bone chilling sentences

>Is anyone sitting here?

>What's your name again?

origianl

>for sale: baby shoes - never worn

>haha its going to be so fun we're all going right come on!
>oh hey anon you can come too..

>me and my boyfriend this

>>26310446
uuu shivered/10

>Hey, do you know where Chad is?

>"No offense, but..."

I will always be offended by whatever comes next no matter what.

>Are you a virgin? Not that it matters

>that wasnt funny, anon

>>26310327
>you look like a rapist or a serial killer haha
who thinks saying this to someone is acceptable

>Alright, now everyone get into pairs/groups.
Even though it's been ten years since I dropped out, you never forget this feeling.

>>26310517
No offense but you're pretty cute anon.

>who is that?

Pretty bad no matter what the context but especially during roll call.

>"Please take out your penis as it is penis inspection day once again here in America"

always tried to have a heart attack to get out of it

>X is coming over anon, make sure to say hi!

>Do you ever talk?

also
>blox

>why don't you ever smile?
>look he's smiling!
>oh i never knew you could smile
i didn't realize i was this obvious.

>>26310446
Why is this bone chilling, they could have had a different gender of baby then they thought

>you don't have the best teeth in the game, Fantano.

>Nice to meet you

>Tell us about yourself!

>>26310446
maybe the parents didn't like the shoes

Let's dispel this fiction once and for all that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing; he's undergoing a systematic effort to change this country and make America more like the rest of the world. When I'm elected president we'll re-embrace what makes America the greatest country in the world and leave our children what they deserve; the greatest nation in the history of the world.

>>26311111
nice original quints

>Can I try on your glasses?
>Why don't you have a girlfriend?
>Do you drink?
>So what do you study in university?

>>26310327
>the sound of delight your oneitis makes when seeing chad
>she's never expressed anything even close to that when with you

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>have you heard of this subreddit?

>>26311009
Was it really that bad? At my school, they had us do gym in the nude, so it was just a bit of time lined up along the wall while the nurse walked down the line.

>>26311111
Underrated quintuplets

>>26310446
Are baby shoes actually worth shit? They're about as useful as booties for dogs.

>>26311188
why the fuck is this a meme?

>>26311054
I get ones like
>oh wow you're actually laughing
or
>never seen you so talkative
That's because it takes me like a week and some personable people to get me to open up.

>>26310446
Shortest complete story of all time

>Oh, you're out of school? What do you do now?

>>26311291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOOs-ft7S2c

He got exposed as a robot and malfunctioned on live TV.

>>26310958
th-thanks anon

th-thanks originalbot

>you don't talk much, do you?
>you look upset
>[chad with same name as me] makes me so happy! not you anon. well, you do too that was a friend of mine
>do you have any friends?
>all alone, anon? are you ok? that was one of my high school teachers
>staying inside doing nothing all day is really pathetic, anon that was my mom
>do you have lots of friends? *i start laughing* oh ok... do you mind that? does it bother you? that was my doctor

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>Girls must be all over you at your age

Even cab drivers have said this to me

>>26310446
haha great post, upboated my friend.

>>26311973
Don't listen to this sad plagiarizing shill. This is Hemingway.

>Hey anon, what music do you listen to?

>Whatcha been up to, anon?

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>>26310488
>n-no thanks. i promised someone i'd come by and help them with something.

>>26310750
ugh it was always some fat bitch who said this too. why are fat girls so opinionated?

>>26310868
that's just the way roasties say something is creepy. it's not enough to just say it. they have to knock you down some more.

>>26311320
What a dumb thing to say. Here's a shorter one:

for sale: baby shoes - worn

>Mom: Why don't you get a nice girlfriend?
>"it's hard for me"
>"I understand"

My God the disappointment in her voice, hate myself

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>hi,i'm roastie. what's you're name?

"Do you have WhatsApp?"
>"I don't"

>>26310446
the baby is trans

> "um...I'm going to walk this way. See you later, anon...aha...."

>you're really weird and quiet

>>26311054
>you always hate everything

I don't though...I just like to discuss things...

>why couldn't you have a girlfriend and be normal?
Thanks mum!
>I haven't heard you speak before
Thanks for bringing that up now I feel more awkward

>>26310327
>hey anon, you ok?

Probs not original

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>Hey anon is it cool if I bring my friend over?

