripfag, 'nuff said.

you're jealous because nobody gives a shit about your threads.

>>26355059
Baseless, just as I thought.

damn sach. i just tried calling my friend i got the instant voicebox. i dun goofed.

well my beta bux are free i guess.

>>26346795
fffuck she's cute. I wish I had an asian gf

>>26346795
Yes I am doing that grill right now except not in real life because I do not know her in real life instead it is happening in my head where everything else happens.

>>26354967

that is false.

>>26348540
Hey man good for you, I hope you're doing well

Working off a bad hangover. Making my red envelope rounds. The usual.

>>26347227
go to china and literally the pusi will rain in. Coming from a certified chink

>>26359415

Asian people are aware of neckbeards that go to Asia expecting free pussy. If you're going to do it, be subtle about it. Don't try to act like those Pick Up Artists in those Youtube videos that view Asians as sex toys.

>tfw no traditionally dressed asian gf

is it important for Asian people who have white fathers to be recognized as Half instead of just "Asian"?

>>26360760
>implying she wouldn't cuck you with a 6'5 big strong black bull if she could

>>26360846
what does prepping the bull even entail? i want to make sure he is ready