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First for EIRE

You fuckin noncecucks

how easy is it to borrow 500(or 1000, which seems to be the minimum) from the bank if you were welfare scrounging for 6 months and finally got your first paycheck?

bank knows I splurged 9000quid in 6 months on hedonistic shit.

Now I just need a flat sum of money to do a deposit to change living areas, I can easily afford it but I don't want to wait another month cause fuck 1 hour commutes.

Making about 1500 gross a month.

Anyone else watching the Super Bowl?

>>26329773

Yeah.

What the fuck is going on?

>>26329757
>bank knows I splurged 9000quid in 6 months on hedonistic shit.

What did you spend it on?

Need a shit lads but my dads in bed

>>26329732
>Eire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvYJNoclAUg

>>26329800

140quid pants, food, night clubbing, drugs(this they don't know, paypal), clothes, shoes and other shit.

>>26329773
Link to stream?
Originaliti

>>26329856

It's on BBC2, you daft sod.

>tfw neet
>in debt of about 1k
>have payday loan debt
>want a job asap
>cant get loan
>bad credit score now
>dont want to end up in court and shit for not being able to pay

Ive thought about suicide because of this
Should I be this worried or am I stupid?

>>26329844

You're an idiot

Brothermanblox

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>have to ring uni tomorrow
>90% chance I'll be kicked out
>tfw don't want to go to sleep or nap as that means tomorrow will come quicker

Anyone know anything about this? I've completed two years so I'll get something for that, right? Can I use that and get a proper degree later on at a different uni? I doubt I'd get a loan again from student finance so i'm going to have to save up by staying with my parents for 4-5 years before I can go back.

Or am I just fucked if I get kicked out now with no chance of ever getting a proper degree?

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GET THE FUCK OUT AND INTO BED BRITS
ITS AMERICAPOSTING TIME

>>26329991

What are you getting kicked out for lad?

>>26329773
Yeah
Really quite enjoying it but I've haf a few
Not watched anything since the last owl

>>26330379
I haven't been in for like 3 weeks now. I can't handle the stress, it was all too much for me. I even came back home, not even living in the city anymore.

>>26330452

Phone them tomorrow and explain the situation, I didn't go to uni for months until they finally kicked me out.

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Who /cantsleep/ here

I'm eating weetabix and watching anime desu

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>>26330519
That's the plan. Going to tell them I need some time off and see what they say.

But honesty it doesn't look good because of my grades. They've been extremely poor this uni year. I've spent days just lying in bed not wanting to get out and work. I can't get higher than a 2.2 and if they decide to cap my second semester too, since technically I've started it, I won't be getting that either. Just a 3rd, which is fucking pointless.

I think i'm fucked desu lads. Honesty going to end up on bennies at this rate. I've lost control of my life and it's not even 4am yet. Don't even have any chocolate pudding to eat.

Thanks for replying though mate. How are you doing tonight lad?

>>26330700
at least you aren't in debt for uni loans right

>>26329773
I watched the first quarter and a bit, but then got bored and decided to watch the cricket (Aus vs NZ) instead.

>>26330645

Playing Halo Reach for the first time in years. Whoa, a Bungie employee.

I still got it, yeah I do.

>>26330739
The debt doesn't really scare me. You don't start paying it off properly until you reach a certain income. If you only earn less than 21k and more than 17.5K, you only have to pay back one pound a month kek. Then it gets written off eventually. Uni debt is one of the better 'debts' to be in.

>>26331014
are you a pre 2012 student

lucky shit if so. My brother is studying in Germany for free, kinda wish I got good enough grades for that tbqh

>>26330645
Just cooked some rice and two paddock fillets. Going to spend the night either watching anime or just thinking about stuff like most nights.

>>26331259
>Paddock
Pollock, obviously

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>>26331114
Yeah, I'm still classified as being on the 'old band finance system' by my university.

Lucky, but I couldn't do anything with it since I'm being kicked out anyway. Just need to look at the bright side. Maybe I'll be able to find some kind of stress free job now. I did a placement year in my industry. The pay was good but the stress was huge. Even I felt the stress as an intern. The guy who took me under his wing at the office was on 50k but he looked like he had the life sucked out of him. He looked tired of life despite only being in his 30's, like an stereotypical office drone.

I don't know, if I can't even get through uni stress and or intern stress, I don't stand a chance. I can't be a normie, no matter how hard I try or want to be.

Really sorry for all the blog post lads. Just feeling heavy feels right now. Only slept like 2 hours today.

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tired 2bh lados

>>26331771
get to bed

a family member who i barely ever see has cancer and i have to go and see her soon

i know it sounds selfish but i really dont want to, only because other family members who i barely know but people expect me to know will be there and im socially inept, also i'll have no idea what to say to her

fucking shittin em lads, feel bad about it though

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>Eating coco pops at 4am

I've lost control of my life.

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>>26333147
>tfw no chocolate pudding

>>26332550
Tough one mate. Best you do go though, she'll appreciate you being there.