>>26313080
If it's a friend saying that, then thats usually cool with me. I'm not meeting new peeps so my friends' friends are usually ok enough and I can tolerate it


totally different story for women I'm trying to date

>>26310327
>>26310410

" Oh. Nah man, you're good. "

>>26310488
The add you in because you never come along, or they still barely know you. That'd be considered an invitation to change that.

>>26310750
Just nod, cross your arms none artistically and pretend to be interested, evaluate their concern. Address them politely on the subject and disagree or say you appreciate their "concern" for you, and you'll look over the matter.

>>26310763
"Are you? Thats kind've weird to add on. "

>>26310830
"You're right, I was going a bit overboard. My bad. "

>>26310906
Immediately ask the person sitting next to you, or make sure to spot the equally lonely person in your classes. Might even make a friend.

>>26311014
Smile, say hey, ask them how've been, 2 minutes of small talk, and then excuse yourself to do your business.

>>26311054
>"Just tired is all, haha. Don't get much sleep."
>"Woah, call Neil deGrasse Tyson about this breakthrough. "
>"I didn't know you were so interested."

>>26311148
"Well, my name is anon, and my interest are computers, x hobby, y hobby. If you need any help or have interest in either of those things, I'm your guy. " Use your body posture to stand tall when introducing yourself, look at everyone in the room, and use your hands to kind've swirl around for emphasis and effect and bring them together in a ball when you're wrapping up. Smile, nod, seat.


>>26311205
>"Sure, be careful though."
>"Haven't met the right girl yet."
>"Nah, thats not me."
>too many variables about this question


Kind've using my own experience as a former robot to give robots some insight about these types of question. Been going great socially.

>>26311205
>Can I try on your glasses?
I don't know why this troubles me so much.

>why do you sit over here by yourself? -art teacher
>i've never heard you laugh like that before
>are you okay? you look sad
>you were better when you didn't speak
>do you speak?
>i still don't even know if anon has vocal chords
>why are you so quiet?
>what are you doing over here all by yourself?
>oneitis talks to bf once and goes on to tell me how happy they are bc of it
>mfw we talk all the time yet they only say things about being sad
i wish i could brighten someones life up just by speaking to them like that.

>>26312693
JUST do it, it isn't like fb ehi h requires having a social life to show off

>I forgot to take my birth control

>who did you go with?

>just wait anon, all girls go through their "bad boy" phase
Thanks mum, I've always wanted the leftovers of a woman with children, emotional baggage, and countless loads of semen dumped in her!

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>>26314220
but really though.
Is there a difference?

>>26312640

For sale: baby shoes

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>I like you anon...like, not as a friend

>>26312669
At least she's honest for fuck sake!

Mine always goes like:
>No anon it's not so hard, and you're so handsoome!
>Me: mom, I litterally have no friends and the only people whom could introduce me to some girld "friends" of theirs won't be my friend since it's easy to spot I'm a friendless loser through Facebook
>Mum: just make friends, it's not that hard!
>It is, if you have NONE to start with
>But you're so handsooome!
>Mom, it's irrelevant, in this little fucking town where everybody knows eachother it's impossible for me to go clubbing because everytime I go "downtown" I always meet ex Highschool/middle school/ elementary school classmates who remember me as a borderline autistic weirdo and this bothers me too much

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>>26314452
>things that don't happen

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>>26314506
it's fucking true

>>26310446
>baby shoes; smelled good, jerked off

>>26314436
For sale: baby

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>You're so boring, anon.

Squat, Mexican bitch said this to me class one day. I was just reading my book. What did I ever do to her?

>"I love you more than anything anon"

>When are we gonna be grandparents anon?

>>26312337
>>Hey anon, what music do you listen to?

i see people say this in these threads all the time

why

i listen to weebshit music, literally nothing else. they just laugh

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>>26312781
bloxz

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>>26314652
>do you have a girlfriend anon?
>who you talking to on the computer, your girlfriend?
>you're not gay, are you anon?
>when are you gonna bring home a nice girl from uni anon?

