What the fuck do I say? I'm a 5/10 and >tfw no Aryan gf

>What the fuck do I say?

How about you answer her question you fucking autist? I swear only the biggest retards here get any chances.

>>26299989
Well, what do YOU do, anon?

>>26299984
shes not aryan or anything, her hair is obv bleached

>>26299984
she responded positively, just keep up with what you're doing
I'd suggest answering her question next, and following it with the same question back

>>26299984
>I like blondes...
What the fuck sort of message is this

>You white whore. You are no match for the superior Asian race. Fuck off and go fuck a nigger already and see if I care.

>>26299984
>What do you do?
About what?

>immediately wants to know what you do

in other words how much money you got you piece of shit useless man

fuck bitches, they are all gold diggers, they need punishment

>>26299984
Let me take over for you anon. I'm good at this. Tell her your job and then give me her profile info

>>26299984
"I just told you what I do. I like blondes."

>>26299984
>I like blondes...

You should like a rapist kek

>>26299984
just tell her you browse anime boards all day

if dubs

>>26300109
heh, that's actually pretty good
might go over her head though

You respond by telling her your profession. You're not some unemployed basement-dweller or McDonalds worker, right?

the bitch already wants to know how much money you make, abort

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Waiting for a reply...

...if I don't get unmatched for going full autism

>>26300611
>oli
>ali

>>26300611
Oli shit. That's a lot of mass

>>26299984
"Blondes"
It's fool proof, OP.

>>26300611
what did you send her though?

>>26300010
post of the fucking year desu

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>>26300686
>saving the world.
My real job might not be as high status as she wants, so I'll project a mysterious alpha.

Meanwhile, feel free to clean up my list, /r9k/.

3, 6, 9 decides what I send to pic. related and a bunch of others I haven't spoken to. Will post replies.

>>26300783
She's not gonna take you seriously, senpai

>>26300783
"How much for a handy?"

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>>26300783
That girl...
>Nobody knew who I was until I put on the mass

shes a gold digger

you probably don't have a decent job but just joke like chad does

'i'm actually a secret CIA agent whose front is being a store clerk, but i actually fight drug narcs on the weekends. oh and on my time off i feed puppies at the shelter

>>26299984
>You
>I'd do you.

just got out the marines, i was gona take a rest and finish traveling europe but instead took a co manager role in my uncles steel work firm, what about you?