ITT things that would make you happy >Eternal youth

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>>26304476
To spontaneously become a social butterfly.

Or just social enough to make one or two friends..

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>>26304476
Being Tsar of All the Russias.

>>26304476
wish i knew.

>>26304511
enjoy getting you and your entire family killed by commies LOL

Finally getting my mortgage so I can start my empire of being a landlord so that I can quit being a wagecuck and travel the world.

>>26304476
A golden ticket that'd give me free passes to any country that I'd want.

teleport, like jumper.

Having a big beautiful dick.

>>26304476

knowledge and wisdom

but not too much, i don't want to go insane

>>26304476
Death

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>>26304476
Painless death

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>>26304476
My own personal robot army.

Validation that I'm not worthless as a person.

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>>26304556
>I would at least have a family
Better than now.

a gf
also:
>>26304630
Anon I dont know you but I know your problem because I have to deal with it too. I currently try to improve myself by any means and I start to believe that I gain self-confidence. If your life is so worthless use your worthless time and so something with it

>>26304476
being in a coma where my dreams are lucid