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>tfw you finish a hard xcom mission as well as a sub-mission with all squad members surviving after pulling off some awesome tactical maneuvers and some lucky AI movement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I

i'd like to think i only master bonsai
to twins in danger
https://youtu.be/UM1nrDwpbS4

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Whew lads, im glad your here.

So much for fixing my sleep schedule.

What am I supposed to do?

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domo arigato 9k roboto

>>26334020
get drunk all day, pass out at normal time

>>26334839
Time to stock up on banana bread beer I suppose.

~fuck the normies desu~

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at least imma sane lads

>>26334884
I sometimes have delusions that I am too. I'm really not sure what to believe desu.
I'm feel pretty normal, its just other people make me feel weird.

>>26334955
people are strange, when youre a stranger

>>26335092
Good song desu lad

>tfw still awake, work in literally 2 hours

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no one understands google better than siri

>stand in front of me or don't water the bonsai

needing an ego and yes imma light big itch bitch er sorry an all that

>>26335601
>tfw 55
blocc

>>26335701
do you know that i can be in two tabs at once care is you stare you started you got to be enough to finish bitch

>tfw awake already because the water coming through my roof is now like a waterfall onto my bed

Fells wet man

>>26336333
>Fells
Suicide is a good solution to your problem however.

>>26336333
3k off
https://youtu.be/uOTJx1-8sFU

Seeing as I am up really early, what shall I do today lads? Normally I just play video games and shit post.

>>26336805
Walk somewhere.
do some type of drugs maybe.

I'm thinking about quiting 4chan, maybe do that.

>>26336805
Go on holiday.

I.e. Same as usual but shitpost on one of your lesser visited boards.

>>26336895
That's a good idea I will try this.

>>26336837
There is a big storm here so going outside isn't really on the cards.

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>>26336837
>I'm thinking about quiting 4chan

>>26336910
What games are you playing at the moment matey?

>>26336941
ayyy im not going anywhere.
llmao

>>26336944
I am 100 percenting some of my N64 games, I posted about it yesterday as well. Currently doing Mario 64, OoT and Lylat Wars.

I am also playing Sunless Sea on my laptop which is pretty comfy.

>>26336837
>I'm thinking about quiting 4chan
See you tomorrow.

Do milkmen still exist? I'd like to be a milkman.

>>26337168
Only in some villages. But even there they are a dying breed.

its finally almost 8 and I can go outside and distract myself.
Good day to be alive fampires

>>26329894
>Should I be this worried or am I stupid?
Both

>>26329723
a few more months of college left lads

thinking of becoming a wagecuck

gonna apply for a 8pm-8am 4 days on 4 days off cctv operator

Americuck neet here. Dropped out of college recently. What do britbongs do when they drop out? I need ideas.

>>26337395
>What do britbongs do when they drop out?
Get on bennies.

>>26337368
>gonna apply for a 8pm-8am 4 days on 4 days off cctv operator

That sounds comfy as fuck. How do yo u find a job like that?

>>26337395
>What do britbongs do when they drop out?

Loads of drugs mostly

>>26337168
They were around on the Isle of Wight, I haven't seen one since moving away from there, though. I know they're still used, just not where I am now

>>26337395
Sign up for bennies and stay home collecting neetbux and playing vidya

>>26337424
obviously job agencie sites are a good place start, failing that just research local security firms and email them seeing if they have any positions in X category.

usually these types of jobs are called "cctv operator" "cctv operative" or sometimes "control room operative"

the one I was looking at was in bristol, i can link you if you want

>>26336805
Get a job maybe?

>>26337460
>the one I was looking at was in bristol, i can link you if you want

Yes please mate

>>26337480
lol I'm not retarded mate I don't want to be a wagecuck.

>>26337507
Does 'merica have a benefits system for unemployed people?

>>26337515
How am I meant to know that mate?

>>26337528
Sorry fuck, my phone fucked up and showed that was a reply to someone else.

Closing the browser now out of embarrassment.

>>26337507
>hurr durr I'm not retarded I wanna live off basically nothing every fortnight idiot xD

Nigga you're dumb as fuck, sat at home crying because he has nothing to do, I'm shitposting whilst eating breakfast then I'm going to shower and then I'm going to my job like a good little wagcuck to earn Moore in one day than you do in 2 week

Nah the truth is you're just too thick/lazy to get employed, have a nice day being bored anyway lad

>>26337460
Nevermind I found it, the one based in Yate right?

Thing is, I am also from Bristol, so I am going to apply to that job now and probably get it ahead of you. This what happens when you try to help people, anon.

Good luck in your job hunt!

>>26337589
Someone else who's more qualified than you probably already applied.

>>26337582
>hurr durr I'm not retarded I wanna live off basically nothing every fortnight idiot xD

>implying

I live off of my savings m8. I'm not even signed on.

Have a nice day at work though sounds like you really enjoy it!

>>26337613
It doesn't matter I have enough experience to get to the interview and I am amazingly charismatic in interviews, once I get to the interview stage it is all over for the other contestants desu.

