Your life story in a gif or picture

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[ORIGINAL COMMENT INTENSIFIES]

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not 100% sure what this webm is gonna be

>>26325813
holy FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

i wish a cute girl would do that to my dick

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literally me irl :^)

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comentario original huahuehuahue

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Pretty much like this but as an original comment.

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>>26325863
this one's better+cuter and with sound

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1454883587478.webm

>>>/gif/8074251

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ORIGINAL AS FUCK BITCH

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plz stop

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Say no mor.

>>26325933
That thing crawling in the end cracked me the hell up.
Especially with the hushed slow repetition of the show's hook echoing quietly in the background as he laid down all bloody trying to push the button.

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Fucking dead on the inside

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It can't get more accurate.

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this lade

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Cyborg here. Known as the funny guy around the office and among my friends. Whenever I have an off day and don't feel like entertaining people, almost everyone starts to hate me.

>>26326692
Kek what's the context of this?

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I hope the robot dies, familia.

>>26326692
Your life is being murdered on the moscow metro?

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Everytime, every day

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If anybody still remembers

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>>26325761
origilan comment

>>26326020
I want to be succ!

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>tfw the (You)s aren't enough

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Although my life is shit, I'm not feeling tortured or sad

>>26326927
What's Alexis' full name?

>>26327211
That's really cute anon :) you are cute :p

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the fallacy of reality

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i want to be free

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I am free now

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I hate uni, but at the same time I don't want to leave

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free the gourd

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mild schitzo

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I smoke a lot of original
weed

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I want to start a cult

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i just like to have fun in the small ways when i can ;)

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i want to become sentient cosmic dust

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>>26327522

nice doubles my friend, praise kek

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sometimes i just feel like i want to scream and break things

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>There's nothing left for me here
>Don't know where to go though

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>>26327337
gettin real tired of your shit

>>26327504
O fuck that made me cringe a little

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>Qt keeps going out of her way to make conversation with me during class
>Don't know how to proceed without drowning in spaghetti
Help pls

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i wish to be the clown

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Life is going on and i have no control of what happens to me next
>i just sit and wait

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this is my life story and an original comment.

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>>26327664
I have the same problem. Please, somebody help.

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i am very original desu

>>26327709
i'm guessing you're kayne?

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>There will come a point at which the universe is accelerating so much that every molecule will be ripped apart
>No two particles will ever so much as interact again
>You have the audacity to think any of this matters

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my love life is my own delusion

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This literally happened yesterday. The exact same scenario but not at a bar.

>>26327739
You are guessing right

>>26325865
Br.. Brendan Fraser?!

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>>26327718
>The only way I can relate to anything she says is when we both just complain about work
WHERE THE FUCK DO I GO FROM THERE?

>>26327468
The typical psychiatrist can't differentiate psychosis from dissociation... Your pic symbolize dissociation more then psychosis, imo.

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This image has always appealed to me.

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Simon-pure comment

>>26327785
We both complain about class and the people around us. She is actually pretty funny. I just don't really know how to carry on the conversation.

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>>26325761
Ellliot Dodger

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One of these days I'll say fuck it and do something like dive into a very shallow pool of water

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>Decent at forming human connections
>Unable to maintain them
>Self-sabotaging because I'm scared that even if things went my way, I would still be unhappy, just without any excuses
>Don't know what I even want from life

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>>26326807
Fuck, that got me.

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No matter how close I am to getting out of being a robot, I get shoved back down.

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>>26327764
Bitch, that's nothing. Last semester, I sort of backed girl into a corner and talked at her about military formations for like five minutes.

>>26327850
Pretend you're talking to a dude, like you could care less, girls like the invalidation.

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>>26325761
Duck in pants worth tree in sky

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every opportunity is just another lie

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Not really original, but still pretty accurate

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Dating a cute trans girl under the nose of a bunch of people who are likely to be _incredibly_ shitty about it.

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To expand on >>26327740
>Fully aware that none of this matters
>Still care for some reason
Please release me from this

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remember robots, the only judge that truly counts is yourself

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>>26328444
Pete and his trips.
His face is so goofy.

>yfw you wake up and we were in a simulation this whole time, all that dumb virgin shit and the bills you struggled to pay were just fucking simulated obstacles

>we were just beings of pure energy with no agency

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>>26328514
>after multiple stacked felonies

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maybe something like this,

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Original the comment, donut steel how the fuck was this not original baka

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dfuhgkdfg

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i dunno what the heck to do, at least i have a decent job

>>26328764
What job you got?
Can I have it?

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>>26328869
campground maintenance
no

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always the fuck up

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>>26328650
>tfw explaining the nature of your life to someone that points it out as an eldtrich horror

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>>26328444
Please kill me in my sleep Pete i cant handle this anymore

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JUST
F
M
S
U
OFC this is original

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I'm always laughing and smiling but I'm really depressed as fuck all the time.

>>26326020
>tfw you've fapped to her cam shows live before
summer hart <3

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Anything by Hopper. The sombre yet comforting face of loneliness that is in all of us, some more than others.

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At least its getting easier to put a face on

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>>26329306
>Anon you're always so happy
>How do you laugh and smile at everything
>Anon what's your secret?

HELP ME, HELP ME, I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE!

>>26329577
You never knew who you were though, isn't that right?