>>26314547
>for sale:

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>>26314663
hold me senpai, countless of us now this feel

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>>26310763
>At University
>Doing a group project
>Discussion turns to sexual encounters
>Gets to me
>I can't answer the most basic of questions
>'oh wow anon... are you a virgin? Its nothing to be ashamed of'
>can hear the contempt in the normie voices
>try to come up with a clever answer that will make them laugh so they feel less appalled by me
>'I'll tell you what is something to be ashamed of, that I tried to lose it to a seven year o-o-ld ahahah'
>they look at me
>'what anon?'
>'I tried to have sex with a seven year old haha'
>they get completely disgusted
>tell me to stop talking and just do the work they tell me to do

jesus I just don't get it

>>26310446
im sorry for your LOSS

ORIGINAL COMMENT NIGGERS IGGERS

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>>26310327

>"You are not suppossed to be here."
>"Just shut the fuck up already."
>"You look like shit anon, not getting enough sleep?"

>>26310327
>You're not funny
>I wasn't eventrying to be funny for fuck sake, I just made a normal statement, the fuck.

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>Freeze! Police
>Put your hands where i can see them

also when i want to be eco friendly and go for a ride with bike
>Hey officer that asshole took my bike

>>26314663

This so fucking much.
I am tired of this shitty game.

>>26314506
What if I can't sleep because my mind won't shut up

>>26311301
Yeah, why do they have to point it out? Can't you just let it go and be normal ? Fuck that, they don't know how awkward it is.

>"Good evening ma'am, is an 'Anon' or 'Anonymous' presently at this residence? We need to have a few words with him."

>>26314795
>willingly saying you are a pedo in front of others

you are lucky they didnt report your ass cause i sure as hell would of.

>>26314795
Well, that was awkward. Don't make jokes if you're not confident or have a sarcastic tone, people won't know you're joking and think you're either dumb or crazy.
I can relate to you though.

>What are your hobbies
>are you a virgin
>how far have you gone with a girl

>>26313080
Fuck i hate this bullshit. NO YOU FUCKING CANT. I invited you guys cause you guys are my friends, i dont give a fuck about your friends who i don't know and i have no i interest in knowing them. Fuck sake i hate it when people bring it upon themselves to invite other people.

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>>26315151
>friends of mum(a couple, hunsband and wife) come over
>they want to see me because it's been so long and they want to see how i'm grown up now.
>forced to look decent and going out of my room
>he(the husband) looks like an ex-Chad type, and starts talking to me about random stuff, he's funny, and i think to myself: "it's not so bad after all"...But the questions are slowly going more personal as the time passes...
>finally, he asks me the death question: "and well anon, how is your GF??"
>"...W-well actually i don't have one..."
>"lol wtf, 22 yr and no GF?? Oh i see, it's because you have more than once, hehe"
>" H-heh...N-no well i'm busy with uni so...i don't have really much time, tha's it..."
>" *he stares at me like he is seeing a fucking alien*..."Lol so you are saying that you don't go for grills because you have to study? ROFL stop messing with me!! Oh i understand now...You are like my son! You see, he liked to spend a lot of time alone, but after he met his wife he changed hehe! You just need to take the car and go distract yourself from study sometimes in places where you haven't been before, trust me!! Do you have a car??"
>W-well...Actually i don't even have the driving licence...
>"oh..." *aknward silence, he changes subject*

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>>26310327
>You're never going to get a girlfriend are you ?

I can still remember the tone and deliverance as if it were yesturday.

>>26313976
Oh I did get it. Then I looked at her profile pic with her BF (could he brother, but I heavily doubt it) and deleted the number.

Good thing it saved me the embarrassment of asking her out.

I seriously have a hard time believing most of the shit in this thread is true.

>>26315042
>"You are not suppossed to be here."
>"Just shut the fuck up already."

>>26316014
>You're never going to get a girlfriend are you ?

Fucking seriously?

>>26316014
>it's ok to be gay son we will still love you

>>26316057
Its true. I was in psych class back in college and a girl sat next to me. We had to work on a project together and after an hour I said something and she made that remark. It was rather loud too so the rest of the class started staring. Probably the most embarrasing moment of my life

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>Hey, what's up?
>"No one cares about you, fuck off."

>>26316085
lol why would it be embarrassing to you? if anything the girl should be more embarrassed

>>26316085
Christ, get it together. Embarrassing? It's embarrassing for her, to be so uncultured. You should have just shook your head as others watched and continued working.

>>26316091
Whom God wishes to destroy he first makes mad.

>>26316094
>>26316101

For her? She was a Stacey and I could two other staceys laughing to themselves afterwards. Everyone stared straight at me which is bad because of my social anxiety. the teacher just stopped and carried on. You really want someone to say that you ?