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Disregard janitors

Post waifus

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>>26337664
I dislike broccoli

Lads I think I robbed a fish and chip shop once.

>be 15/16 years old
>building a sort of club house behind one of my friend's houses
>need to get some furniture for it
>friend lives just outside of really rough part of town
>go into rough part of town
>see a chippy with some lawn furniture outside for people to eat on
>walk into chippy with about 10 of us
>ask the little Chinese man behind the counter if he is using the furniture
>he says no
>we ask if we can have it then
>he says yes
>thanks mate!
>carry all the chippy's lawn furniture back to the den

At the time I thought nothing of it because we are all nice middle class boys, but I realised in that part of town with that many of us in his shop he probably thought we would do him in if he said no so just let us take them out of fear. We thought he genuinely didn't need want his furniture anymore.

>>26337617
I do enjoy my job though lol, your savings won't last long and living at home with mummy and daddy is nothing to be proud of, its funny how you tried to reverse the have a nice day, because I know you're going to be sat home miserable as fuck, you're asking /britfeel/ for ideas on what should occupy your time today, how pathetic can you get?

>>26337634
Then why don't you have a job right now if you're so experienced and charismatic?

>>26337728
I dunno mate for someone who enjoys their job you sound pretty defensive.

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>>26337728
>these wagecuck tears

>it's a wagecuck vs neets episode

Lets face it, both options have their ups and downs.

Only best option is to be a mega rich neet with practically unlimited money where you can do anything. None of is here are going to come close to that.

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>>26337810

>mfw normies say that if they won the lottery they'd still go to work because they 'enjoy' it

>>26337831
If I won the lottery I'd still go to work because I wouldn't want anyone to realise I won the lottery

>>26337831
I would, when I have nothing to do I get very depressed and existential

>>26337851
You could just say you 'work from home' or some shit.

>>26337897
With lots of money, you could do anything. That's the point. You wouldn't just sit at home unless you wanted to.

Listened to music on my phone in bed last night, forgot I wasn't connected to the wifi. Now I have fuck all data left for the month, EE are such stingy shits when it comes to data plans.

>>26337934
oh well, yeah, like travelling and shit
fun stuff

>>26337950
>not having giffgaff

>>26337994
this tbqh senpai giffgaff is GOAT robot tier

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY

OC

>>26338184
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU SHITCUNT

>>26338184
Happy birthday mate have you got any special plans?

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>>26337831
If I won the lotto I'd probably just move somewhere secluded and work out a lot for a year or two. Get call girls and just lay low. Man I should've won the lottery now that I think about it

>>26338184
Happy birthday champion

>>26337831
If I won the lottery I'd go to work and just use the lottery winnings to emulate having a better paying job. I just want to work myself to death.

>>26338224
NOTHING REALLY, MY DADS TAKING ME OUT LATER THOUGH.

>>26338272
I wouldn't know what the fuck to do with myself if I quit work. I don't have any hobbies or interests to fill the time with, I'm too scared to socialise and money won't fix that, and I'd be too worried about running out that I'd be loathe to ever splurge on stuff.

I'd be a terrible lottery winner.

>>26337589
kek, yes that's one of them

do you think I would be help you if I was opposed to you applying for it. I already said I'm in college for months and the likelyhood is that they need someone immediately.

>>26338248
>Man I should've won the lottery now that I think about it
kek, you say it like it's something you can control

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>>26338404
Yeah I guess you're right huh. I guess I'll have to find another way to get ridiculously rich then..

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Making my house famous Mushroom Stroganoff tonight, due to popular demand

>>26329844
Are you the same faggot who keeps going on about Deansgate locks?

>>26337405
>>26337436
>>26337449
Fuck I don't get bennies in my country unless I'm a black, obese, criminal. Plenty of drugs though. Just got an oz of skywalker so happy to have weed again. Tough getting alcohol in a 21+ country with dwindling 21+ friends.

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>>26337664
waifu waifu is my laifu

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>>26338522
>Fuck I don't get bennies in my country
You're in for some rough times senpai.

>>26338522
do you get benises?

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Yaay

Britfeel

Peace, Peace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8XWRxN8ZsQ

>>26329991
I doubt they'll kick you out for 3 weeks missed mate, so long as you explain

does this happen often?

They're showing some highlights from the superbowl on the news.

Why are Americans so fucking cringeworthy? What is wrong with them?

>>26338554
Would you guys have a civil war already so I can come over and volunteer and at the same time runaway from my dead end life?

>>26338574
Plenty of offers of benises and boipussy from the California homosex but so far I've declined every time. I'm... s-skurd.

>>26338649
Apple doesn't fall far from the tree, old worlder.

