ITT: We develop the official password or pass-phrase that tells the inevitable r9k school-shooter that we are one of them and that they shouldn't shoot us
potential school shooters - you are welcome to post with any ideas, and make sure you're here to see the finished product or else this thread will be useless
>>26323927
just RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE at the very top of your lungs
that's what i'm gonna do
>>26323927
Wear sandels and socks, sit by yourself, and don't show fear by hiding.
Just act like nothing is going to happen to you because you don't deserve it.
>it's me, Elliott
>>26323927
The narwhal bacons at midnightblox
>>26324039
>this
I reckon they will give you a pat on the shoulder, and hand you a pistol
Always wear a printed t shirt with a motif of our lord and saviour Elliot, underneath my shirt.
At the time of shooting I can just rip open my shirt to show the shooter my true allegiance.
>>26323927
The password should be
S E N P A I
>>26323927
"Just fuck my shit up"
or
"Have we started the fire?"
>>26323927
but that's literally retarded.
the "robot" shooter would be doing you a favour. literally giving you the way out.
>>26324039
this would be what i would do. if they shot me dead, good fucking riddance
>>26323963
/thread
i thought this was already established
>>26324233
I would literally buy a shirt with him on it.
One where's it's recognizably him and this younger one where he looks sinister.