>>26310327
>haha, anon the robot

I don't know the best way to write this in a way that makes sense. It was my mum and her friend laughing at me because of the way I act around people. At this particular time I refused to giver my mother's friend a hug when she was leaving and then refused a hand shake when she went to give me one.

I'm fucking 20 and I'm just this autistic, robotic, child who has his mum take him to work with her.

>>26310543
>>26311089
>>26311163
>>26311278
>>26311973
>>26312745

that's Ernest Hemingway
come on guys

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>>26316160
I don't even know the correct grammar here

>Hammer, the tool for hitting nails
>Jeff, a fast runner
>Anon, the robot

Does that make sense? I don't know

>>26316199
A drowning man will clutch at a straw

>>26316180
actually, the link to him is unsubstantiated and similarly titled stories predate him

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>>26314795
that's the most autist thing i've ever read
why would you out yourself as a pedo for no reason
even if you were confident, you couldn't do that
you've ruined your chances of ever being respected by them

>why do you have to make everything so hard for yourself

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>>26310327
>make a joke
>laugh
>nobody heard it

>years ago
>a-level maths
>different room for every lesson
>so like 9?
>"Hey anon, why are you sitting on your own?"
>some shit depreciating jokes thrown my way ontop of that
>all by le maths teacher.

>several weeks later
>Anon why do you want to drop A-level maths?

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>>26316303
>Say it again
>People continue talking as if nothing happened
>Maybe I just need to say it louder
>"Okay, we fucking heard you the first time."

>>26316353
not because you were shit at math or were getting U's or anything

>>26313197
>that autistic who decides to "answer" every . Single. Post.

>>26316353
>A-level
>considering dropping a subject because you were getting bullied
>being this childish

y

>>26316375
>wanting a shitty "everyone says something, no one replies" thread

>>26311416
I don't get it whaat

>>26316403
>every . Single. Post.

>>26316403
>implying these shitty threads aren't the only thing that can actually stay afloat amongst shitposting and bait threads

>>26310327
>"so what do you all day?"

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>>26311148
How can this still be an original post? Shit, man.

>>26315964
This is making me ree desu, maybe you should introduce yourself to his son?

>>26316651
Why my robotness and autism makes you REE? And i don't understand why i should be interested in his son, i'm not gay and he is married :/

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>>26310906
This shit gives me ptsd
Bloxx

>>26316543
How can this still be an original post?

How can this still?

How can

>>26310446
da babby has n0 f33t

How can this?

>>26311148
>>26313197
>x hobby, y hobby
Anime and video games.
I don't feel comfortable saying this to people, especially as their respone will be stupid like "Oh like COD and Attack on Titan?"

>you should get a girlfriend anon, it would make you happy
Said to me by my parents

>hey new kid, come, sit by us
>N-No
>oh come on you're cute
>f-fuck off

i miss my teenage years

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>>26311887
What is this meme anyway?
Just old people having pity on us?

NO, GIRLS HAVE NOT AND NEVER WILL BE ALL OVER ME

>So anon, do you have a gf
Every. Fucking. Day

>>26317431
fuck this shit normies do.

i was a totally outcast who was known to be deep indrugs.

but everyday.these faggots wanted me tojoin themand hangout. i just wanted to be left alone.

they would come up to mein the halls and start talking tome

JUST FUCK OFF

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>only male in my art clas
>stacy takes photho of me for her Art piece
>entire class of grills check out the photo
>Literally all of them comment on how I look like a physco/murderer
>even the teacher gets involved

Mfw tried my hardest to look normal

Also my onetis for years has referred to me as a 'creep'

>>26316065
This one hurts. Just because women don't want to fuck or date me doesn't mean that I'm gay.

>>26314496
have you seen autism in love?
i could swear this is copied and pasted dialogue from it

>>26317518
Oh hey Stacy, looks like you're on the wrong board.

>>26316180
>implying i give a fuck

hel lo reddit

>>26311054
I was at the dentist the other day and got into a fit of giggling while the water squirter was in my mouth after i imagined me spitting water everywhere and the hygienist was like "wow you hardly ever smile and now you're lauging." It's one of those things you don't really notice I guess because i didn't think that I smiled less than anyone else.

>>26313197
Gay as fuck. Very cucky too.

>"I should really think about it."