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>>26329894
>payday loan

y u do dis to yourself
they prey on the desperate and the ignorant
they make their money from exploitation
ask some friends and family for some money to pay off the debt and apply for as many jobs as you possibly can
make applying for jobs a job

>can't get a loan
why would you want ANOTHER loan if you're in debt and just got one
ffs anon
get your shit together

again: 1. borrow money from friends and family to pay off debt
2. apply for every job you can to pay them back

you'll be alright anon
but ffs
think things through please

>>26333595
>tfw rookie soldier starts to bleed out
>veteran soldier goes back and carries him to exfil

hnnnghhhhh

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>>26338649
Maybe you're just boring

>>26338762
if he was boring, would he be shitposting on /r9k/?

touche

>>26338714
>Would you guys have a civil war already
Go join the rebels in Syria.

>>26338762
I love that dog tbqh

>>26338714
>Would you guys have a civil war already

Well a large part of the population known as Muslims actively are in a civil war with the UK at the moment. See ISIS.

>>26338815
I've been thinking about joining the Peshmerga in Iraq for funzies and because I don't have shit else to do. According to our governments fighting alongside the Kurds is illegal if you do it in Syria but not Iraq. PKK commies ect.

>>26338870
I mean when you guys start fighting back. When the real fighting begins.

>>26338590
Piss Piss off you fucking manchild.

Fuck this shit weather today.

>>26338893
kek won't happen

plugging up cig burn holes in the carpet lads
thank god theres plenty of loose strands ner the stairs

need that deposit back m80

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>>26338916
>complaining about manchildren on /r9k/

I'm literally lmaoing at your life right now tbqh family

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It's the year of the Monkey and they are coming to our shore.

>>26338936
good lad

fuck the robot and fuck his original comment

Want some Chicken Chow Mein lads but going to wait until midday before I have it...

>>26337395
live with your parents and look for whatever job you can get

don't move out and you'll be okay

>>26339138
living with your parents past 19 is pathetic and for manchildren who need to off themselves

I've just had an absolutely immense shit

>>26339176

you mean like all of us?

My Grandad died last week and I've completely lost all my appetite. All I've eaten the past 2 days is 2 packets of beefy Seabrook's. I don't want to do myself an injury, I just can't find any motivation to cook or eat.

I'm 26 and this is the first proper death I've experienced, I've had relatives die before but never any important ones.

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Mates I am loving this stormy weather

>mfw

Think I am going to do my finances, have a shower, cook some lunch and then play some more vidya

>>26339210
Just order something off Just Eat if you cba to cook

Lads, what's the most autistic thing you've ever done?

>>26339176
it's really expensive to move out these days nigga

if you're on minimum wage and live with your parents it's fairly good money. if you move out and are on minimum wage then suddenly you will notice how little you really make, unless you work crazy long hours or lots of overtime. then you have no free time and are living to work. or you could live with a gf and split the bills, but if you're not a virgin you should get out right now.

>>26339307
Play pokemon games for years until I noticed they were LITERALLY the same game every time.

I heard they even make fucking remakes of older pokemon games now. What the fuck.

I think I'm gonna vanish for a while soon. I have this incredibly bitter feeling of wanting to waste some of my remaining savings just getting away from everything and going to some B&B somewhere for a while. I'm so, so tired

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>>26337664
Morning lads, here's my waifu~

>>26339488

could you share your routine when shaving your legs tilde? How do you get nice and smooth?

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someone just said fuck her right in the pussy on the wright stuff lmao

>>26339510
Sure~

>use hair removal cream
>leave it on for 5 minutes
>scrape it off using a spatula
>shave with a razor and shaving cream or shower gel
>apply skin moisturiser afterwards
>wax later on

>>26339510
Ur just gonna jack off are you not?

>>26339563

cheers. do you just do your legs or do you do pits/arms/chest/etc?

>>26339565

nah I want to femboy so I'm getting tips from the master

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>>26339563
YOU LOOK SO GOOD

>>26339587
I shave almost everywhere on my body senpai~

Good luck with becoming a femboy!

>>26339601

thanks pal, here's to being cute!

>>26339588
I always laugh at these images, keep up the good work.

>>26339666
I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT ELSE TO ADD IN ANYMORE

I'M OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS

>>26339679
just go on what tilde says

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>>26337664
Feeling a strange today

>>26339613
lets fug?

>>26339588
Like the details, just noticed the wrists!

>>26339718
whats up azulad, you in love?

>>26339247

>do my finances

Normie ree desu.

>not being too afraid to ever check your account

>>26339727
oke
fgnfdghfg

wtf is this shit

everyone does it ffs

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>>26339842
>everyone does it ffs

Loads of people steal stuff, doesn't make it any less of a crime. You just got caught

why was i born not white lads?

why is life so cruel?

>>26339831
meet me in 10 minutes in your mums bedroom

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>>26339796
No well yes but I just feel quite strange, might be because I just woke up from a very vivid dream but I can't remember any of it

>>26339842

Rekt t b h lad

Dangerousbloxwhatclassesasevading thefilteranywaysoundsprettydumbtome

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Morning guys, I almost got blown away by the wind.

waiting for a fedex parcel to arrive which means i can't get in the shower nor can i wank

it also said on the track website it could be here as late as 6pm and i need to walk my wan wan ffs

this is killer

>>26339917
That a bomb in your parcel, ahmed?