>>26329632
Sadly, yes. I'm just in limbo.

>>26328444
"Kill me, Pete"

Please.
I need this.

>>26328995
never the fucked

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>>26328444

Kill me, Pete.

Original as fuck.

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Im at that point where everybody is tired of laughing at you and they start to feel sorry about you...

I just want to be alone, you fucking pricks... Leave me alone...

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make it stop senpai

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poop in my mouth already!

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;jkjonjonjjkjjk kjkjk j;kjbhjgvyfctudrxyesaztwrsxydcfgvykbhjml,;

>>26327670
I know that feel. I've always really wanted to be the person people fear. Like, you know when you're home, alone, at night, and you hear a bump from the hallway? I really want to be that bump.

>>26327453
Show went to shit right before donglover left

post that one webm of that guy who plays sonic then starts crying

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>>26332483
>that one webm of that guy who plays sonic then starts crying

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>finally get life changing promotion at work
>have to train for it
>guy training me decides to become the most aggressive annoying cunt in existence
>I could quit but I would be starting over with my work life
>he's the only guy able to train me
>he decides when training is over
kill me

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very accurate original comment nice job

>>26332593
isn't that the guy who was obsessed with being tiedup foreverial delitized?

Kill me, Pete


Hey, it's worth a try...

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>>26327590
Thanks for reminding me of this persons art. I like you.

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it took awhile

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a 100% original comment right here

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Beer.

For ever and eternity.
Sharp pains in my sides, shaky hands, sweating at 10C cant sleep.

Beer. And another one.

>>26327804
Robots were not okay that year

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>>26327468
does anyone know how i can recreate that distortion?

>>26326999
Hope I'm not too late. Nice trips btw

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>>26325761
comment l'originale

>>26327850
LOL, haven't you read the all knowing /r9k and /b? Women can't be funny, you are mistaken.

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I have a good idea guys.

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>>26334688
For images, save as JPEG and set the quality low enough.

For video, use a low bitrate and low quality presets (veryfast or faster if using h.264).

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Not too far off m8's.

>>26325761
Just let you know if you are doing

>>26327468
Must... Prep... Bull...

>>26327763
When I saw the feet go up I thought he was about to suplex the shit out of her.

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I can't take it anymore
I'm already dead, but I keep breathing.

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>>26327211
>25th December 2011
>That day when my rodent friend died

Despite being named Rusty he's always been a shining light, even in death.
RIPIP, my old friend.

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>>26328444
Kill me, Pete.

Every day the suffering increases.

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I am Thierry (I wish)

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But I will judge it, in the end.

>>26328444

Kill me, Pete

A BOOGA OOGA BOOGA

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i envy Death! ha hA,, original Death! please kill me.

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Where's me fun!!1!

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fear of Outside home.

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Pretty much this. So aggressively pointless it could be a modern art exhibit.

>>26334416
I also felt betrayed by the numbers.

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literally LITERALLY me right now

>>26328444
Kill me, Pete

Original comment please robot overlord

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puppymonkeybaby
puppymonkeybaby

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THE DUDE!

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>>26329519
>tfw not sure which mask I wear is my face
>tfw my face is something I put on and not something always with me
>tfw I know my name but don't know myself

It's starting to hurt again

>>26334859
>sometimes cannot stop myself from smiling from watching a show
>the show ends
Truly an feeling is emptyness

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or at least this is what I wish it was

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Let us fight.

>>26328444
please kill me pete i luv u

>>26326865
Wow, what a fuckin loser, you turn clip the lil cunt studs up, hate to be the father of this faggot

>>26328444
Kill me, Pete
I beg of you my feline friend

>>26327579
Thank you for the party, anon

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>>26325761
Pic related sums it up pretty well

>>26328444
Kill me Pete, end my suffering

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>>26328444
I'd rather suffer the nothingness of death than the emptiness of life.

Kill me, Pete

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I will make a heaven of hell, and turn damnation into paradise, no matter how hard I have to work.

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>>26325761
predictably depressing

>>26328444
"Kill me, Pete"

Free me from this shitty world

>>26328194
>/fit/ goes to prom

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>>26328444
Kill me, pete. I'm tired. So very tired.

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>>26341784
You will be tortured for all eternity. There is no escape.

>>26325813
piss off to /b/, pornfreak

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>>26326927
lol, what did he expect ? , when cunts see a camera man they always will act like angels

>>26327504
WOW DUDE, YOU RE SO COOL!

>>26326927
That's not Alexa on the right

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>>26325761
why do people love me but don't touch me

>>26328444

Kill me, Pete. Please make it soon.

>>26336762
>rusty
That's a great name anon, sorry for your loss

>>26328444
Kill me, Pete. I don't want to do it anymore.

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i am a dicklet

>>26343491
What's going on in there? Who is "she"?

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this content is original in its contents

>>26325761
I couldn't find a .gif of this, but it's too appropriate not to post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1Pad_PbkW8

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Original statement.

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>>26328444
Pete please, I only ask this of you

Kill me

>>26327504
>Reposting the OC from cebruz

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>>26327796
reminds of of this senpai

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This is my small cafe
https://youtu.be/bef_s1Bhn7o

>>26328444
Kill me, Pete
or at least give me cansur or something

>>26343783
That's cute, post some more

>>26328444
wubba lubba dub dub,
Kill me, Pete