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>have a favourite film
>want to share it with friends
>pretend that I haven't seen it before, suggest watching it
>we do
>"this is boring, nothing happens it's just a lot of talking"
>"put something good on"
>"how long until it ends"
Should've known desu.
Is there a worse feeling gals?

>>26339891
>your spoiler

pls tell more senpai

>>26339928
yee, i'm parcel bombing myself this morning

allahu akbar

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I keep hearing normies say that you can't run away from your problems but is that actually true?

I feel like most of my problems stem from the fact that I live in a shitty town in the north east, I have a boring job, no prospects, the weather is always shit and I hate everyone in this town.

>>26339957
where do you live bby?

>>26339917

You will never take our freedom with your 'parcel' of evil.

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>>26339891

does junlad reciprocate your feelings?

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>>26339942
I'm in love with Azusa lad

>>26339957

Yes, it would be the same anywhere else except the place might look a bit nicer and there would be more sun.

>>26339957
They're right, because the actual problem is that you're a boring whiny faggot and moving away won't solve that.

>>26339974
Feels good doesn't it desu?
Personally I still hate myself though.

is this /britfeel/ love?

have they done anything lewd?

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>>26340001
There probably should have been a comma there
I'm in love with Azusa, lad
For the most part I also hate myself so it's okay

I don't have a waifu, I have a husbando.

>>26340011
I think they touched butts actually.
>>26340031
who

>>26339940
What film was it you cock-muncher?

>>26340019
don't lie, what lewd stuff happened mate

>>26339940

My favourite film is the Street Fighter movie, and not even ironically. I was 8 when it came out and absolutely loved it growing up. Try showing it to people.

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>>26340042
I can't tell you, It's a secret.

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>>26340054
Don't appreciate you trying to illegitamise my love for my waifu tbqhwy lad

>>26340042

It's Poleaboo, i'm one of the girls he liked. At first I hated it, but I can't get him out of my mind. After all of this I think I am in love with him but I think he would be too angry at me to reciprocate. I lurk here because I found out he comes here and sometimes talk to him. Maybe one day I will gain the courage I need to try and sort things out and start a new relationship with him. Sigh </3

>>26340001
hold the phone wait a minute, are there two lads in love with azusa lad now?

>>26340082
no one said that, im sure you discussed things with your waifu and she was okay with it, so you can tell me the lewd stuff

>>26340069
tell me anyway
What series is it from, is it shit?

>>26339957
>none of my problems are my fault!

Take some responsibility, faggot. No one else is to blame.

>>26340094
No I meant in general, I don't know azusa, lad

>>26329757
If you've got a job atm and haven't abused an unplanned overdraft getting 500lbs should be easy af familia

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i've never watched anime before but why are dogs on britfeel called wan wans? it's a great name desu

i'm assuming it's something to do with anime anyway

i like all the qt things posted on here about anime but i still don't have the desire to watch it yet

maybe one day

Why don't anime posters just create a /brit-a/ in /a/?

>>26340102
>Take some responsibility

Don't tell me what to do.

>>26340121
Watch K-ON or I will literally come and snap all your Halo disks

>>26340121
In Japan, "woof woof" is "wan wan"

Kind of like how "ribbit" is "kero" and "meow" is "nya"

>>26340127
Literally have done that a few times before, the jannies there don't take kindly to it

>>26340127
Why don't you brit general faggots have your hangout circle jerk over on 4*2chan?

>>26340162
Since when is /r9k/ specifically for anime? There's blatantly an anime board.

I don't see no specific /brit/ board.

>>26340138
but i don't have any Halo disks i have them all digitally downloaded

>>26340172
Being British isn't a hobby or interest it's a state of being you wasteman

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>>26339957
Entirely depends on what your problems are. Where you live is an important factor, some places can just suck the life out of you.

Save up and go abroad for a while.

Izuko Gaen is a qt

>>26340110
i have no idea what any of you fags are talking about

>>26340198
Say goodbye to your hard drive then lad, I know I have some powerful magnets lying around somewhere

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>>26340221
if you destroy my halos though i'll have no energy or motivation to do anything let alone watch anime

i'd be even more of a broken human bean

>>26340064

Grow-up.

>>26340363
>grow up

He posts in a thread on /r9k/

>>26340407

>he posts in a thread on /r9k/

He says in reply to my post

>>26339588
Hahaha

I used to like Tilde but he has become the cancer of these threads

Thank you based SHOUTANON keep up the chemotherapy

>>26340452
I'm not the one telling people to grow up though.

>>26340452
He's not the one telling you to grow up though. He is perfectly happy with the immaturity of posting on r9k, you are trying to promote maturity while posting here. That is hypocritical.

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>>26337664
morning guys

>>26339940
>having friends

Think I found your problem mateo

>>26340460
>shoutanon samefagging again

I used to hate tilde but shoutanon is a complete cunt. At least tilde has a nice personality

Who else here /tildefan/?

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who /constantlyscreaminginternally/ here?

>>26340541
>Giving shoutanus (You)s
Gas yourself.

>>26340474
>>26340467

Grow-up

Anime is cartoons for children

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>>26339601
Please shave your head and eyebrows.

>>26340557
Nobody mentioned anime. Why are you projecting this much?

>>26340554
I just don't want tilde feeling down because of this cunt.

>>26340585
You don't have to directly reply to him to do that, you're just giving him what he wants desu

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/Dontfeeldownfattilde/

Where are you from fellow britfags, let's see where the most depressed region is.

http://strawpoll.me/6752794/

Lads, after meeting a few guys in a pub and you got on well at what point is it socially acceptable to meetup anywhere apart from the pub, or to add them on Facebook?

I don't do the football, I hear that's where you ask people to next then what else do you invite them too? Dinner? I don't want to become the gay

>>26340363

Nah, i'm cool. I'm 29, i'm not pretending to have a different favourite film for the sake of an internet stranger.

>>26340652
>No Midlands

Are you that fucking retarded?

>>26340652

>only southern

Being from the South West is nothing like being from the south. The South is basically london or those posh cunt counties around it. We have more in common with Cumbria than London, minus the flooding.

>>26340585
Why don't you want Tilde feeling down? He's an absolute bellend who attracts hordes of faggots to /britfeel/ and should cease his stupid gimmick immediately.

>>26340660
When I used to have friends I only used to hang out with them at the pub. I didn't know there was other places you could hang out.

>>26340697
This.

It's all fun and games in generals until it start becoming a circlejerk over one faggot the majority hates.

>but shoutanon is just as bad

He didn't trip at first. Tilde has to trip like an attention faggot.

>>26340652
>No south west

I refuse to vote desu matey. I'm not being associated that with London crowd or them Cornish fags.

Who /stormImogen/ here?

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>>26340713

Tilde literally posts once or twice a thread with completely inoffensive stuff. Shoutanon spergs out constantly, demands attention and throws tantrums when he doesn't get it.

Tilde is a nice person. Shoutanon is a twat. Is this really hard to understand?

>>26340713
Tilde was asked to trip so people could filter him

Shoutanus trips because he was jealous of the attention Poleaboo and Tilde were getting.

Reminder Shoutanon started to get rid of trips/personalities yet attention whores at any possibility.

who /screamingvoices/ here? I don't really hear them, but my life feels like someone is just constantly yelling.
The few moments where I feel at ease are basically all I live for.

>>26340834
Used to get that when I was younger, stopped when I stopped fearing death and got over my anxiety issues

>>26340834
I don't have shouting voices, its more like a soft murmuring in the background telling me that I'm a failure. It goes away for a bit if I do something good, but always comes back after a couple of hours.

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It's a "giving tripfags the attention they want by bitching about them" episode.

fucking hand/wrist is killing me lads
think when I was drunk from the pub I fell over when I was going to bed and stuck my hand out and fell on it.
left hand so not as bad if it was mouse hand, but I use my left for fapping so now it hurts to fap...

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>>26329732
I love that song Sunday Bloody Sunday. Really encapsulates that horrible feeling of it being sunday. You know, waking up early, cutting the grass, taking the bins out, having to get ready for work on monday. If there's one good thing Ireland has produced, it's U2. They really blew up after that.

...sorry, I suppose you're probably tired of hearing about things "blowing up". How about a change of subject? So tell us, just how many people died in the great famine?

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>>26339588
fantastic

hate that fat cunt

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>>26341156
He probably wasn't alive for that.
This one the other hand..

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>>26341052
he gets attention anyway from his little bumboy crew so why not make it clear he isn't welcome?

reminder this is what Tilde's teeth look like

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Who /skidmarks/ here? Recently I seem to be finding more and more skidmarks in my undies. Am I just not wiping enough or do I genuinely have some kind of arse problem?

Somebody please help me, it's absolutely disgusting. Every time I go to fap, I take off my underwear and see loads of brown stains in the arse area, then realise I've just placed my bare, unclean arse on my bed. I'm probably going to catch some sort of 17th century illness from doing this.

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>>26341199
>mfw you don't even know Alan Partridge

>>26341228
you got a hairy arse?

just wash your arse in the shower you cretin

>>26341156

>tfw now they have a continuity IRA

I don't understand why we don't just give them Northern Ireland. It's a fucking shithole that contributes nothing to the UK.

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>>26341223
Thanks for reminding me to brush mine, m80.

>>26341223
Absolutely fucking vile.

>>26341228
I just bend my ass over the bathtub and use the shower head to blast my ass. I miss having a bidet.

>>26341199
Eh, I'm a southerner. I don't give a shit about what happens in Rotherham. I can safely say we're paedo ring free, for now.
>>26341233
This nigga

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>he doesn't want to cum inside tildesluts boipussy

>>26341248
I don't think anyone actually wants it as this point, both sides just have to pretend like they do so the loyalists and rebels on each side in NI don't sperg out

>>26341248
Fucking this. They're only still part of Britain because they're a bunch of Britaboos. Whenever I encounter a Northern Irish person, I always view them as Irish rather than British anyway. They'll never be British in my eyes

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>>26341269
>I can safely say we're paedo ring free
No you can't. No-one was claiming Rotherham was a Mecca for Paedos before it all came out. Wouldn't trust our police as far as I can throw them.

>>26341269
>Eh, I'm a southerner. I don't give a shit about what happens in Rotherham. I can safely say we're paedo ring free, for now.

>implying

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_sex_gang

One day, robots. We will succeed.

>>26330452
same for me, I haven't been in like 2 months though. I'm trying to find out if I can start over in september though, if not it'll be a 2017 start

>>26341294

I reckon ShoutAnon is actually madly in love with Tilde, he just acts this way to cover it up.

>>26341330
Not everyone will, but good luck. I hope you succeed in whatever you want

>>26341244
Fairly hairy. I wouldn't say it's mammoth-tier but it's certainly on the higher end of the scale. I do wash my arse, but clearly not enough.
>>26341251
A bidet would be cool. But I'd probably get too excited and try to put it inside me.

>>26341313
>>26341316
oh ;-;

Well at least I'm not west country. The south-east shall be the last bastion of good morals on this fair island who am I kidding, London is fucking cancer

Is there any way they'll let me go to uni even if I never did anything past GCSE level? I need to find an excuse to avoid wageslaving for a bit andI figure if I could enroll on a 3 year uni course that'd be a good way to kill some more time and I'd be 27 by the time I finish so will have managed to do a good chunk of my life.

>>26341330
I'd like to believe that, but I'm content with being a failure too.

>>26341339
You can do that?
I restarted this year, but I haven't been into uni or done any exams. I also didn't go in for most of last year.
desu I have no idea what to actually do.

>>26341344
It would make sense, the obsession is pretty damn strong

RIP Bruce Forsyth

>>26341414
Well desu I kind got hit with a load of shit around november (ill all the time, depression hit like a truck) so I've been avoiding them because I'm scared as fuck. I've started trying to get into contact with them to see if I can unfuck myself before it's too late. It's not really 'restarting' per se, it's more like you leaving with a guaranteed place (you still have the 3+1 rule working and it'll count as a failed year). As far as I'm aware, it's possible assuming the uni lets you (there's room on the course and they accept why you didn't turn up). You can always just reapply through UCAS although the deadline has passed for 2016 entry.

>>26341379
Can't answer your question but I wouldn't advise getting in thousands of bongs worth of debt so you can avoid having a job. It's what I did, and now that I've been out of uni for a year I can see that I was only delaying the horrible, inevitable truth.

Don't bother with uni, think of what you'd like to do and start researching how to achieve it.

tfw I woke up before 2 o clock.

not even my images are working today.

its cold and grey and raining.

how am I meant to be happy?

>>26341529
ur not senpai
Who told you that you should? Should give them a smack desu

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>Homeless cousin crashing at mum's house
>Leeches off our food and resources and constantly asks to borrow money
>Breaks the news to us that she's preggers again
>Mum is too kind-hearted to kick her out

I just want to live my NEET life in peace.

>>26341488
>Don't bother with uni, think of what you'd like to do and start researching how to achieve it.

I just want to get life finished with as quickly as possible desu. I've found having a job makes time drag. I'd be happy to just teleport til when I am 80 and then die.

>>26341561

is it yours?

>>26341561

>a homeless woman

Can't she find a beta to pretend to love?

>>26341561
Please tell me she is getting an abortion? If not can you push her down some stairs for me. Can't have more little shitheads that should never even been born running about.

>>26341568
I agree with this sentiment. I feel like an old man anyways, why do I have to wait so long to die?

If you were to kill yourselves, how would you do it?

The Japanese are absolute madmen. Although quite rare, people there still kill themselves by seppuku (stabbing themselves in the abdomen with a blade and basically yanking it from left to right)

Miserable way to go if you ask me but it's pretty cool. Hard to imagine that a Jap a few centuries ago decided "yep, this is a pretty good way to off myself, lets make sure it catches on"

Anyway I think if I was to kill myself I'd hang myself I think. Whether I choke myself out with the rope or go for the quick neck snap is hard to decide

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>>26337664
aw man, my life is so fucked up. at least i can post Jun everyday.

>>26341592
I'd play sudoku

>>26341561
Just suffocate her with a pillow to be perfectly honest. Use a memory foam one as they are harder to breathe through

>>26341594
and fuck azulad right?

>>26341592
If I were to, I'd pick the slowest, most painful way to go. But I don't plan to so I haven't thought it through

>>26341604

Great idea genius, so the imprint of her screaming face will be left on the pillow for the police to find.

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>>26341592
I'd really like to kill myself with a gun desu, as long as I do it right, it should be over pretty quickly, just got to avoid surviving really.

I think I'd like to fuck someone else over my leaving my body somewhere inconvenient.

>>26341569
No, it's not mine, I'm a faggot.

>>26341583
She's jumping from beta to beta. Basically, she'll find anyone who can give her weed, then latch onto them like a lamprey and drain their sanity until they kick her out.

>>26341568
That's what I thought too, but I'm not brave enough for suicide. I just don't want you to piss away your life like I did, only to wake up one day and realise that you wanted more, but now it's too late.

Aim high, put in the work and then lower your expectations, not the other way round.

>>26341632
>not sleeping on the same pillow immediately after the deed so it molds around your head

it's like you've never even tried to get rid of undesirables

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>>26341561
>NEET
>"THIS OTHER NEETS LEECHING OFF MY LEECHED RESOURCES RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

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>>26341675
Imagine if you were a thief and then another thief came and stole your already stolen goods.

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>>26341611
memes aside, we don't actually have sex. just anime and chill. maybe some unironic hug or cuddle sometime.

i would do gay stuff with him for the record, but i'm not going to push the issue.

>>26341731
Invite us round for some gay time lad, is he a feminine twink?

>>26341636
No surprises that she's a degenerate

>>26341731

How old are you guys? I assume both 18 or so.

>>26341771
26 and 31 I think

Alarm clock beeping
Wagecucks weeping
Time for floor sweeping
And burger fIipping
While NEETs are still sleeping

>>26341731
that's really cute, and I actually hope you guys might end being together sexually so you can post about it here and let me be the closest I've been to lewd times desu

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>>26341750
trying to get tilde round first, get in line. I would do a public Hampshire/south meet sometime if lads are actually interested. and he is a really nice very underweight manlet.
>>26341771
i'm almost 22, i think he is 18.

FUCKING FAGGOTS OUT!1!1!1!1!1!1!1,1!1,,,

RE3EEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26341825
Don't make me bum you ;^)

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>>26341799
>very nice underweight manlet
Anon stop making me so hard.....

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>>26341791
>Look Mum, look Dad, I don't just sit around at home doing nothing, I'm writing poetry!

>>26341884
Butthurt wagecuck detected.

It's time to wait till I can go to sleep.

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>the same three or four grossly overweight bald 40somethings posting anime pictures and being all kawaii to each other

All happy thoughts for today have been cancelled.

>>26341799


are you dating? or is it more like a friends-with-maybe-gay-stuff-sometime thing?

>>26341909
anything happen to cancel them
Or where they never actually going to happen anyways

>>26341901
It's absolutely grim m8, it really ruins my day.

>>26341897
Your Dad sits there, wishing he'd just squirted you down your Mums throat instead. I guarantee it.

>Those people that somehow manage to be happy on days like this

How do they do it?

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>>26341962
I don't really care desu.

Life is shit so I dropped out. It's like suicide but without the commitment.

>>26341592
probably ligature strangulation. Easy and painless and can be done with household items

>>26341973
I envy them, and people who know what grants them joy and contentment. I hope they continue to smile

>>26341911
friends i hope. having a dependable aspie friend to travel and watch anime and banter with is all i wanted desu.

>>26341901
>>26341932
proper does my head in, it's vile

im eating some samosas my sis left me from her takeaway, its actually making me warm and comfy on the inside.
good substitute for happiness.

I was gonna get some cuppa soups.

>>26341982
If you make better use of your time, you might feel a little better about yourself.

Quit the poetry. At least make that commitment and you'll be a better person already.

MY FAMILYS FINALLY FUCKED OFF

TIME FOR TO GET MASHED AND WATCH SUNNY IN PHILI

>my turn to clean the kitchen
>housemate walks in
>holds paper up
>"You missed this scrap of rubbish from behind the cereal"
>puts back on counter

why? the bin was literally right there

>>26342217
Last episode was a good one, the rest of the series so far has been a bit weak desu.

Favourite episode? Mine is probably the gang gives frank an intervention.

need to go into town and get a haircut and see if dominos have any delivery jobs but now i'm feeling lazy and lethargic

also scared of what the normie hairdressers questions will be like what i do and when i say i'm neet what if they ask why

i've putting this trip off for like a week now though

motivate me pls lads

>>26342217
I don't normally like yank comedies because I feel they're too slapstick or they appeal too much to retards but Always Sunny is one of the good ones.

>>26342328
One of my favourites is when they trick Dee into thinking she's a famous comedian and Dennis confesses his love to her. The best part is right at the end

>Mac: Hah, we burned you Dee!
>Dennis: Y-Yeah and I was totally in on it
>Charlie: You weren't
>Dennis: I was kinda part of it
>Charlie: Nope, no you definitely weren't
Dennis walks out
>"Well, he's probably going to kill himself"

>>26342328
YEAH I'D SAY THEGANG GIVE FRANK AN INTERVENTION OR THE GANG TRIES DESPERATELY TO WIN AN AWARD

AND YEAH I'VE NOT BEING ENJOYING THIS SEASON TO MUCH NITHER

>>26342328
D.E.N.N.I.S system is a good one

>What are you guys doing here?
>Well you see, I use my own system called the M.A.C system. Move in after completion
>Well what about you, Frank?
>I'm here for the scraps, I'm after Mac

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At the old pub tbqh lads, regulars seem happy to see me